Marvel dropped the ball SO HARD that even dc managed to make a better movie

I just streamed it. The movie fucking sucks, don't waste your time.

I'd like to see it for myself desu
I thought aquaman was gonna suck but it was less bad than I expected it to be.

i fucking slept through it

Man I can't fucking wait to see this.

>Even a series of bad films won't destroy the foundation of good will they've built.

Yeah. Just look how well they're doing with Star Wars fans. It amazes me that you fanboys excuse them for all the same sins with Marvel IPs that you eviscerate them for when it comes to Star Wars.

You swallowed a decade of bullshit marketing with nothing to back it but a barely told story and some truly terrible world-building. You could skip fully half the films in their catalog and not miss a thing.

Star wars doesn't have 22 movies spanning a decade
Of course you knew that and were being deliberately misleading.

Hahahaha oh nooooooooo

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Star Wars fans actually liked the movies and told Disney to fuck Off after last Jedi
MCU "fans" don't read comics so they don't care when Disney makes an awful marvel movie
MCU movies have so little impact besides being a commercial for the next film people don't even remember disliking most of them.

wtf 1500 reviews?
it should have 100k views to pull it down below 50%
If not it's clearly bought out by WB

Go fuck yourself you pathetic troll

This movie is awful and cringey as fuck, better waste your time playing vydya

This apply more to the dcu fans, they are all so awful and forgettable that every new dcu movie is the new best one

all shilling aside, this was a pretty solid cape movie. i had fun watching it which i did not have while watching captain marvel. however, Marvel (Shazam) has always been a better character from the get go so they probably had more to work with.

but still fuck captain marvel and their fake billion.

>movie still managed to be dark despite being mainly comedic
DC, how do they do it?

Have sex

>He watched Captain Marvel
>He watched Shazam
did you ever consider the kys?

>MUH POWERFUL WAMEN
>had to ve sandwhiched in between two of the most profitable movies in capeshit history in order to not be considered a loss.

I don't have even the slightest will to go to the theater and watch this shit. I am going to watch Dumbo tomorrow instead, but I am no fan of Tim Burton. Hated his job with Planet of the Apes, Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory, Alice's Wonderland... I will give him one final chance.

HOW MANY BLURAYS WILL DKEKS EAT
BEFORE THEY MAKE THEIR SKIN TURN PINK
EAT TOO MUCH AND THEY’LL GET SICK
DC IS NOT RICH

[angry mouse noises]

shitzam haha

>I will give him one final chance.
LMAO
what a battered spouse

Shazam is good capeshit because it knows it’s capeshit

>it didn't have feminism and mentally tranny's, REEEE

wew! yikersors!

This. It may have had a low bar but at least it stuck the landing. Also Zach Levi reminded me of Brendan Fraser in his heyday which was probably why I enjoyed most of it

>muh capeshit
grow up

I wish I'd drop the ball so hard I'd earn 1 billion dollars.

>It knows it's shit so it's good
Lmao fucking what

The black chick in the shazam family is hot

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Name a decent Marvel movie except Guardians
>pro tip you can't

Goodness me.

dem titties tho

Just a few more days, DCuck

This bitch is put together so well. DAYUM.

Face average tho

Infinity War
Winter Soldier
Iron Man

i liked it but only because i envisioned sinbad's shazam being the shazam genie in this movie and they are in the same cinematic universe.

>The absolute state of zoomer kinlets

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Wasnt Shazam that old movie with the genie

Just saw it, I liked it I don't think it was perfect but it was unassuming and well written. They knew how to bring drama without immediately under cutting it with a joke which was a plus it was well cast and the final confrontation between billy and Sivanna felt well earned and the reveal the Marvel family was a pleasant surprise and the ending with superman was great but it would've been nice if they could've gotten Caville to do it but i understand why he didn't. all in all a solid 9/10. It was nice they spent the whole movie trying to find a name for him yet never settled on one by the end, hopefully they just give him the name in the next one.

>No argument
>Anime poster
>Fateshit at that
Jesus fucking Christ

she looked cuter in the movie, the angle is weird here but that's because we've robbed an private moment

Cheap mundane sarcastic dialogs on an infinite loop
Absolutely retarded storylines that even preteens on their righr minds will find childish
Capeshit
Stereotypical and cringy ethical dilemmas
Villains so bad that can't even be treated as a parody attempt

The worst Anime is better than the Capeshit you just posted and you have to deal with it brainlet Marveldrone

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>because it knows it’s capeshit
Every marvel movie is self aware
None of Snyder's crap was

>go to rotten tomatoes to see the ratings
>gets a bit mad because it drops to 78%
>realised that it was basedvel captain marvel instead of shazam
not gonna lie i got a bit mad

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Watchmen is the best capeshit movie
Batman Vs Superman has flaws but is still better than every Marvel shit

Infinity War

> Blocks your feminist commie movie franchise

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Watchmen was good but overrated
BvS is just a mess and inferior to all but like 3 of marvel's offerings

Marvel movies are self aware of the fact that there are other heroes in the MCU. Shazam is self aware of superhero tropes.