How do these SNL guys do it?

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girls love funny guys

money and fame you retard

Is that supppose to be impressive. bitch got no ass or hips

by leaving their parent's basements and talking to women

this

He’s the richest cast member and a mentor figure.
Bitches love that

she's a model

she likes his personality

thats lauren michaels bull

it's not fair bros

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Women in search of a mate (not a hookup) consider men's looks as secondary to other factors such as:
>money
>status
>charisma

>Kenan
>funny

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This is a bad example. Jason Sudekis is a good looking dude

Is she Asian or Latina? Trash either way and not really an impressive pull for a celeb, even a black one.

>oh wow, you're on tv?
How do you faggots, even the underage ones, need this explained to you?

>bitch got no ass or hips
Not everyone wants to date a centaur dummy

KEENAAN! IT'S KEL REMEMBER?! WE USED TO DO NICKELODEON SHOW BRO!!HAHAHA REMEMBER? WHO LOVES ORANGE SODA? KEL LOVES ORANGE SODA! IS IT TRUE? MMMM HMMMM! I DO I DO I DOoooo!! WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGERS CAN I TAKE YA ORDER? KENAN WHY WONT YOU RESPOND TO MY TEXT MESSAGES?! KENAN?! KENAN?!!

AAAAAAWWW HERE IT GOES!!

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DELET

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she's cute you fag

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>walking three feet apart
>not smiling
>not holding hands
>shades so she doesn't have to look at him
Yeah I'm sure this is a healthy loving relationship and she's not at all with him cause he buys her nice things to show off on her Instagram page then hooks up with random Chads to fuck and snort coke off his dick. Must be so great being a celebrity

he's got a BIG 12 inch sense of humor

user pls tell me where you can find a centaur gf

that's alotta projection there fella

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He's probably hung like a giant mythical horse

IT'S NOT FAIR!!

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this. I weigh 500lbs but I have 50 million in the bank and have a smoking hot supermodel wife

Jesus dude have you never dated anyone?