What went wrong?

Just call /Our Guy/ Brendan and make a Looney Tunes Back to Action sequel, it was 1 million times better than that nba ad.

>LeBron is almost universally despised by the newer generation of NBA players
The newer generation loves him. His generation is split.
Chances are their agents are demanding more money. Sport's contracts are becoming more and more ridiculous with each passing season.

just looking at lola makes my dick hard. come here you little slut.

this is what happens when a woman leads your nation, she surrenders almost immediately and dons the garb of the enemy

Michael Jordan was absolutely loathed by everyone in Basketball, even his teammates. Didn't stop Warner using him.

Zoomers raging

Steph curry

*Donald

The enemy was some neckbeard retardo manlet from Yea Forums, though. I know that's a tough pill to swallow but you better choke it down, queer, and learn to enjoy the taste. Everybody hates you.

Durant would.

Lebron is despised for being a ring chasing ball hog, glory hound, and team killing whiny diva.

>BUT BUT HE'S HAS 8 FINALS APPEARANCES!

All from Easten conference teams during by far the least competitive era in basketball history. You're talking about a conference that puts teams with losing records in the postseason. There haven't been more than two serious contenders to come out of the east since Lebron has been there. His first year in the west and his season is over in March while his team preps for a lottery pick.

Lebron's win over that Warriors squad was historic and I will give him that but you're talking about one season in a 13 year career. Space Jam sequel as a concept is fucking stupid anyway. What? Do a DIFFERENT team of animated aliens come to earth and use a different ball to rob a new era of players of their powers and then somehow get suckered into playing a game against cartoons for the whole shebang again? It makes zero fucking sense.

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No sane white person condemns this attack.

KD did nothing wrong. only the 3-6 mafia are crying about KD joining the warriors

It was a random attack against peaceful muslims in fucking New Zealand of all places. This guy wasn't exactly hitting an Isis camp. It was pure butchery of the lowest order and it didn't accomplish anything beyond further villainizing Yea Forums and white people like yourself.

It disgusted most of my friends, the majority of which lean heavily right and are even /pol/ meme kids.

if he gets either Steph Curry or Kevin Durant it will be fine

>This guy wasn't exactly hitting an Isis camp
actually...

>peaceful muslims

Oh boy.

How many does he need? At most they'll probably get 5 mins of screen time and the rest will be LeBron, Looney Tunes, and Monstars

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everyday its about lebron who isn't even in the playoffs and already stopped playing for the rest of season or its about kd going to leave the warriors. then when kd snaps back, its always about his burner twitter accounts or hes sensitive. its been 3 fucking years they still hanging on to this thing.

The NBA players from the 90's that were in the movie weren't even that good outside of Barkley and Ewing (and Jordan obviously)

The surrealness is making me habla español ay ayayay!! Aaaaaaaahhhhh lola bunny! Shes the WHOLE REASON I'M A fagggot furry TODAY! AAAAAA wait...waiiit...waiit. So
>Taz spins on screen
you be saying
>actors fail to meet eyeline
you be saying
>lebron gets another hair transplant
you are saying my good sir
>bill murray decomposes on camera you ARE SAYING
>various loooney tunes characters twerk
you be saying
>shaq gets hit by a basketball and his eyes go crosseyed
You be saying we...
>Michael Jordan stops crying for 8 seconds and stops filming underware commercials and wearing giant oversized Steve Harvey brand suits to make a cameo
We wuz 90s kidz?

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He still balls out in the Finals, I don't really see why people use the weak conference argument.

Michael Jordan was hated for being ruthlessly competitive. He would cut a child's throat to win a basketball game. He was one of the best players of all time and is inarguably the best scorer/defender at his position all time. He was 6-0 in finals appearances, he defined what it meant to be not just a superstar but a superstar and a winner.

Lebron doesn't play defense, doesn't move away from the ball, doesn't sell his teammates, doesn't prop up his coaches, and expects to be treated like a King because the media sucks him off for attention. 3-8 in Finals appearances because LeGM pouts if the teams he's on don't sign shitty players to atrocious contracts that can't be moved. 15 mil a year for JR Smith who is too high to even walk straight half the time? 10 mil a year for Mike Miller who's spine is swiss cheese?

When Lebron is successful he gets all the credit. When he's not everyone in his realm gets blamed, EXCEPT him. That is why everyone fucking hates him and goes out of their way to punk him.

Michael Jordan never had to make excuses because he always won. Michael Jordan didn't need apologists because his rings did the talking. There is no comparison.

t. Kevin Durant

What, have you got evidence that people from this New Zealand mosque, a bunch of southeast Asian muslims were plotting a terrorist attack or something? No, you don't. Shut the fuck up, retard.
Do you think all Christians swear by the laws of the old testament? Now, more muslims are backwards than christians, I won't argue that, but nobody in fucking New Zealand is a goddamn terrorist, or a rabid jihadist. It's one of the most peaceful places on Earth.

Memes rotted this kid's brain. His manifesto was just a bunch of incoherent garbage about America, typical of a /pol/ kiddo. It's nothing but foreigners obsessing over American politics. Sad!

>LeBron is almost universally despised by the newer generation of NBA players
That doesn't really matter, Lebron's generation is famous enough to carry a movie on their own. Hell, even the "banana boat crew" (Lebron, Wade, Paul, Melo) would be enough. The issue is definitely about money, every player is probably demanding a massive paycheck.

His first two finals appearances he was embarrassed because he played like an impotent child. Two more he was carried to by Dwayne Wade, the officials, and weak competition.

The one against the Warriors was his only real one which was admittedly historic. It only took him 10 fucking years to live up to his billing, even if he did live up to the hype.

Space Jam 2 should be about aging stars of Space Jam finding out that toonworld physics let them beat players who are currently in their prime.

>Melo
>Cp3
Two of the most despised players in the league. CP3 isn't worth the money he's been paid and Melo is a walking billboard for how to fuck up a sure thing NBA career.

no they really don't like him at all
go look at jersey and shoe sales, not even remotely comparable.
no they all wanted to be his friend, Barkely, Ewing, Magic sucked up to him constantly, every young player in the 90's adored him. It was the betas of the league who disliked him

Actually Melo, CP3 and Wade being in the movie would make a lot of sense lol

>What, have you got evidence that people from this New Zealand mosque, a bunch of southeast Asian muslims were plotting a terrorist attack or something? No, you don't. Shut the fuck up, retard.
it was actually noted in the liberal written news article that jihadis had been radicalized in that mosque and had fought in syria because of it, learn to read.

and his best years are long behind him

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>Two of the most despised players in the league.
What are you basing that on? CP3 has been elected president of the player's union by the player multiple times, and both he and Melo are pretty popular nationwide.

CP3 being widely despised in the league is a fucking meme perpetuated by lazy bums like Glen Davis. He makes whatever team he's playing for significantly better and is still one of the goat Pg's.

Christians should be murdered too, but at least they're neutered.

to be fair the 1st spacejam only had one other hall of famer

Luka Doncic is probably the biggest NBA star ever, and he is just finishing his rookie season.

Why wasn't this frame allowed?

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Trae Young is going to win ROTY.

Let's be real, Lebron needs to be recast. A player who can't even make the playoffs should not represent Earth against the monstars. Think about how hard it is to miss the playoffs, 16 out of 30 teams get in, that's over 50% of the teams in the league.

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>Luka Doncic is probably the biggest NBA star ever
are you retarded?

Just ditch the basketball and make a movie about that rabbit girl whatshername. Not even memeing, you know why everyone will be going to watch this.

this.

LeBron is a terrible teammate and it's no secret. He's treated his co-stars like shit going all the way back to his first stint in Cleveland.

LeBron hasn't earned any respect among his peers in the NBA.. No one really likes him and it's one of the reasons they're struggling to build a team with him in Los Angeles.. Say what you want about Michael Jordon, he was a raging asshole, but he had the respect from his era of peers.. He EARNED that and no one gave Michael anything..

LeBron, while being a great athlete, has had everything handed to him from his senior year of high school up until now.. He doesn't have that fire within..

I grew up with Jordan and LeBron and have never been sold on LeBron.. That's all I got to say..

New Zealand deserved the attacks

if he didn't rape that cheerleader, would they have cast Kobe?

cant wait for bugs bunny to virtue signal about niggers getting prosecuted for their crimes

Is basketball still relevant in the US? I never saw the appeal because football is better.

>/pol/ doesn't have a backbone when someone makes the grass grow
Color me shocked.

If you don't worship the Slovenian Sensation I'd have to question your mental prowess as well.

black people and eastern euros love basketball. I'll never understand why baseball is so popular though. I know south americans fucking love it

Outside of Lebron who is a household NBA name that is still playing? Also, any "Superstar" that needs to build up teams to win rings is not going to get any respect after the commentators stop getting paid.

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I am a Maverick fan and love Luka but calling him the biggest NBA star EVER is stupid.

LePoopy Pants is NOT my idol

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someone needs to take their medication

It's all Kevin Durant's fault for being a ring-chasing bitch and kicking off these meme teams that we're seeing now.

baseball has majorly declined in popularity. when was the last time you heard of a superstar? Derek Jeter? Arod?

Venezuelans and Cubans like baseball. Normal people like football.

>I'll never understand why basedball is so popular though

Because it's based and maximum comfy.

Get off Yea Forums Doncic, aren't the Mavs playing tonight?

>peaceful muslims
That's an oxymoron, you moron.

Steph Curry
James Harden

Carmelo, Steph Curry, Dwane Wade. Off the top of my head. And I don't even watch it.

>peaceful muslims

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times have changed

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lol he's actually out tonight so he'll be posting from the bench

We'll see who the real enemy is when the truck attacks start happening in peaceful tolerant New Zealand, faggggggggggggggggot lolz

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>ever
No he definitely is not

cringe

the NBA is more popular than ever

What the players got smaller?

Your friends are pussies who will never survive the coming civil war. They should toughen up and watch some Isis videos.

>racial hiring
>diversity in sports
they're talking about coaches and stuff right...?

Pretty based post

>LeBron is almost universally despised by the newer generation of NBA players
this is just an outright lie

less physical NBA means smaller players can compete

zoomers don't like feeling left out

t. delusional mavs fan

>no lewd lola itt
Yea Forums is fucking DEAD

All the players on the bottom suck hard so I don't think anyone is worried about these punks representing basketball.

>various looney tunes characters twerk
>cardi b makes a cameo apperance as some ungodly half-looney-tune-character-half-clown-woman
THESE SHOES BLOODY
LET THIS HAPPEN

carmelo and wade are washed up now

that got tailors to hem their clothing?

>it's one of the most peaceful places on earth
until Muslims grow in number
cloverchronicle.com/2019/03/16/two-men-killed-in-2013-drone-strike-were-allegedly-radicalized-at-christchurch-mosque/

extra based basketball nerd

Don't play dumb.

The movie is less of a novelty than it is a way for Lebron to prop up his ego (Jordan had a cartoon? I need a cartoon too!). In the 90's all those guys outside of the main 5 who did cameos probably just did it to see themselves with the Looney Tunes. But now it's been done before and the players know they're just props for Lebron to make himself look good.

Also this. Lebron is among the worst teammates in the league and the guys have little reason to believe the same problems wouldn't arise when making a movie with him.

how can they be talking about athletes when athletes get drafted based on their skills? or is that not happening anymore either.

>yfw zion goes to the lakers in the draft

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lebron is a transcendental star, but aside from him, I don't think guys like durant and curry and harden have reached the level of popularity as kobe, barkley, shaq, and all of the other non-jordan stars did.

sports in general are gradually fading from the american cultural zeitgeist. it's kinda sad imo

I think the NBA's popularity is holding steady - hell, the Chinese eat that shit up even if Americans stop watching. The biggest declining U.S. sport now is probably baseball

Zoomers have no real culture or identity, so they turn into raging spergs, ruining it for everyone.

>peaceful muslims
Strange that the articles detailing the Christchurch mosque as an ISIS recruiting center mysteriously began to be deleted after the attack

This is unacceptable for a movie like this, that's why

shitty samefag with same use of ALL CAPS

You and your friends are yellow bellied faggots.

>westbrook
>harden
>davis
>green
>leonard
those need to get their powers succed

youtu.be/-8xV34Gq0UU
This was on the mosques facebook page

if LeBron didn't prove he is an East Coast babby, people might respect him enough to make this movie

as it is, he's a season away from retirement

There will never be such an iconic moment with such famous players like before. These are literally who-tier more famous for political shenanigans

>being upset about this

Its your fault whitey obsessing over star wars and anime instead of finding a wife

Because he isn't apart of the b-ball family, Lebron doesn't even know the Chaos Dunk.

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yeah get that one twitch streamer to play her too

Kids don't fucking watch Looney Tunes or know about it they will think Space Jam 2 is a Big Chungus basketball movie

>The enemy was some neckbeard retardo manlet from Yea Forums, though.
Guaranteed you are under 5'5, kek.

>I won't argue that, but nobody in fucking New Zealand is a goddamn terrorist, or a rabid jihadist. It's one of the most peaceful places on Earth.
what a fucking retarded statement.

Isn't it interesting that a religion that worships violence ends up being the victim of violence?

> cuss word
> Yea Forums slang

Found the wannabe.

you mean Christianity?

*dabs on your post*

None of the current NBA players have any charisma. Most of them are smug twats.

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I just spoke to him and Jesus loves your joke user.

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Your 2019 Monstars!

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yeah very sad that glorified groids being paid millions of dollars are no longer being worshiped by the general public and having their names plastered all over cucks and their dipshit girlfriends bodies in the form of overpriced jerseys

People use it because it's valid. Had he played in a competitive conference he wouldn't have made it to at least half of those Finals. Unless he ring chases once again (in the East) he's never winning another ring.

>no Space Jam-like film with NFL instead & starring Gronk

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>ever

Shut the fuck up, you gopnik trash. LMAO.

>29% shooting average
>in a tanking team
Slovenian subhuman wrote these posts.

Gronk retired. He would be perfect for something like this though, dude is basically a cartoon character.

Melo's problem is his playstyle.

>This guy wasn't exactly hitting an Isis camp
About that...

Yaas queen, we need more Muslims in our countries for the further betterment of our increasingly tolerant societies
globalnews.ca/news/5128504/transphobic-attack-paris-outrage/

>but nobody in fucking New Zealand is a goddamn terrorist, or a rabid jihadist. It's one of the most peaceful places on Earth.
The mosque that was attacked literally has a history of its members becoming radicalized.

LeChoke doesn't even have half the charisma of MJ. This movie is going to be inferior to the original.

Kids have the internet, which grants them access to old Looney Tunes that's not edited for syndication. It's cable they don't watch because programming offers the most blandest schedule possible in channels like Disney, Nickelodeon, and CN.

>Tfw they are going to use the space jam theme like a horny teenager uses a sock to fill it like a twinkie
>tfw is all going to be "HELLOOOO FELLOOOOW KIDS WE ARE DOING THIS MAYMAY AS WELL" and the remixes are all going to be infinitely inferior to the ones online

Bonus points if they do a mashup of some "popular" normie garbage song. Something with drake or despacito or some dumb bullshit like that.

Only thing I can hope is that they have the sexy joke character that makes me want to use her like a sock

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Exactly, he's perfect. Though I'm sad to see him retire, it's an open opportunity now.

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Yeah he's shit in every single aspect of the game.

The novelty of simply appearing in a movie is gone. Anyone can get on Instagram or Facebook and film themselves being boring.

The players either:

A) take themselves too seriously and won't be portrayed as 2nd fiddle to anyone (especially LeBron) even in fiction - Durant, Harden
B) think they are good actors already and don't want to have 2 line bit parts - Paul, Griffin, Irving
C) would actually be charming but don't want to fuck around with Hollywood - Steven Adams, Embiid, Klay

They need to suck it up and get the 2nd string. Boban, Patty Mills to mind, local fan favorites. But I'm sure LeBron wouldn't like that... HE'S NOT 2ND STRING!

For boomer maybe, everyone else rather watch coonless e-sports.

NBA is only good for sneaker advertisement and even that got co-opt by big fashion brand completely ignored nig sportsballz.

Larry Johnson was good. Bogues was ok. Bradley was bad. Though decent defensively, to be fair.

I want Berkley and Shaq as the MCs.

This is honestly why I despise movies nowadays. Everyone wants to be the MC, but nobody wants to be the supporting cast.

Space Jam 2 is doomed to fail because Lebron can't handle Daffy and Bugs's level of bantz

Shaq was always a meme. He's cringy and always sounds forced as fuck. Literally zoomer b8.

>zoomer b8
Missed with that gay shit, faggot.

Souless

Daily reminder that there will NEVER be any "90's nostalgia boom" in pop culture that won't be labeled "poser shit" by people who actually grew up in the 90s

Maybe with some of the zoomers

Source? NBA is honestly in the worst state it was since the 70s. Superteams and everyone playing the same smallball basketball make the games extremely boring an predicting, even in the playoffs.

I think what he needs to do is have the others help in a bigger fashion. Some play Monstars and there's a lot more scenes with them, even just them scenes so it isn't just 10mins of the end game that they're in. Then he needs one to three to be goodguy co-stars, that way he isn't alone like Jordan was. Nobody's going to sign on when they might not be paid enough to make up for the lack of free time between seasons -and- they don't get any real screen time to make way for Savior LeBron.

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What is this zoomer post even trying to convey?

wtf basketball has never been more popular, dumbass

dumbass

Nice sources, lowcap nigger.

>didn't make playoffs for first time in over a decade
>Movie is off on a rocky start
>mistress is about to expose him as an adulterer
This just isn't his year.

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>tfw Clevelander

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Lol what would you do if she did lol?

would watch the shit out of that

why the fuck does this bitch want a boob job? she's fucking PERFECT. i'd fuck the shit out of that.

They relocated the Sonics

What a stupid hoe, going on twitter and threatening to out your sugar daddy is a surefire way to ensure you never get another one.

Boomer pls

Michael Jordan played against electricians and mailmen. The level of competition isn't the same

Isn't this extortion though?

That's because you're just a filthy pleb, to the 6'4 black famous millionaire athletes in the NBA that's a 6

@112471119
No (you) for this zoom bait

I want to FUCK Lola.

>Just want to bang some chick on the side.
>Suddenly I have to pay for her surgeries or she will expose me
This bitch didn't even want to sleep with him, she just needed someone she could extort

>Bird
>Thomas
>Magic
>Hakeem
>Shaq
>Hardaway
>Malone
>Stockton
>Ewing
>Robinson
Did literally fucking nothing while MJ was his peak, I admit he made these all time great first ballot hall of famers look pedestrian. Go back to yeeting Lebron's dick you fucking zoomer.

It should have been The Rock.

pretty much this. Knew my team was doomed the moment >we signed him

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>made Detroit Bad Boys his bitches
>desecrated Madison Square Garden
>robbed Stockton and Malone of their hopes and dreams
>all in the era of hand checking, a rule implemented AFTER he left to make the league more interesting
Stick to r*ddit and instagram, millenial fucking shit

Lebron fucked up his legacy. There's a large following that thinks his the GOAT, but there's an equal amount, if not larger growing faction, that is fed up with and annoyed by his antics / way of doing things. He comes across as disingenuous and contrived, and the fact that he's involved in a remake of Space Jam is fact enough that he's too aware of and obsessed with living in Jordan's shadow to be considered the GOAT. Kobe wouldn't want anything to do with this, nor would anyone else even in consideration for comparison with Jordan. He's a clown and an easy reason for why the clown world sentiment / meme lives on. Honk fucking honk.

>Melo's problem being a basketball player is that he's terrible at his job being a basketball player

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There is no point in having schools anymore. Kids don't give a shit about history nor do they care about facts.

Samefag huh? Don't be mad because people only respond to you to tell you that you're an intellectual philistine with no redeeming qualities whatsoever and that the gene pool of the human race would be better off if your mongrelized bloodline was purged from it you no brain whiny ass fucking nigger loving faggot.

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Man i miss 2012 Yea Forums with the lelbron/lylbron memes

>Cheering for the Lakers after Jerry Buss, arguably the greatest owner in the history of professional sports, dies and leaves the franchise to his illiterate daddy's money spending titty fed liberal children.
>His son turns the franchise into a fucking laughingstock.
>His daughter, supposedly the smart one of the two, is literally pile driving what's left of it into an even deeper grave.
Bro you might need to find a new team. Buss was literally the pioneer of the sport. His marketing prowess and television savvy made the NBA and by proxy every other sport league what it is today. He had the vision for what sports could be in America when people were calling it a glorified carnival game. He is single highhandedly responsible for the Lakers dominance all those years. He's gone, and there will never be another like him.

Anyone who follows the NBA knows most players deeply hate Lebron. He is an insufferable prick who throws his teammates and coaches under the bus.

This. Modern kids thinking they know Jordan by some highlight reels.

>He's a clown and an easy reason for why the clown world sentiment / meme lives on. Honk fucking honk

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Duty is easy when the call is comfortable. Honor and loyalty come easy then. But, in every man’s life, there comes a time when it is not easy. When it is hard, and you must choose. That is when you learn whether or not you ever had any honor or loyalty at all. I consider my suffering due recompense for the virtues I bear. You don’t just “find another team.” That means you never had a team. Dual-loyalty is no loyalty

what are you gonna do, call the thot police?

What you were loyal to is dead. The only real virtue is living a good life and as long as people remain loyal to the Lakers this shit isn't going to end.

What is the price of a courtside Laker's seat, even now with how bad the team is? Didn't they take out an entire section to put in a night club? Can real fans even afford the parking to get into the games now? Go to San Antonio, Dallas, OKC, Houston, Indiana, Milwaukee, even fucking Boston, and those fans are going to be screaming bloody murder rabid. They're going to be supporting their team through thick and thin.

I remember watching a video of an LA sports bar when the Rams won the NFC to go the Super Bowl. Not a single person yelled, or cheered, or clapped. Does LA even have real sports fans? Are you even from LA?

The thing you're loyal to isn't real. It's just something you think exists in your head, and this is coming from someone who hated the Lakers but begrudgingly started cheering for them because of how great Kobe was.

Who /jazz/ here

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>Can real fans even afford the parking to get into the games now?
As you said further down yout post, do Lakers even have "real" fans? Always seemed like the only one actualy supporting them were the rich and upper middle class socialites from Beverly Hills.

this post screams edgy teen. no one watches fucking esports.

That was my point and I kind of got off track. You go to Lakers games and it's as quiet as church choir. People go to see and be seen. Those fans don't have any stake in the game, there is no pride, there is no culture in that city, no one gives a fuck. They might as well be watching monkeys at the zoo (pun intended). You go to Thunder game and the fans are screaming at the top of their lungs in a filled arena 30 minutes before tip.

Lebron is the only star player to never have any NBA sons. Even Kobe, a guy people LEGIT hate has Westbrook.

Keep in mind, the greatest player of all time, MJ was Dr. Js nba son. Lebron is a failure all around.

Remember when the Knicks won a postseason series?
I do

Lebron is a Ray Allen 3 pointer, arguably the greatest shot in finals history away from being 2-6 in the finals.

Steph Curry and the GSW have completely invalidate Lebron's legacy.

>imagine going to a thunder game

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An excess of vice only makes virtue shine brighter. You’re right of course, I don’t actually go though I do live in Babylon itself. What I’m loyal to does exist because it exists in me. My friends sit around and watch the lakers and we trash them while thinking about the glory days. We enjoyed 16 championships, 5 of which I got to see in my lifetime, and that’s 5 more than most people get. Lakers fans who abandon their team after a mere decade of trash never truly appreciated what they had. Imagine being a knicks fan or, may God forgive me for uttering this, but a god-forsaken Sacramento fan, whom we stepped over with shameless bribery. We deserve suffering, as long as I bear it, as long as one man does, then the lakers still have real fans. And also it feeds my selfish desire to be a unique little snowflake and do something out-of-style like actually holding to convictions. I mean, what kind of old man even thinks in virtues and vices anymore? Kids nowadays trying to justify ever primal urge they have as if virtue were something that should be natural and not an ideal to be worked towards in the first place. There never was any virtue, we become better men and live better lives by seeking it. We rise out of the cruel arbitrary fate nature has in store

I watch Dota 2 E-sports but that's only because it's riveting and you can pretend that it's relevant because how much money the players make.

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The word fan does come from the word fanatic and you are certainly that. I honestly believe with Pelinka and Magic calling the shots it's only going to get worse before it gets better. You're going to go through another round of 'fire everyone' and Lebron will be retired/dead/traded by the time that happens. You're in a for a long night friendo.

Ben Simmons, Luka Doncic, Giannis etc etc
the next generation is lebron babies
no he's still the GOAT next to MJ in the eyes of most

challenge accepted

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>h-hey guys wanna be in my movie?
>no lebron it's the playoffs don't you have to practice?
>oh yeah, heh, of course of course haha...

It's honestly deserved that the sequel doesn't do well. The way that Warner Bros. and the NBA have completely rejected Clispaeth in the time since Space Jam's release is disgusting. So easily forgotten after He did so much for them and was the sole reason anyone involved was able to produce such a masterpiece, and then they have the gall to so easily forget him, and the misplaced pride to act like it was their hands that produced Space Jam. It's sickening, and unless they somehow repent for their pride then they don't deserve to know the light of Clispaeth.

Based cringelord

what's the problem? go get curry and embiid or something damn.

Goddam I want to fuck that bunny.

Lebron is unequivocally not on MJ's level. He's not even on Kobe's level.

The all time top 5 players:
PG: Magic
SF: Kobe/Jordan
SG: Jordan/Kobe
PF: Hakeem/Kareem
C: Wilt/Kareem

Lebron doesn't play defense so he doesn't get to be on this list. The players on this list are the greatest combination of offense/defense/athleticism their positions have ever seen. Giannis is the only current player that even has a chance to make this list. Durant can't play defense. Steph can't play defense. Harden can't play defense and is a ref babby. Only players I've ever watched that could have been on this level that didn't make it because of circumstances around them were Tracy McGrady and Paul George.No one else in the league right now is even worth mentioning in this conversation.

go to bed grandpa

you fucking lunatic lebron was the best wing defender for 10 years he's too old now just like kobe didnt play defense past 33.
wtf is your top 5? kareem never was a power forward, hakeem was only a power forward when ralph sampson was a thing and succeeded the most as a lone center. jordan and kobe never played forward.
fuck off

>8th seed in the East is 20 games back off first place and 1 game under .500
>8th seed in the West is 9 games back off first and 12 games over .500
>2-8 seeds in the west are separated by 7 games.
>The 11th seed in the west is as close to first place as the 7th seed in the east
If Lebron hadn't spent 12 years in the East he'd be considered a bust and that is objective fact.

Someone doesn't remember the 90s

>you fucking lunatic
have sex
>best wing defender for 10 years
lol
>kobe didn't play defense past 33
Kobe is the second best defensive player at his position all time. He has 12 all nba defensive team selections. Lebron doesn't even have half that in era where defense isn't played.

Jordan and Kobe could play any position 1-3. Kareem/Hakeem/Wilt could play any position 4-5. Magic could play all five positions on the court. You don't even watch basketball. Go back to your Naruto threads faggot.

Objectively false. The NBA hasn't been in this state since pre merger. Too many super teams and one of the conferences is basically worthless like this user pointed out. Basketball has no parity. All the talent is grouping up to play together to make the game easier. That NEVER would have happened in Jordan or Kobe's day.

No, the actual police. Because it's actual blackmail.

i would be my life that 90% of you have never even seen jordan play. really sad throwing the goats name around when you are a zoomer

tfw remember watching greg ostertag and the jazz play

Another thing that set Jordan apart was his professionalism. He never would've got involved in politics like Lebron did. He never would have said something like "I used to hate all white people." The way Lebron did.

When asked about his views on race Jordan deftly responded "White people buy sneakers too. White people watch the games too. White people buy tickets too." And that was it. Total professional.

There hasn't really been parity since the 70s (and that time period had a whole lot more issues to deal with than competitiveness between teams.)

Warriors have barely been in any good playoff series during this run.

The Detroit Bad Boys made him the bitch first though.

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD BOYS
you're fucking dead

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Fucking idiot

>tfw only one ITT actually born in the 80s

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I didn't know Lebron was into trannys

Only with boomers and black zoomers. All the white and asian kids are watching or playing esports.

NBA is huge in China

i want to penetrate lola bunny hole (ass)

not him but the NBA is the biggest its ever been retards
usatoday.com/story/sports/columnist/martin-rogers/2018/10/15/nba-america-fans-favorite-pastime/1652952002/

Born in 88 here and I'm the smartest person in this thread.

>tfw browsing Yea Forums in 2005 when all the 90's kids were underageb&

where did the time go bros?

Jordan hate IT so much that he would play on the Dream Team if Thomas was there but he openly admits that if it wasn't for taking back to back losses in the playoffs against them early on in his career that he never would've become the player he was.

Fuck the Jazz, nerd

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need more Lola

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If anyone thinks she's refering to Bron you are a retard lol

Zoomers gonna zoom

True, 79 here.

>usatoday.com/story/sports/columnist/martin-rogers/2018/10/15/nba-america-fans-favorite-pastime/1652952002/
>according to twitter study
Literally the first line of the article.

>Average NBA Viewership for game is 1.28 million
>Not even half of the 2.8 million your average P5 college game brings
>Not even an 8th of the average 17 million your average NFL game gets
>most watched finals game of all time was game 7 of 2016 at 31 million viewers
>least watched college football championship of the decade pulled in 29 million viewers
>on average over a whopping 100 million people watch the Super Bowl. 98 million is consider a low number.
>Average value of NBA team is 1.9 billion
>Average value of NFL team is 2.5 billion
>Highest valued NBA team is 3.5 billion
>Highest valued NFL team is 5 billion, and there are 7 more that are comparable to the highest valued NBA team
No one cares what your liberal cuck twitter faggots think. Post facts, not liberal propaganda.

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>Warriors have barely been in any good playoff series
2016 GSW-OKC and GSW-CLE are two of the greatest series of all time.

That's what I meant. We're lucky to see a competitive series from them in the playoffs in any given year. It's boring.

WELCOME TO THE SPACE JAM
youtube.com/watch?v=J9FImc2LOr8

i would pin her down and fuck her, and goom inside.

It’s hilarious how NBA has more drama than WNBA.

LeBron should get a the greats from every era and cgi them. a big f u to the new zoomer gen

Breasts, anime and videogames are evil and should be banned from planet earth.

>to any fucking queer james dickriders pic related
nigger james will never be considered a great

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Put Dirk in. He isn't even the greatest, but you can't hate the guy.

NBA players unironically hate LeBron

Also this is guaranteed to be a flop so no one wants to be part of this mess. Curry, KD, Harden, Westbrook, Klay, Paul George, Giannis, etc. are all above this, they don't need it.

Remember that horrible Like Mike ripoff KD did?

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>mfw Lakeshits get another bust in the draft and no one important joins them again for the 7th straight year

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>terrible
nigga

youtube.com/watch?v=0I2gTjRzxaw

Basketball is the worst fucking sport I've ever seen. Why don't you fags play a real sport like rugby or ice hockey.

Wew Kobe

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Lmao those suck dick tho.

Basketball has style, constant motion, systematic strategy with endless counters and adjustments, it's like high speed 3D chess

You're obviously not a Spurs fan like me

Have you seems those nigga s talks? They're all just charisma vaccums.

>imagine watching the spurs unironically

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LeBron and Shaq are the only NBA players who can act. Even then Lebron only does safe acting.

>Take five bounds
>You've already crossed the court
>Pass ball a few times
>Walk up to hoop
>Put ball in, maybe a man who is taller than you stands in your way and it doesn't go in
>He now has the ball, takes five steps down the court and throws it
>Repeat ad nausea

Based on this pic, are you Gen X, Millennial, or Zoomer? I'm a based Zoomer (born 98).

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Why do they need multiple NBA players? Do the same as with the first movie, all looney toons, monsters, Michael Jordan and one regular actor. Switch Jordan for Lebron on this one and your done

I thought Westbrook was pretty good in that Kevin Hart YouTube show.
Blake Griffin is also good. CP3 has been doing those State Farm commercials forever, Harden was okay in that one where he blows up a microwave

youtube.com/watch?v=I-jJwj8SuDE

m. jordan

Didn't the NAACP get on his goat over that, because it sounded like he was being a huge sellout to wypepo?

Basketball is just back and forth for 2 hours without any hot Slavic chicks like in Tennis.

>style, constant motion, systematic strategy with endless counters and adjustments, it's like high speed 3D chess
Watch Formula 1.

I was born in 96 and was playing Minecraft in middle school, it doesn't belong so firmly in core gen z.

At least those NBA players don't end up with brain injuries or other chronic pains when they retire

based chuck

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Yeah. He just wanted some damn peace and everybody was pulling him to do something for them.

James Harden in two years will be on that level, and probably Zach Levine on the Bulls. Watch highlights and you'll be a believer

I don't think Salt Lake City even has one jazz club. Sad!

There are no stars anymore. Greed and diminishing talent are competing in a splintered entertainment marketplace. Why the fuck would anyone watch niggerball when I can watch a livestream of a Syrian army offensive or some Mongolian horse herder fry up steppe food?

This was true until Doncic hit the scene.

Harden sucks dick

Never has a player scored 50 regularly and been able to gain respect for it because everyone universally despises his refbaiting anti basketball ball hog trickery

This. Also, LeBron is annoying to even look at. He has dull eyes, always frowning, he's balding horribly, and he gives off this insecure confidence like he's in on a joke that no one told or cares to hear. Whereas, MJ was like a 3D printed model of the perfect player, aerodynamic head shape, proportioned body, the Jumpman pose becoming a bigger global semiotic than the NBA logo, the tongue out, the grace and aggression combined for perfection.

When Jordan played you were glued to the fucking screen. No matter if you watched NBA. Jordan never once bitched out in a game and shouted at refs, nor did he sit on the bench like LeBron bc muh feelings. Jordan would single handedly try to win games and often did. He ran the court at full speed. His entire team rose up because of him, you had every kid in America knowing Luke Longley, Purdue, Steve Kerr, John Paxton, BJ Armstrong, as much as any Hollywood actor. Jordan shared the light with Pippen and Horace Grant, unlike LeBron.

Jordan was the entire aesthetic of modern basketball. His shoes, too. LeBron literally looks like a plantation worker who was raised in delusions of grandeur. He's a bitch. Propped up by (((Hollywood))), and yes MJ is super redpilled and bill wise.

None of them can actually read the script.

>diversity
>80% black

baseball is the most actually diverse

>BACKSTREET BOYS
>TERRIBLE MUSIC
Kys yourself

youtube.com/watch?v=pd3T8ShK6kQ

When he goes isolation and just does dribble moves it infuriates me. The rest of the team just stands there.

He puts up good stats tho

Nice post. Lmao at twerps itt

There are a million stories of Retired Jordan talking shit to and about broke ass blacks, esp among valets

'82 hurr, UNC bebe

He'll ice LeBron for the rest of his career. No player has been as smooth as Harden since Jordan. He has a signature style and look.

>He never would have said something like "I used to hate all white people." The way Lebron did.
While Jordan did admit that at one time he hated white people, he did say it was when he was teenager and everybody worked him up into a racist tizzy over it. looking back he felt it was stupid to be played like that.

LeBron still sucks and his Ball iq is shit.

Why is it sad? The fans live vicariously through the success and failures of people they dont know and who hold values they dont agree with. They allow their children to idolize these individuals.

When it fades away you can still turn off the tv. Get up and go outside to enjoy the day. These people are paid millions of dollars to be entertainers and they are no longer entertaining. So that collapses. Oh well, life goes on.

When all the mind numbing bullshit entertainment outlets finally start fading away people will still find ways to be entertained. You cant stop that.

How come there are no good white American NBA players like it was before?
Most good white NBA players I see nowadays are from Europe specially from Spain and Eastern Europe.
>inb4 Spaniards and Slavs aren't white maymay

Whites couldnt meet the iq requirements.

just needs 5 for the monstars. For the non monstars they'll probably get larry and charles to come back and shaq will take over bill's old role

What do you think LeBum did when he joined the Heat? LBJ made what Durant did fashionable

Out of curiosity, you feel the same way about Brady? I could fucking win a SB if you put me in the AFC for 18 years

Yeah...them and the rest of the Warriors. The didnt need or want KD. They got KD to eliminate OKC as a threat. Why do you think KD got handed those MVPs

More and more zoomers.

It's Brady and Belichik though, not just Brady. When the offense can't get it done the defense shows out, when the defense gets lit up Brady goes HAM. Besides, BAL has won two owls, Broncos played for 2 and won one, it's not like the Pats are the only team that have been competitive in the AFC, they've just sustained.

Lola i think is her name

Yeah. They sustained over the Bills, Dolphins, and Jets for two decades. Amazing

>bird, muggsy, larry johnson
>not that good
I haven't watched a season since 2001. Game's been pussified beyond recognition.

but you got a ship, a near world series, and the afc north ship this season

Muggsy and Johnson couldnt win a championship combined bruh

He was baited into saying that though. Lebron meant it and continues to act like he does. Why do you think Lebron tries to every non black coach of his teams fired?

They fucked up when they didn't make Space Jam 2 with Tony Hawk. Nobody wants to see another fucking niggerball movie.

White's aren't given a chance to develop at skill positions. If you're white growing up and you're tall you will be playing the 4 or the 5 no matter what. I know this because that's what happened to me and I'm only 6'3.

The city niggers get to play positions based on their skill, not their size, so the taller/longer kids are given a chance to play the guard positions.

In Europe the taller players are still given a chance to diversify their skill set.

If you switched the Pats and any NFC contender over the past decade, they'd have the same success. Bills, Phins, and Jets have been historically mediocre for twenty years. It makes it so easy in the NFL to get to the playoffs when your division just rolls over.

>Michael Jordan was hated for being ruthlessly competitive
People forget how much Jordan hated the Pistons in the early 90s for playing really rough defense. People then also forget Dennis Rodman was on that team.
Jordan personally signed off on the trade for the Bulls to get Rodman for the '96 season and then proceeded to never speak a single fucking word to Rodman off the basketball court.
Anything to win a game of Basketball indeed.

>being a cuck that worships niggerball

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does 89 count?

Neither could Pat or Barkley but we don't pretend either of them are shit.

Brady's record against teams outside his division is better than teams inside it and he still has to beat an NFC team in the playoffs. Pic related.

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>Space Jam sequel as a concept is fucking stupid anyway. What? Do a DIFFERENT team of animated aliens come to earth and use a different ball to rob a new era of players of their powers and then somehow get suckered into playing a game against cartoons for the whole shebang again? It makes zero fucking sense.

I'm surprised only person in the thread mentioned this. Do Zoomers and late stage millenials even know who Bugs, Daffy, Fudd, Wiley, etc are?

Lebron joined his friends to beat his enemies. Durant joined his enemies to beat his friends.

Only reason OKC doesn't have a title is because Durant choked that series away. He had a 3-1 lead over the Warriors and they would have walked over the Cavs to a title. He choked it all away and then went to the team he choked it away to.

>late stage
count the number of parents from 1945 faggot.

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Space Jam was precipitated by the success of Tiny Toons in the 90s. There's no forerunner here except for nostalgia for the 90's itself. It's totally incomparable.

babbies first bait

Jordan wouldn't take a picture with a rapper unless they payed him 15k. He was kind of like OJ (and by proxy most white people). He hated the thought that niggers were trying to lift themselves by his laurels and live in his success. He felt like he didn't owe anybody anything and frankly he was right. I made it out of the gutter, do you think I'm going to go to some trailer park and try to help those people? Or go out of my way to prop up some fucking junky? Fuck that. Niggers are entitled about everything and they're especially entitled when it comes to the success of other niggers.

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That makes zero sense, just like the rest of the degenerate filth that comes out of your zoomer fucking mouth. Go yeet some tide pods snowflake.

All of those cartoons were famous in the 90s. Cartoon network ran them during the morning and late evening until the 21st century. There is no comparison now. If you did Space Jam with Dora the Explorer, Naruto, and Fairly Oddparents it would make more sense.

Now Zoomers are posting childhood nostalgia on social media for the 2007-2012 era. Blissfully unaware that was once widely considered the "Downfall into shit era".

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>asshurt 90s manchildren think I mean their precious niggerball toon and not the millenial label.
lel

who is the dolph lundgren motherfucker on the bottom

>I didn't mean what I said I meant this other thing
Liberals blown the fuck out.

>You're talking about a conference that puts teams with losing records in the postseason.
That's the NBA in general because it's a fucking joke of a league where literally half of the teams make the playoffs. All it takes to make the playoffs in the NBA is to not intentionally tank.

Shrink the playoffs to like 8-10 teams and it'll stop being a joke.

>thread about basketball
>everyone knows everything about basketball
>Yea Forums is majority white

white bois talking about niggerball. and they have the balls to talk about white genocide. yikes.

>it's ok I was just pretending to be retarded
good one

That's true. Having brain damage would be terrible, you'd spend all your time moving goalposts on a Himalayan random number generator website

have sex

>white people talking about a sport invented by white people where all of the owners are white people in a country settled and conquered by white people on a website created by white people
Yeah total knee slapper

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I bet you believe that whole "man the dolphins always play the patriots hard!" meme too. Pats coast through their divison and give a fuck when they play NFC teams while the rest of the league is actually working. please, PLEASE give my favorite team 19 years playing against the Jets, Bills, and Dolphins. Good lord their second most successful recent AFC east QB after brady is who? Fucking ryan fitzpatrick?

What lol? The whole reason Harden and Durant left OKC is because they hated Westbrook. Durant went to the Warriors *because* they got along. Have you missed the last ten years of the NBA

>Yea Forums is majority white
Not really. Last time I saw statistics it was in the 40%
So it's plurality.

Also all sports in America are dominated by black athletes

>spouts fanfiction
>tells others they know nothing
Lol

Which doesn't explain why they're just as dominant when they play anyone outside of the division and are 5-8 in super bowl teams. Stop ducking the subject. If you're just going to put your fingers in your ears and keep repeating what the voices in your head tell you why even discuss it? You're wrong and the Steelers suck dick. Yes it's obvious you're a Steelers fan.

Durant was ring chasing. That was the biggest thing for him. He was obsessed with winning a ring and he sacrificed his legacy to get it. The Warriors didn't even want him, they just wanted him out of the way because they knew realistically as long as he was on OKC they were in danger of having their seasons torn apart by him. After he made the decision the backlash was so severe that he screamed at his agent 'HOW DID YOU LET ME FUCKING DO THIS'?

It had nothing to do with Brodie.

>He's an award-faggot

Harden left because they chose to pay Ibaka instead of him. The GM wanted to keep him and the owner said no because of luxury tax. To this day it's the biggest regret of the entire org.

Holy fuck you don't even watch basketball go back to your little nicky threads.

You could make the argument for Johnson but if Muggsy were regular height he wouldn't be remembered for shit. And Larry Bird wasn't one of the players they took powers from dumbass.

If I were a Lebron stan I would make that argument too. I mean, you really don't have a choice right?

Qft

youtube.com/watch?v=XTiqypeKeRQ
FLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Yeah OKC must have split up so they could be pen pals

When your division has the worst teams in football it matters. If youre too dumb to see that I cant help you. Michael Jordan is the GOAT, yeah, but just like Brady look at the teams he beat

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The good players are spread so thin right now that my literal who Milwaukee Bucks are actually relevant. Stew on that.

LeBron was ring chasing too. Whats your point?

no brother, diversity to them means no wypipo.

Is Delly still on the team

when blacks do it, it's called whitemail

Yeah. Lebron is today’s Jordan, although he is starting to get old like Jordan did when he came back and played for Washington. This will be the first finals lebron has missed in like 8 years lol, people forget that Jordan didn’t even play for a championship until his 7th season I think.

Westbrook, Durant, Curry, harden are all big stars. The Warriors have been so dominant I think it’s hurt the NBA. I’ve been a fan for years but knowing the warriors will win has limited my viewing. That’s no fault to them they’ve done exactly what they need to do. Other organizations have been shit especially in the Eastern conference.

Lebron was on a team that was never going to win a ring and he went to go play with his friends to get one.

Durant was on a team that had the 73 win Warriors down 3-1 and he choked the series away and left his friends to join the team that he choked the season away to. All of this is immediately obvious if you know shit about basketball which you clearly don't.

Also, I know you haven't been paying attention to this thread, but Lebron ring chasing has been one of the biggest criticisms of him in his career and emulating that is not a talking point. You're proving MY point by saying that.

Jordan won his sixth season. Before that he missed 65 games in a season and lost to the eventual champion Pistons twice. After the Bulls took Rodman from that team and drafted Pippen Jordan didn't have to play 1v5 anymore and it was game over for the league for the next 8 years.

I dont watch basketball. Just a poor argument. Journalists and other pundits ''voting'' isnt what makes a player good. Plenty of players have been robbed of awards because of certain narratives and favoritism.

implicit marketing

do you not have access to google?

Shut up you stupid faggot. The consenus among coaches/former players/journalists that have been following the game for decades is more valuable then whatever you might happen to think on any given sunday you fucking troglodyte.

No, only DuckDuckGo

If you're too dumb to see that the division you play in has nothing to do with the teams you're beating in conference championships and super bowls then you must be some kind of evolved moron because you are literally too stupid to breathe and yet here you are.

Who did Brady beat?
Warner's Super Bowl Champion Rams
Peyton's Super Bowl Champion Colts
Roethlisberger's Super Bowl Champion Steelers
Ray Lewis's Super Bowl Champion Ravens
Legion of Boom's Super Bowl Champion Seahawks
28-3

Yeah what a list of total fucking cans amirite? Damn that AFC East!

Kill yourself you inbred fucking mongrel.

Also beat the Peyton's eventual super bowl champion Broncos.

Repeatedly.