>Co-workers start talking about movies
Co-workers start talking about movies
Samuel Ward
Connor Hernandez
>coworker has the endgame poster as their phone wallpaper and shows it off to people
Evan Walker
>"Suicide Squad was awesome."
>"Unstoppable is a pretty good movie."
>"I tried watching that Blade Runner but it was so BORING."
Jeremiah Sullivan
>coworkers start talking about Simpsons sign gags
Gabriel Davis
co-workers start talking about chinese hentai films
Kevin Williams
>ask coworker what good movies he's seen recently
>he replies "Gladiator is good"
>mfw
Ian Wood
co-farmers start talking about pH level
Adrian Diaz
Unstoppable that train flick with Denzel? Weird flex but ok.
Christopher Garcia
>co-workers start talking about relationships and sex
Matthew Cooper
>coworker talks about movies
>they only discuss the plot of said movies
>think they actually know shit about cinema
>come to release some steam in Yea Forums
>a bunch of retards only talking about plot, plotholes and in case of capeshit, costumes
Is there any place where we can actually discuss cinema?
Dominic Hernandez
I cant interpret this. You'd bettet not be talking shit about a
Gladiator cunt
Wyatt Morgan
Touché. Right in the feels.
Julian Young
>Avengers Infinity War was the best movie I’ve ever seen
Sebastian Parker
Of course Gladiator is good but, it came out 19 years ago. I asked this motherfucker what good movies he's seen recently and he replies with one that's nearly 20 years old and everyone has seen. Like wtf nigger
Andrew Powell
>Is there any place where we can actually discuss cinema?
Your mom"s house
Brayden Hughes
>me telling them why I didn’t like a movie because of some minute detail that should have been overlooked.
>get stared at
>you didn’t loke it because of THAT?
>realize I really am kinda autistic
Blake Bennett
Stop stealing memes from fit.
Jose Ramirez
normie summed up in a sentence
Grayson Rodriguez
Yeah but he saw it recently so he answered the question correctly. You didn't specify recent movies.
Hudson Sullivan
Terminator 2 is the comfiest movie ever made!
Luis Phillips
When he said Gladiator, I went "you JUST saw Gladiator"? and he said "no, I saw it when it came out".
Jace Hughes
based coworker, fuck movies they suck
Jason Lopez
>go on date with arthoe film student
>first film she brings up is Threads
Jordan Jones
>coworkers start asking who is eating all their lunches
Aaron Collins
>coworker starts talking about how dumb women are
>She's a woman
Robert Ward
this, that coworker is a real nigga
Ayden Sullivan
lol based. maybe it WAS the most recent movie he'd seen
Nolan White
One co-worker of mine is convinced that Black Panther is the greatest superhero movie of all time.
Julian Sullivan
Dylan Richardson
He’s probably a based black guy.
Thomas Sanchez
As long he's just a co-worker and not remotely a friend of yours. I don't want you associating with these types of freaks
Landon Morris
>coworkers
Luke Collins
I let my guard down for ONE FUCKING MINUTE
>"I just watch true detective, the first season."
>"no, i just watch that."
now i'm the weird guy.
Dominic Rogers
this but without the based part
Jaxson Watson
who else jerks off in the toilets at work here? I like the idea that I am being paid for cumming
John Myers
not even joking, as a kid the one person who constantly told me how untrustworthy women can be was my mother.
Benjamin Ramirez
OH NO NO NO NO NO
WAGIE ENRAGIE
Kayden Adams
Back when I alone did Saturdays. Office job mind you.
My balls hurt due to how much I fapped on the companies wi-fi
Henry Hall
your mom sounds pretty based
Adrian Myers
i do it sometimes to calm down
Ryan Foster
What do you do for disposable money?
Isaiah Gomez
>coworkers start talking about cheesy romcom shit
>"yeah it was just nice you know, nothing special. just a mindless comedy. i really laughed though, you should go see it user"
>mfw i say "yeah maybe i will"
Joseph Perez
>hey user what did you think of _____
>I thought it was alright, there are some things I didn't like about it but it was mostly fine
*weeks later*
>don't ask user what he thinks about movies! he hates everything!
I was being positive...
Dominic Campbell
the sex talk from my mom was this
>so you know about stds and condoms right?
>yes
>well I just want to let you know, there are women out there, who have very low self esteems
>they think they are worthless and the only way for them to get self worth is to have a baby
>and they will trick you in to getting them pregnant, and lie about birth control
Angel Miller
You're lying because your stupid post got blown the fuck out
Josiah Taylor
>and lie about birth control
Sneakily dropping some redpills there.
Luis Morris
you're just jealous I have a job, nigger.
Gabriel Peterson
>Co-workers start talking
Zachary Peterson
there's one strongly feminist woman at my work and ALL the other women bitch about her when she's not in the room
based women doing our job for us
Connor Cruz
based mom
Jonathan Martin
>co-workers start talking about fucking anything
Feels like there's a force or unwritten rule out there where your coworkers have to be the complete opposite of you. Has anyone actually worked with people they like?
Jason Martin
>he ate?
Gabriel Lewis
>coworker starts talking about jumping gorg and riding a monorail
Dylan Smith
>Has anyone actually worked with people they like?
i met my gf at work
Benjamin Foster
>some people at work I like
>some people at work I share interests with
>no-one I both like and share interests with