Cast it

Black Superman, capable of stealing jordans faster than a speeding bullet
Where ever there is a vulnerable white woman, he'll soon follow

how the fuck did he manage to pierce his ear

Why don't they just do an Icon movie? That would be pretty cool.

Winston Duke as Superman

time machine casting would have to be a young Denzel

Ryan Gosling and Dakota Fanning.

Unironically Idris Elba.

kryptoneedle

Eddie Murphy in a bodysuit
Eddie Murphy in a wig

Jax Slayher

Arnold's mutt and something Japanese.

Because fuck sticking to the races given in the original material.

Denzel would be the shittiest superman of all time

Man of Steal.

She needs a beautiful afro, not that white woman hair.

>Superman is caught in a kryptonite cage
>His face grimaces in pain
>"ooh child.. things are gonna get easier" starts playing

Jordan could do black Vegeta for sure but who could play black Goku?

Trevante Rhodes as Superman
Nafessa Williams as Lois Lane

That's hilarious that he has one of those diamond earrings like a true n*gger. We all know that black superman would be busy using his power to loot Nike stores and rape da white whimmin. My suspension of disbelief cannot handle such obvious fiction.

You guys are the reason why I keep on coming back and waste more and more of my life.

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>(((rubbing hands intensifies)))

Black Superman is retarded but Lois Lane should definitely be a thicc black bitch

Why not make a movie about John Henry Irons?