Cast him

Cast him.

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anybody but Colin Potato

A Blond hair Blue Eyed Nordic actor

b-but

also I remember reading somewhere that he had that condition where one of his eyes was a different color to the other.

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Zac Efron

It seriously bothers me that there hasn't been a good Alexander movie made. We've been deprived of conquering dictator kino.

Kubrick died before he could make his Napoleon film. That Genghis Khan movie with John Wayne was so bad that it killed everyone involved. And the last Alexander movie didn't do the man justice. I just want a good historical film on my boys.

the extended special edition Directors cut of Alexander improves it a lot.

Finn Wolfhard

not bad actually.
what does it fix?

easy

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David Bowie as Alexander

Alex Pettyfer

Idris Elba

ugh

what could have been

Armie Hammer as Alexander the Great
Timothee Chadamet as Hephaestion

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russell brand

looks the part.

Alexander was a manlet though

he had one blu and one brown eye. also his hair color was orange, not blonde

it doesnt fix whats there, it just adds a lot more depth to Alexanders relationships with different characters , its 4 hours long.

too gay, Bowie is no warrior.

But user, Alexander was gay

>its 4 hours long
hmmm. I do love me some long films

yeah I know, Alexander could also pick up a sword without fainting.

>Alexander was gay
no, not every historical Greek or Roman figure was gay.

He had a wife named Roxanne, who was just as crazy as him.

Height isn't really a problem tbqh they can easily make him appear shorter

lol the reverse tom cruise

In sick and tired of this fucking meme

Better than "ancients Greeks were actually white, northern Europeans before they got turk'd" meme.

lmao that one's in this thread as well

Colin Farrell