Fastest rising modern comedian, UFC hall of famer and elite athlete, podcast mogul...

Glad you asked!

Brendan Schaub is the greatest fighter of all time. He dominated the heavyweight division before branching out to conquer the entertainment world as well. He used to be known as "The Hybrid" because he totally encompasses what it means to be a mixed martial artist. Early in his career he relied on his raw athleticism, but he refined his technique as he progressed as a fighter. Some highlights are when he picked up a clean knockout of the legend Mirko Cro Cop and actually landed the first D'Arce choke in heavyweight history on Matt Mitrione. I could go on for days about Schaubs record as a fighter, but I think it really speaks for itself.

I'm sure you've heard of his podcast before, The Fighter and the Kid (tfatk.com/). TFATK really showcases Brendan's whit and charisma and there is also this little goober named Bryan Callen (the kid). Bryan acts as the foil to Schaub. The show features witty banter and fantastic interviews. Big Brown really creates a relaxed environment and puts his guests at ease. The interviews are like conversations between childhood friends catching up. If you need to find the latest episode, you can always check the top of the iTunes chart ;)

I can't he but be inspired by the man. If you want to know anymore feel free to ask. We all love him around here!

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he isn't wrong

Cringe and SEETHING

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>war of nutrition
This is why my man B is a master comedian, so many layers in such a simple joke

He doesn’t do unsimulated anal sex ever since that fortunate accident.

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She cheated on him and sucked some dudes dick lmao

source?

isn't this the chick that posed half naked with a nigger? think the tattoo was fresh in that pic

what is this weird ass meme

reminds me of arianny but with a slightly worse face and infinitely better lower body

>UFC hall of famer
woah there

fucking ronda rousey is in the hall of fame, UFC is a joke

Yeah that means they def fucked

Could Conor beat Brendan in a bar fight in his native Ireland (hometurf) even though Brendan has like 60 pounds on him?

Man I was ok with it for awhile but all these meathead retards who all have podcasts because they were on Joe Rogan a few times and they all hang out together and appear on each others podcasts is getting annoying, my youtube recommendations cant escape this shit. None of you are "comedians" you just joke about fucking each others sisters and moms like high school faggots but you're old and wrinkly while you get unironically aggressive with each other for simple shit.

No, goober is a zilch

no conor is retired and Schaub literally cannot be concussed anymore. He's become immune to concussions.

and boy does it show

Is based Schaub the only person on earth who broke the Drake curse?!?

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Thawts on Toober Pax Schaub?

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Made for bbc

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