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Kevin Sanders
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Dominic Morales
You're dismissed.
Michael Fisher
What's Garak thinking here?
Jack Rivera
real new thread
Cameron Campbell
Hi bash
Kayden Johnson
>Are we still on for hasperat tonight, Commander?
Brody Howard
this thread has posts in it.
Cameron Peterson
That these threads used to be fun.
Eli King
Gotta keep the content coming. It can't all be gold, bro.
Blake Phillips
Friendly reminder that Avis will exterminate you all.
Have a nice day.
Adam Green
What's your excuse?
James Gutierrez
Was it smart to give Data, a soulless machine, full Starfleet security clearance? Wouldn't he be considered a major liability?
Jayden Ortiz
Avis is wat?
Eli King
So what do you think, is it a hairpiece?
Ryan Davis
And humans aren't?
Jaxon Long
No one should have to love me. It's better for everyone if I stick to myself.
Aaron Martin
I hear you, brother.
Levi Moore
Come on, user. You can't be that bad.
Brayden Jackson
Set course for Sulibacy!
Anthony Sanders
all the feddie computers have access to themselves, data just has the means to defend itself.
Nathaniel Mitchell
Data isn't alive he's a machine, a computer full of classified intelligence flying all over the galaxy without a password. Whoever let Data join Starfleet really didn't think things through.
Caleb Stewart
he obeys starfleet orders though, thats more than a password. He's the only one who can be trusted to do shit like kill himself to prevent access.
John Gomez
>feddie
it's a trek thread, innit, gov'nah! On the telly board
Ian Robinson
How do you torture Data for Intel?
Camden Adams
It counts.
Isaac Scott
>he doesnt browse /m/
Camden Scott
You don't torture Data you just smash him with a big rock and take out his robot brain, then you've got everything you need
Adam Morales
the only computer that can read data's brain is data's brain. maybe lore could do it.
Jason Sullivan
That doctor who wanted to kill data could read his brain
Jack Reyes
Magi could but Data is a robot and all the tech in Eva is a homunculus of machine and I guess the soul, human essence, Liliths seed, that Taang shit what the fuck ever.
Luke Thomas
>Klingons have time travel monks
why does STD do shit like this
Brody Ortiz
You can easily make Lore an asset if you tell him the only way to save Data is if he transcribes the contents of Data's brain, and then afterwards he gets the rock, too.
Isaac Anderson
homina homina
*tongue rolls out and i have to roll it back up*
awooooga
*eyes pop out of my head*
look at those BAZONGAS
*hit myself in the head with a hammer like a cartoon*
Bentley Jenkins
calm down I'm using slut art to highlight my point that you can imitate life but at the end of the day it's just a jpeg of a painting by some horny incel and you shouldn't trust it with your star trek secrets
Elijah Evans
Probably "I wanna fuck Jadzia". I think Garak was a big time homo but no one can deny how beautiful she is.
Ryder Williams
That's right, stop hating Star Trek: Discovery you incels, or get blocked.
Daniel Robinson
gosh golly darn it, and I was just about to tweet them. SHUCKS
Jackson Butler
Please have sex.
Andrew Powell
Twitter was a mistake.
Luke Sanders
I'll let you know what happens next, gang.
Angel Miller
Did VF just dox themselves?
Charles Hernandez
>2019
>Still watching Discovery
user...
Eli Hernandez
Do you even have a brain
John Long
>time traveling monks
Great, we got another "I watched it and hate it" but obviously never watched it retard.
Just leave man.
Oliver Ramirez
Do you?
Logan Ward
probably. seeing all the random discovery hate threads wouldn't be surprised
Owen Brooks
more than a password. He's the only one who can be trusted to do shit like kill himself
Jeremiah Rodriguez
>AHH, THIS HURTS SO MUCH! KILL ME!
>NO, DON'T PUT ME IN A CHAIR! KILL ME, DON'T PUT ME IN THE CHAIR, I WANT TO DIE
>AHHH
What did Captain Christopher Pike mean by this?
Tyler Turner
Wasn't there an STD containment thread? Why I need to see this?
Matthew Rodriguez
hmm
Wyatt Rodriguez
I think it was a subtle allusion to his eventual paralysis several years later in the 'Star Trek: The Original Series' episode "The Menagerie".
Logan Collins
No, it was a callback to the TOS episode "The Cage", in which Pike experienced a Talosian illusion of hell.
He was clearly experiencing that illusion again, the Talosians must still have a grip on his mind. Why the Talosians are messing with him again, and why they chose to do it on the Klingon monastery planet, we'll have to find out.
Robert Ramirez
Enterprise went completely off the rails in season 4
Lucas Bell
tuuuuuune in next week same trek time same trek streaming service only $50 a month subscribe now!
Ian Clark
Why has no one been able to replicate Data? If I didn't know any better this mumbo-jumbo that the "Posintronic Brain" is so advanced and unique that no one could replicate it because Dr Soong took it all and kept it for himself.
Or is it because the writers just wanted to make Data and Lore unique?
Isaiah Parker
That's not the problem. The problem is that he's an old man still in a blue uniform. That's retail-tier right there. Like those senior Walmart Greeters.
Ian Gutierrez
This is why.
Tyler Williams
Senior Walmart greeters work for the same reason Starfleets do: for the lulz. That, and they never had families so they've lived their whole lives paycheck to paycheck and their entire support network of friends has probably died and social security doesn't really give you a comfortable lifestyle so they need a couple hundred dollars every couple weeks. We all need a purpose.
Camden Wright
Starfleet are apparently too stupid to figure it out themselves. There's a missing ingredient to them that only Soong figured out, and he wasn't willing to share shit before becoming a weird hermit.
That one guy, Maddox, wanted to figure out how to create a Data, but it would have had risks to Data. Captain "Muh rights" Picard put a stop to that attempt.
They could just duplicate him with a transporter you'd think though, as Thomas Riker proved possible.
>Or is it because the writers just wanted to make Data and Lore unique?
Out of universe it's just that, they liked making a big deal about him being "one of a kind", there's no other flawless androids like him out there.
Xavier Gonzalez
Why didn't he just use the teleporter to copy paste Data? He could have even turned one into a real girlfriend.
Levi Lewis
Warning: Season 3 spoilers.
Henry Smith
Why was Data's greatest expression as an artist an autistic loli?
Xavier Ross
>be captain pike
>see vision of how you're going to be disfigured and locked in a mental prison
>know exactly how this is going to happen
>let it happen anyway because some albino alien cunt told you it had to
Carson Kelly
Pike sacrificed his future for the galaxy.
Most heroic captain at this point.
Oliver Reed
Okay. That was lexee Smith who is 20 years old dancing. It even says her name
I'm going to appeal this in 3 days and have your ass permabanned for this. It even says her name
David Morris
And that albino and the crystal forgot to mention that wheelchair Pike will also get bailed out by Spock and taken to Talos where he can bang hot Vina as eternally young man forever.
Nolan Davis
based snitch bitch vigilante cleaning up the streets
Evan King
So.. Are anyone enjoying Discovery aka horrible ways to die?
Its keeps getting worse, poor Pike in latest episode. And they could not see it was a trap somehow...
I dread each new episode but obligation keeps me watching.
Austin Russell
She's 20 years old, was in a bikini, she's a trek fan and she's famous. Another user made a cool call about trek.
I don't think the mods are cool with someone reporting every image they see as child porn
Gavin Morgan
>obligation keeps me watching
What obligation? To subject yourself to Romulan TV torture? Nigga, just turn that shit off. I tried watching the pilot and couldn't even make it halfway. Fuck trying to watch that pile of refuse.
Ryder Kelly
So what, are the time crystals cursed or something?
Brandon Thomas
Well said, you just gave me a whole new perspective on the TNG episode Relics where Scotty is both retired and accidentally pushed into the future. At first, I thought that episode was ridiculous on how Scotty KNEW he was out of date but constantly interfered in the work of the Enterprise. All his friends were dead, his old enterprise gone, and surrounded by whipper-snappers who were more advanced for you made him feel useless.
This is probably what old people go through even if they retire. I'm in my 30's now and have technically already lost all of my old friends. I'm already in that mentality right there.
THIS is how /trek/ threads should be. Giving us new insight on old episodes. I guess Scotty represented the retired Walmart Greeter who wanted to go back to work again but could never be useful again. Same with Picard's grandfather who was once a powerful figure who became a whisper of a man who could barely make his way home.
Nolan Lee
What's the deal with the sphere data business? It seems like Control is already pretty fucking dangerous as is
Christian Bell
True. Its just this weird obligation to see if it gets better. It has not so far. I hpoed the Picard show would be fun but then I read the pitch for the Section 31 show and knew it was all over...
It gives it the data it needs or something. I honestly dont know at this point.
Logan Clark
okay don't die
Michael Turner
>Its just this weird obligation to see if it gets better
It's never going to. It's written and directed by complete hacks. You're not going to miss anything of worth. To be fair, however, I still watch Supernatural despite it's steep decline in quality just to see how they'll finally fucking end it. I guess train wrecks are just really attractive sometimes.
Carter Nguyen
>I dread each new episode but obligation keeps me watching.
Fuckin millennials I swear.
William Cooper
>STDfags don't even know what the fuck they're paying to watch
it's the L O S T threads all over again
Jayden Gonzalez
>paying
Camden Sanders
Im 34... And a fan of Star Trek.
Carson Anderson
Was Geordi La Forge a play on the blind black man phenomenon of his era? Ray Charles. Sydney Pwatier. Stevie Wonder. Blind Lemon Jefferson.
Evan Wilson
*teleports*
OMAE WA MO SHINDERU, EDD-ING-TON
Carson Phillips
>MO SHINDERU
MOU SHINDEIRU, you mean
Eli Mitchell
i feel you, 41 also watching
>after watching 'red angel is my mom' I became numb to the pain
Jayden Adams
I think they just wanted someone with a disability on the crew to show how such things are not an impediment in the future.
And you can't really have someone with missing limbs, rolling around in a wheelchair, or being deaf (as that's not very visual and just complicates dialogue). So blindness was pretty much the only option on a TV budget.
Jonathan Peterson
Control so far is basically the same level as rogue holodeck program or starship computer. A kind of "nearly there", and so far it seems to only be able to get into things that are already compromised i.e. the station and S31 ships.
I'm guessing the sphere data will allow it to go full AI god, be able to take control of any network on any planet, take over manufacturing capacity. No idea what it's motive is, unless its the good old fashioned "Weapons AI has designated organics a risk"
Come to think of it, it'd be kinda neat to see a whole battlestar galactica style trek series with a fleet of ragtag ships escaping the alpha quadrant.
Jaxson Campbell
I'm watching with sick fascination just to see if they'll go full retard and do the Control = Borg twist.
Carson Baker
Any Riker fatfic?
Leo James
>I tried watching the pilot and couldn't even make it halfway.
Season 1 is undeniably trash, but it really has gotten better.
I was as anti-STD as they come, and I hated it early on but kept watching because well I've seen all of Star Trek. It's like they took the criticism to heart and season 2 is actually decent. Basically every Trek show has had a terrible start
They're really going full Borg with it, the latest episode had Control straight up saying it seeks "perfection" as its goal.
Michael Rodriguez
Awful.
Cooper Clark
the sphere data is like 100,000 years of history. if Control has access to that, it gets to know how to do all kinds of crazy shit. imagine fully automated S31 ships shooting V'ger disintegration balls instead of photon torpedoes and using Iconian Gateways instead of transporters/warp/sporedrive.
Hudson Allen
that's not me, still got my hair
Bentley Jackson
I can kind of see two ways this goes, either it goes full borg, or they defeat it and they imply that many civilisations face a rogue AI crisis like this, which means the borg is one of the few of these events that beat it's masters.
The latter would be kind of neat in a lore way.
Chase Reyes
Oh no, I think I'm a bit in love a bit with this Bajoran dabo girl. She is so undeniably cute.
Logan James
Thats me. Soonish.
Asher Howard
if it can jump into people then it's pretty powerful already
Zachary Miller
Its most likely the protoborg and will be sent back in time across the galaxy. The sphere data will have Borg data in it, making a time loop. So it becomes the Borg by learning about the Borg.
Hence the time loop
Ethan Lewis
D'ABO!
Robert Robinson
I can't believe how fast I'm going through ds9. It is just a really consumable iteration of Star Trek
Blake Flores
a reminder that Trekcore had a convicted child molester as one of the site's founders
Chase Reyes
wait what
Gavin Barnes
I'd say TNG and DS9 are the two Trek shows that are the easiest to just breeze through. When I was watching it for the first time some years ago, I could do like 5 or so episodes every night. And it was cozy as shit. TOS goes a little slower, but it's only 3 seasons so it's not so bad, only the last season is a bit of a pain. And ENT went by fairly quickly as well.
VOY is a pain in my ass help me
Thomas Jackson
Former Somethingawful mod Aatrek aka Aaron Patrick Nadler
Lucas Davis
i was writing my cool story of how star trek was important to me at one point in my life, deleted it all to just cut to the chase and say i feel sort of releaved i don't care anymore. never cared about the jj movies, couldnt sit tru em, watched the first season of the new show and wont watch the next. and i guess this is it. it feels nice to be free. i'm also free of caped shit and star wars... actually i might watch another star wars if i am bored.
this is how change is made, with wee consuming peons like me who opt out, one at a time it ends up adding up.
Grayson Howard
goons were a mistake.
Matthew Smith
He's probably the snitch. He reported someone for child porn today, turns out it was a famous dancer in her twenties.
He's going to be permabanned in 3 days for it
Ryder Wright
Google her nudes, you'll be thrilled.
Ayden Parker
Goons are our forefathers.
Kevin Rogers
Yes, a mistake
Brandon Bennett
>picture of a Star Trek actor in a non-trek role
Zachary Fisher
Gavin Kelly
Fun fact: Warp drive was independently invented by Michael Burnham when she was 7. Due to time crystals her ledger was duplicated and transported to the past. It discovered by warp pioneers across the galaxy including Zefram Cochrane.
Tyler Brown
Seeing Colm Meaney in Die Hard 2 cracked me up, I had completely forgotten he was in it. He looks and sounds exactly like O'brien.
Also saw him pop up in a crime drama just a couple days ago.
Logan Nguyen
Dylan Allen
Henry Nelson
Aiden Long
...
Bentley Reed
Always cast as an angry Irishman in every 90s action flick. Especially typecast as some outside hostage situation specialist or the one on the inside working for the main guy like pic related.
Connor Kelly
Kevin Thompson
Lucas Gomez
Camden Ross
THEY'RE ALL kuh-NECK-teeedd!
Jaxon Smith
Ethan Morales
youtube.com
>Well, you better start contemplating, because this is a situation that needs to get UN-FUCKED, RIGHT NOW!
David Bailey
Justin Brooks
Leave Dukat to me
Gabriel Brown
Lucas Taylor
I'm on the episode after episode 7 on season 1 of TNG. I heard S1 is kind of worth skipping, should i just continue? I find it comfy thus far.
Jose Rivera
Michael Dorn's first film role was as Apollo Creed's bodyguard in Rocky. They didn't credit him.
Aiden Murphy
Jeremiah Powell
She looks like Audrey Hepburn here.
Camden Stewart
I getting through it pretty easily. I'd say stick with it.
Jose Campbell
Now that's what I call RARE
Avery Brooks can be a scary MFer when he wants to be. Pic related
Kevin Jackson
I will. I hope i come over some alternate reality / time travel / stuck in a time bubble where time goes really slow (time dilation) episode(s) soon. I always loved those in Stargate.
Landon Hughes
You will. Fantastic dubs by the way
Samuel Johnson
Suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
And I can take or leave it
If I please
Gabriel Gray
Celeste Yarnall is the peak of women's beauty. Pic related
What's the name of this show again?
Luis Clark
Brayden Adams
(You)
>Celeste Yarnall is the peak of women's beauty. Pic related
Meant for
Dominic Barnes
THERE'S SOMETHING ON THE WING!
Cooper Lewis
She gets raped, because the director of the Death Wish series had a rape fetish.
Aaron Mitchell
Jack Ramirez
Ugg. Captain Crag am in command of starship. Seek out new place and new tribe. Go where no caveman am go before.
Carter Gonzalez
David Flores
Why is Enterprise considered bad? Is it a bad show or just a bad Star Trek show?
Brayden Baker
>them thick buzzy lips
>them strong dancer's legs
Dick status: TUMESCENT
Joshua Gray
Wow she looks awful there
Levi Scott
Any aliens in Trek who wear turtlenecks?
Owen Williams
Spotto the garbo incel. u mad hwite boi?
Carson James
I like it, but to me it felt generic and lazy very often.
The fanservice for example, I get that they wanted some tiddies to try and draw in viewers, Voyager did the same thing (although they got lucky, it turned out Jeri Ryan was a great actress and had a great character), but then suddenly you've got T'pol's nipples poking through her tight outfit, Hoshi randomly losing her shirt, T'pol / Trip love scenes, constant fucking nude decontamination scenes, etc. It's all so forced.
Then there's the Xindi plot which drags on for ages. It's 9/11 but in space, we get it.
Some episodes just stole plots from past Trek shows ('the Riker gets accused of rape but doesn't remember anything' episode for example).
tl;dr it's fine just lazy
Christian James
What is the millennial fascination with Audrey Hepburn? They're completely ignorant of classic films yet they latch onto this one actress as if she was the biggest or best starlet from that era.
Thomas Turner
she's a goddess
simple as, faggot
Lincoln Wilson
Its bad. Actors are bad, writing is bad, characters are bad. The captain allows the ship to be taken over every other episode, he's just retarded. His big interest I shit you not is water polo
Christopher Stewart
Because data would likely become evil in the light of such an unethical practice. If you found out people were making slave clones of you because of some rare quirk you had and you also could telepathically connect to every computer and control machines would you save your clones? It was a train of thought not worth pursuing because the risk greatly outweighs the potential reward. Besides holograms were a much more reasonable alternative.
Dominic Collins
Maybe if you're into bulimics who have to cover everything from the neck down because they look like they're about to die.
Ryan Gray
You're a mouth breathing faggot. Die in a fire.
Owen Hill
I prefer Katharine to Audrey myself
Lucas Russell
I struggle with anorexia and have a hard time being interested in food. I've always had a hard time accepting the way my body looks and ended up in the hospital a few times because I used to starve myself for my modeling gig. Audrey was super petite but still radiated so much confidence so she and her turtlenecks are an inspiration for me.
Cameron Parker
Hepburn was the best Janeway not budget Hepburn a.k.a. Mulgrew
Robert Gomez
>Its keeps getting worse, poor Pike in latest episode. And they could not see it was a trap somehow...
Wait, STD killed off the one likable character they managed to find?
Nathan Cooper
Tell me the most interesting thing about archer besides water polo? How many times did he met some random aliens take the ship over?
Gavin Harris
He's wrong but you're also mean.
Trek need fren.
Oliver Hughes
faccia brutta
Parker Thomas
A poster of refined tastes. A poster I can respect.
Jaxon Ramirez
No, they just gave Pike a nightmarish vision of his inevitable fate. Kinda sucks that he now KNOWS that's going to eventually happen to him.
Also hot damn, that wheelchair was creepy. I figured they would retcon the silly old black box that beeps, no, they embraced it further, he's like a moving coffin.
Aaron Bennett
Go back to sucking Burnham's feminine penis
Ian Ramirez
No. But the way they show things is of course like that of a horror film.
Carson Cook
So THAT'S where South Park got that idea from.
Lincoln Bailey
It is pretty comfy, yes.
Charles Gonzalez
Akoochemoya, I fucked your Pope, akoochemoya
David Martinez
I vaguely recall some old photos of her surfacing in the past year or so that made her seem personable.
Nathan Ortiz
In STD it seemed less like a wheelchair and more like a moving iron lung.
I like it, makes more sense than the original TOS prop. He's not just crippled, he's on permanent life support.
Hunter Brown
>That's not the problem. The problem is that he's an old man still in a blue uniform. That's retail-tier right there. Like those senior Walmart Greeters.
I remember thinking the same thing. But I just rationalize it that he must have become a humorous man "just doesn't take risks" and "doesn't stand out."
Hunter Wilson
>still in a blue uniform
uniform color doesnt denote rank, only department. You could be a Xenobiologist and hold the rank of Commander, while you could be a red shirt at Tactical and only be a lieutenant
Cooper White
>friends boomer dad loves ENT
>unironically has a stand with israel fridge magnet
Charles Green
started s2 of std
wtf am i watching ?? DIS has been waiting a 1000 years??
Christian Davis
>sniff, Ah liked when Cap'n Archer went an' kicked them aliens' asses fer destroyin' Florida. Reminds me of when we killed all them A-rabs after nine uhlebbin.
Angel Gonzalez
>wtf am i watching ??
sounds like the webisodes/short treks. that one is probably set between the last two episodes of this season or between seasons 2 and 3.
Sebastian Garcia
RIGHT!
it is 18 odd minutes long, guess i clicked the wrong link
Aaron Anderson
I'd seen the memes but to see it in meatspace was surreal
Mason Cox
When I watched Enterprise, I had never seen or read any spoilers. The Xindi attack was out of nowhere, I was completely floored. Imagine watching it as it was first airing. Must have been a wild ride.
Charles Moore
it first aired sep 26 2001, they were just trying to get with the times.
Mason Stewart
>oh no, section 31 is sending their ships for us guys!
>we have the sphere thingie they want, if they get it it's over!
>I KNOW, LET'S BLOW UP THE SHIP!
>spore drive that lets us basically insta-teleport anywhere we want including out of danger?
>what's that?
STD is so bad
Jason Flores
Where B-girl at, yo?
Adam Gonzalez
>Std bad eESS jJAY dDOUBLE YOOOOO
>le michael
>le cbs
>le stronj black womyn
why are you poltier fagtrons so gay in the vajayjay?
Kayden Allen
Pike gets crippled saving someone, he's too much of a Saint to safe himself over someone else
Bentley White
But the feds have access to complex cybernetics, the wheelchair thing could be temporary solution.
Lucas Ortiz
*spits in your face*
Cameron Edwards
She's snorting meth off a hunting knife right now, probably listening to Cardie B or some old school hip hop. Kevvy's fucking his mistress.
Kevin Brooks
No, it's permanent.
Ian Perez
was Kirk a sociopath?
Xavier James
Envy is a life killer, user.
Noah Bell
You wanna make an omelette...
Landon Bailey
Discovery question:
What happened to the Federation Universe Lorca?
Kayden Martin
In what clown world could I ever be envious of a tranny barista with an addiction to problematic anime and marijuana?
YEESH
Asher Lopez
eehhhhhhhhhhhAAAAAAAAAAAA
>std s2e1 has a whizbang engineer who is a woman
>michael is saving the day, literally one second at a time
i think i had enough already
Nicholas Sanchez
his ship blew up.
Ayden Gutierrez
He died in the flamepit thing end of ses 1
Blake Gonzalez
He has had sex.
Nolan Williams
You'll watch it all to keep up with the memes
Carson Brown
>HURR I HATE STD! MICHEAL IS A SHIT MARY SUE THAT DOES EVERYTHING!
>I LOVE ARCHER! I LOVE HOW HE WAS THE FIRST CAPTAIN AND THE SHIP WAS BUILT BY HIS FATHER AND HOW HE DID EVERYTHING BEFORE ANY OTHER CAPTAIN AND HE EVEN BECAME PRESIDENT OF THE FEDERATION!!
Trektards' double standards are embarrassing
Owen Scott
a.) Only people who haven't had sex are children and the weak.
b.) Getting your rear end penetrated by a four inch semi-erect man noodle is not the same as losing one's virginity.
c.) (S)He's a hooer.
Jordan Powell
Christianity is dead in Star trek?
Austin Watson
i know, another reason to hate myself
it is just not relatable nor believable
you #metoo, toxic masculinity screaming onions drinking asswipes are queefing outta your manginas
David Long
He either died after swapping to the Mirror universe, or managed to lay low somewhere over there. It was purposefully left unclear in case they want to bring him back.
That was Mirror Lorca
Lucas Rodriguez
>onions
swear i typed s o y l e n t
Josiah Reyes
Why would section 31 have ships? Isn't that a tad conspicuous?
Jace Ross
>I can't relate to a woman!
>I can relate to a guy who is only there thanks to nepotism and is the perfect example of a terrible fan fiction character.
This speaks volumes about you haters.
Daniel Sanders
Jesus, still catching newfags after I don't even remember how long.
Andrew Robinson
>filter going over basedboys
typical poltard manlet
Samuel Evans
Don't hate yourself, user. /trek/ is a safe place.
Camden Garcia
hello tourist
some novel had him captured in the mirror universe, but despite the "novels and comics are going to be pretty close to canon because one of our head writers is a novel person" thing, at least two of the Discovery novels are already totally invalidated, so who knows.
Kevin Diaz
How come scared cow guy is all brave and stuff?
Joseph Myers
x
Isaiah Thompson
his balls dropped.
Christian Watson
nasty bulys go away!
frenly times are here to stay!
no one calls me lame or gay!
every poster is ok!
Hurray!
Oliver Cruz
x
Wyatt Bennett
Spam is bad.
Good boy! *pats head*
Jacob Parker
QUAAAAAAARK
Lucas Jackson
Guys watch the fun ppsts, the snitch is in here.
Don't worry though, 3 days till his permaban
Thomas Hernandez
>the snitch is in here.
who are what are you talking about
Owen Lopez
Lucas Taylor
why didn't archer have a real man's dog like a german shepherd or a pitbull
Jace Allen
>german shepherd or a pitbull
He had the synthesis of both of those dogs in the MU.
Aaron Davis
Hi, trekkies 229
Ayden Young
Hit or miss!
I guess phasers never miss, huh?
You got a waifu
I bet she doesn't kiss ya!
Kevin Fisher
See, real stars dont need to tripfag, theyre known by their content. Tripfagging is tryhard redditor shit.
Acta non verba.
Dominic Long
>!
Fuck off Reddit trash.
Justin Howard
This thread needs all the traffic it can get.
Blake Ross
Pike and Spock spinoff pretty much confirmed. The re-imagined bridge looks great.
Hope they cancel STD.
Anthony Harris
Not really. You dont keep a 120 year old invalid person on life support indefinitely. At a certain point you let them die lest life become hateful and obscene
Lucas Cox
>lest life become hateful and obscene
When has it been anything but?
Landon Perry
>"Let's design our super advanced space ship like a 21st century arcade that's overly bright so that our officers can barely see anything"
Wow, I'm so excited for season 3 of Star Trek: Discovery™!
Kayden Richardson
>Well hellooo
>Maybe you should talk to Worf again
Benjamin Lee
Lighten up, Emos. Life is an adventure! Be inspired.
Cameron Jenkins
tilly is a bit of a scrumptious little number innit
Jayden Diaz
You'll watch it
Nathaniel Baker
I haven't watch a single thing since the pilot which was pretty bad
Julian Evans
Section-31 controller ships. Latest episode of STD.
Leo Allen
A user posted a gif of lexee Smith a famous dancer who is a trek fan dancing, she's 20
The snitch reported him for child porn. Mods don't like false child porn reports, they permaban people for that under abuse. user said he'll appeal it in 3 days
Hence snitch will be permabanned
Zachary King
Doubtful. Permabanning seems to be reserved for kiddie diddling exclusively.
Ethan Flores
Zachary Gray
Nope, if some reports obviously not child porn as child porn mods get posses for wasting their time and permaban happens
Luis Adams
Whatever dude
Cameron Hughes
hol up
>musk junior high school
lmoa
Noah Morris
Its not whatever man, you can not just accuse someone of a felony and expect whatever man lol you think these cp reports just go away lol
Jordan Wood
gggaaaaaawwwwwWWWDDDD
WHY do they have to ruin trek
couldn't they have left this ONE series alone
>klingons being led by a female
>michael is a black woman who is the hottest shit in the alpha quadrant..maybe the entire fucking milky way
>tilly is fatty ..who is a bumbling genius
>the universe is made of mushrooms w.t.f
oh sorry a mycelial network of ???
>spock is a fuckin faggot
this is too much
Jaxon Brooks
>klingons being led by a female
>michael is a black woman
You're in the wrong franchise fandom.
Daniel Richardson
>WHY do they have to ruin trek
>couldn't they have left this ONE series alone
t.every Trek fan since TOS
Bentley Perry
nice try
>std will one day reach tng or ds9 status
Jaxson Howard
ENT did and that's as offensive as STD
Matthew Gonzalez
Fuck STD
Fuck shills
Fuck tripfags
Fuck snitches
Gabriel White
couldn't they have just invested in the books written after the events of ds9
>Kira as the strong female lead
>section 31 could've been replaced with a black gay female lead
little changes people, not sweeping Rosa parks shit every freaking episode goddammit
Sebastian Hill
after the last season of ds9? no. star trek online has a lot of the awesome future canon but its mostly for buddying up to voice acted characters.
Sebastian Richardson
Why are you so obsessed with gender and race
Landon Smith
Deb from Shameless?
Jordan Sanchez
Angel Diaz
>little
Bentley Adams
He was great as Sejanus
That whole series is top-tier telly
Ryan Williams
there's an episode of the mentalist with both Phlox and Trip in it
Nolan Clark
I, Claudius is a fine mesh pleb filter.
Charles Fisher
Next time any of you fags see him at a convention ask him for any Gary Busey or Tommy Lee Jones stories.
Brayden Walker
This thread needs some quality material
Christian Stewart
dead /trek/
Xavier Morales
/dwek/ will never die.
Carter White
We must not let this thread die.
Benjamin Sullivan
>t'pol get's married
>big emotional thing for Trip, ends on kind of a cliffhanger
>next episode it's not even mentioned
wtf
Tyler Collins
>WHO ME?
>YOU MEAN ME???
Aiden Ortiz
Just go with it, brah. It's just a show, my dude
Jack Wright
Oh wait they just mentioned it, nvm
Andrew Kelly
Just started ENT S4
People like RLM whine about down STD is all big space battles and action, this is definitely the direction ENT went in from S3 onwards.
It gets progressively more action-focused as it goes along, S4 is showing that a lot.
RLM blamed ENT for this but I actually think it was just the writers trying to adapt to the taste of the time - the TNG-style exploration was very much 90s TV, when ENT came along it as clear that tastes had changed, so the writers (unsuccessfully) tried to adapt it to that.
STD is just the logical continuation of that trend, like it or not.
When you realise that the bulk of what most people consider to be Trek was TNG/VOY/DS9, all of which were aired in the same decade, it makes more sense
Isaiah Reyes
SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY; YOU BORE ME TO DEATH WITH YOUR CONSTANT BABBLING! IT'S ALWAYS ME THIS ME THAT, ME ME ME
Josiah Howard
>TNG, DS9, and ENT all used the OG TOS bridge
>despite having opportunity to retcon and modernize it
STD is canon prime universe guys!
Josiah Murphy
TNG and DS9 both literally used the prime TOS enterprise without modification.
Michael Turner
. . . .
Mason Perry
Why didn't T'Pol wear the uniform even when she had a full Starfleet commission?
Joseph Nguyen
Why was the emergency medical holographic program allowed to wear a uniform?
Jackson Morgan
Why wear uniforms at all? Humans aren't meant to wear clothing.
Jayden Garcia
Would you take medical advice from someone that is naked?
Ryder Cook
Cause starfleet protocols were included with it. It wasn't a member of the federation or starfleet but was property thereof.
Grayson Miller
Where can I buy one?
Luke Cooper
Because it gets cold
Lincoln White
>pilot version of Quark
Jace Butler
I remember being surprised i couldn’t find them when I first saw that.
Leo Hall
Had a female coworker insist to me with as the office Star Wars fan and me as the resident Trekkie that we should hate each other. I told her I like them both, even the new movies and the prequels. Now she seems to hate me even more.
Nathan Lee
Am I right in saying that was a divide/animosity that was completely fabricated by New Media to make segments on SciFi more entertaining and Sportlike.
Liam Moore
no, its an antique board culture thing from probly late 80s.
Jonathan Jackson
Any info on this anywhere?
Brandon Williams
alt.startrek is probably still going.
Robert Taylor
I don't hate star wars. I hate how every faggot overrates star wars.
Evan Hughes
ask the creators of STD that question
HATE starwarts, have only watched the original three
Jackson Young
>star trek online
>victory is life
genuinely had no idea. still, they need to be televised. as it is, they already have at least three-five seasons worth of material
Landon Sanders
yeah, the game itself is not special or anything. It's all about the storytime, even more impactful when you get to participate. The writing is actually really good.
Samuel Clark
uffff..LUFF lute!
so sick this vicious instrument makes me feel, what burden and what boon x
Brody Young
will look into it x
Samuel Russell
No one cares faggot
Kevin White
are you sure?
Blake Johnson
yeah
Carson Foster
I really hate star trek but love the fans.
Ethan Myers
Caleb James
Trekkie or Trekker?
Connor Hill
fuck you
Christian Wood
test
Cameron Hill
Re-watching TNG and holy shit is it tedious. Like we get 47 minutes of Picard lecturing us before a deus ex machina shows up at the last minute to resolve a plot point introduced in the teaser. If we're lucky we get some hijinx/drama from the bit players. Is this what the Picard show will be, except with transgender stuff?
Parker Bennett
Nah, white people won't be lecturing anybody.
Austin Sanders
based
Blake Rodriguez
>rewatching the shit episodes
Charles Walker
trek
Parker Perry
Fuck you
Henry Scott
1
Benjamin Morgan
2
Colton Ortiz
Fuck this thread
Cooper Howard
3
Dominic Myers
Wake&Bake editie
Get your zero gravity bongs and your replicated Chee-Tos ready
Connor Phillips
>no subject
Grayson Nelson
Christ, forgot the subject.
Need a mod to help a brother out.
Daniel Edwards
Proper thread
Grayson Green
Thanks, mod.