Captain Marvel breaks $1 bn

Her REAL superpower is to make Yea Forums seethe

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>a thousand threads about how Captain Fungus made $1 billion
>not a single thread about the movies content
what did they mean by this?

>reaching $1B 35% domestic
respectable desu
if this makes a billion though then this must be the going income for each MCU. there is nothing special about it is there? Id probably even say its as forgetful as AntMan 2

her REAL superpower is making you suck Disney cock and enjoy it.
thats it, you swallow down that hot Mouse cum, all the way.

cringe

Transformers also made billions. Also Dino Films too. What is your point? Also THIS.

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cringe

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Reminder not even their fans care about the story of the movie, only thing that matter for them is the political reception

with some practice you'll get that Mouse meat all the way down, open your throat and fight the tears

just like that black pander movie, not worth discussing other than $$$$
these exploit movies will be forgotten, just like we forgot blaxploitation movies from 70s

>Her REAL superpower is to make Yea Forums seethe
>These threads barely stay on the front pagenow

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>less money than a flick about a dude that talks to fish
yikes

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>the movies content

She kicks male ass, and this triggers the incel. The end.

my real superpower is how often i jerk off to those leaked nudes of her great tiddies

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Have sex.

Oh wow, a capeshit movie making money. Shocking.

If you want a better example me of bug people, it’s capeshit fans

thats about the quality of the script Disney are looking for, you should apply.

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Brie a cute! A CUTE!

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MY CAPESHIT MOVEEE MAKE MOAR MONEY THAN YOUR CAPESHIT MOVEEEE!!
I WIN!!!

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Incel status: triggered.

sit on my face

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redditor status: snowflaked

>using 10 year old pics
show Brie 2019, she looks more like the cheese.

>the jiggle on the weights as she walks
25lb / side. Calling it.

Holy shit she is a terrible climber
>>Using the sides of your feet

HNNNG

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cringe

woah, make sure you dont hurt anybody with your razor sharp wit.

I've done climbing and the wall to wall bit is tough as hell. I'll call her out on the wobbling weights, pushing a jeep downhill while it's in neutral, and succeeding at all of 5 chin ups while using her legs to propel herself up but not the wall climb.

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Nah its not any different then a normal boulder. As long as you aren't overweight I'd say most people could do this their first day in the gym. Also look how positive those holds are there is no way in hell that is more then a V2

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I'm going to school to be a athletic trainer and I can tell you rn that this bitch never really works out. You can tell by well her body for starters, if the exercises she was performing in these vids were part of her normal workout her body would look completely different. You can tell this by her abhorrent form that her trainer is letting her get away with. It reminds me of the girl from the new tomb raider movie that had the body only Bryan Singer could love, she would post things showing her in the gym with a trainer. But again horrible body and horrible form.

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cringe

:)

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Jesus, $1 BN stolen from people who rode the Infinity War Hype Train. NOW THAT´S A LOT OF DAMAGE

All she needed was for Disney to buy and distribute tickets to CM to make it look like anyone cared about her shitty movie.

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YIKES

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S E E T H I N G

Discord tranny is that you?

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Damn. China sure loves white people, huh.

Tell me the truth, OP. Read pic related, or even just the second last post, and then you tell me whether or not it's; you confirming it, you're a shill, or it's just pure coincidence. I only ask because it's spookly accurate.

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Yeah, kids. If a white boy ask you out report him to the FBI, only date alpha black men

>Captain Marvel breaks $150 mil in actual sales

This level of cope

This.

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This.

Cute

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No one here actually watch the movie

>WE DID IT REDDIT!

>muh fee fees

I'd suck her cock if you catch my drift.

1 billion? I hope that poor actress lady gets paid enough to see a foot doctor.

Meanwhile Shazam is a flop overseas and all the DCfags are crying today. It's hilarious! Somehow they'll blame Marvel for their failure... they always do!

>all the DCfags are crying today

Business as usual then lmao

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>PUT THESES COSTUMES ON NOW KIDS AND SAY HELLO TO THAT LADY

This. Ironic shilling is still shilling