Three words define a generation

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MY SEX JUNK

WHO THE FUCK IS THIS AND WHY ISN'T SHE FUNNY?

Of course she's not funny. She's hilarious

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what about moms google herstory?

*toot*

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>God
>Demigod

>Lard
>?????

>ANONS GOOGLE HISTORY
>IT'S BLOODY ANONS GOOGLE HISTORY

MMMMHHHHMMM "HOW DO I ERASE CHILD PORNOGRAPHY?" DAD'S GOOGLE HISTORY DAD'S GOOGLE HISTORY "HOW DO I BURY DEAD CHILD?" IT'S DAD'S BLOODY GOOGLE HISTORY

HOLOCAUST HOAX THEORIES

fuck. imagine the moisture

do you guys sperg out at female comedians because you went to an open mic once and got booed off the stage?

yes, thats why

I would fuck it.

do women realise they're a cosmic joke?

What do you mean?

oooohhhHOHOHOHO *head starts moving around very fast like Dr. Strange as he's investigating a million possible futures* yeeaaAAGHH.... man the carpets gonna be crunchy tomorrow

they are flat and predictable

get it hahhahahaa

HAH HOW EMBARASSING!
EVERYONE!!
THIS GUY POSTED IN THE WRONG THREAD AAAAAAHAAAA

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What is that?

dads cum tissues

gonna laugh with you on that one

Chris I hope he shot himself

>DEMI LARDNER FEET

no results :(

God i just wanna use those to cream my coffee

Someone post the one nude that's floating around

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I would allow them to sow my mouth onto her asshole tbqh

I want my mouth to be sown onto her asshole so bad bros!!!!!

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>expecting a joke
>it's real
My fucking penis

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Guys imagine the view from the floor looking up haha can you imagine

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tell me more exists

More exists.

woman are usually not flat they have curves and 100 percent woman arent predictable. Wtf are you on mate?

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hes on incel. it's a powerful drug

what a butterfaceandpersonality

Literally gollum

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No joke, but I reverse-image searched that pic, and the result came out as "Boy."

>comedian
Literally no jokes

I don't get what you guys find attractive about her.

really??

underated post

She is very attainable without being ugly

t. incel trans roastie

No, I'm just a people pleaser. It's a blessing and a curse.

I agree with you user, but if we can have a Daisy Ridley / GoT Weird Eyebrow Girls / Brie larson love thread at any moment of the day- then there will be a daily Dad's Google History.

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I love it when progressive women think they can make themselves unattractive by having shitty hairstyles or dressing awful or by misusing makeup to look like Pogo the Clown. I'll still fuck them. Their eagerness to look unattractive only makes my cock harder. You can't win this one. If I've got you pinned down with your mom jeans down by your ankles and you think you can stop the rape by pissing or shitting yourself then think again - you just made my cock even harder. Nothing you say or do can stop this from happening, so just let it happen.

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She's out of toilet paper.

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>no toilet paper
imagine the smell...

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Ah, so this is what women call "Comedy"

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>not everyone shares my thoughts, opinions, and taste in things, thus I am upset
sounds like you've got the autism, brother

>buy dog
>it doesn't have a head
A-America... I...

>>it doesn't have a head
he was getting pretty old

no one shares her thoughts
she doesn't have any

They aren't trying to make themselves unattractive, they know they don't have pretty features so they double down and go 'alt' to distract from it.

Smells like shit. You ever actually smell a girl's ass? It doesn't smell good.

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Damn nigga you went there

Reminder this is what she used to look like

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I want to fug her vagina and cum inside deep.

what? I don't understand

>tfw when no twinkbf to use as a mouthpussy under the table

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They've let a small little urchin boy on stage.

Damn I think I can imagine lad

Reviewbrah bombing during his first attempt at stand up comedy

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Wait that’s a female? I’ve always passed these threads and assumed it was a homosexual with Down syndrome

HOW TO FUCK KIDS.

>Jordan Peterson debate feminism

IT'S BLURGL ANONS GOORGL HISTORY

demi lardner feet

She actually has a bangin' hot body underneath all the fuckery.

>IT'S BLURGL ANONS GOORGL HISTORY
prayer times for the local mosque.
300 rounds of .223 purchased from fudd.net.
Several AR magazines with pictures of smug anime girls on them.

Why does she have such broad shoulders and narrow hips? Was she born male?

I used to hate the skit but warmed up to it the more I times I watched. Now I sing along to it.

Lmfao I love this post

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God I just want to bury my mouth into her asshole and just NUMNUMNUMNUMNUMNUMNUMNUMNUMSLURPSLURPSLURPMMMMMMNUMNUMNUMNUMNUMNUMNUM!!! Get that asspussy ready for daddy's duck

*dick

>daddy's duck

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Ay mi Dios... el Ayuwoki

So how many boys did jacko actually fuck? I think he probably just sucked most of them off and had them return the favor.

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N-no.

>Did I hear somebody say they wanted to hear black crime statistics?