Who else is gonna skip this shit?

Yeah, I'll wait for a decent torrent. If parts end up getting spoiled for me before then, I don't really care at this point.

Can I see only the scenes with Black Widow?

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Gonna be the first movie I'll see in theaters in like 4 years

The last movie I went to was Dunkirk

I've always had morals and wanted to make sure I pay for most entertainment i consume, now I just want hollywood to die, so I think i may just pirate everything. I might pirate it and not watch it.

Got myself and a friend a ticket for opening night since it's his birthday, I'm looking forward to it

I heard it's mandatory in USA, if they don't go watch Disney's movies they're put on a List.

only basement incels with no money or friends, who will pretend to "skip it", but watch a camrip anyway

>Yea Forums pretends it doesn't watch capeshit
>downloads a shitty camrip ASAP
>haha it doesn't count if I didn't pay for it

every fucking time

Have sex

>I might pirate it and not watch it.

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>expected to make billion+
litterally every normie is going to see it

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not gonna skip, just pirate it after few months

Not enough people to keep it from grossing 2 billion

I'm skipping it purely because I have no friends to go see it with. I'll have to wait until the home release

wow, scarlett johansson is actually attractive in this?

I haven't watched any marvel capeshit since thor Ragnarok

Her new haircut is damn cute. I like the tips with the blonde locks from her Infinity War hair. Which I guess Endgame is months after ards.

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>Spending 3 hours of my life on a shitty movie

No thanks. I'll just wait for spoilers and then I'll just watch the action clips when they're released on YT.

I literally can't even name the characters that are in it.

only film in the series I've seen is the first Avengers and that was in theaters for a friends birthday, since then I have zero interest in any of the films they shit out.

I imagine if you're a neckbeard interested in childrem movies you wouldn't skip the last one. I don't maybe it's just me. Never seen even one of these anyways

>normie
big yikes

I'd like to see the Avengers movie where everyone on earth gets used to half the population gone and actually starts to enjoy it and don't want the avengers to stop thanos any more. Like everyone in Atlanta and San Francisco, NY etc.. wake up to no more traffic and it's amazing.

I'm going to watch the camrip on Youtube. There's always one the day after the premier and all I want to see how it continues.

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Where are they looking?

thats only like a year and a half ago

DCucks hanging from the trees

Yes you can

Why is Cheadle twice on this poster?

Will watch it once it's out on VoD. Including Larson makes me auto-boycott it, at the very least monetarily. She's the reason I also haven't seen Kong Skull Island at all.

Why haven't you watched the original Avengers movie series yet? They have everything the MCU series doesn't have.
Practical effects. No CG and no green screen in the entire series.
Real stakes. Avengers must secure peace for the new country by hunting down remnants of monarchy instead of a magic grape guy.
Relatable characters. They are children of workers like you and me, but they don't need to wear red all the time to show it, unlike that asshole millionaire who doesn't even deserve to wear the color red.
Political correctness done right. The gypsy guy is by far the most useful member of the team, unlike that guy who was bested by a cat.
Female power done right. Ksanka is strong because she went through a war, not because she had been irradiated by some space capitalist magic. Check out how chases down a train only using her hands:
youtube.com/watch?v=sLkIcCzu4ck

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haha no they aren't. Perhaps you should be quiet in Michigan. Bad things can happen while you drive.

HOW DID YOU KNOW I LIVE IN MICHINGAN

not me. but it will be my last MCU movie.

Serious question, why are american white male egos so fragile?

I literally can't. What is the name of the CG racoon?

My only complaint with this trash is that the amount of money spent in the advertising of capeshit to cum drinking soitards drowns out the possibility of stumbling across a rare gem that actually captivates you with its plot and atmosphere instead of big explosions and cheesy one-liners. I cant recall a single movie in the past 2-3 years that left me feeling as satisfied as watching Shawshank or Gladiator or fucking Prestige. When this capeshit wave blows over I hope more producers put their heads together to come up with some real fucked up psychological thrillers, been too long since I watched a decent one of those

I don't even watch movies

Well you're in the right place, because this isn't even a movie.

Lol we don't. /pol/ has leaked into here because /pol/ has turned into a giant echo chamber of incels. So they get bored because all they try to do is troll each other over and over again.

/pol/ is the rejects of america. no one likes them, hell they hate everything including themselves. So they try to come here to troll, but either Yea Forums trolls them or bans them.

It's like that dumb kid who pretends to be retarded to upset people, but everyone knows he's pretended to be retarded, but the dumb kid is so dumb he doesn't realize everyone realizes what he's doing, so everyone ostracizes him and he's too dumb to realize why he's being ostracized. That makes the dumb kid upset so he blames everyone but himself.

yep /pol/ is full of arrogant dumbasses who no one likes

>Missing out on the movie event of the decade

Lmao enjoy being left out

But that's not Trump winning the election?

lol

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I just bought 16 tickets for $12.50 for basically everyone I have met in college for a showing on April 26th... Please, please, please, I hope none of you assholes shows up to shoot the theater, you fucks.

I didn’t bother with anybody the films but these last two. The first was pretty good and I wanna see the second before spoilers