Waitress calls you honey

>Waitress calls you honey
any kino that sums up this feeling?

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>"hey sweetie, what'll you have?"
>waitress puts her hand on your shoulder
>you visibly flinch in front of everyone at the table

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>waitress is a homosexual

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SUGAR
DOO DOO DOO DO DO DO
AW HUNNY HUNNY
DOO DOO DOO DO DO DO

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>waitress smiles at you
>you start feeling special
>she does it with another guy when she's done with you
alright then

>waitress calls me Sneed

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>every stranger still calls you "boy" even though you're 27 years old
when will anyone take me seriously

>be 20 year old man
>old women still call me sweetie, hun, darling, etc

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this but everyone calls me 'buddy'

I am a grown man

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>get jealous and cause a scene with the other guy
>asked to leave
>waitress doesnt even look at you as you are escorted out by police

>every stranger calling you sir even though you're 23
i know im stress aged but holy shit

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>min wage employee calls you boss
>you're actually a customer

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Are you black?

I had a gay waiter tell me I looked like Adam Levine once. Made me feel kinda good

>hold the door for a woman
>"You're such a gentleman. Your mother raised you right."

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Nope, and there are basically no black people in my country either.

>american waitresses flirt with incels to get bigger tips
ABOLISH TIP CULTURE

>tipping someone for doing their job
yikes

>buddy
lmao that's as bad as "champ"

>"enjoy your meal!"
>"y-you too"

>why can't I meet someone as nice as you

Haha thats never happen right? If yes it would be funny as heck

>20 year old
>man
KEK. You are still a child.
Also, old women call everyone sweetie, hun, and darling. It doesn't mean you're young. I'm from the south and old people call each other those things, it's just being friendly.

Same, but 28. I have a complete fuckboy face unless I grow a beard. Not a big fan of beards, but it's the only way they let me in bars even with an ID.

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>waitress draws a smiley face on the bill

Why do they do this shit?

> Scouse bird calls me pet

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>"there you go sweetheart"
>girl looks younger than you