Why can't cats be trained to perform on camera like dogs do?
Why can't cats be trained to perform on camera like dogs do?
Joseph Young
Joseph Wilson
Because they're pussies
Ayden Gonzalez
cats' brains are twice smaller than dogs'
Justin Butler
Evolution. Wolves evolved as pack hunters that took cues from each other. When we domesticated them, we managed to trick them at a genetic level into thinking that we were their superiors, so they instinctively try to perform actions that seem to please us.
Cats evolved as solo hunters, and have been domesticated for a much shorter period than dogs, so they need to be trained more on the basis of receiving a physical reward directly, whereas dogs view praise itself as a worthy reward.
Brayden Flores
Because they’re stupid bastards
Adam Taylor
What are you, some kind of canine biologist?
Cooper Richardson
Cats are too cool for school.
Mason Moore
So are manlet and female brains relative to humans, and almost all actors are either manlets or women.
Henry Price
They can be. I saw a cat circus when I was in Russia that was astounding.
Parker Hernandez
Dogs are pack animals that have a good social understanding of each other, a sense of their place, empathy, and a desire to please their leader. This makes it easy to train them to do almost anything.
Cats are solitary animals that spend almost their entire lives alone. They have no need to socialize or fit in. They see no need in pleasing someone else. Also, they are only semi-domesticated, which means they can still survive by themselves out in the wild. If you are mean to a cat or it thinks it can get a better deal elsewhere, it will up and leave. For these reasons, it's impossible to train cats to do anything useful.
Luke Myers
True.
But, some can learn youtube.com
Sebastian Torres
Are you retarded, American or a woman? Probably all three together.
Lincoln Long
????
Noah Campbell
Imagine owning a cat and having a daughter.
Nolan Allen
oh lawd he comin
Sebastian Brown
Because they're strong indipendent qweens who need no man to tell them what to do
Elijah Phillips
> attending a cat circus
>attending Russia
I feel sorry for u
Easton Ward
humans are evil
Robert Richardson
youtube.com
Here's a little spot on it. It was actually cool. Moscow did sort of suck, though.
Angel Hill
>Cats evolved as solo hunters
Didn't you watch Planet Earth nigger?
Josiah Ross
You don't own a cat, you just have an understanding
Jonathan Young
Cats are the niggers of pets
>give them free food
>house them
>try to care for them
>turn round, scratch your eyes out and believe they own you
Hudson Young
But they can be, OP.
youtube.com
youtube.com
Zachary Parker
Lions r the only ones that hunt in groups of female lions, because the male lion is a lazy nigger. The female lions represent modern white women.
Xavier Parker
David Perez
didn't you retard
Eli Sanders
And dogs are literal inbred manmade pathetic human slaves with no identity.
Henry Jones
Based cat
Evan Bennett
bitch please
Landon Thompson
Based
Literally me
Christopher Foster
A cat may have a slightly smaller brain than a dog, the structure of their brain is far more similar to humans
Ryan Gomez
>Garfield taught me that cats love belly rubs
>Didnt meet a single cat in my life who doesnt bite me the moment my hand gets near it's belly
Fuck you Garfield
Jack Wilson
Absolute unit.
Henry Davis
That Lauren southerns hot sister?
Sent from my iPhone
Blake Morgan
Mass scales exponentially with height. A 25% taller person of the same proportions would have a brain twice as big.
Asher Rivera
My cat snuggles with me and does tricks and will sometimes just hug me. He's pretty based.
Carter Myers
They can be, it's just harder, cats don't really give a fuck to be honest, sometimes they do, mostly not, that's why it's harder to train them, easiest is if you start training them as young kittens, you have almost no chance with a mature cat, best you can get is train them not to claw you ... Dogs are easy-medium (depending on race) cats are medium-hard ... My cat can do barrel rolls, lay down, play dead, stay, fetch
Jose Stewart
based kitter
Brody Reyes
Haven't met enough cats. My cat is alright with it, but not too stoked usually.
The real g-spot is at the side of the mouth or jaw.
Dylan Morgan
it's cruel but humorous
Isaiah Morales
Cat owners say it’s because they are independent, but let me tell you that is bullshit. Any intelligent animal can and has been trained. If an animal can’t be trained, it usually means it’s fucking dumb. Cats are nowhere near as smart as dogs, yet cat owners can’t seem to accept this.
Kayden Mitchell
If they're in a body position where you can rub their bellies then they're pretty vulnerable and their instincts kick in, they'll only allow you to rub them if they have complete trust in you.
David Rodriguez
Nice headcanon catfag. Source on your little made up fantasy?
Christopher Brooks
Based sonicposter laying down the facts
Nicholas Mitchell
Got any sources on that beside your faggot ass?
Levi Fisher
Don't be cruel, that's just the toxoplasmosis talking.
Nathan Walker
My cat learned how to open the door by pulling a door knob down. By themself.
Hudson King
this is weird
Cameron Ortiz
>the height of catfag argument is spouting anecdotes like a middleaged housewife
I had rabbits that learned how to push things
Isaac Myers
>it's a sign of intelligence to behave exactly as told
Jacob Long
OH LAWD HE COMIN
Josiah Russell
Yes it is. This is why chimps and dolphins will utterly demean themselves for rewards. Please stop this delusional projection of human thought onto animals. If you actually loved your cat(s) you wouldn’t care they are dumb as bricks.
Jacob Howard
OOOOH LLLAAAWWWD HE COMIN
Mason Anderson
its true. service dogs exist, service cats don't. a dog can literally lead a blind person. a cat just shits in a box and knocks things of your table.
Nathan Rogers
>I had rabbits that learned how to push things
You wish they learn how to push your fat ass out of yo mama basement.
Ian Sullivan
I’m a dogchad, even if I wasn’t at the gym 5 times a week I’d be getting walks with my best pal. Your move catcel
Carson Williams
Nathan Myers
rate my baby
Gabriel Nelson
parasite/10
Robert Phillips
Christian Cook
Retard
Levi Lewis
cats are not as smart as dogs in most aspects. That being said, cats can be trained.
Christopher Smith
Lesbian/10
Nathan Garcia
Maybe your faggy rabbits should have told you to lose some weight,fatso.
Also,you a gay.
And ugly,even other fat gays won't have sex with you,stupid.
Daniel Baker
Seething catnigger
Ryan Green
Alexander Allen
WHAT A FUCKING UNIT
Wyatt Long
My cat does that!
It's a round knob,I just assumed that fuzzy feet couldn't grip a round knob.
Liam Jones
shes not a lesbian just into incest
Andrew Adams
manlet detected
Jace Myers
based
Joseph Barnes
lol,they sniffen each others sniffers
Tyler Adams
>fucking loud all the time
>obnoxious as fuck
>random acts of violence
>stupid as hell
Sounds more like dog to me
Brayden Rivera
>walks with my best pal.
I bet your favorite part is packing shit in the bags.
Henry Campbell
>at the gym 5 times a week
Dang,I've only been fucking your mom 4 times a week.
Evan Peterson
they'd be a cute couple if they werent siblings
Landon Garcia
Depends on what you consider smart. Sheep have brain power equal to monkeys and, in some of the tests, humans. So I guess that makes sheep better than cats and dogs.
Logan Bailey
As opposed to cleaning out a shit stinking box of sand?
Kayden Peterson
Do people still use this as an insult lmao? Isn’t it a bit late for you to be up grandpa?
Evan Kelly
>any fucking scene ever in any film
>a scene has a cat in it
>loud screechy meow sounds
>the cat doesn't even open its mouth
I fucking hate this so fucking much
Jordan Torres
t. literal fucking brainlet
A whale's brain is also bigger than that of a human's, does that mean they're smarter than us?
Connor Gonzalez
lol,your cat has a kot for a pillow!
and this cat has a cat for a blanket!
Jackson Hughes
Not him (or am I?), but I remember learning in neursocience class before I dropped out that: A lot of what we know about the visual part of the neocortex (the pink flappy part of the brain...what most people think of when you mention the brain) we learned by cutting open kitties' skulls and zapping various parts of their brains, and also seeing how their brain reacts to visual stimuli.
So I think there are -some- structural similarities. At least for the visual part of the brain. Poor fuckin kitties
Luke Foster
I'm a pussy biologist and I studied your mom last night.
Andrew Morris
probably
Jayden Watson
Check
Jose Hernandez
You can train dogs to do that too, retard
Joseph Phillips
I just wish you would go to the gym less often,I hate fuckin your mom.
You dad does insist upon it tho.
Luke King
I can guaranteed my 16 year old cat is smarter than you.
Robert Peterson
It's a pack thing. They work alone.
Alexander Russell
Mate
Dylan Brooks
That cat has a necklace!
Thats crazy!
You're crazy!
Kayden Harris
>16 year old cat
RIP
Dylan Turner
Is this suppose to be impressive?
Josiah Jenkins
This is true, the other two replying are insecure manlets
Blake Gomez
That dog is waterboarding himself.
What a silly fella.
Jaxon Evans
>it's another people get mad at people who like different pets thread
Gabriel Walker
pepe is better than slowjack,"fren".
Jack Flores
Because they see their owners merely as idiots who give them what they want. They are uncapable of the same affection as the man's best friend.
Luis Martinez
Hudson Gomez
>male lion is a lazy nigger
most male lions hunt for themselves, only pride leader don't hunt
James Turner
Yeah, like yo mama shitted you out in the hospital instead of the toilet.
Leo Lee
cringe
Elijah Walker
>They are uncapable of the same affection as the man's best friend.
sciencedirect.com
Oliver Ramirez
>As opposed to cleaning out a shit stinking box of sand?
My cat only pisses outside
And he only shits on someone else's lawn
Jackson White
lol,you cant drive from there!
Lincoln Howard
Lucas Bailey
Jose Howard
Hey guys,I need science to prove that a stupid fuckin animal is capable of loving me!
That's how much of a fucking unlovable nerd I am!
Evan Diaz
>having pets at all
Cringe.
Leo Morgan
>cat owners are proud of ruining someone else's property
Nigger.
Evan Allen
*sneaks some treats into teh cats dry food*
Wyatt Powell
*destroys the whole species reputation*
Levi Turner
>gets proven wrong
>calls names
As expected of a brainlet dogfag
Dominic Watson
>being a nigger
cringe
Henry Ross
I was calling out dog owners,stupid.
Matthew Jackson
That’s a gene mutation, not Garfield obesity.
Adam Edwards
Jose Nelson
The article isn't about dogs
Jaxson Anderson
There is a cat in my neighborhood that’s kind of smart. He had been around as a stray for years and I noticed that he even looks while crossing the street to watch out for cars. My neighbor took him in during the winter though.
Justin Clark
Fuckin skin him make a cat bag!
Michael Gomez
user,no!
Luis Diaz
I have both a cat and a dog and love both very much
Cooper Brooks
All jokes aside, cats are stupid
Kevin Nelson
:)
Jason Cook
Fatty
Lincoln Carter
Wyatt Myers
he's chunky
Samuel Hughes
Cooper Cooper
What you're seeing *is* the performance.
Easton Perry
some very good kitty friends in this thread
Nathaniel Garcia
Because cats are Reddit, they are NPCs of the animal world. Anyone who owns a cat should be shot. I also don't like dogs either, they're also Reddit
Hunter Miller
what
Jose Price
Eli Price
Has reddit ever celebrated Caturday?
Owen Miller
>everything is reddit and should be killed
Maybe its you, m8.
Noah Brooks
filthy race mixing slut
Luke Adams
>pet me, bitch
Logan Miller
ATTENTION Dogs and Cats are both dumb, Rabbit is the superior pet
Lincoln Ross
>how obedient an animal is is somehow related to it's intelligence
Great logic you've got there
Gavin Sanchez
Rabbits dont have emotions besides fear and hunger.
Caleb Rivera
GIVE ME SOME FUCKING
FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
Thomas Young
Kek nobody cares about orphans user
William Powell
the qt at my work has a rabbit but im too scared to ask her out ;_;
Dominic Anderson
That's called toxoplasmosis infection(which is also related to homosexuality)
Adam Carter
based pusy poster
Josiah Mitchell
Michael Sanders
Anthony Walker
>rats are smarter than cats by leagues
>still get eaten
Kayden Perez
catto caca
Jack Davis
JUST CHOMP HIS FUCKING RABBIT MATE AND GET HIS ATTENTION
Kayden Moore
R8 my kitty
Ian Wright
>it's published therefore it's true!!!11
Why don't you link articles proving there are 89 genders too? Try observing reality for a change
Hudson Wright
Aaron Hughes
Chungus
Liam Long
Alexander Bell
i dont think shed appreciate that much :c
Charles Nguyen
10/10
Would tummy tickle.
Aaron Phillips
He screm
Lucas Moore
t. incel
Gabriel Torres
>twice smaller
Jayden Gomez
Would literally cut your finger off he’s such a fucking nigger cat who hardly wants love without bites or scratches.
Aaron Robinson
I have that same toy. It's like crack to my cat
10/10 kitty btw
Owen Allen
Just dropping in to say BASED
Nolan Price
rabbits get put in the boiling pot on Yea Forums
Aiden Brooks
I'd have gay sex with the guy on the right tbqh.
Samuel Reed
*she
Jaxson Rodriguez
>it's that canned Wilhelm cat scream
Brody Mitchell
Kayden Robinson
she gonna make more kitties with her brother
Jacob Diaz
Her eyes look kinda dirty, otherwise a cute kitter
Thomas Morales
she mirin
Ian Cruz
Bet you can't find the cat.
Joshua Anderson
But what do they feed him
Luis Wright
/r/ing japanese girls putting cats heads in mouths
Jaxon Russell
took me a while
Jayden Hernandez
That cat fucks white cats
Jaxson Miller
Yes!!!! 10/10
20/10
Christian Scott
They're not a pack animal. They can still be trained to do a lot but it's going to be on their own terms.
Carter Diaz
can't believe nobody posted it
Jayden Jackson
W-wow :3
Asher Ward
Parker Myers
...
Charles Mitchell
Only considered half domesticated we're just now starting to realize that their behavior is like no other cat. Turns out they communicate with their tails, stick to groups when needed, recognize their name, and lot of other shit I'm forgetting. It was on some documentary that was interesting as shit.
Hunter Kelly
Daniel Watson
>choker
what a slut
Mason Moore
well that cat is better than millions of indians so i guess
Lincoln Anderson
Absolutely, completely and utterly based
Dominic Martinez
Bros...
Jason Robinson
I do that too. Hardly ever any accidents anymore.
Sebastian Hill
cats are not board specific,stupid.
Daniel Peterson
Sebastian Richardson
kek
Brayden Harris
Same.
Leo Sanchez
*sips* i remember when this was a new meme
Carson Ross
>Try observing reality for a change
Yeah all my nice interactions with cats must've been figments of my imagination.
Nicholas Smith
just because no one loves you faggot doesn't mean you should project onto others lol
Jason Phillips
You misspelled 'rat'.
>as intelligent as a toddler
>have actual hands they can use
>love you like you're the alpha rat
>cheap
>clean little poops
The only downside is that they don't live long.
Luke Davis
How the fuck does this happen?
Camden Wright
So like white people then.
Josiah Murphy
CARLOS
Nicholas Parker
>Why can't cats be trained to perform on camera like dogs do?
Says who? Cats are just harder to train. It's actually Man who's the brainlet here and can't train cats well.
youtube.com
Retards.
Jack King
pet monkey is best pet
Brayden Davis
Based and catpilled
Sebastian Lewis
That's just murrican humor for you.
Hudson Reyes
How did the cat train that lady?
Lucas Watson
Rats really are great pets. I've had them for about 10 years but recently stopped because I couldn't handle them having relatively short (some very short) lives.
Christian Murphy
About 7:15,they set up walls for the cats to play with as Indiana Jones music plays!
Cooper Walker
My two rats died last month about three weeks apart. I'm taking a break from pets for a while, because it hit me like a truck. Poor things.
Benjamin Fisher
Asher Mitchell
pls rember
Michael Miller
Based and based, soibois like dogs coz it makes them feel tough, but a real gangsta will own a cat because a cat can't be bossed around
Asher Bennett
Nathaniel Stewart
Roll 2d8 to see if kitty is entertained.
Isaiah Nelson
Cooper Russell
These 3 are all well trained to NOT swipe dice. The gray one will play hide and seek with you and will hang out with you as long as you do something weird to keep him interested. So I'd say he stays entertained on 2 through 5 on 2d8.
Mason Wright
hugz
Anthony Taylor
i try to clean them but she gets bitey
Camden Brooks
longcat 2.0
Nathaniel Davis
oh my.
Ryan Wilson
he's a big guy 4 his sister
Parker White
I appreciate this post
Brandon Jones
>visit someone with a cat
>place smells like piss
>oh that’s just my cat she’s such a cutie
>sand and hair balls in every corner
>oh that’s just my cat
>seemingly all furniture covered in hair
>oh don’t sit there that’s the cats chair
>holding and kissing a disease carrying creature that shits in your home
Logan Ortiz
sounds like they dont know how to care for their cat
Michael Bailey
kek
Angel Stewart
Blessed Picture
Adam Carter
>Thinking dogs aren't 10 times worse than every problem you described
Logan Rogers
Cats and Dogs should be only allowed to kept if your house has a Garden
Easton Hughes
>dog licks shit covered asshole
>owner let's dog lick their face and mouth afterwards
Explain it RIGHT FUCKEN NOW
Hudson Johnson
Mason Wright
Posting chunkybois here.
Thomas Lopez
Nanners can be pretty scary sometimes.
Asher Collins
Me and my gamer crew.
Noah Taylor
seen that partern with some cat owners but also with every dogs owner who let them stay inside their house
Ryder Bailey
based
Carson Parker
because they're the pet version of niggers, which happens to be the regular version of niggers also
Benjamin Sanchez
Holy lol
Dominic Cook
Underrated post
Austin Murphy
>When your cat brings in a bird that's on the endangered species list
Adam Harris
>poop and pee outside to fertilize and water flowers
>shed far less or not at all and it’s cute when they do it
>obey orders and stay off furniture if taught to
>require owner to have a routined life and maintain a dominant position
>will only infect owner with love and companionship
Christian Edwards
>and it’s cute when they do it
lol
Caleb Johnson
Kayden Watson
Wiggle wiggle yeah.
Adam Price
>they're the pet version of niggers
It's funny because it's dogs that randomly attack people and maul children.
Hunter Butler
kek
Jaxon Morris
c h o n k y
p u s s y
Ethan Jenkins
Samuel Nelson
based roar youtu.be
Bentley Davis
I love cats
I just want to hug all of them
But I can't
Can't hug all the cats. ( ._.)
Owen Robinson
I hope that's Mike Tyson on the line.
Leo Sanchez
You're right, I can't. Where is it?
Ryan Evans
Lucas Scott
Easton Bell
everything
Michael Hill
CUTE
Jayden Carter
Levi Moore
That's why you put on a hoodie with thick sleeves and go for broke.
Luke Foster
what the h?
Dominic Taylor
Grayson Garcia
>herrrd you were talkin shit
Jeremiah Wood
My heart...
Robert Gutierrez
>"What? What is this specimen trying to do with this compact rectangular device he's constantly holding and pointing at me? Humans are sometimes strange. I've come to the conclusion that their nature can be undeniably irrational and illogical at times and thus behave in such an unpredictable manner that I often find myself confused, helplessly trying to interpret their daily habits to the point where there's just simply no adequate satisfactory answer to many of their characteristic traits.
Colton Martin
Real human bean.
John Ramirez
assuming they are the minority that actually picks it up, that is. also it's a great way to meet women.
Owen Rivera
They actually just think you're a giant cat.
Nathan Jackson
The capacity for compassion, kindness, and empathy is probably simultaneously humanity's greatest strength, and most vulnerable weakness.
Justin Ramirez
Pretty funny how the deer doesn't see the cat as a threat but the dog triggers the "it's a wolf" instinct for the deer to immediately attack it to save her kid.
Asher Jenkins
It's weird how everyone knows different breads have different tendencies, unless it's a mauler of peace, then they're just blanks slates 'bad owners' install shit wrong.
Cooper Garcia
>yesterday my roommate's cat was trying to escape out the front door while I was entering
>got mad and tossed it around and bit its head
is there something wrong with me?
Nathaniel Ortiz
Nathaniel Ross
You need to get institutionalized you fucling sperg.
Lincoln Richardson
Colton Adams
There should be one of these on every mountain top.
Mason Phillips
10/10 gato.
Jackson Smith
>is there something wrong with me?
Yes.
Jace Davis
Nicholas Torres
>they call me the catman
Easton Gutierrez
cute as fuck mate/10
Daniel Cook
They’re right.
Asher Perry
>twice smaller
looks like yours is also twice smaller
Nicholas Watson
>>>holding and kissing a disease carrying creature that shits in your home
You mean like a woman? Horrifying thought, right?
Bentley Hughes
Amazing.
Chase Gray
based potty trained poster
Andrew Russell
Jonathan Price
Easton Perez
>Stop that ...
>STOP THAT.
>I SAID STOP THAT, YOU STUPID THOT!
Joshua Nelson
Cats are fucking useless pets. They would eat their owners if they could. Owning any kind of pet is dumb but at least you can form some sort of bond with most dogs.
Jack Russell
This is Alfredo. He loves nature.
Samuel Hughes
me on the left
Kevin Cook
they are less intelligent
Daniel Scott
Beautiful. I’d have named him Wampa.
Landon Gray
Dogs eat you too they just wait a little while longer. Cat's are survivors like that. Poochie goes to the woods and gets eaten by the first bear he runs up on like the retards they are.
Kevin Hughes
>Owning any kind of pet is dumb
There is something missing from your noodle.
Xavier Murphy
CUTE
Justin Jones
d'awwww
Angel Martin
they love eachother a lot
Sebastian Stewart
he mad
William Lopez
Still don't know how he hunts anything with those little nubs.
Colton Diaz
Rate my niggers.
Aiden Price
Are you really trying to say a bear wouldn’t eat a cat on sight too? There’s stray dogs and stray cats. Most of them don’t go in the woods. They just stay in cities to get handouts
Logan Long
a cat would fuck a bear up
Camden Watson
>at least you can form some sort of bond with most dogs
t. someone who never had a cat
Dylan Evans
Yeah I’m the crazy one for thinking it’s pointless to spend hundreds of dollars to keep a dumb animal alive in your home just to look at and play around with every now and then until it dies in only 10 years or so.
Evan Taylor
How's the weather up there giraffe user?
William Williams
true except for the women part
Mason Stewart
I’ve had dogs all my life and just recently am having experience with cats because my gf has them. They’re dumb af. They just piss and shit everywhere and don’t even know their own names. I have other friends that own cats and it’s the same thing.
Gavin Kelly
Top of middle stack.
Luke Rivera
neat
Jayden Mitchell
What are you talking about? Never seen Cats the musical?
Gavin Phillips
manlets don't have souls either
Henry Harris
The top 10 most intelligent animals can all be trained. Hell, lions can be trained. Yet cats cannot.
Carter Richardson
Maybe it would help if you made an effort to bond with them instead of writing them off because they need to excrete like every other living being.
Jace Gray
:)
Camden Barnes
Your parents didn't really love you.
Jack Edwards
>The average brain weight of the adult male was 1336 gr; for the adult female 1198 gr.
Jordan White
lol catfags are seething ITT
Brandon Wood
Expect my dog hasn’t pissed or shit in the house since she was a puppy and knows to go outside because she’s not retarded.
Jackson Collins
Because shitting everywhere outside is a sure sign of intelligence and worth.
Connor Parker
dogs are lawful neutral and cats are neutral evil
Jaxon Clark
No my parents did. That’s why I don’t need the “love” of a fucking animal
Andrew Morales
More intelligence and worth than doing it in the place it lives
Blake Nguyen
Holy shit.
Nolan Kelly
Do you take dumps in your front yard or in your toilet?
Liam Perry
I have found that people that hate cats are, they themselves, more like cats than dogs. The same is true but to a lesser degree about dogs.
Cat owners are loyal and patient. They will adapt to their cat's behavior out of love. Much like a dog.
Dog owners want something from their dog. They like their dog but only because they provide them with something. Much like a cat.
Plenty of exceptions like most of us like both. But in the realm of those that have a distaste for one or the other, the traits have this irony.
Brayden Jackson
mm hmm
Brody Bennett
I never said dogs are smarter than humans. I’m just saying they’re smarter than cats. Obviously both species are dumb af compared to people. Not sure what you’re trying to prove
Isaac White
>Not sure what you’re trying to prove
That dismissing a cat for shitting where it lives exactly like modern civilized humans are expected to do is idiotic.
Mason Wood
10/10
rate mine guys
Cameron Lewis
sleep tight,kitter!