IT'S FUCKING SHIT!!!! IT'S FUCKING SHIT!!!! I'M PISSED THAT PEOPLE HERE MADE ME WATCH THIS HOT FUCKING GARBAGE!!!!!!!...

IT'S FUCKING SHIT!!!! IT'S FUCKING SHIT!!!! I'M PISSED THAT PEOPLE HERE MADE ME WATCH THIS HOT FUCKING GARBAGE!!!!!!! PEOPLE HERE ONLY LIKE IT BECAUSE MUH WAIFU! THEY WANNA MAKE OUT WITH AN ANIME GIRL. DO YOU PEOPLE HONESTLY LIKE THIS MOVIE FOR REAL?? BECAUSE I DOUBT SOMEONE WOULD LIKE THIS POORLY WRITTEN POORLY ACTED SACK OF SHIT!!!!! FUCK THIS MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Except Christoph Waltz, bless that man.

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You're wrong.

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Based retard poster.

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I guess you like garbage movies then??

I'll bite. What specifics didn't you like about it, user?

>namefag

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RENT FREE

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BAD STORY, BAD ACTING (YOU CANNOT DENY THAT ONE), CRINGE DIALOGUE, CONVOLUTED, AND WORST OF ALL BORING!!!!!!

It's so obvious you haven't seen the movie and just hate the general.

great thread, nobody cares about your opinion OP

How much is Disney paying you to spread these lies? Shame on you.

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>BAD ACTING (YOU CANNOT DENY THAT ONE)
But it was pretty good, especially the lead role.

They aren't lies user. Have you watched the movie??

>autistic all caps freak gives opinion
>it's shit

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Amen

You should probably go see it, though. You sound like you'd actually like it.

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And you can not shout about it locked in the bathroom?

>just hate the general
Not OP and Alita is my favourite movie now but the /alita/ general is fucking cancer right now

Right now it's alright, but a few hours ago it was total cancer. Hopefully we can fight off the namefags before it's too late.

Not gonna lie it wasn't good and I'm tired of all these shit anime adaptations

t. Yea Forums poster that occasionally comes to Yea Forums

>Alita is my favourite movie now
Please watch more than just one movie

>falling for weeb memes
You deserve everything.

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>Please watch more than just one movie
I watch much more movies
What you don't understand is that favourite doesn't mean best or most thematically deep
It's just that as a whole Alita for me is a special film
I get the same sense of wonder and escapism watching Alita as the first time I watched the original Star Wars (not the new hope, the original theatrical release from a vhs)
Alita is a finely crafted character driven hero's journey and that's why I like it so much

>fight off the namefags before it's too late
It's too late, two fucking weeks at least late
Fucking namefags, nolewd posters, fanfic writers, voice acting nanefag ecelbs, comfy posters and br2049 cross posters and the same unfunny forced memes

>but a few hours ago it was total cancer.
Morning hours are like that, the threads die and become off-topic namefag circle jerk around 5am and don't get better until around noon, just avoid during those hours.

>people here
shills*
Yea Forums WILL NEVER tell you this about movies like this shit
>new movie comes out
>plebs come to Yea Forums to talk about it and spew their optimistic and positive opinions about it
>the patrician regular posters either wait for for the rip or are in the minority
>the plebs leave because they have other boards to shitpost on
>all that's left are the regular Yea Forums posters
>they usually hate it since movies like this tend to be shit
>cycle repeats when the YIFY torrent comes out but forces are more evenly matched this time

ACTUALLY

they only pretend to like it out of spite against Captain marvel

Based retard

This

Wrong

You're confusing why you hate it with why they like it. You hate it because they like it and not Captain Marvel, They like it because they genuinely like it. The only one forcing a rivalry are the Marvelfags.

>Yea Forums
>having shit taste
color me surprised

JEROME! YOU FUCKING NIGGER WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? I MISSED YOU MAN!

Jerome, take your meds. This isn't healthy behavior.

No dude, those generals are cancerous at all times of the day. Grown men posting shit like "oooh and then I cuddle up snuggly wuggly to my cybergf omg so comfyyy" at all fucking hours of the day, gloating about how much money they wasted on Alita branded garbage and posting horrible "oc" that consists of shitty fanfic, poorly photoshopped screencaps, and subbed gifs about how Alita loves them.

It's honestly fucking nauseating.

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Fuck off, Jerome

You're not CreepyThinMan! FACT!!

>that pic
based except for the FunkoPop, that's cringe

>please buy my tea
>pleaseee buy my tea
>MY TEAAAA

What are the weird cards bottom right ?

Hunter-Warrior ID cards from the Iron City Experience.

Told you so.

OK. Any reports ? Was it fun ?

ENGLISH, WEEB

WE SPEAK ENGLISH HERE

It's not my pic, I wish I had the chance to go. He posted in earlier threads about it.

Looking for assistance writing this cover of Wonderwall. Everything is WIP, and most of the verses still need to be rewritten. Note the rhyming scheme of A A B C C B for the verse lines.

[Verse 1] Meet Alita
Today, went down the alleyway, saw you challenge a centurion
Your arms, could sell them to the farms, help me make that million
I can't believe that anybody feels the way I do, about you now

[Verse 2] Get to know Alita
Tanji got pretty angry, he got beat at motorball

I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do, about you now

[Pre-Chorus 1] Zalem
And all the roads we have to walk are winding
And all the lights that lead us there are blinding
There are many things that I would like to say to you
But I don't know how

[Chorus 1]
But maybe
You're gonna be what saves me
And after all
You're a cyborg doll

[Verse 3] Barfight and Broken
Today was gonna be the day but they'll never throw it back to you
By now you should've somehow realised what you're not to do
I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do, about you now

[Verse 4] Back together
Today was gonna be the day but they'll never throw it back to you
By now you should've somehow realised what you're not to do
I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do, about you now

[Pre-Chorus 2] Zalem?
And all the roads that lead you there were winding
And all the lights that light the way are blinding
There are many things that I would like to say to you
But I don't know how

[Chorus 2]
I said maybe
You're gonna be what kills me
And after all
You're my cyborg doll
I said maybe (I said maybe)
You're gonna be what saves me
And after all
You're my cyborg doll
Alita (Alita)
You were the one that saved me (That saved me)
You were the one that saved me (That saved me)
You were the one that saved me

We also need someone to sing it when it's done. Has to be a guy, since it's from Hugo's perspective. I'll take care of the mixing.

>reposting my WIP lyrics so more people might see it and help
Thanks, user!

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you're just mad you don't have sex

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A tranny is behind that

I would genuinely unironically actually vote for Alita as greatest film of all time

at least.. you have that.

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based namefag