>be Disney >in talks with Fox for decades about acquisition >Captain Marvel due for release in a few months >get close to striking a deal to acquire Fox >deal will mostly be paid in shares in Disney stock >deal will finalize after Captain Marvel release >can't have Captain Marvel bomb, which would reduce Disney's stock value >movie is projected to not do too well, especially in China >can't bomb >send employees to buy out entire Captain Marvel showings around the nation >YouTube changes algorithm >RT redesign >RT stops accepting reviews below threshold >Metacritic drops user scores >"Journalists" in a tizzy >Twitter in a tizzy >Half empty theaters >insanely low critic and user scores (the ones they let be posted) >Hollywood accounting >Prelude to the biggest movie ever >Captain Marvel becomes 6th most profitable release in movie history >but numerous reports of empty or near empty "sold out" showings for Captain Marvel >Fox thinks these numbers are legit, finalizes the deal >movie tanks in China >Disney shares drop slightly >Fox gets fucked over >The Mouse gets away with it?
It's not just the Disney/Fox merger, they also had to top WB/DC's Wonder Woman which did 821 mill worldwide. Anything less than a billion would have been seen as a failure.
Plus you have to take into account that Feminazi's and their SJW white guilt numale closet faggot virtue signaling lapdogs are easy marks who will white knight someone (Anita Sarkeesian) or something (Captain Marvel) using their own money like the suckers they are and all because Daddy (The Patriarchy) didn't love them and hand life to them on a silver platter!!!FACT!!!
Hollywood (((executives))) have been fucking this skank since she was a child which is why they've been relentlessly shilling her. They tried to make her a TV star, then a popstar, now they gave her an Oscar and a billion dollar grossing movie as the new lead of the biggest film franchise in history, all unearned.
Seriously, she must have MAJOR dirt on some powerful people because she's a complete and utter zero charisma non-entity!!!FACT!!!
Finally, when some feminazi and/or one of their SJW white guilt numale closet faggot lapdogs calls you an "INCEL", it's because women are nothing more than three holes which is why even the ugliest, fattest, poorest amongst them can get laid whenever they like. Withholding sex from men is the only power they have. Without that they have nothing and are nothing!
And the so-called "men" who use the word are even worse because they're virtue signaling numale cucks who think that they'll get some of that sweet college/university hipster chick pussy when those women will be fucking Chad Thundercock and only settle for them once they're looking to nest with a beta orbiter provider after they're done riding the cock carousel!!!FACT!!!
From what I've read this movie is almost a parody of feminist and SJW politics. Funny thing is how this movie is almost exactly the same as The Force Awakens. Female protagonist is almost perfect, can beat anyone, do anything while her African-American co-star is reduced to a bumbling buffoon. But then this is because white women believe they're the most oppressed group of people in history and I haven't seen any of them asking why Captain Marvel isn't black, or Asian, or Indian etc...
Another thing I've noticed is how Rey and Carol have no parents or at least they're never seen and/or barely acknowledged.
Know why that is? It's because so-called-"feminists" are really angry bitches forever bitter that Mommy & Daddy didn't have a castle for them to grow up in, didn't buy them a pony and didn't hand them a trust fund. Because of their grotesque overdeveloped sense of self-entitlement this festers in their minds and when they develop financial independence they literally erase their parents from their existence which shows the complete and utter lack of gratitude these fucking bitches have. "Oh, you gave me life, raised me, fed me, clothed me, educated me, but you didn't hand life to me on a silver platter, so FUCK YOU, you don't exist".
They remind me of Molly Ringwald's character in Pretty In Pink, a snobby bitch embarrassed because her and he father were lower income and she didn't want people to know about her background. Or in Mildred Piece where here daughter Veda is a spoiled fucking brat who hates that her mother is a working class parent. These are the type of women who create characters like Rey and Carol.
Compare those to Luke Skywalker or Conan The Barbarian. Luke lived with his aunt and uncle, without whom he wouldn't have survived. Conan's parents were killed in front of him, he was enslaved but fed and educated. The differences between both groups is that when men achieve success, they want people to know where they came from because it's a matter of pride that they can say "look at everything I've done with my limited resources" but you don't see Luke looking down on his aunt and uncle, do you? Boys and men have fantasizes about fighting bad guys and winning but there's always real struggle in the best of those stories because we know hardship builds character.
Now compare Rey and Carol to Jyn from Rogue One and Motoko from the recent live action Ghost in the Shell movie. Maybe they weren't the best flicks but I actually liked them and one of the reasons is that we seen where Jyn and Motoko come from which humanizes them and makes them endearing. Jyn's parents were killed and she was raised by someone else, ala Conan. We know she had a hard life and that gives her character. Same thing with Motoko, who finds her mother. That hits me in the feels. They're real people in unreal worlds and that grounds everything.
Rey and Carol are caricatures created by rabid feminazi's and when they scream about the "WHITE MALE PATRIARCHY!!!" it's their way of rebelling against their Daddies. But you'll notice that you don't see these women bitching about their mothers and it's because they expect their fathers to be the breadwinners and be given everything they wanted simply because of their gender. Kinda like how feminists scream at white men that "THESE MOVIES AREN'T FOR YOU, INCEL, MANBABY ETC...!!!" and when they don't make money it's "WHY DIDN'T YOU GIVE US YOUR MONEY YOU FUCKING SEXIST PIGS!!!"!!!FACT!!!
Everybody knows Captain Marvel and Black Panther were "helped" at the box office. Disney knows the game, they expend and lost a huge amount money in these two movies to get good publicity with black power and women power and so. Sometimes, you need to invest money to get future rewards. Smart guys, no wonder they are so powerful at the industry.
Jacob Green
>compare molly ringwald in pretty in pink to conan the barbarian
my fucking sides
Adam Jackson
I also find it interesting that feminazi's and SJW's aren't crying that Captain Marvel was WHITEWASHED as she was originally a black woman named Monica Rambeau. Funny how you only care about "WHITE PRIVILAGE!!!" when it applies to white men. Oh, what's that you're saying "THE CURRENT CAPTAIN MARVEL IS A WHITE WOMAN!!!", well, MJ Watson in Spider-man is still a white woman in the comic yet she's now some 56% mutt in the MCU movies but you don't care and "REEEEEEE INCELS!!!" when someone reminds you of your hypocrisy.
The truth is that you're fanatical ideological zealots who aren't interested in either logic or reason and will say anything to justify your dogma which is the end all be all of your worthless existence!!!FACT!!!
>Captain Marvel was WHITEWASHED as she was originally a black woman named Monica Rambeau Wrong. wrong wrong wrong. Get help.
Wyatt Jenkins
What about that one who was a white man?
Jordan Rodriguez
Oh and just watch, Doctor Doom will be the main villain of Phase 4. He'll be an EVIL WHITE MALE that Captain Fungi and Black Panther will have to take down!!!FACT!!!
>send employees to buy out entire Captain Marvel showings around the nation This is the part that sounds stupid. I feel like Disney would have had a more graceful and covert way to buy these tickets out, like through some kind of online service middle-man.
Juan Jackson
Ok but it also still makes all the incels here look like retards.
William James
>but numerous reports of empty or near empty "sold out" showings for Captain Marvel
Bump, must be pretty bad if you can't get a legit pirate copy of this shit , Pirates have pretty good taste in movies.
Jonathan Campbell
Middleman and Employees. Tell me, how is an employee different than anyone else?
Thomas Jenkins
Disney did not only this but they forced many theaters to show only Cap'n fungal feet first weekend.
Connor Evans
>but numerous reports of empty or near empty "sold out" showings for Captain Marvel Yea, this guy @steve1488 seems super legit whoever he is. His photo of a tiny 48 seat theater with the drapes closed was all the evidence I needed. Him and that other guy with the funny clown frog avatar both said the theater was empty. These sound like trustworthy folk and we have no reason to distrust them whatsoever.
Gabriel Green
SORRY ABOUT THOSE DRUNK RANTS. I ACTUALLY LOVE BRIE AND CAPTAIN KINO! FACT!!! not Rey tho
Ryder Rivera
>how is an employee different than anyone else? I don't know how to answer this because I don't know what conspiratorial point you're trying to make. When OP said "send out Disney employees" it makes it sound like they're telling everyone one their payroll to go out and buy tickets, when it makes more sense for them to just have a room full of people on computers buy the fuck out of everything through fandango or whatever.
Anthony Taylor
if you have enough money to throw at stuff you can do whatever you want. this isn't a new concept or anything...
>it makes more sense for them to just have a room full of people on computers buy the fuck out of everything through fandango It's even easier than that. A scam of this size would be handled with a pre-distribution deal in a boardroom and millions of tickets sales could be sold with a handshake. Ticket sales are just numbers, so you only involve the people who manage the numbers.
Conspiracy autists needlessly complicate things and always come up with grand schemes involving excessive manpower and a small army of people who keep quiet until their deathbed. No coverup can work on that scale as any ploy involving more than 8 people will crash and burn. The chance of a leak soars with each additional person brought in to participate in the conspiracy. The truthers on /pol/ have somehow never come to terms with this. They get these outlandish ideas each involving hundreds, sometimes thousands of co-conspirators.
As the trump white house proves time and time again, it is very profitable day and age to be a whistleblower. The oval office is the most secure room in the nation and it leaks any time there are 6 or more people in the room.
Nolan Torres
Stuff like that doesn't happen. Ever.
Ryan Ross
>Stuff like that doesn't happen. Ever.
Look up (((creative accounting))) mouse dick sucker!!!FACT!!!
Making a clone and screen capping it is like you getting a nigger to suck your cock, taping it then sending it to your mom as proof that Daddy is cheating on her as revenge because he didn't get you that gender reassignment surgery you desperately want, faggot!!!FACT!!!
