Tolkien wrote a long boring novel (x3) and then wrote himelf into a corner ignoring the Eagles, then had a ghost army deus ex machina to save the story
>rewatch the end of Return of the King
>laughably bad
>this is morning tv kids tier
watch it
>winner of 13 acadmy awards....
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Hackson and Tolkien both should be ashamed
Lord of the Rings
>you bow to Noaun
Who was Noaun? Why didn’t they ever continue this plot point?
>book has strider character
>no mention of strider in the film
Seemed like a pretty big character to just cut
Noaun made the tax policies in middle earth. Aragorn finally wanted them to pay their taxes they neglected to pay while they were on their journey.
What was the tax policy for keeping ghosts in a cave
In the books the "spoopy ghosts" only wiped out the pirates. Then Aragorn rallied the remaining Gondorians from the countryside fighting said pirates and joined the final battle.
Why do you think they were hiding in the caves? Being dead doesn't stop the tax man
eat shit, Middle man.
>stop liking things I don’t like!
It's confirmed that the Shire is a known tax-haven particularly for cannabis stock investments, hence why Gandalf often went there with his portfolio.
why are you guys talking about Tax??
What was Yea Forums’s tax policy for keeping these threads going?
You clearly didn't watch the extended edition
Newfag
tolkien is so overrated
imagine if jk rowling pretended to be some literary genius gifting the world with the modern mythology of harry potter
Some tomatoes and nice, crispy bacon
>he doesn’t know about taxposting
Just how fucking new are you
and for the record the socialist tax model used by the dwarves is what caused their downfall
>make Achille an insufferable Mary Sue
>add a weak point in the last chapter beacuase you wrote yourself in a corner
Wow this Homer guy is an hack!
TO-MA-TOES
Boil em mash em stick em in a stew
>Homer
Sneed
GRRM has a quote of "Whats Aragorns tax policy" context being GRRM talking about the stories he wants to tell. Its quite the meme.
what was saurons tax policy?
explain it then? There was no tax mentioned in the movie?
If it's a joke it isnt very clear or funny.
Whats funny about tax?
and Im not a newfag
Bro just give up and admit you came here last week
>You don't pay to New York fucking shits, you pay to Noaun
Soprano and LOTR on the same universe confirmed?
You didn't watch the 3 hour cut where gandalf talks about how he hides undeclared income from sauron?
Aragorn never paid back the war bonds to the Hobbits
Watch the extended cut
you guys clearly have autism.
I watched OP video and hes right it looks weird the end scene is like a cartoon
2/10 Apply yourself
Not to mention introducing "Elessar" right at the end. Was he one of the dunedain of the grey company or something?