Chadzam: kino/10

+great "big" reference
+great "Street Fighter" reference
+comedy was well balanced with the serious scenes
+movie took it's time for character development although you still wished for more time with certain characters
+the adult actors and the kid actors are flawless in making you believe they are the same person
+No SJW bullshit or identity politics
+Special effects were well done, better than the last several Marvel movies

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Fuck off shill

whats the name of that cute ADULT ebony at the end?

haha right on my brother, I enjoy the epic super cool references aswell!
the quippery is so well balanced, many laughs!
character development, special effects, it has it all!

>movie review opens with 'great references'

worthless trash confirmed

+great use of Xev Bellringer as broken down wageslave mommy who deserts her son (will probably comfort him off camera)

Meagan Good, and yes she was adorable

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Hey there Marvel, whatcha up to?!

Fuck off shill, everything in the OP is wrong

imagine unironically legitimately caring about capeshit

>Meagan Good
omg she so cute

>zoomers too young to have seen My Cousin Skeeter
Fags.

Calm down, Mickey

Have seen the trailer for this three times now at the cinema. I just don't get it. The trailer is supposed to be where you put your funny jokes, and / or things that make the movie look good so you want to see it.

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just to correct, *tiny* bit of SJW stuff, during that first mugging, where the girl was fending off the mugger fine without any help, and Cap literally tells the mugger "get woke, bro!"

CHADZAM!!!!

Shill, I hope this garbage flops

>and Cap literally tells the mugger "get woke, bro!"
That phrase has been around for decades, the SJW's just culturally appropriated it

>No SJW bullshit or identity politics
>black Shazam wizard
>white incel villain
>white crackhead mom abandons son
>latino foster parents take him in
>my multicultural-multiracial family is my real family
reminder: it's only "omg SJW agenda" when Disney does it

>knowyourmeme.com/memes/stay-woke/
1962 to be exact

>black Shazam wizard
Yeah because they spent so much time talking about how he was black.... wait.....
>white incel villain
nice projecting, faggot
>white crackhead mom abandons son
wow you mean white trash thots don't exist?
>latino foster parents take him in
so a white woman and a polynesian guy are now latino?
>my multicultural-multiracial family is my real family
wow you mean in the city of philadelphia a bunch of abandoned kids might not all be white? shocking

You've got to space these pre-written "conversations" out a little more, shill.

>objections and counter-objections do not exist on Yea Forums
Are you from Reddit?

He looks like a latte sipping faggot, go Sneed yourself.

Calm thy tits, Marvel

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I'm not criticizing those things, user.
Just pointing out that if they happened in a Marvel movie, you wouldn't here the end of it from alt-incels REEEEEEing about SJWs and the leftist agenda and how it's all a plot for white genocide.

no not at all, not even close, Captain Marvel is literally "all white men in the movie are bad and womanz can do anything they want" while this movie dos not bring up gender or race as issues at all and the main character, our hero, is one of those FUCKING WHITE MALES

The movie is just going back to the 90's era style kids media where you have all sorts of kids being friends and banding together without bringing attention to their differences

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>No SJW bullshit or identity politics
That's a "-" (minus)
This isn't reddit

>thot
this is a 18+ website buttboy

Shit, I remember her darker. What is it with Hollywood and refusing to cast hot actresses, who are actually black, not meme american black?

based and kikepilled

hey there, discord tranny

>t. thot

R E N T F R E E

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Holy shit I literally forgot this movie hadn't already flopped

>my collection of saved tranny photos
O B S E S S E D

getting triggered there, tranny?

t.16 year old ifunnyier

calm down, roastie

>damage control
lmao

>still believing he's repleying to the tranny living in his head and hdd
why don't you go be a tranny if you like them so much lmao

the roastie is getting toastie

>N-n-no you
go back to Yea Forums, kiddo

>their differences
>literally just 5 white kids and 1 nig + 1 latino?

That's right fellow DChads it's another winner.

Get your tickets now before they're all sold out because EVERYONE is going to see this kino

And make sure it's in IMAX to get a special look at the next WB masterpiece Godzilla: King of the Monsters

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>The only differences in people are racial
Try harder next time, SJW

>No SJW bullshit or identity politics
Uhhhhhh

Looks like comfy kino.
I’m taking my 12 year old sister and her friends to see it tomorrow.

Kill yourself.

>capeshit
no thanks

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Do you even know what the fuck SJW means?

Yeah, the minute every member of the cast starts sperging out how Darla is a strong, black independent woman and white men are unworthy of her we can this movie a SJW drivel.