Are American really this ADD? They can’t sit still for 3 hours?

is everyone retarded? This is a hugely popular 3-hour long movie that's mainly aimed at kids/adolescents. Of course there's going to be an intermission at the halfway point

Absolutely B A S E D

>can't go 3 hours without needing a piss

What is wrong with Americans?

>Americans have to consume so much food and drink when watching a film a website has to provide them with a battleplan for holding their Piss in
Why do Americans think they’re the greatest country again

Hang on a second...are these articles just advertisements for the movie?

SHUT IT DOWN

>third-worlders are so malnourished they don't need to piss or shit for days and can stay still for hours on end because they have no energy
lol back to /int/

>not watching 10 hours of holokino at once

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>bladder-buster
kek who writes this shit

Bottom of the barrel writers.

>reads clickbaity screencap of some adware factory and thinks it's based in reality
What is wrong with europoors and/or Australians?

And anyway it's written by a female and part of what makes females inferior to men is their inability to hold in their piss and shit. Apparently.

>bleeds every month and is super dramatic about it
>has to piss every 5 minutes
Was god drunk when he designed them?

will it break the quips and easter eggs record?

>Be American
>Have to be in an MRI for 2:30 hours
>Can't move
>Can't breath
>Loud as fuck
>Eventually cave and get let out for 10 mins because I literally cannot sit still that long without panicking
>Worst 2 hours of my life
>Doctors don't even find anything

Pls no bully, I was born this way. I can't even stay still when I sleep.

the writer of that article is just a #LITTY poster

Because despite your hollow complaints about American pissing schedules or whatever is triggering you this time, our nation still dominates yours militarily, scientifically and economically several times over and has done so for decades at this point.

>not watching 9-hour documentaries in one sitting
Plebs, the lot of you!

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just piss on the popcorn bag

All the more reason to torrent it so you don't have to suffer from the presence of other people.

>we’ve got the most bombs and most debt therefore we’re the BEST
the absolute state of that logic

That cover looks like Chinese S.T.A.L.K.E.R..

Speaking of which, now that I think about it I would play the shit out of a S.T.A.L.K.E.R. game in a Chinese setting.

Why in the hell would an MRI take that long? I've had a couple and they were like 20 minutes at most. Is it a couple hours if they do it from head to toe I assume?

Well well well

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why the fuck would you even watch capeshit

>people getting triggered by this

This is abnormal but it's a +3 hour movie that millions of people will be seeing in the same week.
Thinking about the possibility of a minor intermission in the middle is actually extremely logical and I don't see why there are people ITT triggered over it.

You idiots realize that much shorter movies back in the day frequently featured intermissions, right?

Seething

Boredom. No worse than what reason you have for viewing and posting in threads like this.

Yeah well it's easier sitting through an actual good movie as opposed to another avengers turd.

>It's ok when Marvel does it.
It feels like we're somehow on Yea Forums in a consolewar thread.

My theater did an intermission for Titanic. Never heard of it being done since.

>Thinking about the possibility of a minor intermission in the middle is actually extremely logical
Not for the capeshit studio, because without intermissions they can shove more screenings in one day and make more money in the proces. With intermission only the cinema can make more money out of drinks/popcorn.
>much shorter movies back in the day frequently featured intermissions
Intermissions were made back in the day not so the viewer can get some popcorn, but because the film reel couldn't play the entire film all at once so they have to change the reel midway through the film. And those films were made and edited with those intermissions in mind, today you don't have any of those limitations and besides a few autists like Tarantino everyone makes films intended to be seen as a whole at once.

The movie is 3 hours long and people want to spend even more time? How long would the intermission take anyway? 15 minutes is probably too short for the giant piss lines that will form due to the jumbo drinks everyone will get "cause the movie is like 3 hours long and we'll need it".

imagine not killing yourself and actually watching three hours of cancerous capeshit

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>dominates yours militarily
And you still got BTFO by one sub from Swecuckistan.

Without eating?impossible for amerilards

Stop trying soo hard autists...just enjoy the time and sleep

>Intermissions were made back in the day not so the viewer can get some popcorn, but because the film reel couldn't play the entire film all at once so they have to change the reel midway through the film.

Wrong. Intermissions were literally invented at the same time Movie Theaters were invented because people were literally not used to having to sit still for that long.

Full brain and spine
I also fucked up one picture by moving too much and had to redo like 30 mins

>4 hours when their audience struggles to watch movies over 90 minutes
womp womp

I watched Infinity war with only 2 other people in the theater
though that's because im a yuropoor in bumfuck nowhere.
If I go to the morning show on friday for Endgame i'll probably be alone

When the only form of entertainment was books, people used to read them while jumping on the trampoline.

That's not what that impies, retard.

While sitting and reading a book you could take a break whenever you wanted to piss, stretch, etc.
Not being able to do that when movies were introduced changed things. Movie Theaters had intermissions just like Drama Theaters.

Well you're lucky. Small crowd screenings are pretty rare here and the crowd the attracts blockbusters would make for a horrible experience.

Them getting coaxed into buying 2L of cola before the movie and drinking it within the first 15 minutes.

The only based answer here.
Imagine being such a shitstain that get mad at other people having fun

looks kino...any other documentaries with heavy industrial themes and style?

I sit here all fucking day.

LITTY

And do you know why Drama theaters had intermissions? To change the set production and actor costume/make up you dummy.

>yuros can easily sit around for 3+ hours
and you call us fatasses

>not just using the piss gutter

?

I wish theaters went obsolete.
Would probably buy more movies if I could just stream it with high quality as soon as the movie is released. Otherwise I have to wait months or suffer in the movie theater if I want to watch it as soon as possible.

A fat white woman with two surnames blogging about making a plan to sit through a superhero flick without pissing for 3 whole hours is a great example of life in 2019 clown world. It's unbelievable that societies aren't collapsing with this as the stuff holding it together and that we came from the previous world war to this in less than a century.

You can sit down without stuffing your face. I know it may seem impossible.

>his local kinoplex doesn't have an intermission anyway

>buys 100000 dollar LARGE Coca Cola
>surprised they have to piss within 3 hours
yikes!

Is clown world the new fedora?

Are you being hyperbolic or Venezuelan?

Hey brain and spine bro. I just had the 90 minute full brain and spine MRI myself. Only had to stop 3 times in the middle for bathroom breaks (I kid.)

I hope you're feeling better. My MRI was clean and because it was clean my neuro dumped me as a patient. Now I'm just twisting in the wind waiting to die because my nerve problems are so bad. I can't even view movies in the theater without wearing an autist sensory blocker anymore because of light and sound sensitivity. Ironically I now live a life of forced NEETdom that I would have given anything for when I was working 70 hour weeks.

Fuck doctors and fuck the MCU. I will watch the screener when it comes out and take as many bathroom breaks as I damn well please. The only things I miss are talking to Robert and feeding the theater falcon.

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the hyperbolic cheapfuck boomer of course

I can't sit down for that long, 2 hours is fine but anything after that and I start getting a restless leg. You shouldn't be sitting down for that long anyway, even on planes they tell you to get up and walk every once in a while.

I'm just going to save this movie for a plane flight someday, it'll be perfect.

nah, not ADHD, just diabetes things

Don’t forget the rice farmers either user

3 hours without a piss? Nigger, I drink like 5 litres of water a day.

Just go take a healthy pee before you sit down

>it's an eurarab thread again

>have empty 5 liter jug to piss in
>have 5 liters of piss if you get thirsty
I don't see the problem.

>t. Undiagnosed diabetes’s

It's just hype-building you fucking yurocuck.

>3 hours of mindless action and CGI vomit
I don't think I could do it to be honest. But then again I haven't seen a single MCU or DC flick and plan to keep it that way.

I had a dream about seeing Endgame. It was disjointed of course because it was a dream but it eventually turned into a horror movie. I had to sit in a chair with a fork in my pocket next to my parents sleeping in bed while the avengers cut their bodies into pieces.

Was it diabetes Yea Forums?

At least 2 hours of nothing but quips confirmed!

What happened to the 10 min intermissions you usually got for 3 hour movies, so you can go pee get new drinks, movie your legs and light a fag?

...

>tarantino makes foot flick over 3 hours
>OMG CAN'T WAIT
>marvel makes interesting film for over 3 hours
>WTF NO

>marvel makes interesting film
When did that happen?

3 hours is considered long?

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Nah thats bullshit... that movie is 3 hours long. So with adds, seating and cleaning you can show it once every four hours. If the cinemas open from 12-2 you can show it exactly 3 times... 10 minute break is gonna do shit on how often it can be watched.

Also I'm pretty sure I had an intermission in some other overly long marvel movie - can't remember which one tho.

that doesn't work in america because everybody fights for better seats or holds it and scoots to the best ones while other people leave

Endgame

Why the fuck not have numbered seating?

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>oh no I can't drink 2 gallons of soda

Murrika must be bombed.

kek this article can't be real

Dunno - I only know the kraut movie experience - which basically is you sit silently in the seat you ordered and every human interaction that isn't appropriate laughter gets shunned by stares of death while it's you public duty to escort people who clap during the credits to the next bus to the handicapped workshop.
And I wouldn't like it any other way.

I love being white.

Are there countries (besides India) where movies have intermissions? The last movie I remember having an intermission was Ghandi. Having a break would be great. Seems like it would be good business for the movie theaters. But I guess they don't have a say in that.

+2 hours is a long time for me...I don't buy drinks at the concession stand if the movie is long. I'll have to give myself a liquid embargo a couple of hours before Endgame starts. My bladder ain't what it used to be.

>watch harry potter movie
>they clap at the end of every feast

Marvel movies are made for ADD audiences. They are scientifically designed to be halfway watched while playing on your phone. Quips are actually genius when put into this perspective, as they serve a very specific purpose.

The primary function of quips is to contend with smartphones for the attention of the audience. A short, easily digestible joke is usually enough to get audience members to briefly look up from their smartphones to laugh. Even if it isn't in and of itself, the peer pressure from other audience members laughing should get any individual who missed the quip to look up and laugh as well. However, a balance must be met. Too many quips, and the audience will become tired of looking up from their phones and stop paying attention altogether. Too few, and the audience will zone out entirely during a lull in quips and subsequently not even notice when another quip finally occurs. To that end, Marvel movies have found the perfect qpm (quips per minute) to (mostly) keep the attention of the average moviegoer (which through my estimation is roughly an average of 3-5qpm).

Of course, the actual qpm must be tailored to every specific movie and scene. During action heavy scenes, a lower qpm is more acceptable, as the spectacle on screen makes it somewhat easier to get the attention of the audience. However, during dialogue heavy scenes, the qpm must be heavily ramped up, to ensure that the audience does not miss any important plot points. Similarly, individual quips are often paired with key plot points, because otherwise the audience would miss the plot points and become confused.

I'm curious to see how audiences respond to a 3 hour Marvel movie. Will their formula still function throughout such a long timespan? Or will audience members give up around the 2 hour mark and stare only at their phone, regardless of whether the appropriate qpm is utilized or not? It's hard to say, honestly, but we will find out soon.

Intermissions were common in old movies from the 60s. Even Patton has an intermission. Nowadays we've crept back up to super long movies without really making it official so we don't have intermissions.

So this is gonna be the last Marvel movie right? I mean it's there in the name. "Endgame".

It's going to be the last of this "series" and a bunch of characters will be retired or recast.

Please, they will milk it until it starts to cost them money to make them, even if you factored in all the product placement and add deals.

>because the film reel couldn't play the entire film all at once so they have to change the reel midway through the film.
Now, I’ve seen that Columbo episode and the changing of the reels happens rather quickly by using two projectors and no intermission is needed.

Why aren't intermissions a thing anymore?

Dude, americans aren't able to not stuff their faces in with everything they come across. Do you think they are able to not drink 2 liters of drinks during a movie?
I honestly don't understand why people walk out during movies. I was able to go to see movies even after going to the gym and I managed (I usually drink so much during my workouts that I got to take a piss multiple times during the next two hours)

Drinking water is HEALTHY, amerifat.

>"I have a plan... piss"

Lern2 plan ahead nigga

Black panther 2 & 3

Captain marvel 2 & 3 now that it’s been such a huge hit

GOTG 3 with Gunn back (incels btfo again)

Spider-Man 2

Eternals

Cinemas should really have intermissions for any film over two hours.

all movies in my local theater have a break in the middle so people go and buy more drinks

I have chronic non bacterial prostatitis so can't do much. Life sucks. When you both become and adult and actually grow up you realize there's more to a story than just what's on the surface.

Never had any personal experience of this meme. Seattle's pretty big but everyone I see is fucking fit and eats healthy. In the theaters too. This is either some stupid East Coat thing or I'm just exceptionally lucky I guess.

Wat

Anyone who can't put their phone down for a few hours is a social media addicted loser

lol

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It's just the final episode of the season..

Unironically, "it was a different time". Everyone is fucking zoomer scum or zoyboy Marveltards, or "YAAAS SLAY GIRL" these days. 0 attenzione span.

Yeah Americans totally weren't obese and stupid in 2003

Spider-Man FFH is in theaters July 3rd.

Is it uncommon for a movie theatre to have a break during the movie?

>it was a different time
kek

LotR reminds me of how fake the right's outrage is. Right-wing media basically just started --telling-- their auto-voters what they're supposed to be angry about. It didn't depend on anything else. You don't tell them, they don't see it, they don't care. Pure tribalism.

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This, the MCU is just a big tv show. Endgame is the last episode of the current infinity arc.

the state of amerishart """""journalism"""""

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Literally nobody on this board that isn't a reddit tourist said that

>movieplebs thinking intermissions are inherently plebeian when opera, an artform infinitely times more intricate and superior to cinema has them

This won't be a problem when Captain Marvel 8 comes out and we all have robot bodies.

t. abject retard

Some people have matured and reached ages where they are politically aware, since that's a film now 16 years old. Or are you expecting children to have had full awareness and crystallised political thoughts while watching a LOTR film?
Also we've only seen more and more of leftist bias in media since then; it didn't start in the early 2000s but it was less constant and concentrated. If people were to get pissed off over the first instance of this liberal agenda pushing, you'd come out and call them oversensitive. The reality is it's taken a while for people to get tired of it and start pushing back and you are retarded enough to go "lol hypocrites, you didn't complain about it back when it was less noticeable and more diffuse". You really a fucking moron.

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This guy gets it.

Opera has intermissions to change the set production design and the costume/make up of the actors you dummy.

Even classical concerts have 20 min breaks in between pieces, even when they have the same orchestra setup.

Wanting to have a small break after more than an hour of sitting is an absolutely legitimate argument and need and no amount of incel bitching will change that.

You think those breaks in concerts is for the audience?
Man you really are a true dum dum

>diameribetes cant sit for 3 hours without pissing themselves
mlao

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Oh so that's why Wizard of Oz had that weird fade to black in the middle when the Cowardly Lion jumps through the window
I've been wondering that since I was a kid but never looked into it

This shit is so old. I hope endgame kills off the hype media.

>Ameripiss forgetting Titanic was 3 hours

the lot of you has never done a dry fast and it's really showing.
Just don't consume anything a few hours before abd during the movie.

I can not piss for 2-3 days even if I drink normally, and I frequently piss only once a day without even thinking about it.

Why would you have to do that, eat and drink before if you want, just go piss right before the screening and that's it.

If you have to piss every hour you have a legitimate physical problem

Intermissions should honestly come back. Lawrence of Arabia and Space Odyssey are honestly all the better with them. Cinemas just want to squeeze in as many screenings a day as possible.

>Lawrence of Arabia and Space Odyssey are honestly all the better with them.
Because they were made with them in mind

I already don't go to the movies because seeing a 2hr movie is a 5hr trip all up. I don't need even more time wasting added.

Problem isn’t sitting there for 3 hours it’s sitting in a room full of loud annoying niggers for 3 hours. You also have to remember white Americans will sit there clapping for the whole movie chanting USA and will laugh hysterically at every single little quip. Of course there’s always the chance someone can’t take it anymore and decides to shoot the place up so you're always on edge and ready to run. It’s simply a really shitty experience all around

why would you force yourself to watch 3 hours of capeshit?

And pisspoor Slavs shooting down their pride and joy state of the art stealth bomber with obsolete soviet AA made in the 70’s as well as gypsies making outdoor shitters out of its wings.

why would anyone force himself to endure watching that absolute piece of garbage?

Sounding is apparently pleasurable though.

I hope a cute girl pisses herself next to me, that’s my fetish

I wish..

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>paying $20 when watching on your TV is OBJECTIVELY a much better experience
tell me when it's on netflix disneyshills

not pissing myself for this

I have my snacks, big gulp, and diapers ready.

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3 hours movies died in the 80's fags

I keep myself well hydrated so I usually urinate every 1 1/2 - 3 hours or so. It's not about being ADD it's about keeping the fluids moving.

spot the italian

>watching on your TV is OBJECTIVELY a much better experience
maybe if you live in ameriland where you have to deal with clapping subhumans, otherwise no

Based socially awkward user

BREHS

Differents times, user. Nowadays, two full hours is too much for a hit movie.

Snuppa was the best wetting girl. Now she’s married with two white Norwegian kids

I pray the rock never makes a 3 hour comedy, the theatre would look like a tsunami hit it by the end.

Britain got their ass handed by Africans and no one mentions it.

I think you fundamentally misunderstand ADD/ADHD if you think a capeshit-lowest-common-denominator-soulless-corporate-cash-grab is the appetite of the 2.5% of the population with ADD/ADHD.

women pee every ten minutes

It has nothing to do with Americans. People who don't sit on 4channel all day have trouble staring braindead at a screen for hours on end.
#justnormiethings

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Does the 3 hours include the credits which are basically mandatory to sit through for capeshits

You have to undestand the American Marvel Movie goer mind
They Cheer stand up and clap over every quip. doing that for 3 hours is really tiring for them

See for yourself: youtube.com/watch?v=-j0p-wZ9TNI

i just drink a bunch of water before the movie so I don't get to thirsty during it then I just go to the bathroom before the movie begins

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uhh.. based..? Where's the naharis bit?