Are American really this ADD? They can’t sit still for 3 hours?
Are American really this ADD? They can’t sit still for 3 hours?
Luke Wright
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Ryan Nelson
For Marvel fans? Yes.
For Americans? Lord of the Rings Return of the King was over 3 hours.
Matthew Bell
>not having a catheter installed for the premier
Fucking plebs
Oliver Walker
>sitting through 3 hours of capeshit
If I had to choose between shoving a screwdriver down my urethra and that, it would seriously be a hard choice.
Owen Turner
Kek, same
Andrew Brooks
And most of them wore diapers to be able sit through the whole movie
Jackson Phillips
Just scoot forward on your seat a little, slip your dick through the placket of your underwear and pants, and relieve yourself right then and there on the floor in front of you. I do it all time, never been caught. It's just piss, they mop the place up because of spilt soda anyway. You paid good money to see that movie, it shouldn't be assumed that you just have to pick what 5 minutes you wanna miss out of courtesy to the custodians.
Austin Allen
diabetics need to pee more often
also sitting for long periods of time makes you less able to run from the theater shooter
Brody Stewart
Plebs on this very board cry that BR2049 is too long.
Lincoln Young
>Americans
But honestly, it's just nu-bloggers etc. padding out their daily posts with filler content. They have to create a certain amount of posts with current topics.