Former sex symbols who've hit the wall.
I'll start.
Former sex symbols who've hit the wall.
I'll start.
She just needs to quit eating pastries and drinking so much wine and she will be fine
>Former
So all of them, you fucking mouthbreather.
Also
>hit the wall
It's called getting old, you dumb fuck
MarlonBrandoInBriefsStandingInWindow.jpeg
was Judd ever considered a sex symbol? i never found her particularly attractive.
ENVISION
This. Fuck these faggot threads.
t. boomers who were attractive in high school but turned into ugly prunes with age
t. Lara Flynn Boyle
Hows your menopause going
He was worse back in 2007.
t. oasty roasty
This. A Street Car Named Desire Era he was the pinnacle of male aesthetic. I’m not sure if you can even call him JUSTed since he didn’t give a fuck about anything, but it was an incredible transformation
Anyone has the captcha?
>wouldn't fuck the Dad Ranger
faggot with poor taste
>left: when you have to struggle for your next pay check and pussy
>right: when everything is handed to you on a silver plate
Success isn't as cracked up as it seems to be. People who achieve all their dreams have no where to go but down. Never get rid of the struggle.
Wait. Hol' up.
Is that prime Carrie Fisher beside him?
Yeah better to just always be at the bottom ay ha ha
He's currently working in Hollywood taking all the Dad roles. He was also a former real-life EMT and paramedic.
Even on the right Brando struggled with his eating. He was constantly ballooning in weight and losing it until he just stopped giving a fuck.
t. Sisyphus
This is the big one.
Brando a CUTE! A CUTE!
This is what losers actually believe
She looks a lot more fresh-faced there than I'd have expected.
oh wait there's a good case to be made for me being BETTER than EVER
more like ate the wall
Jason is the most based gay in history. Tommy might not be gay but he's a fucking piece of shit faggot.
He's lookin' good. You can never turn bad a Chad.
SEETHING ROASTIE
jej
Marlon used to fuck handsome young Montgomery Clift in the ass and generally use him like a bitch. Hottest gay couple ever.
Lara Flynn Boyle
Did she get bit by a bee or a scorpion on the face?
One of the most beautiful men that ever lived desu
think they went to ram ranch?
>most based gay in history
He didn't star in gay porn. That wasn't him.
danke
>It's called getting old, you dumb fuck
no it's called "after a certain age you have to stop drinking and doing drugs and start working out"
He was a sex symbol? Was he not in a children's show?
kek'd and check'd
what age?
Jesus Christ
>Lara Flynn Boyle
yikes
Oh well, I still would
Monica Bellucci is in her 50s and I still find her more attractive than most mid twenties actresses.
>People who achieve all their dreams have no where to go but down
How would you know?
Monica Bellucci is an outlier. Most people in general will never look that good
But they do if they look after their health. Caliming that getting old automatically makes you an ugly mess is pure cope for lazy bastards.
>But they do if they look after their health
Fucking retard. Stop posting.
Every excuse in the book to distract from the fact that eating healthy and exercising means you wouldnt be such a fuck up, eh?
>Monica Bellucci
Thanks, but I'll pass
Look at these pictures and tell me you dont feel anger. I feel a deep hatred for life itself. Is this why mass genocides happen? An elite section is able to mobilise en mass this dark side of humanity.
Is this why rape and murder againsy civilians are instruments of war?
Hatred breeds destruction. Maybe thats why certain people are attracted to certain ideologies.
Lol. Post pics of yourself or gtfo, you literal LARPer
Jay stole his life force and soul
>Oh no, look at these two single pictures. They surely capture the spectrum of what is wrong with humanity
Please don't procreate
>*dodges the wall like she dodged the oven*
Take your meds
youre a fucking single celled organism. youre a fucking caveman with blunt force head trauma. Fuck you, Bellucci is a goddess on earth and youre not fit to inhale the dust that arises when she walks on a dirt road you fucking troglodyte. Ill fucking kick your ass, kid. Fuck you.Fucking bitch ass motherfucker.
She may have dodged the wall, but those eyes know that the wall is lurking in every corner.
>missing the point this hard
Respond to the argument or fuck off
I feel nervous looking at her face
Kek. Please, stop posting.
Based marlon and Monty
>tfw Mike will never go through a midlife crisis that causes him to become a stud like Jay
probably cuz you know she stole a bunch of shit and security is on the way
i hate to be the one to tell you she's caked in makeup but that's not what she would look like in the context of most of these other wall photos user
Moira looking good
faggot toastie
damn
spotlight killed her career
aspie its time to stop posting and jerk off to fortnite
Pussywillows, Dottie.
HARVESTED
Happens a lot
He's actually pretty thin now. Pretty soon, he'll reach 1993 levels of fitness.
She was cute. She's a really good and underated actress though. Her movie about clinical depression was Kino.
>oh no she's married to Justin Timberlake and has a few fine lines on her eyes, what will she do
at least these people were happy in their lives sometimes, me , my life is worthless and sad, i am a 38 years old ugly loser weak virgin,
Lmao it's the girl from the OC
>She was cute.
true
>She's a really good and underated actress though.
not true
Pretty normal for /fit/ fags to balloon up when they don't/can't exercise.
Oh, so Austin is actually getting work now?
Watch Helen and you'll see how good she is in a movie that isn't Hollywood trash.
Throw a cheeseburger at him, Jack!
Threadly reminder that Patrick Warburton went from Chad to Dad and still looks great.
He looks like one of those clay molded faced dudes from spy kids
WRONG.
Its britney bitch
damn, carrie's stunt double got that butterface
So it's not only coke that she had up her nose.
Based Dad Bod.
IT ONLY WORKS FOR MEDITERRANEAN WOMEN
You can call lazy life
So, look at this actress
51 years old
POT ROAST
if beauty is the only thing beautiful women have, then why don't they try to preserve it? in italy you can see 30-35yo women with the skin of a 20yo... don't smoke, drink in moderation and follow the diet of one of the most healthy countries of your choice. it's that easy
I really don't understand this meme, did boomers actually think this was sexy back in the day?
>he doesn't know the pasta
>woman drinking a fucking bottle of jw in her car while parked at a supermarket
>she seemed sad
Actually true. She was hot as Envy.
Post your pic and show us your beauty regimen, user.
Looking like a damn Runescape gnome.
I will never get over how realer than real life this meme is
God's Blood, how could we let her get to this?
>micha looking good
Im glad. I dropped her as a waifu, but good to see her healthy again
I can now confidently say that I have the same body as Marlon Brando.
PONDER
Looks like he got his mothers milk from a boil
Someone post Jennifer love Hewitt
lol she lost her thunder thighs?
Post sex symbols that get better with age. I'll start.
Why is she so smug?
She turned into Kristen Wiig
based
lmao
yikes dog
That was for her role as Chun-Li in Street Fighter.
she looks fine
I'm... okay with this. I mean, Wiig's strangely hot, or at least was in Welcome to Me.
Gets me rockhard
I feel sorry for you, user.
Damn. I'm thinking Mischa Barton is back.
She has a very nice face, but her body is meh. Still would daily of course.
That's not smug, it's gassy.
Nikki Blonsky from the movie Hairspray is lookin' fine af.
She went easy on the bogging. Pretty good for a natural pic, plus her ass is hall of fame tier
Ray Liotta looks like the Cryptkeeper now.
GROSS
Oh god, I want to tittyfuck her so bad.
I still think she should have been Captain Marvel.
Nah, he looks like Gary Oldman in Hannibal.
looks like those fags from the grinch
>pic unrelated
>never gave birth
Might be the reason
BDH is obese
Jenna Fischer is my ideal woman and I want to pump load after load into her dorky milf pussy.
She's hotter chubby, just look at Nosedive
This faggot again
Was about to post this
she just ate someone
This is why you need a licensed architect.
What the hell is that?
Kween
Is she supposed to be ugly here? Because I'm seeing the opposite.
You're really retard
>dodging the wall and crashing right into crazy
would hopelessly try to breed this post menopausal woman till my dick vains exploded and i died from heart attack
You need to be kicked in the balls until your brain starts working
Have sex.
And he still has that voice. The man is pure sex.
Another man ruined by the succubus Taylor Swift.
Best looking woman without makeup in hollywood I would not be surprised if you were a whale
Get your weight up, not your hate up.
EXCELLENT post.
>>Former
>"So all of them, you fucking mouthbreather."
>spergging out over someone elses phrasing
>demonstrates a complete lack of reading comprehension
former sex symbols.....who hit the wall hard.
You can get old and not have hit the wall. You may even be sexy but may not be a sex symbol anymore. But some former sex symbols did not just get old they straight up got BUSTED.
She's still a sex symbol and probably she will never see the wall
I just want to see those mommy milkers before I die, is that too much to ask? How many more fap sessions do I have to dedicate to Jenna before she comes to pay me a visit?
t. rostie
just a bit old compared to prime season 1/2 Annie from Community. Her eye sockets have deepened and she just looks generally older. She's one of those people who's attractiveness was built around her looking young and cute. That's why Gillian Jacobs has aged better, because she was attractive for a different reason.
What does that to a female face? I've been on a date on sunday with a girl with the same issue. I felt repulsed, desu.
She’s living in a state of irony
El goblino
still really good
what's your point?
calm down you retarded shitstain
too good
huh?
Masterfully baited sir. The Yea Forums tards love this woman.
When your older it's harder to hide your flaws with makeup like young roasties do.
I will KILL you with my bare hands
man Marlon was one hot piece of shit
damn, there is really retarded people here today
She looks way cuter without the makeup
Lmao is that CBG19?
I'll put your mom in a headlock bitch
yesh
>slightly muscular, nothing too crazy
>sex symbol
Was this actually considered peak masculinity back in the day?
Nowadays every male actor has to be roided as fuck and look like a greek god
>People who achieve all their dreams have no where to go but down.
cope
>from main character to side kick
Wasn't hot to begin with
Too much of a goblin face desu
Muscles accentuate good looks to an extent but let's not pretend Chris Evans can look bad
That's a sick fucking schnoze she got there. Never noticed it before. Whoever works with lighting in her videos is a fucking wizard.
GOD DAMN IT
>gay
Brando was bi
25
35
t. 36 year old boomer
>white women that aged like milk thread
Yawn
This. You're objectively not young after 25 anymore. Your body stops growing.
Hell's bells thank fuck I'm male and the wall is more of a ramp. How do women NOT kill themselves past a certain age?
Oh shit that was captain foot fungus? Never realized
IF I COULD TURN BACK TIME
Wiig looks much better as a skelly.
WTF did Famke Janssen do to her face.
Thanks for that contribution, auntie.
this cunt is pissed because everyone is she's an idiot
Kek
What is this transformation arc called? What mode is this?
>because everyone is she
Makes me sad.
It's literally just the hairline and the Tintin look. He looks alright if she shaves.
God tier facial aesthetics. It's like a generic manly video game character come to life.
HOW IS SHE STILL SO FUCKING CUTE
PLEASE KEEP UP WITH THE JENNA POSTING
The fact that Justin Timberlake gets to shoot loads into her whenever he pleases drives me to drink.
not same user, I love Bellucci as anyone but I think she has abused botox recently
And he's playing an alcoholic cokehead NEET in that film
I'm not gonna lie, I'd still marry Monica Bellucci and i'm 25 years younger
It's like his face is stuck in cringe mode and he's trying to break from it.
You don't let the call get straight to voicemail
Bad pic, faggot.
Her now.
>he never mistyped words
but there you have
this cunt is pissed because everyone thinks she's an idiot
why? :(
The Trump
>he never proofread his own post
Tom Selleck is proof you can continue to look good into middle age if you're naturally handsome
That picture is from the movie Powder Blue and she has makeup.
DRUMPF?
NEETs can't afford to be cokeheads
so that's what sucking gallo's dick does to a person
I didn't know Greg Sestero did movies apart from The Room?
>What are rich parents
He's a spoiled NYC brat who lives in a massive loft and drives around the city in a classic car
attacking what someone mistyped is the lowest type of defense
Is Susan Sarandon the only celeb woman who looked good at an old age?
>attacking
>defense
Pick one
Learn english
She never was a Sex Symbol.
Just a nepotist hyped to seventh sky.
Katherine Hepburn
Goldie Hawn hung around longer than she should have
Jane Seymour has aged very well.
Lucy Liu
Asian women are never attractive
>Jane Seymour
Consider me surprised, that's prime GILF material.
and smelly
Do not you know irl you need defend and then attack in milliseconds?
once again, use grammar, semantic, mistyped, etc, etc it's very low.
>Do not you know irl you need defend and then attack in milliseconds?
Wacky Iraqi needs to go backi to school
and you need a boot in your face
Did you spend 4 minutes trying to spell "boot?"
Chantix pilled
and that's a good thing
and you are here waiting for replies
ha ha ha ha
I'd put my Jew in her oven and/or gas chamber, get what I mean ?
I've got 9 tabs open, does the Wacky Iraqi not know about Yea Forums X? Does his 17 year old phone not have it?
Thought that was Nick Cave for a second
Women are spooky :(
OHNONNONONONONOPFFFFFHAHAHAHA
>gah! fuck!
Meatloaf looks nice with a little foundation.
debbie, she never had it all. I think she's up to like one prozac a day, and he husband is a CPA
>full make up during shower
pffhaah, sure, old hag, sure
Can you dumb it down a little
If this is the Chantix effect, I'd rather keep smoking
this one makes me so sad. she used to be adorable
1 - hot
2 - fine
3- hot
4 - gift from God
5 - hot
6 - sexy witch
7 - two months in Hollywood
8 - cocaine
9 - "I would like to talk with your manager"
10 - Swedish football play going to a party with Neymar
not having English as a first language is not as bad as having mental disorders
>the lion came back to finish the job
F
This is firsthand knowledge you're imparting.
That wasn't the wall. That's crippling alcoholism.
this guy fucks
>Yea Forums X
and sorry Yea Forums isn't my lifestyle. I post eventually
>type it in
>click twice
>lifestyle
Still using dial up?
What did she do that changed her look so much? Veneers?
formerly feeds
you're arguing stupid things
I'm arguing with a stupid thing
>That picture is from the movie Powder Blue and she has no makeup.
ftfy
why you have a mirror close to your pc?
>have make up on during the day
>take picture before you get in the shower
>wash off makeup
ok
>arguing with means looking at
Here's a free do-over, you should use it on your education but you can use it on that post if you want.
Bad lighting, check out her Instagram for prime cutie mommy mode.
Always my qt
She lost weight for glow because they wanted that ugly-hot girl 80s trope
>lol just use MySpace angles and Photoshop dude
I saw a picture of her filming the new Hills for MTV and she gained all of the weight back.
He looked great in The Night Manager though.
I doubt you're smart
>monster at large
>not watching her live videos and stories about making bread or going out with friends
lol'ing at your Jenna-less life, my dude.
Helen Mirren is fine she is 73.
If you are natural pretty at an younger age and you don't do surgeries you will be fine.
If you need makeup to look good at 25 you won't
Oh shit, the Wacky Iraqi's going for the jugular today. More fire in your fingers than at your closest airport.
Left is better for sure. Looks like a prostitute with make up.
i liked helen mirren more but i think she got plastic surgery and looks like shit now
I'd still bang Helen Mirren
by scandinavian standards she's a 4/10 on a good day
you're still a fool
Kate Beckinsale
She used to be so hot.
Age is s terrible curse
Trent would’ve looked like shit or been dead if he kept going the way he was
I would still be her pusy slave!
I'm mirin Mirren.
her body is perfect
Damn. Is that Brock samsons voice? Nigga got a superman bod.
Ugh...JW Red...
I’m glad I’m not the only one who thinks this
NEW THREAD
WHOA FUCK
British genes lmao
what Fred Armisen character is this from?
Completely fine
haaaaa nice
Glenn Close looks good. She had some work down but it's not bad.
Dr Quinn, is that you?! Damn. Good for her!
He cleans up really well. He's still hot, he just bums around too much.