Sam..help
Did this guy do anything right in the entire movie? Samwise was the proper hero
AHHHHHHHh
Isaac Barnes
Angel Howard
I remember catching LOTR on TV with my dad. After watching it for half an hour he said
>why is this Frodo kid crying and whimpering all the time, Jesus
Xavier Perry
>Aragorn made Frodo exempt from paying taxes but not Sam
Lincoln Walker
did you explain to your dad how oppressive sauron's tax policy was on hobbitfolk?
Easton Murphy
>mithril armor shirt
>doesn't provide enough coverage to protect against getting stung in the chest
Jordan Evans
Umm thats kind of the point...by the end of ROTK Sam was the real hero
Bentley Moore
He got stung in the neck.
Also why the fuck does a spider have a stinger.
Liam Foster
demon spider, it can have a stinger if it wants to
Brayden Bennett
>implying sam wouldnt of fallen victim yo the ring if he held it.
Austin Walker
did your moron of a father not catch the power of the ring seeing how it corrupted bilbo and glum?
Jacob Wood
>He got stung in the neck.
No he wasn't. Later on when you see him without a shirt the sting mark is clearly on his upper chest area.
Jose Gonzalez
He carried the ring, dumbfucks
Jaxon Hall
Boo fucking hoo.
Nathan Roberts
He was carrying the fucking ring nigga, he carried it right into Mordor. I'd like to see Samwise carry that fuckin ring himself
Blake Ramirez
That’s from the morgul blade
Levi Butler
This, any fuckhead can swing a sword, no one else has Frodo's strength of will
Bentley Morgan
obviously the sting slided in one of the armor holes because it was very thin
Adam Adams
No, faggot. The sting is on the other side of his chest, and round.
Nathaniel Bennett
Was that supposed to be hard? It's a fucking ring
Jack Diaz
ur mum is just a woman but she's still a massive burden, ask ur dad
Brayden Mitchell
My friends.... you pay taxes to no one
Luke Ross
>glum
kek
Colton Allen
Based taxposter