>Unicorn.Store.2017.1080p.NF.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.x264-NTG
>Unicorn.Store.2017.1080p.NF.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.x264-NTG
>Unicorn.Store.2017.1080p.NF.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.x264-NTG
>Unicorn.Store.2017.1080p.NF.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.x264-NTG
>Unicorn.Store.2017.1080p.NF.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.x264-NTG
>A woman named Kit receives a mysterious invitation that would fulfill her childhood dreams.
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ARE ANY FELLOW BRIEBROS EXCITED FOR THIS OBVIOUS ALLEGORY TO HER COMING OUT OF THE CLOSET WITH GAY SYMBOLS SUCH AS UNICORNS??
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>*crickets*
She needs to be hotter. I've never even gotten a boner from her, desu.
Fuck yeah!
Does she show feet in this?
>A Brie Larson Vehicle
>Made by Brie Larson
After watching her Wired interview thing I am fully convinced this woman is one of the biggest low-functioning narcissists in the public eye.
If she was less attractive she would be that chick that hangs out at Magic: the Gathering stores to get cheap passes made at her by grognards.
It's not narcissism if you're actually the best though.
This woman is a sad person, deep inside...
NO DOUBT
have sex
also go get your feet fixed.
the movie is about her dating a black guy
What makes something a "vehicle"?
>can't act
>plastic body
>shitty musician
>amazingly stupid
What is she best at?
Farming incel tears
it's a way of saying a film or show created for, or even by a specific actor. They drive it. Often times it's a failure because it's the actor calling in favors or nepotism to bring together the work, but at the end of the day it's just shit nobody cares about.
paid for by disney bux
I love Brie! Downloading it now.
do you see her smile in this?
Why does she look so much more cuter here?
no disney agenda
lol imagine wanting to actually watch that
It's like when her parents bought her a music career. But now her parents are the mouse
she should do a full nudity sex scene
Who on earth besides retarded 14 year old girls want to watch a film called unircorn store
she is a fucking awful actress and person
disgusting pig with a disgusting rotting toe
Now she is purposely doing it
Thats gunna be a yikes from me pal
That fish...
>pic
Is that a Coca-Cola-branded magazine holster on her hip? I'm a gunlet who can't into /k/.
That's pretty mean user.
Watch her DP/30 and SAG-AFTRA interviews, not that Wired trash.
Who is this made for? I know that’s a big thing for her, so I don’t want to waste my time discussing it before knowing if I can hold a valid opinion of the film.
does she get the unicorn? i cant actually find that anywhere
oh fuck off kik
Just look at that poster, it's literally for Tumblr creatures, plus thirsty capeshitters
Why is Samu EL Hackson in this too? Isn’t that weird?
She wants black men to be gods in cinema
Vehicle = everyone gets a ride
Is it true she used her white privilege to cast herself in the lead roll and then cast Sam Jackson as some sort of magical negro type?
Singles confirm
>be Disney
>in talks with Fox for decades about acquisition
>Captain Marvel due for release in a few months
>get close to striking a deal to acquire Fox
>deal will mostly be paid in shares in Disney stock
>deal will finalize after Captain Marvel release
>can't have Captain Marvel bomb, which would reduce Disney's stock value
>movie is projected to not do too well, especially in China
>can't bomb
>send employees to buy out entire Captain Marvel showings around the nation
>YouTube changes algorithm
>RT redesign
>RT stops accepting reviews below threshold
>Metacritic drops user scores
>"Journalists" in a tizzy
>Twitter in a tizzy
>Half empty theaters
>insanely low critic and user scores (the ones they let be posted)
>Hollywood accounting
>Prelude to the biggest movie ever
>Captain Marvel becomes 6th most profitable release in movie history
>but numerous reports of empty or near empty "sold out" showings for Captain Marvel
>Fox thinks these numbers are legit, finalizes the deal
>movie tanks in China
>Disney shares drop slightly
>Fox gets fucked over
>The Mouse gets away with it?
It's not just the Disney/Fox merger, they also had to top WB/DC's Wonder Woman which did 821 mill worldwide. Anything less than a billion would have been seen as a failure.
Plus you have to take into account that Feminazi's and their SJW white guilt numale closet faggot virtue signaling lapdogs are easy marks who will white knight someone (Anita Sarkeesian) or something (Captain Marvel) using their own money like the suckers they are and all because Daddy (The Patriarchy) didn't love them and hand life to them on a silver platter!!!FACT!!!
Don't listen to those other retards, a 'vehicle' is a project that is going to propel ones career forward
Hollywood (((executives))) have been fucking this skank since she was a child which is why they've been relentlessly shilling her. They tried to make her a TV star, then a popstar, now they gave her an Oscar and a billion dollar grossing movie as the new lead of the biggest film franchise in history, all unearned.
Seriously, she must have MAJOR dirt on some powerful people because she's a complete and utter zero charisma non-entity!!!FACT!!!
>Is it true she used her white privilege to cast herself in the lead roll and then cast Sam Jackson as some sort of magical negro type?
It's TFA again, prop up idealized feminist cartoon character at the expense of the black male co-star!!!FACT!!!
Lol I like your posts
>conspiracy
>conspiracy
>conspiracy
>conspiracy
>conspiracy
>buzzword
>buzzword
>buzzword
>buzzword
Are you really so delicate you simpering pussy?
Don't forget the supporting black male gets more character development than the white female.
But she's an academy award winning actress! How could this happen?
ANSWER ME
The unicorn was a metaphor.
woah deep
Convince me on why this movie is good.
he wont
>Are you really so delicate you simpering pussy?
And how do you feel that a white woman stole the role of a character that was originally black?!?FACT!!!
Glad youre helping take down these incels, they are really fucking annoying, they need to stop whining and join the real fight, WE WANT THE TRUTH ZRUMP, WE KNOW YOU COLLUDED WITH THE RUSSIANS AND THE CHINANS AND THE KOREANS AND THE NAZIANS!!!! NO MORE BLURMPFT!!!
have sex, incellulars
What's wrong, Goose got your tongue, faggot?!?FACT!!!
wheels
BRIE IS JEWISH
BRI IS JERWISH
BRIE IS JEWISH!
JEW ALERT!!
fuck jannies
French Canadian actually. Then again, a leaf is a leaf.
Uh don't you know that Yea Forums hates Brie Larson?
She was in a marvel movie about a girl instead of a boy and we HATE that. Especially her gross toes! (Ew lol)
The trailer looked embarrassingly bad. Disney Channel Original movie tier
She was actually pretty cute and fuckable when she was a kid. Ummm FACT!!
back to r/movies friend
Watching this kino right now!!!!!
butterfly on wrist, interesting
its fun to imagine a courtroom in the near future with a prosecutor flipping through dozens of tweets like this to a gravely silent jury
Her personal projects are toxic as hell, after making a white saviour movie with that pajeet she made this one with a magical negro trope.
How is she still allowed to exist on twitter?
She looks better now.
best thing about this movie is hamish linklatter his deadpan humor is top notch
>watch trailer
>quirky MPDG has to get a real adult job after the art critics didnt like her splashing random colors all over the wall :(
>but it's ok because a magical letter came through the mail
>an invitation to a magical store where you never have to grow up and do mean dumb adult things :D
>also she gets blacked :----DDDDD
Have sex
Honk honk!
welcome to clownworld
Kit a cute and perfect
>French Canadian actually
Explains her shit attitude and lack of personal hygiene!!!FACT!!!
she's ok
what the fuck is that consensus blurb? it's good but it's good?
so fucking cute love girls with square jaws
You need to dilate for a few more months.
So do I but Brie is disgusting inside out.
Watch Brie's movie, or she'll crash the plane with no survivors.
i'm going to watch it right now
In the movie Room they talked about Brie Larson farting. That's all I really care about.
is this about the gays?
we get it, she's rich.
antifungal prescription pills for toenail fungus have to be within her budget
Huge Brie fan here but I can't force myself into watching it.
Make another drama like Room. Just stick to drama entirely.
The real unicorn was inside her all along?
It really doesn't cost that much to fly like that. Consider getting out more.
So her new leak pics
are gonna be bad as the first pictures right?
Definitely Brie is /our/ woman
Never understood the premise of this movie. Is she ironically redpilling everyone on the fact that white women have more privilege than white men? Is she trying to say that white women can only achieve their dreams by partnering with black men? Is she trying to say that if you're an adult you shouldn't have to be a productive member of society?
Is she just trying to project her own autism out into the world and this is the only way she can do it without people calling her autistic?
So many questions. No answers.
fuck this garbage nobody actually cares about this vapid hor
SNEED!
This
lol
>So her new leak pics
wat
So shes that weird red head “gamer” chick that Yea Forums and Yea Forumsused to be upset about? I only ever saw her in doctor horrible
Is this about Brexit?
You're thinking Felicia Day who is older by like 10 years.
She was much better in the first pic.
(((french canadian)))
>150 most beautiful jewish actresses
imdb.com
ctrl+f brie
She's jewish doggie, get informed.
Yeah, but I was comparing Felicia to Brie because of the comment i replied to. Brie is way hotter and is actually pretty hot when she was a bit chunky in Room
what did netflix mean by this?
learn how to tie a noose tranny
This is fact. Great post.
Because of an imdb list? I'll believe it when I see proof from a credible source.
kek
I just watched it and it was actually not bad. Brie did well, too.
How was the interracial romance?
There wasn't any
black guys will fuck anything
On this one occasion, I'm not going to blame Netflix, I'm going to out and out say Brie DEMANDED this
So you're lying about watching Brie's kino? Kill yourself falseflag racist
>le quirky as heck
That guy is talking out of his ass. For the most part they were just friends, they don't hold hand until the end but it's implied they get together,
>it's implied they get together,
still disgusting
OBVIOUS FREEMASONIC SYMOBLISM IS OBVIOUS.
It's fucking everywhere these days. Masons completely own the TV and Film industries.
The "Unicorn Store" is a symbolic metaphor for the occult orders that sell "magic" and "spirituality" to dumb goyim like marvel movie fans. Just say no to cotton-candy occultism for goyim.
more symmetrical Twin-Pillar, hidden pillar in the middle representing the "Tabernacle" or the resting place of God, the occult Freemasonic mystery religion.
that product placement
freemasonry is mysticism for goys. it's a secret religion taught to goyim that encourages them to basically become Satanists/liberals
cute
Are interracial couples as common as the media presents them? Do LGBT make up roughly 10% of the population?