GOODBYE SLEEP

green lantern

>no chronological order
What a fucking asshole

IMAGINE watching all that trash, before watching 3 and a half hours of more trash

Why would anyone do this. Only like 6 of those 22 are even worth watching again.

30 year old men who refuse to grow up

why are people even interested in watching this shit?

Isn't there a study that says after 24 hours of now sleep your brain is operating on the same level as a drunk? By the time they're 59 hours in, people are going to be slurring their words and likely wont remember half of Endgame. Also expect lots of car accidents after it finishes lol.

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That's gonna take at least two cases of Söylent to be able to watch all that.

who the fuck is sleep?

>the capeshit era will end will all its fans dying in fiery infernos

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Imagine watching Winter Soldier after Captain Marvel and realizing nothing makes sense at all because Fury already had a Mary Sue capable of taking down much more powerful airships without breaking a sweat. Marvel is indeed the DULLEST franchise but hey SJW manchildren are happy with it so by all means keep going

Or learn how to coma

this summons the anti-christ

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Last one I saw was Guardians of the Galaxy I think, I can barely even remember

does that skeleton have a drivers license

I heard he's going to have it renewed tomarrow. But does it even matter if he's already a highly skulled driver?

All it'll take is one death. Just one.

Wow so femcels and beta males planned this?

There's BIG money in the infantilization of the Western male. They encourage a childish whimsy where men revert back to their eight year old selves who love to blow through their allowances.

ok this is epic

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Im not soi enough to find this exciting at all. Maybe something is wrong with me for not liking capeshit like 99% of people

Goybye

post your face when you haven't seen even one of these

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OMAGAAAAA MARBEL MOBIES FOR 60 HOURS
GIMMEEE GIMEEE

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How there are people who still gulp up this shit up and anticipate the next load is beyond me.

That's not your face that's some Korean pop star. Stop pretending.

I barely sleep as it is

oh wow, it really was Iron Man that started it all wasn't it? That film was actually really really good.

>watching capeshit

You have to be 18 to post here

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if you have seen more than 5 of these movies you have to get out

So, let's see. I legit watched Iron Man, Guardians, Guardians 2. And kinda watched Captain America in the middle of the night on TV trying to sleep.

no thanks
Ive seen 14 mcu movies in the theater, but i'd only rewatch 2 or 3 of them

>captain america 3
I didn't even know this was a thing. Anons I'm scared

What about Venom?

civil war

Imagine the smell

prime npc gathering. anyone who even thinks of showing up at one of these things is a complete npc and should be treated as such

I've seen every single one except Captain Marvel in theaters, Endgame will be the last one I'm interested in. Cap Marvel taking over for Cap America just aint me. If Doctor Strange 2 is Illuminati, they do Fantastic Four, and/or their X-Men looks interesting, I'lll be back, but till then, I'm just about done with the MCU. It's been a ride, but it's about time we end it. Thanos won't even die.

there is NO WAY you can prove that

This is just telling me those movies will be on demand and that zip should just pick and choose the ones I haven't seen

Ah ok. I feel slightly better but, not much. I quit watching them after Thor 2 I think (though I had to go see dead pool cause my friends wanted too)
All the releases kinda run together

>Can someone fill me in on how capeshit has not only lasted this long, but thrived?

You’re dead. This is Hell.

Why do they hate Raimi's spidey so much?

Steve Rogers will probably die, but they'll have someone else take the mantle of Captain America. Either Bucky or Sam

So lets assume you want to watch all of it but you clearly cant, easy solution;

Watch 1-6
Sleep 7-8
Watch 7-17
Sleep 18
Watch 19-20
Sleep 21
Watch 22 (which i doubt is going to actually be on AMC)

9 and 20 could also be sleep

>Goodbye sleep
Yeah OK. Everybody is fucked when The Dark World comes on

>people will actually PAY AMC to see all of the movies they've already seen

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The movie industry has become the comic book industry. Capeshit reigns supreme because of it's continuity while the other studios have been reduced to indie status with the occasional "Walking Dead" showing up now and again

He's an illegal, so yes.

God I fucking hate these "movies".

>Either Bucky or Sam
okay i guess captain marvel isn't that bad

They don't call it the MCU for nothing. You'd think they'd stop with End Game but nah. Already like 5 more movies planned after it. They are going to milk it for eternity and scan the actors bodies in preparation for when they die.

how many hours of commercials would that be

btw there will definitely be reports of someone dying while trying to watch all this or worse reports of them living

>be drunk and bored
>think about movies and films
>look up collections
>most of them have those faggy pop figures, marvel, harry fuckhead, actual fucking childrens cartoons, and just pedestrian trash in general
WHY? How do they even afford so much landfill in the first place?

I want to cum on your face

deadpool isn't part of that series of movies. If you count all the spider-man and x-man movies and other non-MCU films there's gotta be like 50+ marvel films made in the past two decades

>that entire ̶a̶r̶t̶i̶c̶l̶e̶ ̶advertisment
>mfw they link slashfilm.com/infinity-war-100-times/

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>Can someone fill me in on how capeshit has not only lasted this long, but thrived?
think about mushrooms growing in shit.

let's see

>two punisher
>five spider-man
>three fantastic four
>three blade
>two deadpool
>three wolverine
>two ghost rider (lol i liked them)
>seven x-men
>one daredevil
>one elektra

26 plus 22 mcu is 48 did i miss anything

All the direct to tv films, short films, and animated shit.

I GO APE SHIT FOR CAPE SHIT

I GO RAPE SHIT FOR APE SHIT

>tfw at the rate it's growing cape shit will devour all motion picture medium
We're doomed

Oh and the tv series eg. Agents of Shield. And that's just Marvel. Now think about how much more shit exists from DC and others.

I seriously hope you aren't serious. Why would you have all the callbacks and end credit scenes all fucked up?
Do you also watch Pulp Fiction with all the chapters fucked up as well?

i forgot that ang lee hulk movie so 49 movies along with all this other shit

the likelihood is you have probably watched these movies incessantly already, so whats the point to refresh your memory?

Oh.. I thought they were showing them on the amc channel not at a theater. Was finally gonna watch some of these for the first time

>watching them for any reason besides making normalfag family or friends if you have those happy
>not being drunk the entire time

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But yeah I get dragged to the cinema and have to get pissed to tolerate some of the shit on.

i thought so too. this is cool tho you can just time when it ends and watch all the gross marvel zombies wander out of the theater.

ang lee's hulk & venom

I watched the iron man movies many years after they came out, watched 3 in hopes the china man would kill this series, in one he did it, based Kingsley and Shane Black

Imagine the smell

Nerd cred. I suppose it's a fun idea in theory. In theory. There's no way you could stay awake for 60 hours watching the marvel movies no mater how much you love them. Just seems like a waste of money

IMAGINE
THE SMELL

The point is to enjoy it in a dark theater auditorium with other fans present

Same list but with box office. With endgame the MCU hits $20 billion this summer.

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Other then the original 3 spiderman movies and maybe the early on x-men movies, are any of these marvel movies worth a watch?

its probably fun with a bunch of friends. I'd drop by to see 2-3 movies if i had any

nah i am sure the box office results are actually a jewish conspiracy and nobody went to see them because they are not worth it.

>news.avclub.com/say-goodbye-to-sleep-amc-is-showing-all-22-marvel-movi-1833744968

135$

Nah fuck you.

Watched Captain America First Avenger again tonight. Never liked it the first time. After the Sinofication of cinema ruined movies this early effort in retrospect is a breath of fresh air. Unironically loved it.

>135 dollars to watch 22 movies in a theatre auditorium
>$6.14 dollars per ticket
Pretty good deal desu

Actually, like 16 of them are worth watching again and again

So can we take our piss bottles in?

why would I wanna do that?

Because it's fun

I didn't realize but with the exception of antman 2 and captain Marvel I have seen each of these films at lest 3 times :(

>frowning emoji
But why though? The movies are cool and I like talking to people about movies that they and I enjoy

capeshitters use their parents internet connection so theyre not allowed to torrent

Its amc theaters retard why would the tv channel show marvel movies

no it wasn't, it had the same basic flaws as most of the other origin stories.

>underdeveloped bad guy
>who is an evil clone of the good guy
>little value except as an origin story
>completes the character's arc so everything that follows is a retread

>get healthy, nourishing sleep
OR
>watch capeshit because the retards do
what do you choose, Yea Forums?

lmao

*sniff*

>pretend to choose watching capeshit, so idiots with herd instinct do this instead of sleeping

Watch capeshit, sit next to a cutie and smell her hair for 48 hours.

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I've seen Iron Man, Hulk, Iron Man 2, Captain America, Winter Soldier, Avengers, Avengers 3

And the original Spider Man trilogy from like 2002 if that counts.

Kpop stars go nuts over this marvel shit as well.

> 1. iron man
watched full
> 10. guardians of the galaxy
watched 1/5
>14. doctor strange
watched 1/2
That's all

reddit

>movies

>spiderman
No spodermon is gey. Only my husbando (no homo) Huge Jacked man makes the x men worth watching. The Wolverine movies are the only good ones.

>emoji

I choose get drunk and call people cunts on the mongolian basket weaving forums TEE VEE sub topic forearm.

yes
jews also made you ugly and unable to attract women

cunt

At least three people will die of sleep deprivation to this in the US.

Only saw Ant-man and that was on a plane when nothing else was on, but that was it.

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>before marathon
Giga Chad
>after marathon
pic related

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>one of the "superheros" is just holding an ak 47
whoa...so this....is the power...of capeshit...
surprised they didn't make it an ar-15 to make it more relatable to you burgers

>59 hours of literally mass produced cape shit garbage.

For me its
>Ironman and Avengers
full
>Ironman 2
1/3 before dropping it because the rip was so shit.

I watched Hulk and Iron man back when I was a young teenager.
They were mediocre films at best.

I can't even begin to imagine the absolute state of the retard who would waste time and money on watching all of that garbage.

This is as cringey as the normies claiming to lose their social life when Diablo 3 release.

sleep 1-22

The only good ones are Thor: Ragnarok and the first Guardians movie.

I haven’t watched a single Marvel Universe film, anyone else like this?

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>lying on the internet

I’m not lying, I mentioned it to my classmates at college yesterday and they thought it was weird. The last superhero movie I watched was the first X-Men First Class movie, and I haven’t seen anything else since.

Once every year and a half or so my interest will come up for these movies again, and I'll binge the ones I missed in a few days. Forget for the next year and a half. I think this is the optimal way to watch these.

They're ok movies at worst.
They get you invested at best.

Nah, they're pretty bad at worst and ok at best

How many crab buckets is 59hrs worth?

None of these movies are worth rewatching, it's not like BvS that gets better every time you watch

About 59

So 2 things
a. Obviously they're not actually showing 22 films since they can't (release schedules and shit)
b. The films average 2 hours each and there's 20 of them which makes 40 hours. That means we're talking 19 fucking hours of commercials. That's almost an hour of commercials per film.

>An hour of commercials PER film

I sleep

if you're homeless you could easily sneak a bottle of vodka in and go on a 3 day bender and sleep in comfy theatre chairs. Beats sleeping on a plastic mat in the shelter to be sure.

why are incels so mad at others being happy?

the thought of amerisharts actually leaving skidmarks and shit on the seats disgusts me beyond belief.

You're not really happy though, its a fake open mouthed smile like you see leftists do all the time. Its actually not even an expression of happiness, but rather an expression of submission in dogs and lower primates.

From a business perspective it's quite simple. The big problem with the movie making business is you never know how much of the public is going to watch your movie. Big budget films are enormously expensive, costing hundreds of millions, and they can be either huge flops or successes (the highest grossing movies are almost all big budget). So over a long time, there's not much money in big budget films because your flops and blockbusters evens out. That slight preference for one movie over another that passes through your fickle average Joe Movie-goer is worth hundreds of millions.

The brilliant thing about Marvel is that one film guarantees the next's success. It's a very deliberate move to have them all in a single continuous universe and with visibly tied storylines and each setting up the next. Each movie is both a film and a very powerful advertisement. Joe goes to a theater and says, hey, a marvel movie, I watched so and so Marvel movie so I think I'll watch this one. It sounds like a small and unimportant aspect of Marvel, but it's worth billions in the long run. Each successful marvel movie finances even more Marvel movies and so on. Their budget is only compounding, which is why the rate of Marvel movies coming out is actually increasing.

DC tried to do this, but their movies were pretty shit and far too family unfriendly to gain mainstream appeal. Star Wars is trying to do this, but Marvel has a massive field of comic storylines and countless characters to exploit. Star Wars comics isn't fractionally as interesting or canon.

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I'm pretty sure being in a dark room with Marvel movies flashing for 59 straight hours is effectively a light form of torture and would render you incapable of adequately processing Endgame by the end of it. Also,
>you either have to have mediocre-to-shit seats, or be climbing over sleeping, smelly fags every time you need to use the bathroom or even just stand up and move around a bit
>you're in a room packed with people living off of movie theater food, all pissing and shitting in the same tiny bathrooms, sleeping and snoring in their chairs
>by the end, you're in the middle of dozens of fat Marvel fans who haven't showered in three days, half of them blasting out post-nacho sharts
>there's still going to be women whispering "who's that" every 10 minutes

seen them all lol

Haven't seen a single one of these

Yeah, because who would know about happiness? Some bitter incel who's mad at "leftists"

Morpheus BTFO
Gaiman BTFO

Pretty sure they're going to regret it all the moment they hit Hulk or Thor. It actually kind of says something about how much hype Iron Man generated that it sustained interest in the MCU almost single-handedly throughout Phase 1. Captain America is the only other movie there that's worth half a damn.

>he goes on reddit to get his anti-reddit memes

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>he goes to the movies for the villain of the week and not the protagonist's development

>people living off of movie theater food
I'm pretty sure they'll stock Onions

>$6/ticket is a good deal

my matinee is $3, evening show is $5.50. if I'm buying "bulk movies" I expect some kind of discount, like matinee pricing maybe. shouldn't cost more than $75 imo

I Marathoned them all last week, used popcorntime (torrents) so didn't spend any money. Most of them were meh, some bad (Iron man 3, Spiderman) but there were a couple of really good ones (Guardians of the Galaxy, the Winter soldier, Civil war) and of course Infinity War which is what really makes it worth it, watching all the movies makes it so much better, I had already saw it without watching any of the others (maybe a couple a long time ago but didn't even remember) and thought it was meh, but rewatching it actually knowing the story behind everything was so different, it's like the movie doesn't stop delivering when it comes to character arcs and the events that happened in the previous movies are all referenced and relevant which really makes it feel like a fictional universe. Honestly if it wasn't for the fact that they will obviously revive everyone in part 2(with some bullshit DBZ tier asspull) I would consider Infinite War as one of my favorite films, sadly it's not gonna happen and what comes next is way too predicble due to the commercial nature of it.

im so sick and tired of this marvel shill campaign

I'd watch 10 of them any time, I'd watch another 5-7 if they came on TV (or if someone had it on at their house). only about 5 of them are complete trash (IM2, CM, BP, Thor 1 and 2)

A theater full of people living off that for over two days and farting continuously into a single room is an actual health hazard. I'd rather experience the buttersharts.

Where is a crazy guy dressed as a clown with a gun when you need one

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captain America ones are the only good ones.

>villains are not pure cheese
>captain america is just a super soldier
>no magical, insane science meme, just some steriod super serum.

>be the soviet winter soldier
>HE USES AN AK-47!!!!

Thor 1 isn't trash. It's a mixed bag with some really great elements and some misfires.
youtube.com/watch?v=_IfYZZDTays

Shit nigga, where do you live? In Philadelphia suburbs, it's $11 for matinee and $17 for evening.

>feel like Ive been in a choma
>choma

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22. Infinity war

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>But why though?
How many times do you watch a movie to make sure it's okay for the kids? One time should be enough.

My friends and I would've done that in the past, when we were younger. I'd be embarrassed to see any adult watch a 59 hour capeshit marathon.

>TV

Jesus, when will normies let this relic go?

You didnt even need to watch all these, MCU Essentials to the storyline (Infinity Stones story) are these:
The First Avenger
Thor
Iron Man
Guardians of the Galaxy
Avengers
The Dark World
Doctor Strange
The Winter Soldier
Age of Ultron
Guardians vol 2
Civil War
Ragnarock
Infinity War
Ant-Man and the Wasp
Endgame
Thats it. Discard all rest and after Endgame never touch a MCU movie ever again.

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i a fuckn coward does that mean I belong on this site?

The Iron Man and Guardians movies were aight

Avengers 1 was shit

Haven't seen the rest

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>choma
toppest of kek

Can you imagine wasting 59 hours of your life watching capeshit instead of spreading the Dahyunism?

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So glad I grew out of that by Avengers 1

If I was dragged to one of these by my nonexistent friends, I’d be wasted by the end of the first flick.

Yes. K-shit is worse.
youtu.be/0ybRXKeWdII

>Stuck in an auditorium with Marvel fans for 59 hours

Imagine the smell

This is how healthy individuals react to zombie propaganda.

sneak chlorine gas into the theater

SKELLYGANG SKELLYGANG SKELLYGANG

You've got it all wrong. It's discard the MCU in the first place and don't watch them ever because they're shit movies.

>(((marvel)))

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#killallnerds

>nearly $20 billion for propaganda...

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Half are unwatchable
Half that are okay
Half that are good flicks

>having to pay to watch movies
>not owning a home theater

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>22
what the actual fuck, there's 22 of them?

>god tier
Spider-Man: Homecoming
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
Captain America: The Winter Soldier

>top tier
Iron Man 3
Thor: Ragnarok
Guardians of the Galaxy
Avengers: Infinity War

>high tier
Iron Man
The Avengers
Captain America: The First Avenger

>mid tier
Doctor Strange
Ant-Man
Iron Man 2
Captain America: Civil War

>low tier
The Incredible Hulk
Avengers: Age of Ultron
Black Panther

>bottom tier
Ant-Man and the Wasp
Thor

>shit tier
Thor: The Dark World

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>this doesn't even include the Raimi Spiderman trilogy or any DC capeshit
theres got to be like 50 of these fucking movies out by now

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>not torrenting your parents, grandparents, uncles, aunts, and hotels internet connections

>that's my job you're talking about

All of those belong in shit tier

I've seen iron man, hulk, thor, captain america, avengers and that's literally it. Thank God I stopped watching this shit when I did

The fuck you mean goodbye sleep? Thor 2 and Iron Man 3 get you a 4 hour sleep which can keep you going until a nap during Avengers 2, which is another 3 hours. Then a lengthy sleep during Antman 2 and Captain Marvel before Endgame.

Saw the Captain America Trilogy for the first time this year over 2 nights. I was pleasantly surprised at how good they were.

(for capeshit)

Honestly, I wish I was in a 30 year coma right about now.

Like when SpikeTV paid millions to exclusively air OT and PT Star Wars? Yeah, that's exactly what men do. We play RotS 24/7 adnausem.

are there people over 16 who like superhero-movies?

don't understand that normal people like kids-movies

has anyone her here really watched sth like that?

yikes!

I was listening to Jim Norton and Sam Roberts and one of their producers was complaining about all the kids in the theater when he went to see Captain Marvel.

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>my celebrity crush tilda is in it tier
doctor strange

>I watched it on a transatlantic flight once and it was okay given how much of a headache I had at the time tier
iron man 2

>idk I haven't seen it tier
everything else holy shit there's so many

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the slight tap of a finger is a click, on a magnetlink

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Unironically reconsider your life choices
Not even trying to be mean desu

Wake me up when they do a 59 hour John Huston marathon

>goodbye sleep
>go to sleep after the 5th commercial

So you watch Iron man 1, sleep for 9 hours.
Wake up to watch avengers then go to work, come back and see these awful movies still going and ignore everything else.

Guardians of the galaxy, every Captain America and every Thor are dogshit

I've talked with someone who did a lock in for the harry potter movies or some shit I don't remember. People bring blankets and sleep in the theater while it's going and eventually it smells like hot breath and sweat no matter how clean the people are.

Was your mom locked up in there?

i went in watching Homecoming & Winter Soldier expecting the worst

pleasantly surprised at the high level of kino

guess it's finally time to get around to watching galaxy 2

Imagine trying to watch all of this CGI glut in row. The worst fever dream imaginable.

who are those dudes?

sounds gay