Thoughts?

thoughts?

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weapons test gone wrong

I'm thinking about taking up martial arts but I'm in my thirties so it's probably real hard on my body, and I work nights so it would be hard to work in

spooky aliens

do it

>thoughts?
I should do dishes

It was literally nothing, some guy on youtube basically debunked the idea that it might have been aliens or a russian weapons test

Unironically the wind.

>Russian hikers get drunk
>get sleepy
>light tent on fire
>panic
>can't find flap through smoke
>cut holes in tent and escape partially dressed
>drunk and worried gas tank will explode so keep running off in different directions into freezing snowstorm
>run so far lose sight of tent
>wander around trying to find anything
>hypothermia
>go nuts from hypothermia and start climbing trees, stripping off clothes, etc
>die
>animals eat parts of bodies
>snowstorm ends
>Soviet military shows up, find bodies
>test secret ultrasonic weapon on corpses
>dust area with radioactive particles
>call bosses
>UFOs descend from the sky
>aliens emerge leading bigfoots on leashes
>bigfoots slightly kick and nudge bodies around
>bigfoots breed chupacabras
>chupacabras slightly mutilate bodies further
>aliens, bigfoots, and chupacabras load into UFOs and teleport back to Antarctica of Hollow Earth (Atlantis)
>Soviets return to base and wait for evidence of horrific crimes to be discovered

what

>Soviets return to base and wait for evidence of horrific crimes to be discovered
Stopped reading there, why the fuck would they want to be discovered? Was getting caught a part of their plan?

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>some guy on youtube
Case solved. /thread.

do it bro, start with tai qi or wushu if you want something flowy

Of course!

Secret KGB weapons test, mutilation post mortem by wild animals

Please post a link. I really enjoy Lemmino

m.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8RigxxiilI

Alright after much deliberation I think I have discovered the culprit
someone decided it would be funny to crack one of these bad boys open inside the tent, what followed is pretty self explainatory

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what's his best video

This. Wish the dude posted more often

>a bunch of slavic retards go hiking in the Siberian wilderness
>have a homemade stove/fire that allows them to have the campfire in the tent
>one night they get too pissed up and the tent catches fire
>they all go delirious from being drunk and smoke inhalation
>eventually they all die from being trapped out in the cold with inadequate clothing
Its really not that spectacular. The Yuba City disappearances is a lot more interesting due to conflicting reports and the fact that all 5 men were on varying levels of being mentally handicapped.

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grazed by the apocalypse by far

forgot link

youtu.be/2GcwAD_7tJY

YOU SHOULD COME WITH ME TO THE END OF THE WOOOORLD

>Really?
>music intensifies
that was so damn good it gave me chills

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WITHOUT TELLING YOUR PARENTS OR YOUR FRIENDS

>mfw Bonilla and Tunguska

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YOU KNOW THAT YOU ONLY NEED SAY THE WOOOORD

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wasn't there another close encounter not long ago?

I'm in the shitter right now and was squeezing out a huge log, but started laughing because I read something funny some user said, and the shit pushed back in somehow, and now I'm thinking this is what it feels like to be fucked by a big black cock

thoughts?

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dyatlov pass is my favorite

The most realistic versions are:
1) avalanche or snowslide
2) blindness from fake alcohol

nah it's ayy lmaos

Nothing spooky at all, just a bunch of dumb vodkashits probably got in an argument and or avalanche at the same time and they panicked and ran out of their tents into the darkness, got lost and froze to death.

tell me spooky stuff

I thought avalanche was debunked as not probable

cutie

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thanks. didn't know they looked into the case again after years. what the radioactive clothes?

aliens

El Eelo

owners of the radiocative clothing previosly worked with radioactive materials at their university and facility
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the tent didn't show signs of ever being on fire or caught in smoke

this

how

of course you stopped reading there, thats where it fucking ends

...

More like The Dilated Ass Space.
*AHEM*

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based

have you seen the found footage movie? hella interesting creature design, definitely recommend it

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hinterkaifeck_murders
was it kino?
also youtube.com/channel/UCCD4-G3Aokt2sM7TYQV2HmA/videos is great

how's the movie

>I'm in my thirties so it's probably real hard on my body
You think that's old? God damint I need to get the fuck off.

I have no idea why the Dylatov Pass incident has turned into a conspiracy theory. It's all very explainable if you look at the facts and the alien theory is complete bullshit. I don't understand why people think extraterrestrials are involved, why would we even care about these russians? The entire story is actually kinda mundane and tragic if you look into it.

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it's cause the investigators were shit

Because of the radioactive twist to thé story.
That turned out to be nothing.

>we

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the people running the case were retarded slaves

The movie is 100% a retelling of reality and now they'll never be found out as it's imprinted as as being fictional, trust me i'm retarded.
youtube.com/watch?v=Mbq3dR-SEr4

it was the jews

/thread

>and start climbing trees
That's not nuts. Was probably trying to see where the fuck they were/where the tents were.

>DILATION PATH

>first video I see is a Manchester Pusher one
Does it actually go along with the bullshit or is it debunking it as the smiley face killer retread that it is? Because I won't listen to anyone who actually believed in the Manchester Pusher idiocy. I'll unironically sooner listen to UFO cases.

Kholat was kinda fun to play I guess.

that one dude nailed it basically
stove/makeshift oven in the tent malfunctioned fire broke out and people panicked
as much as I like a conspiracy theory or a creepy story this one was solved very easily

Is that the one where 1 of them was found in a caravan, 1 was never found at all and the rest were discovered in random places around the woods?
Pretty sure I heard about in on The Trail Went Cold

ya.
the yuba city boys it's often called
I mean they are mentally handicapped so.. come one they just get lost in the woods and that's it

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Nah, bigfoot got them and big forest covered it up.
t. Missing 411 author.

>big forest
that a thing now?
after big pharma and big paleo now big forest
pretty cool

Who did you think the forestry people and National Park Service are controlled by? They cover up all the Bigfoot evidence, such as killings, because if we found actual evidence for a living hominid with a vast territory then they'd have all their cash-making forests turned into national parks.

but aren't... those forests mostly national parks? like all the 411 cases?

There is a channel on youtube that makes videos about spooky stuff. It's pretty well made and it doesn't go overboard. They also have two episodes on Dyatlov.
youtube.com/watch?v=rg5bgVyr01A
youtube.com/watch?v=dBK8AYPHVhg
youtube.com/watch?v=6S1dHdLGMlE

The range of Bigfoot expands outside the National Parks. Most of Bigfoot's victims however are killed in National Parks, since that's a high-traffic area for people. So if it came out that Bigfoot was real then the National Parks would be expanded to encompass all those millions of acres of sweet sap-bearing dendrodollar.

>dendrodollar
love it