What did Stephen Colbert mean by this?

you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain

why doesn't he just fuck trump and be done with it

>liberals still thinking in childish comic book metaphors
2020 is a lock for Trump

CURRENT
YEAR

>implying he wasn't right
>his country literally disappeared

Considering how useless Batman is, given that the Joker always escapes confinement and is never executed, I find no solace in the Dark Knight's existence if the Joker ever happens to be a reality. I want would want a Punisher.

Yeah dude Rome is doing so well these days, he was completely wrong

whoaa...this is deep

I can't say for sure, but I'm certain it has something to do with Trump

Yes, we are exactly like Rome. Do you have a link to your full thesis?

Society was the Joker all along

>Actually life expectancy is down
Proofs?
>Also the idea that everyone died in their 30s way back when is a fallacy
Proofs?

8

>Where's that quote from like 400 AD where some guy is saying "society is doomed! the young no longer respect their elders! things used to be much better!"
pretty sure that's a BC quote from some greek but you've caught the right sentiment

Cuckbert is right, where is Batman to bring the Lugenpresse to Justice?

LE ORANGE MAN COMMANDER-IN-CHEETO BTFOOOOOO

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This. Hopefully the billionaire playboy crashes this plane.

THE CURRENT YEAR!

Imagine comparing Trump to Joker when he's literally a Billionaire Playboy

desu I can tolerate John Oliver he is sometimes funny.

Colbert is a hack. Its clear the writers of the colbert report were the only thing keeping it afloat.

plato-dialogues.org/faq/faq003.htm
It was Plato and here is the passage for anyone interested

>400 AD
>WRE falls half a century later
hmmmm

I'm unironically voting for trump in 2020 just to make brown people mad. In 2016 I thought it was an automatic victory for hillary and didn't even bother. Just imagine how many people will vote now just to make niggers mad. Every netflix miscast, every article that says fuck white people. Yup, just going to vote for him to make niggers mad for another four years. :)

HE SEEMS TO BE SHITTING ON DRUMPF'S OPPOSITION

HAS HE COME FULL CIRCLE

ARE THE SCOOPS FORGIVEN

>fuck white people
well to be fair white people are the prettiest

I think he is trying to say.... we live in a society

history

I'M DOING IT TO MAKE WOMEN MAD

IT WAS HER TURN!! LMAO

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Based Colbert, rustling the magatards and incels every day of the week.

We live in current year with a CIA but no Bane. Just think about it for a second.

YOU DO REALIZE A LACK OF A BATMAN MEANS THE DEMOCRAT FIELD IS IMPOTENT

JOKER 2020 BABY, ITS IN THE BAG

EVEN SCOOP MAN KNOWS IT

I honestly can't believe that I feel for the Trump meme. He's a fucking terrible president. It's almost worth it because the most vocal of his haters are even worse than he is, but still, he's pretty bad. Yanggang for sure.

Does it suck being black? Honest question.

Don’t know about the first part but the second part is true

bbc.com/future/story/20181002-how-long-did-ancient-people-live-life-span-versus-longevity

President Donald Trump comfortably resides in the lowly comedian Stephen Colbert 24/7, rent free.

This faggot sounds like an annoying neighbor's dog: TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP!

>big black cock
The study they cite is horseshit and has a political agenda.

can people in the US only comprehend politics when they are comparing it to comics and movies?

>yangwang
Enjoy your hyperinflation and poverty, stupid.

Based and Redpilled, he also makes Yids mad

Did he say the same with Venom?

The economy under trump has only moved further left wing.
Trump supporters are democrats at this point.
I hope you enjoy economic collapse.

> doesn't write his own jokes
> doesn't write his books
> doesn't write his own tweets

Imagine being a man who’s entire life is based around another man you’ve never met. Purely obsessed with every movement that man makes. I don’t understand how he looks himself in the mirror desu

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ITS NOT A BAD ANALOGY AND IT HAPPENS TO BE PRO-DRUMPF

ITS A DEMORALIZING STATEMENT TO DEMOCRATS

TURNS OUT COLBERT WAS /OURGUY/ THE WHOLE TIME, PLAYING THE LONG GAME

What's the best alternative so far? I'm definitely not voting for Trump again.

you understand that a good portion of the world's population died in the middle of that century, right?

FUCK U PHIMPT

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me too. was super blackpilled in 2016 and didn't vote. now I'm hqnkpilled.

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this poster isn't white

Well at least he's admitting there's no Batman in the shitshow that is the Democrat race for the nomination right now. In a few months is the 4th anniversary of Trump becoming the indisputable Republican front-runner right out of the gate. The DNC should've started sorting out their 2020 answer, like, the DAY Trump's victory was declared. Instead, they drove a clown car full of too many cooks straight into a kitchen in the 11th hour. Biden is still leading the polls and he's fucking toast with this creepy uncle Joe shit if he ever steps foot into the general election.

Ron Paul was our only hope.
Rand Paul is possibly the last hope but he's known to cuck out sometimes.
We need to abolish the federal reserve.

first part is true but it's mostly due to druggies and suicide.

ITS SIMPLE MATH

WHICH PROPORTION OF THE POPULATION GETS TROLLED MORE
13% N*WORDS OR 50% FEM*OIDS

YGSIU BIG LEAGUES

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Why does Trump hangout with convicted pedophiles?

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Plato was right too
Athens was rapidly declining as the prime power of hellas giving way to Macedonia.

I don't know, man. I think that third position is pretty cool. We get the best parts of capitalism while we make sure that the "Jews" (literal and figurative) don't fuck over the little people. Imma vote for Yang.

>fewer economic regulations and lower taxes
>left wing
wut

>The economy has only moved further left wing
Do you discord trannies just string together words at this point?

GRMOLD DROUMPFGHHH

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based as fuck

The collective ass pain from a reelection will be even more insane than his initial election

>implying you would turn down an invite on the Loli Express

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this.Trump 2020 will be the first time I vote, and I'm 23

>this movie isn't for you, wyboi
yeah, well guess what is
*snaps vote glove*
hehh yeah that's right we's Trump's boiz now

Why do Gwei lou age like shit? She's 15? Looks 18 or 19 to me.

I honestly can't understand what the fuck the democrats are doing. Where the fuck is their nominee? They've assembled an even weaker pool of candidates than they did in 2016. Why has no one been groomed since the day Trump got elected? Joe Biden? Bernie again?

Why weren't they focused on finding a quality candidate? How is this the best they've got?

Remember user, the denizens of clownworld don't like it when you make light of their reality

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>(Yes, Seriously)
why do they do this? its so infantile.

They're infantile

raised by single mothers

>its so infantile
(AND THATS A GOOD THING)

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This.

Loving the fact that the left has learned absolutely no lessons from the shit kicking they took in 2016.

In my opinion, it was Plato's generation and the generation before (i.e. the Persian wars and then the Peloponnesian war) where Athens peaked culturally on account of the cashflow they had from the Athenian league. You had people like Socrates, his student Plato, and then Aristotle (though as we know they were seen then as socially disruptive); playwrights like Aristophanes, Euripides, Sophocles, and Aeschylus; and architectural achievements like the Acropolis and the Parthenon.

It wasn't so much of a cultural/societal decline that caused Athens' fall as it was getting fucked in the ass by the Spartans

Why american think that all world centered on them even their own problem

ORANGE MAN BAD

Why did Obama? (Biden)

Huh?!?!

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Fuck yes, let's keep adopting things until they have nothing left

HOW IS BABBY FORMED

>People are freer, healthier, and living longer than ever.
HAHAHAHA

*inhales*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Clearly still obsessed with Orangeman

Unironically based

Is Stephen Colbert finally rising up?

>/pol/ incel circle jerk thread

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You are aware that 400 AD literally was when everything was going to shit , huge barbarian invasions, plagues, and the Western Roman Empire collapsing?

You aren't white or east asian and therefore inferior. Post your shit colored arm.

Would that make him the TV host the joker kills in the movie then?

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Nominee isn’t gonna be picked yet, though I’m sure the Dems want Biden to run.

based

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*upvoted*

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Lmao third position is just socialism
You're going to get fucked in the ass because you still support central banking
What we need is a free market
I'm a white nationalist
Highest government spending in history

“It’s been almost three years since the election, and I’m still anally devastated that my tribe didn’t win.”

Even though Oliver seems even more left wing than Colbert at least his segments include okay wordplay and analogies for different issues. Colbert is just nonstop 7th-grader-tier jokes about Trump over and over and over

But it's already all written by writers anyway so what the fuck does it make a difference

If you don't like how right wing Yea Forums is, you can always leave.

:^)

Why did he? It's almost like they're all in the same club and choice is an illusion.

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Ugh...The once proud white race...

The world is too fricking cucked these days w/ liberals and SJW cucks spreading degeneracy everywhere -_-

PRAISE KEK that I can preserve white heritage by sitting at home playing video games all day

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nonant version

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Reminder that any post the unironically uses the term "incel" is a redditor

HES REACHED THE POINT WHERE HE'S NOW DISPARAGING HIS TRIBE

NO BATMAN IN SIGHT FOR THE DEMOCRATS, THATS QUITE BLEAK

IS HE TRYING TO GOAD THEM INTO ACTION OR HAS HE TRULY BECOME ONE WITH THE SCOOP #TEAMDRUMPF

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Colbert admitting he's a cuck and can't even hope to stand up to Trump.

Spotted the redditor

fucking /pol/ fuckers cant stay in their own board they got to spew their edgy shit here. And joker will be bomb so you will BTFO again like with captain marvel

2018/19 is one of the best years ever in decades

Numbers for everything is great, we're all living better than 100 years ago, we'd be serfs/peasants over 300 years ago.

Fucking modern entitled cunts.

youtube.com/watch?v=GQsjBLPBB8M

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you dont belong here

you dont belong here

don't expect people to actually look at history bro. we've evolved past that. now we don't ever look back, we only look at the now and then talk about how the future is fucked. we've basically depressed ourselves into a hole we can't recover from in the last 100 years. people who are successful and intelligent are just wrong man. they need to get with the times. everything sucks and there's no way we acn do anything about it.

TWO SCOPOS
TWO CLOWNS
FUCKING FUCK DRUMPDF

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*upvoted*

>upvoted
you dont belong here

have sex, incel

Lmao

reddit posts get upvoted. Go back you leftist faggot.

>reddit posts get u-upvoted
you dont belong here

It's a combination of socialism and capitalism. Pretty cool IMO.

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mad dosh maybe

If you don't like how right wing Yea Forums is, you can always leave.

:^)

go back redditor

He used to be a respected political pundit and comedian, but he knows that shit doesn't sell. He is forced to whine about DRUMPF every night so that he can pay his bills. Truly a fate worse than death.

Oh dear fucking god PLEASE let leftist soiboy faggots begin to think they all need to go out & start being Batmans to our Jokers from all this, fucking PLEASE

If you don't like how right wing Yea Forums is, you can always leave.

:^)

>g-go b-back
you dont belong here

*upvoted*

DRUUUUUUUMPF

You would like an upvote system here wouldn't you, fag

>a combination of poverty reduction and poverty increase

How is this cool in any way?
Fuck socialism and fuck central banking

*gives gold*

EDIT #2: THANKS KIND STRANGER!

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like this post please I almost have dino xD

What's that?

That would be hilarious

>buttblasted leftist fags in this thread

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OH NO NO NO NO NO pfff hahaha

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>orange man bad
you dont belong here

>Imma vote for Yang.
literal brainlet.

My sister used to watch the late night talk show shit all the time when she lived with me.
If you watch enough of it, every now & then, for brief moments, you'll see the same look in their eye a guy in his late 20's working a fast food drive thru window has when he hates his job & his life so much that he'd likely thank you for ending his suffering by killing him right then.

I've seen it from Stephen. Drew Carey too, on his Price is Right shift, funny enough.

go back faggot. no one wants you here

How is it not cool? Teddy Roosevelt, bitch. Build up our infrastructure, beautify the country, assure that everyone who contributes lives comfortably, while also out earning everyone else. Fucking based.

>g-go back please
you dont belong here

>Yang: 0%

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ORANGE MAN BAD.
CLOWN WORLD GOOD

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>DRUMPF!
Go back redditor

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I keep saying exactly what leftist need to do to win in 2020 to these degenerates and they continue brushing it off. Its a strange situation.

As long as it isn't Donald "We're going to build a wall in Israel and Americans are going to pay for it" Trump.

YANG IS SUCH SHIT ITS HILARIOUS

1 THOUSAND WHOLE YANGBUX? GOT MY VOTE!

ITS FLAT BRIBERY BUT NOT NEARLY ENOUGH, TYPICAL CHINAMAN

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Who are you quoting?

leftists are so mad they are outnumbered here and realize that reddit is where they belong

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anti-trumps are usually gays, niggers, latinos, trannies or commies, we dont want you here

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>a non-jew-owned choice has been possible in a US presidential election since WWII
>any president who wasn't assassinated in office since WWII has not been jew-owned
>a non-jew-owned candidate has any chance whatsoever of realistically winning the presidency without being assassinated before the election
wew lad

They found graffiti in Egypt from 1500bc or something from teenagers complaining about the power structure.
Old people have been screwing over the young since the dawn of humanity.

It was 400 BC and in greece.

Latinos are for trump you false flagging retard.

you got it wrong buddy. This is a Trump board

Um, 45% of /pol/ is hispanic my man.

They make up so much bullshit every single day that when something is partly true they have to add qualifiers so everybody knows it's true as an exception.

that he hasn't been relevant in 20 years.

legal latinos HATE illegals

If Trump wins in 2020 then I think it will literally break the spirit of leftists everywhere.

No one mentioned illegals, I just said Latinos are all on board for trump.

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thats why they are on board for Trump.

Then let him win, get assassinated, have his trusted VP take over and either enact his plans, get assassinate too and redpill more people, or get bought out and hopefully redpill people that way. No blackpills for me, friend.

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It's fucking hysterical that the sole thing they need to do to stop the constant downhill slide they're undergoing is drop the "all white males are evil & racist, no other races can be racist" rhetoric bullshit, but they refuse & keep doubling down so hard they can't even fucking admit that white people got demonized by the Smollett hoax. They just keep harping on "all the REAL victims of these ebil white demons nobody will believe now" and alienating more & more of their own supporters.

It fucking reminds me of that bitch in Major League who keeps trying to sabotage their wins so she can relocate the team. I can't believe it's not actually intentional.

Dems win in 2020 and pass hate speech laws banning Yea Forums
Screencap this

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CAN THEY BREAK FURTHER, IS IT EVEN POSSIBLE

THEY HAD ALL THEIR HOPES ON MUELLER JUST NOW
WOOPS LMAO DASHED AGAIN :^)

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>ye olde shitposters knew books and combat sports were based

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he wants his cartoon movies back.
he is very angry that his expectations have been subverted by a capeshit movie with a tone other than sarcasm and virtue signaling :^)

How can we help the left win the next election Yea Forums?

Fucking hysterical that nobody on the left mentions this, ever. It's only the evil racist white men who hate illegals solely because they hate brown people, no other reason is possible.

hate speech laws would be unconstitutional

The tide may turn further, and people only becoming more redpilled. We may legit see boomerchan and zoomerchans spring up.

THAT'S when the leftist mass shootings start.

It's not the only reason but ok

>how can we be faggots Yea Forums?

I'm serious, what can WE do to help the left win the next election?

WE aren't weak leftist faggots so WE wont help faggots win anything.

HOW DO YOU DO, FELLOW 4CHANNELERS!

I SURE DO LIKE THE ENERGIZING AND PROGRESSIVE STANCES OF HILLARY CLINTON WOULDN'T YOU AGREE

HERE IS A FROG MEME I LOVE THOSE HAHA

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Why would we want that?
I want total left meltdown on a Chernobyl scale.
This double standard bullshit HAS to end. Either everyone is universally held to the same standards or the standards need to get tossed out.

Get the dems to actually appeal to the white working class instead of treat them like disposable sub-humans.

Read Good luck getting any of them to listen

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This

The opioid epidemic is real and it's Mexican Drug cartels that are funnelling it across the broken US boarder.

This could be a start.
>This double standard bullshit HAS to end. Either everyone is universally held to the same standards or the standards need to get tossed out.
This is also good.
>ironic memes
That could work if done right, thanks.

Keep the suggestions coming lads

>disposable sub-humans
*BASKET OF DEPLORABLES

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I bet colbert cums on photos of blumpf as a way of expressing his anger

imagine being so miserable that you spend your entire day, every day, thinking about someone and yapping about how much you hate him.
That's no way to live bro.

Serious question. Why would I ever vote left?

I am a straight white male. Voting left will only hurt me.

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There's a woman at my gym who looks like that,

Go back to /r/politics and try again

>The opioid epidemic is real and it's Mexican Drug cartels that are funnelling it across the broken US boarder.
>implying heroin is even 1/4th the contributor to it that the pharmaceutical companies are
wew lad

I'll keep that advice in mind user. They're fair points to make.

BLRNLD BLRMPH

You DO realize "holding everyone to the same standards" means either holding all other races accountable for their racism the same way whites get held accountable, or not holding the whites accountable anymore, yes?

Unless you're a millionaire or billionaire I fail to see why voting left would hurt you. You have more in common with the Tyrones of the world than Warren Buffet.

trump obviously

holy shit found the biggest retard on Yea Forums

>You have more in common with the Tyrones
speak for yourself

this. I know the word 'cuck' gets thrown around, but if you're white and you're still voting left in 2019 you're the biggest cuck in the universe.

He's right, your income bracket is closer to low income families than the .001% of the world.

Mueller didn't hurry

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income means nothing. Im not voting for leftist cucks that hate white people.

THANKS OBAMA

This says a lot about our society.

that pic is so embarrassing. imagine actually being on this side. it must be terrible to take that many L's

>income means nothing
It means everything you dolt.

DONALED

Oh so I should sabotage those more successful than me so Tyrone can get a fatter welfare check, got it, thanks..

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except for trump literally called epstein out publicly, you faggot shill

that's a hard reach there, my libtard friend

lol no. Ideology is everything. Imagine actually thinking this.

>Oh so I should sabotage those in the same income bracket as me soCEOs can get a fatter welfare check, got it, thanks..
You're doing that already by voting right

leave dude, theres literally every other place on the net calling your name

Is that why Chinese occupy so much land and are the most populous race on Earth? Their historical obsession with income?

Income is one indicator. That's all.

>muh 1%
give it up darkie

>I fail to see why voting left would hurt you
>"only white males can be racist or sexist"
>"even if we say the same things about white males that we'd scream about being said about any other race, it isn't racism or sexism, because only white males can do those"
You see no problems with this?

Ideology is how you're manipulated.

>fucking /pol/ fuckers
>fuck
>fuck
>fuckity fuck fuck
SEETHE

I love how you keep ignoring the blatant white male hate getting thrown around by the left & keep doubling down on the economics.

THAT'S WHY YOU'RE LOSING FUCKWAD

It's amazing how many replies to this are retarded. Like they're all missing the point.

yeah like you thinking the rich are your enemies and white people are evil oppressors.

It's fun because in real life no one would call them out on this shit. They'd just nod and agree, otherwise, you'll end up losing your job and being hounded by the thought police on social media.

Instead you smile and agree with them, and then comes voting day...

leftists are noguns. and the leftists who aren't are in gangs and will shoot each other instead of random people

#y-youtoo

>blatant white male hate
Who cares what nobodies say? Blacks shouldn't care about hate. Latinos shouldn't care about hate. Why should we care if others hate us?

IT MEANS A LOT BUT IT CAN ALSO MEAN NOTHING

HIGHLY CONTEXTUAL

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please. blackies whine everytime a white person is mean to them on twitter

>Blacks shouldn't care about hate. Latinos shouldn't care about hate
Only one group is losing their jobs & having their lives ruined over it, and it isn't the blacks or latinos.

How boorish

I'll start when they do.

Which will be never. :)

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I’m approaching being a “millionaire” if it means having a net worth of 1 million dollars makes me one.

Anyone white man who aspires to have any worth at all to pass down to their kids and votes left is a retard.

>Why should we care if others hate us?

Demographics are destiny.

Although the only reason Rhodesia and South Africa became the beacons of diversity they are today is because literally the entire world (USA + their bitches AND the USSR + their bitches) were against them.

Theoretically the same states would last forever otherwise, especially with modern population control techniques and technologies.

Fuck off commie

cope

its histerical at this point they got shook after the nz shit and that wasnt even here. I love the normie filter.

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>blatant white male hate
This almost always comes from other white people, though.

Most blacks don't hate you, but they aren't against profiting off of you either. The same goes with Latinos. All this shit is just a play for various groups to gain more power in society, leftists even admit this in some subtle ways.