80's Movies

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mmmm boobs

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BIG BLONDE TITYS

THE LITTLE CHINAMANS GREATEST WEAKNESS

aAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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She's going to be at a convention 2 minutes from my house this weekend. Should I go?

Should've cropped out the chink. Hot otherwise.

Yes

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Seeing this movie on comedy central in my early teens probably contributed to my femdom fetish.

DAYUM THIS NIGGA GAY LOOK HOW HE RUN LMAO

I forgot Kim Cattrall was in this (she didn't return for any of the sequels as far as I can remember)
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giwtwm

Will we ever have another police academy movie again?

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she's probably responsible for my femdom fetish desu

her and Lois from Malcolm in the Middle

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He's a Jap you ALL CAPS faggot and you spelled titties wrong.

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R U SURE

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This ain't john cho muthafucka

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ok i'm watching this, don't remeber this at all

>Have Kim Cattrall in your movie in the 80s
>Not have her do a nude scene

This and Mannequin, I don't understand it. I know she did plenty of nudity but more is better.

YOU DONT HAVE ENOUGH BITRATE IN 3MB FOR 1:06@720P

I CANT TELL WHATS TITY AND WHATS A MACROBLOCK

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Men were goofier and funnier in the 80s. Miss this shit.

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she's the only reason anyone should watch Private Resort, that POS johnny depp movie.

I'll see you there gaylord and I'm going to de-pants you

>Hank in the yellow shirt doing is cop cameo in every 80s and early 90s movie

>That bush

>ywn hole up in the mountains with your bros and a couple of qties and do guerrilla attacks on commies

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>those karate chops

kek, love how goofy the 80s were.

Imagine how bad the girl's crotches must have stunk.

That's the 90s

Lamar Latrell. That javelin was designed specifically for his limp wrist.

What's the all-time GOAT bush kino? I want recommendations and links, and I want it continuously visible on screen for several minutes so I can fap to it without being annoyed by cuts and interruptions.

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Started in '87 though

Cold war kino

meant for

How did Patrick Swayze have so much damn charisma? Dude carries the shit out of movies.

ROADHOUSE!

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OPPAI

MILK

why is this strong woman likable and funny and modern strong women are not?

I don't get it

Hey bro I heard you like 80's movies so here's an 80's movie that makes fun of 80's movies

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So powerful hur durr

She had sex appeal and knew how to take a joke as well as dishing one out.

carried North and South too

Women are more insecure with themselves now and humorless due to identity/gender politics

yeah, I could see that. I didn't care about it but now I see it.

this, it's like if you are beautiful and desirable is wrong and you to change your appearance accordingly.

DID YOU JUST MICROAGGRESS ME SHITLORD??

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE #TIMESUP PATRIARCHY

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Basically a guy with tits
A female character written by men who actually understood what people enjoying watching essentially

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>80's
Fucking Trash

Don't you have a twitch stream to watch?

But he's just a raggedy-man

Dat framing with the thighmaster and foreground weightlifter.

What was the last good fantasy movie?

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It was a great decade.

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>Hank Schroeder at the end
I never noticed that before

That reminds me of Long Duck Dong and his Giantess Gf

What bush?

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Yes get a pepe signed by her, ask her if she has heard of Yea Forums

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more 80s fapkino plx

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>this is how the Axis powers came to be

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

F U C K

This can't possibly qualify as an 80s fapkino thread when there's literally not a single pusy hair in sight

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Send me an angel
Right now

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Obligatory

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What was the last good era to be a kid here?

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>What was the last good era to be a kid here?
Right up to Core Millennial. After that time it was just a blur.

no doubt everyone's gonna say the era they grew up in.
I'd say late millenial. somewhere between 2004 and 2007.

It isn't on there. Every single thing on that picture is cancer, prove me wrong. Protip: You can't. The materialistic nature and consumerism involved in nostalgia pictures is disgusting desu.

I miss the Bush lads, I prefer a woman with a hairy pussy.

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Late millennial.
You had a pretty comfy and stable internet websites
Cool consoles
Gameboy
Raimi’s spiderman
X-TREME sports and X-games
Jackass
Super Smash Bros. (S)Melee without the autists
Malcolm

The only thing missing was YouTube, even tho I had fun with stupidvideos.com

what's so disgusting about it? do you just hate the society we live in and feel the need to take it out on people bonding over the things they all got to enjoy?

>t. man child

M-M-MOOOOODS

Super Underrated 80s Kino
>The Wild Life 1984
Chris Penn, Eric Stoltz - crazy ass party movie
>Secret Admirer
prime Kelly Preston nude + funny af
>Little Darlings
Yea Forums the movie
>Summer School
Better known but stiill underrated
>The Midnight Hour
Best Halloween movie ever? Top 5!
>Don't Go to Sleep
Comfiest TV horror movie w pizza

If you haven't seen at least one of these gtfo

learn to count retard

>do you just hate the society we live in and feel the need to take it out on people bonding over the things they all got to enjoy?
Yes, everyone can go fuck themselves with plastic landfill and rape their minds with motion pictures.

Well, at least you're honest.

>watching shit
HAHA FAGGOT

forgot last one?

M-mommy?

It says "primary audience born early-mid 90s" in the late millennial part you retard. Pretty sure people born in the early-mid 90s are now old enough to be here.

NO
YOU'RE ADOPTED HAHAHA

Nope

Not in my book they aren't

>born later then the late 80's early 90's
>uses Yea Forums
Literal cancer that ruined the internet. Kys.

was she sweating, Yea Forums?

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This
'83fag

Retard

>plot twist
>i'm actually a late 90's fag but am self aware enough to realise this

>another boomer reminiscing about the good old days
>implying it's the internet that got worse and not himself that became bitter and jaded
fucking get over it

This man made a very reasonable request and I'm not leaving this thread until it's answered.

Summer School is boring

Refer to Is it that hard to believe the internet has gotten worse? It's pretty self evident that it's gotten pretty bad.

I'm still waiting for my answer too, when I make a request I commit until the bitter end.

I do actually agree, but I hate faggots like this even more
just complaining about everything

I love you, full homo.

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>but I hate faggots
REPORTED FOR HOMOPHOBIA YOU FUCKING BIGOT.

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For the same reason Power Girl is an awesome character.
>strong sex appeal
>she's clearly aware of the effect she produces
>doesn't mine because she's self-confident as fuck
>even jokes about it

Strong women like those work because they're not insecure

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>If you haven't seen at least one of these gtfo
Um, alright. I'll see myself out then. Not!

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I read that as the Power Puff Girls and then read
>strong sex appeal
FUUUUUUUUUCK

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*mind

Shame on you user

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oh good
I wasn't the only one seeing it

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I wasn't quite old enough to apreciate most of it.

I'm a mix of late gen x and early millennial gen y. So that's where my nostalgia lies. Core Millennial is fine as well. Good lord I hate these labels though.

nostalgia peaks
>nintendo
>super nintendo
>genesis
>BTTF
>Thundercats
>goonies
>TMNT
>P&P
>SNICK
>AYAOTD
>goosebumps
>Home Alone
>Early Simpsons
>SBTB
>gameboy

>mix of late gen x and early millenial gen y
>all faggot
Did you really define yourself based on all that shit? Sounds like you have no worth as a human bean desu.

The answer is obviously Demi Moore, Playboy

Well, thanks, buddy. I didn't define myself. Just defined what I grew up with but whatever you boohoo all you need to if it makes you feel better, big guy.

Was there an unrated with even more nudity?

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Late millenial/gen Y, mang.

Holy shit, the incredibles, teen motherfucking titans, and AVATAR. And don't forget RAIMI Spideys and the Incredibles. Wish I could go back there.

sup sperg?

all day i dream about sex

>What was the last good era to be a kid here?

Up until 9-11-2001. Everything before that was great and comfy. Now everything sucks. Core Gen-X 78 here!!!FACT!!!

>Right up to Core Millennial. After that time it was just a blur.

It really does feel like the last 17+ years have been one long blur, doesn't it?!?FACT!!!

THIS is what Captain Marvel should have been!!!FACT!!!

We'll get a mostly female remake with Chris Hemsworth as Sgt Callahan

how the fuck does look the same in 1980?

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Movie was garbage but her scenes were fapkino

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>ynh a hot as fuck instructor/teacher/boss as perpetually horny as Sgt. Callahan that was also taller than you and stern during the day but super molesty at night in private

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Muh dick.

Any pornstars that look like her?

Mih duck.

Who?

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She’s probably the one who gave me a “/fit/ bitch with short blonde hair” fetish. It’s honestly the only thing that still gives me an instaboner, after the boozing, the porn abuse, the NoFap periods and all that. Give me a big fitted blonde with short hair and I’m diamonds. I prefer redheads a bit more on “beauty” level, but they can’t do that to me at this point. I see them less as fucktoys and more as “waifus”.

Dammit, why can’t we have sluts like that anymore? No Sonya Blade, no Samus, nothing. They could’ve done Captain Marvel as a tomboy military bitch, but no, we got Basic Becky instead... Fuck, I hate this timeline.

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Leslie Easterbrook

hubba hubba that tailfeather

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None I can think but here's a vintage scene with Stacy Valentine sporting slicked back hair
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What

Thanks man,but I was thinking more of a body type.

Tell me what you think of this absolute unit

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No childhood future or past can ever compete with being a teenager during Early & Core Millennial.

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Is that really Hellen Mirren? I mean holy fuck, dem vag bones and dat entire midriff... I'm fucking diamonds over here. This feels strange, I've never wanted to fuck someone that old.

No sex jokes allowed

Only sterile equality

DUCK TITS

WOO-HOO

Marcus Rashford hasn't aged at all.

Because you weren't angry at women for not liking you then.

That's not how you do dumbbell flyes?

FUUUUUUUUU

Holy shit that's Isaac Schrader

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Is that Asian Jim from the office

You could start with Walter Boos and Ernst Hofbauer filmography. Also notable Porky's, Revenge for Nerds, Mischief (those were the first time view, so notable personally desu). Note: visible for seconds, but it's even hotter.

>big guy
For you

Iktf user...

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>culture is just the shitty cartoons you watched a s a kid
Mankind has fallen so far

Yeah, it was better when it was the penny dreadfuls or comics you read as kid. Or going way back the cave drawing you looked at as kid.

Sex gifs

dios mio. movie?

Everyone forgets Sharon Stone was in Police Academy 4

She was hot as FUCK

What a woman

need to make a list of 80's movies
PG - all boner inducing skimpy outfits/near nudity
PG - 13 all cum inducing near full nudity/see thru outfits.

80's were a great time.

she was in one of the police academy movies. i think it was 5.

I still often wonder who makes Steve Guttenberg a star

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Ironically the only movie he didn't carry was the drag queen one with Wesley Snipes and John Leguizamo. He was completely outplayed by both of them in that that one.

Stardust.

Its called Looks Halo

we dooooooooooo

Late Gen-X here

NES, He-Man, TMNT and WWF golden era. Wouldn't change it for the world

>whatever happened to that guy, anyway? If Rob Schneider can still find work I don't see why Guttenberg wouldn't.

>dude, everything is about sex lmao
Yeah, becuase the assholish, obnoxious entitled wahmen you defend are definitely going to fuck bottom feeder perverts like you

Where is this from ?

They weren't going to top Porky's anyway.

Whoever made this has no idea when Mr. Rogers or Fat Albert was on television.

more like imagine the infighting among the group for the two pussies
they'd betray each other for some stinky pusy

how about read the fucking thread.

He is right though.
Back in the old days, we would look at the chick, at acknowledge that we will probably never score with her.
Now every fucking fedora thinks that he is entitled to government-mandate semen demon like this.

So, it's the stick with the two ends - both whamen and incels fucking ruined the normal sexy teasing.

Here you go
youtube.com/watch?v=SNxtJQZnqIE

>Now every fucking fedora thinks that he is entitled to government-mandate semen demon like this.

Do they, like really do they?
I thought it was more sex/waifu bots they waiting on.

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actually it is, everything you come in contact with is culture so yeah

Guttenberg is not friends with Adam Sandler

They started going on sex/waifu bots when it became certain nobody will force-marriage anything to them.

Anyone have the scene where she jumps in the pool and you can see through her shirt? I vividly remember a scene like that.