This is the first Netflix movie I've watched in which I felt it really could have been released in theaters

This is the first Netflix movie I've watched in which I felt it really could have been released in theaters.

Don't get me wrong - some other Netflix movies are good, but they aren't good in that old' fashioned, throw-back movie feeling you get from movies that actually meant something. This is the first Netflix movie I can personally think of which has that feeling.

The protagonists are good, the villains are bad. No SFW bullshit. This could have come out in the 80s. Give it a shot. It's a legit, high-quality movie.

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It has that same feeling as Shawshank Redemption, and I think that was intentional.

Why Kevin Costner in so many westerns/40s cinema all of a sudden?

Agreed. The soundtrack is decent too. It's not the best ever but how many netflix flicks do you notice the soundtrack? It actually fits the movie.

Wholesome memories of less scandalous time, user

It's funny how Netflix also has a Bonnie & Clyde movie. It's like seeing both sides of the same story.

It feels like a flick my parents would enjoy. That's actually a compliment to the movie.

Legit boring as hell. Cookie cutter generic characters.

I know it's not Power Rangers but if you take your Adderall you just may enjoy it

What movie is that?

gud flick

post netflix original kino
i'll start:
>Beasts of No Nation

Paddleton

Yes I know Duplass is a prick but its a great movie regardless. Ray Romano was great for some reason.

Yea Forums really needs to do a 'Good Netflix Movies & Shows' guide because there is so much shit you have to sift through on that service.

It is literally what 2 turbo autists from here would be like.

If you expand you knowledge you'd realize its cliched as fuck kiddo

>I'll have the Colt monitor
>AND the browning auto

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Nice slow burn. Loved to see Costner and Harrelson play off of each other.
Good watch. Women will think it's boring.

My mom liked it but she's 60

I've heard dudes say it's boring.

1922 could have been in the theater.
Thomas Jane is pretty underrated.

There have been precisely sixty gorillion bonnie and clyde movies.
Watch the one with Beatty is a legitimate classic.

I want to eat Kevin Costner’s cum fresh from his cock

The Boy Who Harnessed the Wind is another flix kino

>Give it a shot. It's a legit, high-quality movie.

Cool, I'll check it out.

>Yea Forums really needs to do a 'Good Netflix Movies & Shows' guide because there is so much shit you have to sift through on that service.

I second the motion!

fuck I got nothing better to do, gimmie a list

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But the dudes you hang out with are gay and your boyfriends, so they are like women

Wait, how good do the movies or shows need to be? What about good "bad" movies?

siege of jadotsville
other side of the wind
beasts of no nation

Woody is the best actor alive

Cool.

Should I add OP as well?

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Yes, and Ballad of Buster Scruggs as well

Beasts of No Nation is the best Netflix original movie by far.

I probably enjoyed it more than most because I really like Woody and Costner is aight. I watched a 2 part series on Netflix a few years ago (it was an A&E/Discovery miniseries) that was mostly showing the Bonnie and Clyde side of the story. It was actually a really good watch.

>Niggers: The Movie

why would I watch that?

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1922

TV to add:

Bodyguard
Norm Macdonald Has a Show
You

Written, produced, and directed by males. That’s why it was good.

I really hated it. It has those cliche super srs movie moments where the character gives a cliche biblical speech out of nowhere and then they exchange really poorly written "poetic" jabs. It gay as fuck

Also the film itself is boring and repetitive as fuck, the scenes just meld together until you can't even recall them distinctly in order.

I'll add Norm but the other two don't look like Netflix originals

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Yeah I guess they're not by strict definitions

you should add Outlaw King, it was very good, one of the best recent historical epics.

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Just added to my list. Braveheart but 2 hours instead of 3?

Polar

Hold the Dark

This movie would be good if Chris Pine had more than 2 lines the whole movie. I love historical stuff but his portrayal didn't do it for me.

Disregard this one, Mads is good but the movie is awful

yeah this is true, i just really like mads

You're smoking crack right OP? It was average as hell and if seen, should only be seen for the violent ending

I thought the fyre festival doc was pretty good put it on

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Check out the Hulu docu as well. Same story but some different perspective. There is a small part of it that is almost identical to the NF version but it's still worth watching!

I started watching this ironically and actually sat through the whole thing and enjoyed it

The Hulu one is not made by the Fyre team and slams everyone involved but it seems to have this weird angle that millennials are more easily dupped than other generations.

I enjoyed the Internet Historian's version the most. It was short, simple, and didn't try to spin anything.

Not sure about these ones. Most consensus on here is that they're not that good.

is it better than Beasts of no Nation?

I'll leave them for now then.

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>It's not the best ever but how many netflix flicks do you notice the soundtrack?
Black Mirror

What abou love death and robots

From what I've seen:

The Ballad of Buster Scruggs
>F1 Drive to Survive
>BoJack Horseman
>The Crown
>Godless
>Ozark

>only 7.0 on IMDB

what went wrong

I watched it semi-drunk and I thought it was passable. Don't remember much though beyond the "I'm being dragged outta retirement for DIS SHIT?" trope.

Norm Macdonald not getting a second season makes me sad every time I think about it.

polar is complete shit

I liked The Haunting of Hill House.
>inb4 soap opera

I would not say so. Beast of no nation is probably the best netflix movie

I enjoyed this one tho. It was slow but there was no bullshit. When they get to the shooting scene it's perfect

There needs to be an "Exclusive to certain regions" asterisk there so people don't complain when the movie/show isn't on there

Bump let's get that list sorted out

Love Death and Robots but note that only certain segments are good

all netflix productions are released globally

Dark is also great

the cocaine island thing was a decent way to kill 90 minutes

For a long time I thought better call saul and atlanta were made by netflix because they are originals in my region

>No SFW bullshit.

No Safe For Work bullshit? Why would that be an issue. What kind of Netflix shit do you watch while you're working that this is an issue?

The Babysitter
Other side of the Wind
Godless
Marco Polo
House of Cards (Season One only)
Gerald’s Game
The Polka King

I liked a few segments, personally, but I wouldn't put it on a "best of" list. Mostly felt like a college animation assignment where everyone wanted to shove in some tits and cock.

>oZZZark
that shit is boring as fuck

American Vandal needs to be on this list

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shirkers

Hold the dark was a fuckin creepy movie and it’s honestly hard to follow and I needed to look up other interpretations of what the director was conveying (being someone that usually figures out plot twists before they occur)
If you enjoy the cinematography and the primal fear you develop watching it it’s pseudo Kino, otherwise don’t bother

>Mindhunter
>Narcos
>Kingdom
>The Crown
>Love, Death & Robots
>Dark
>Altered Carbon

>The Meyerowitz Stories
>Wheelman
>First They Killed My Father
>I Don't Feel At Home In This World Anymore
>Next Gen
>Gerald's Game
>To the Bone
>Calibre
>13th
>ARQ
>22 July
>The Ritual

Yeah GTFO with that Jewish bullshit, this is Yea Forums please act like it.

yikes

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the first season of La Casa De Papel and Dark

the first season of La Casa De Papel and Dark

> The Other Side Of The Wind

No, that was movie was complete shit and boring as fuck.

I disagree, shit was fantastic

MUUUUAAAAA THE PLEBS

It has a decent setup, but it doesn't hold together. It feels like the director wasn't sure what kind of a movie he was making.

Pure reddit-core

spectral was pretty good movie

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>all of a sudden
He's always been in this kind of shit. I heard that when the original Red Dead Revolver came out way back when, he bought thousands of copies to inflate the genre of Western video games. Open Range was like 20 years ago, and The Untouchables (another 30's kino crime film) I think was nearly 3 decades ago.

Unrelated and I don't even give a shit about Dane Cook being in it, Mr. Brooks was a great serial killer movie. Very violent and underrated as fuck.

Literally, "Bonnie & Clyde".

Bump

No