Survivor boomers vs zoomers kino? What are the best survivor season? What are the worst? Why? Survivor thread...

Survivor boomers vs zoomers kino? What are the best survivor season? What are the worst? Why? Survivor thread. Does anyone here watch survivor.

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Best: Cagayan, Heroes v Villains, Pearl Islands
Worst: Redemption Island, One World, Game Changers

but what's the basis? why what made those ones good and the other ones bad?

good casts, limited twists/reliance on idol play, fun gameplay

shitty casts, shitty twists that irredeemably altered gameplay, darker tones/less fun

cool thread, but it was DOA. better luck on a Weds night SurvivorBro

Best: Survivor South Pacific
Worst: Redemption Island

lel, what? South Pacific was dumb. definitely a step up from preceeding RI, but still dumb. it was a retarded pagonging, and yet another case of returnees waltzing to the end.

also, I'm still mad that we didn't get the original Nicaragua theme. and how Russ Landau quit/got fired and there were no full intros played afterward.

The piracy one was cool.

I still watch but it's become a shitshow of idols and advantages. They need to have a season where it's all one tribe from the start as that's where it gets good anyway. Also don't spend so much time on challenges and more on tribal council.

Also I want to be on this show badly

Pearl Islands
basically
Heroes vs Healers vs Hustlers was rigged for Ben with idols. and Game Changers got unfathomably ridiculous when Cirie went home despite no votes against her because everyone else had an idol/was immune or similarly in Second Chance Cambodia when Kimmi went home in that weird tie vote because everyone else was immune.
Ghost Island tried to disguise the advantages and twists with the "legacy" of the game and tying it to past gameplay, but it was still gimmicky.

>Also I want to be on this show badly
I'm pretty knowledgeable about the casting process desu. what do you want to know, senpai?

Yes. Sometimes they do result in some really amazing plays but mainly idols are bullshit. Also didn't fucking Madea come up with an idea for an idol one season

Heroes vs Villains
Millennials vs Gen X

You're in the club and this guy smacks your girlfriend's ass. What do?

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Shit taste

How do I get the producers to notice me if I don't live in California and am not an asipiring actor or model

> They need to have a season where it's all one tribe from the start as that's where it gets good anyway.

It was called One World and that season sucked. but not because of the premise but because a dominant player

pitch mark burnett a survivor Yea Forums? online only big brother style 24 hour recording?

How does one apply and what do they need to do? I would love to be on survivor if they used some of the kino challenges and less of the "YOUR GOING TO THROW WATER FROM A BUCKET TO ANOTHER PERSON WITH A BUCKET WHO WILL THEN EMPTY THEIR BUCKED FROM A CHAIR INTO A BUCKET. WHEN THEY FILL THE BUCKET UNDER THE CHAIR THE REMAINING TEAM MEMBERS WILL BE MAKING A MUD TOWER USING ONLY THE UNDER CHAIR BUCKET WATER TO PILE IT AS TALL AS THEY CAN. FIRST TO 5 FEET WIN IF YOUR BUCKET RUNS OUT YOU HAVE TO START ALL OVER FROM A THROWING A BUCKET OF WATER."

No they were divided by gender into tribes of 9. I mean one tribe, individual immunity from the start.

Yes. The infamous "Tyler Perry" idol--which already existed in similar fashion in previous seasons.
Don't:
>use the theme music in your video
>say "if I can survive X, I can survive anything"
>show yourself in the snow or other harsh conditions
>show a montage of yourself doing random activities
>overly compare yourself to other castaways
Do:
>be authentic and talk to the camera directly
>have interesting anecdotes and stories
>have a consistent "character" i.e., if you're the "nerd", don't talk about how your also a jock and an athlete
>present yourself as a "niche" that the show normally uses, be immediately relatable in a particular category

>Also I want to be on this show badly
If you get on you need to drop some ebin memes

You go on this website on cbs and make a video and send it in. They tell you you can win a prize or survivor and then you go there and go on the show.

what if and hear me out. after tribe immunity there was a chance for individual immunity? could shake things up hrmmmmmmmm?

lets brainstorm survivor seasons.
>Survivor Canada: Producers vs Cameracrew
>Survivor Madagscar: Arts degrees vs STEM degrees
>Survivor West Virginia: City Mice vs Suburban mice (yuppies from cities and suburbs respectably)

be prepared to live by your phone if you make the 1st round. the producers will contact you for an initial phone/skype interview. be consistent with who you were in the video.

if you fly out to california for personal interviews, don't fucking talk about it, especially on here. don't talk to other potentials/hotel guests. be consistent with the "character" you've been thus far. find ways to gel with Probst without sucking up overtly. be energetic. have plenty of stories to demonstrate who you are as a person.

Maybe I'll make another video and give it a shot. If I get on I'll wear a sneeds shirt

Which was the one that had the tax evader shout "I been bamboozled!"? Cuz that's my favorite one.

wasted effort, it won't make the show. best you can do is be like Cochran or Kass and slyly look at the camera when something is funny or ridiculous.

Big Brother, on the other hand, is ripe for memes. since whatever doesn't make the show will be on the Live Feeds and will be exploitable. just don't be a sperg like Ian and refer to us as "that forum".

Richard Hatch, the first winner. Got tricked in season 8: All Stars
Was supposed to be on season 22: Redemption Island, but still couldn't leave the country. So we got a 4th time for Rob. and it was Rob vs Russel instead of the GOAT RH vs RH, Richard Hatch vs Russel Hantz.

>Richard Hatch, the first winner. Got tricked in season 8: All Stars
Ah, that's the one. I remember the controversy because he rubbed his fag dick against a lady contestant. Good thing that didn't happen these days!

no kidding!

how do i get a survivor gf

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frequent Survivor events

I liked this guy because he was the only asshole on the island who could catch fish. Then the other jerks made fun of him for being a doofy bearded boomer. Sad!

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based and fish pilled

This fucking shitter.

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>3:45

he would be shitposting on Yea Forums if he was born 30 years later

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personal fav for me is Philippines bc it was the first season i watched and i am a Russel fag. Cook islands, china and pearl islands are very good imo. I have only seen ab half of the seasons and I try to watch in a way where I do not watch returning cast seasons until i know whos on it.

Based Jim Duggan

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>This would've made my life a lot better. I always get hurt trusting people... I want so badly to be accepted, and I NEVER get the acceptance that I want. I don't fit! So much for my dreams.
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no doubt. hilarious when he got voted off 1st on his 4th playthrough.

awesome season
crazy how Denise went to every tribal

Redemption Island is definitely the worst. I had been watching Survivor since Fiji, but Redemption island was such a fuck up that I stopped watching until this most recent season

Of those you missed:
>Bad:
23 South Pacific
24 One World
26 Caramoan
34 Game Changers
>Okay:
27 Blood vs Water
29 San Juan del Sur
30 Worlds Apart
31 2nd Chance Cambodia
32 Kaoh Rong
35 Heroes vs Healers vs Hustlers
36 Ghost Island
37 David vs Goliath
>Good:
25 Philippines
28 Cagayan
33 Millennials vs Gen X