Generation Kill

>WHO KNOW HAJIS COULD BE HOTTIES

Yeah, that's exactly it. You should be more like Trombley.

Put those digits down and dig a fucking hole.

>mfw I realize I'll never be able to do a combat jack

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Jesus Christ! What is you some kind of goddamn hippie faggot? What the fuck is this? Devil Dog, why the fuck is your get out of your regulation?

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>No sooner do we stop getting IP banned, the janitor is already lifing us in his illiterate fucking retardese.

They feel like very different animals, and it feels kind of weird putting them in the same basket. Marines are always characters, no matter what they're doing.

wtf I hate Whopper Juniors now.

ARE YOU MOCKING THE GET STANDARDS

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i never even noticed the guy goose stepping behind him.

anybody want some November Juliet?

I heard Godfather himself say you look like a bum.

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Guys, seriously, what the fuck was his problem?

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stop posting this ugly cunt in every fucking thread, faggot

a woman directed 1 of the episodes i think. honestly made me rethink women directors.

>when we opened for Limp Bizkit we fucken sucked. But then again so did they

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>that scene where Fick shuts him the fuck down

Why was Fick so fucking Based?

I've watched it 4 times by now. It's really good, I guess because it focuses on the characters. You could make an entire war film about the characters bantering to each other and not show one battle and I would probably watch it.

Kathryn Bigelow directed Point Break my dude.

Yeah even The Wire doesn't get enough credit for being funny

>tfw pussy infrastructure

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Competence will always beat incompetence in a fair fight

>You do not speak until spoken to
>Nobody fucking spoke to you!
Based lt.

Why was Encino Man such a fucking retard

How did he even get into the marines? Isn't there some sort of a minimum IQ requirement to be able to serve in armed forces in the US?

I LOVE YOU FRUITY RUDYYYYYY

Jesus the fucking absolute incompetence of the higher ups gave me the strongest secondhand frustration I have ever had

i read One Bullet Away before I saw this, definitely recommend

If I remember he was a military intelligence desk jockey
He had no business being in command but on paper he was higher ranked

>I'm putting it down, you picking it up Gunny?

Based Lt.

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he deliver that line so fucking good

Yeah it is interesting because a name like Generation Kill makes you think it will be pretty grim and unfunny.
The humor I think is more pronounced because they were so much insanely better than the enemy that it was really only their commanders putting them in danger. Even then they
>Did all of Iraq in spare humvees they had barely trained for
>Blitzed past ambushes as part of a purpose diversion plan by Mattis
>Took almost zero casualties
>Were so effective the entire Iraq military adjusted to them
>And were able to even take out tanks, AA guns, and other threats that should have ended them
As the guys noted, 4/5 of people did not fire their weapons in battle during WW2. Trombley complained about not being able to shoot and nobody hesitated when they had to.

kek

>military intelligence
the oxyest of morons

>Everyone's got a job to do. Janitor's job is to be a loser and he excels at that position.

NO SARN’T, THIS MARINE GETS DUBS

witnessed

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D-do trips count as dubs?

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>The general has asked this battalion to be America's get-troops, and Godfather can't tell the General 'We don't do trips.”

Ivy league education

That virginity wasn't hers to lose.

IRL Encino Man was even more retarded than TV-version. His incompetence was toned down for TV-show.

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If the day does not require an AK, the day has been good.

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I gotta rewatch this soon

The posters of Yea Forums and grateful to be liberated and greet Generation Kill threads as quality threads

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Habadaba

That sand, was very evil

manlet

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Now he’s the kicker, the show had to tone down Captain America because it would have not been believable

Captain America was even more retarded in real life than depicted in the show

>the oxyest of morons
well, I'll be damned, I did not know this pun before and I like it.

Captain America = me if I were ever in charge of anything or in proximity of anything scary like bullets

>tried to stab a prisoner
I like to think that if I ever got to the point where I thought stabbing a prisoner was a good idea I wouldn't fuck it up.

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SHE WAS A SKATER GIRL HE SAID SEE YOU LATER GIRL

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Fucking frat house pussy

Captain america is there anything you can't fuck up?

The only thing I fear is to disappoint godfather.
But today I was not disappointed marine, today you made me proud.

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November Juliet?

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hey don't give up. you could get trapped in a toilet during a terrorist attack.

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Another good interview with /ourFruit/

I realize it's probably intentional, but I couldn't get through it because of all the brocringe and forced banter. I get it, they are treating the whole thing like a joke and they are stupid fratbros in over their heads or whatever. Too on the nose.

trust fund rear echelon intel officers. they were meant to be operators acting in small groups and instead were deployed as an entire unit in fucking humvees.

>tfw when your superiors got to invade sandy beaches in the carribean when they were 20 and you get stuck invading shithole sandy oil dumps or cold mountains on the other side of the planet

Was he don't ask don't tell?

>that retard with the fash haircunt he keeps having to swipe like a schoolgirl
cringe

Judging by how I have to rush to the toilet as soon as I come through my front door I wouldn't even do a combat piss. It's like my body puts it entirely on hold when I'm out around people and nervous, and then it just gives up all restraints as soon as I get home.

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god i hope so

Was the RL godfather that hoarse from cancer and the actor faked it, or did the actor have that hoarse voice and they handwaved it with the cancer line? It sounded pretty convincing, so if he was faking it he must have been sore as fuck after every shoot where he had to hoarse whisper shout.

>RL godfather that hoarse from cancer
yes

Quite fruity.

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>tfw you find out after watching the show that Rudy Reyes is not an actor but a real marine and is playing himself
We love you, Fruity Rudy!

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In the book they state that some of the iraqi soldiers didn't know that something like NVG's exist and were surprised when they got decimated in a nighttime ambush. Hardly a competent enemy.

Fucking Meesh

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Chance Kelly was faking it for the role because real Godfather had throatcancer, he has a normal voice in other films.

Stalingrad and Das Boot, also Apocalypse Now

Both he and captain america were reportedly very good at their job (i.e. intelligence). It's just that driving around in humvees as bait wasnt their job. They shouldve never been assigned to a combat unit.

1 2 3 what are we fighting 4

>be united states marine
>be selected for special ops force recon
>millions spent on training me to do spooky shit in all environments
>trained to solid snake into enemy territory and spy on the bad guys
>born to kill
>invasion of iraq
>oh boy I get to be a high speed operator, can't wait
>arrive in country
>retard officers
>broken down humvees, have to fix and armor plate with my own money
>spend all day rolling around iraq being a distraction while grunts do all the fighting
>no batteries for nvgs
>no lube for grenade launcher, doesn't even work lol
>hippy journalist tagging along
>never ever get a recon mission
>retard officers get medals
>don't even see enough action to get ptsd
...
>years later
>get to play myself in a comfy docudrama about my experiences
:)

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He wasnt in force recon user

It's ridiculous how handsome this motherfucker is, his google picture search looks like a model portfolio.

I guess GK is a show women just can't understand. It's okay, that's why we made shows like the bachelor

You sure? I thought they were force recon guys but idk shit about the marines

he's not wrong
one bad bullet = massive loss of training
Godfather was a fucking retard

Welcome to the marine corps. Train to NOT do your job. For 90% of the marine corps your first year in the fleet, you're a janitor and bitch boy.

4 episodes were directed by a woman

That song only ever reminds me of the youtube-doubler video posted on here years ago where it was mashed up with that old Mickey Mouse parody of him going to Vietnam. Thanks Mickey.

i rewatch it every week

>with my own money
The idea of soldiers having to buy their own shit off of ebay or wherever you buy armour plates and turrets just fucking blows my mind. I could understand it if it was some country with zero investment into their army, but in the armed forces of the country that throws the most money at it?

ironic...

It's why the whole iraq thing was a colossal failure

1st recon battalion =\= Force Recon. GK is about 1st battalion.

One of those things is elite special forces. The other lets retards like Trombley into their ranks.

Iceman transferred to force recon I think

Military offers lowest bidder stuff as equipment, soldiers can get better equipment from free market if they are willing to pay for it. As long as we aren't talking about stuff with sales restrictions like night vision and shieet.

Chinese room

>can you imagine the stank on that cunt

Someone interpret the football match at the end for me, why would you ever get mad at rudy

>>don't even see enough action to get ptsd
He still got some PTSD. See

Épisode ? When p’ease

It was just all the pent-up combat stress coming out. But neither of those fights actually happened IRL. The one captain shoved the other captain into a wall once years later, but he said it was a joke.

>they are treating the whole thing like a joke
because it was a fucking joke
>in over their heads
they absolutely demolished the iraqi army

the pointless dread of existence

>user, do your Big Gay Al for me

Explain plox

should I join the military

>Not recognizing Rudy as the straightest man alive

Have you ever heard of Leni Riefenstahl?

He literally had a wife or gf that lived with him

So did Oscar Wilde.

>were reportedly very good at their job (i.e. intelligence)
Really ?

So I guess that makes Rudy gay....somehow? Or is it just because you want to suck his dick that bad?

>4/5 of people did not fire their weapons in battle during WW2
I'd like to see those stats. Because that smells of some statistics bullshit.

Yup. There's some interviews around with 1st recon marines attesting to this fact.

>at home

When home is far away, you fuck what you can get

HEE HEE

beautiful

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>Rudy Reyes
>Ian McCollum
>in the same video

Oh my god

>One of those things is elite special forces. The other lets retards like Trombley into their ranks.
which one is which?

Zach what are you doing here

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My respect went up for him tenfold.

Went through some of the worst shit life has to offer and he came out on top stronger.

On the DVD Commentary Evan Wright was talking about how he talked to Captain America prior to the invasion and he seemed very intelligent and good at his job, he just couldn't handle combat.

Zach here,

just chilling.

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