ITT: Comic book characters too kino for CapeShit

>ITT: Comic book characters too kino for CapeShit

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LOLI?

Kim Jong was is comic character?!

bus stop guy

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When I was 13 I found these and fucking died.

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Only Jonah Hill could have pulled this character off

fuck WB screwing up Superman so much that we will never get a Legion spin off film

wat?

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Our guy stardust of course

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who is this mysterious 5th column?

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No.

this is like something a mental patient envisions surely

oh, (((you know)))

I'd go with Cowboy Henk.

No, it is pure distilled ourguy.

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I wanna fuck that shoulder-pussy.

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American Nazis.

>give giant with no head a head
>but then make it disappear into its body
What an asshole.

and then he does it, the absolute madman

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Literally me

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did anno make this comic?

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ITTY BITTY BABY
ITTY BITTY BOAT

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that's not a comic book
that's a comic strip

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So anyone who is opposed to open borders?

>complain he might have to toss out all the cerebus art because he has no room
>get a call from hollywood to make a cerebus movie
>tell them not to waste their time because no one would ever watch it
Jeez Dave stop trying to destroy your career

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Based Boomer

I’m putting together a team.

>rescuing prostitutes from nondescript terrorists
Not based

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>applying modern day politics to the 1930s

Wew

he's not wrong

he's right though. besides, cerebus is meant to be enjoyed in comic form.

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I only know of Cerebus from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles crossover comic. He seems pretty cool.

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Then why does it come in a book?

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In other comics Henk makes it clear (or less so) that he means both rightist totalitarians and Stalinists. Any enemies of America. There were a lot of stories about saboteurs then. Hollywood likes to pretend it specifically means Nazis but there were too many examples of commies doing stupid protest stuff and trying to fonent labor unrest.
Open borders is an incredibly stupid idea that would not even be seriously proposed by anyone of any ideology at the time, or, indeed, any before our pre-revolutionary chaos of brainless elites.

sure but he could have taken the check, they were never gonna actually make the movie anyway. the studio just wanted to grab the rights before someone else did

Has anyone read the Stardust/Spongebob parody crossover? Apparently they hired the original artist to do it, it's pretty kino

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Epic user.

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schizophrenia was a mistake

This is a masterpiece.

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i've seen better

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don't get it :(

I forgot if Bendis wrote this himself or was someone else ridiculing him.

if you wanted to ridicule bendis you'd write something like this

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WHERE'S THE JOKE, FUCKLEY?

Stardust is literally the most kino thing in the history of Yea Forums. It can never be put to film.

She got knocked up by her dad? And now the sin is going to fuck her? Am I reading that right?

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Black Bomber was the original pitch for DC's first black superhero before Tony Isabella told the editor that it was an awful idea to have a racist white guy turn into a black guy. So he made Black Lightning instead

haha get it, it is Shadman but it is wholesome lmao

Those girls look like they fuck black guys.

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she cute

fuck that roastie for aborting

The joke is anthropological in nature. Early human tools always seem crude to the modern eye, and this idea is comedically exaggerated in "Cow Tools." What use are these tools to a cow? As humans, we can only guess at their use and significance in early cow society.
t. PHD in Larsonology

no it's funny because cows are girls and they don't use tools

it's an allegory

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Cant wait for him in Doom Patrol Season 2

zippy the pinhead!

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Can somebody explain this to me?

HABEEB IT

the joke is that the dude in the coat is less evolved than a neanderthal, because so far they've all been getting on the bus in that order

Damn, roasted.
I grew up reading C&H and thought it was absolutely hilarious. Now that I'm married, I don't find this strip so amusing anymore. It's more of a dull ache.

Our species' development was made possible in part by a loss of empathy.
Simply put, we lost something along the way as we entered the modern world

you have seen what a comic book looks like, right? it's not a compilation of newspaper strips

The bus.

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The line went from monkey to sapien. The bus driver blocked the caveman from paying because the modern human was supposed to be in front of him.

Actually that's Tom King, who would be the new DC Bendis, except DC actually fucking hired Bendis.

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The driver is saying the guy in the coat is more of a monkey than the caveman

Which original creator? Fletcher Hanks froze to death on a park bench.

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