Be late 90's

Have you been afflicted with porn induced ED or are the redditors lying?

>early 00s
>playing vice city
>want to go on the internet and find cheats
>friend told me about this site called gamewinners.com
>I instead type gameswinners.com
>hardcore pornography

Holy shit dude, ED from porn is a myth. I am 36 and been jacking it since 95 and my dick still gets hard as a rock all the time

its a lie, I've been masturbating at least 5 times a day for 20+ years and my dick works like it has always worked

Wouldn't it be cool if you had muscles in your dick and jerking off was exercising them
so you'd have all these pasty nerds going around with massively jacked dicks

literally revenge of the nerds

Oh yeah, this reminds me of the days when I would hit up altavista searching for porno website passwords like an idiot, although I think I got into barely legal once

Also

>Be late 90's
>download hot videos and photos of celebs
>running out of hard drive space
>have to bite the bullet and decide which ones to delete

Remember those sites that would cut up a scene into two clips to download every week and then after about a month you could join all the clips together for the full vid? Good times.

yeah i remember most my videos were always just segments, but those were alone sometimes good enough to jack off to

Used to go here a lot

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>getting pushed around by Bully Brad in high school
>whip out your vascular meaty penis and punch him with it

>tfw you manage to avoid having anyone use the phone for three hours
>time to watch this tiny .mov of a two-second blowjob from some 70s porno

Good times.

based

>Download hot video of big titty asian stripper
>98% done
>mom yells from living room "I picked up the phone and I need to call someone! get off the internet!"
>REEEEEEEEEEE

>gives ur computer aids

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I never got a virus from that, then again I was smart enough to not download a video ending in *.EXE

>ask my hsgf if she wants to watch some porn together
>she says she's never watched any but she's into it
>go to sublime directory and tell her to find something
>she picks out some lesbian video of these two blonde bimbos eating each other out
>finger her while she gives me a handy
>feels good man

Easier to collect and track people's IP addresses. You people are retarded if you don't think Adult Check wasn't some sort of shady government program.

>kid on early 90s internert
>want to look up porn but don't yet know the word "porn" or even what words to search
>finally figure out the secret phrase "jiggly boobs"
figured out jackin it much later unfortunately

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youtube.com/watch?v=Zej3h8WcH_I

Or .mov or .wmv

All those extensions were adshit

>wmv

SAY IT AIN'T SO

Early 90s? More like 2019's UK

>started when he was 12
yikes that's late

Men have been jerking off as long as there have been men.
The nofap meme is pure retarded reddit faggotry

Gamewinners died a few years ago. RIP

>he can only jerk off with porn
Poor sick man, I'll pray for you.

did i say anything about porn kike?

Yes. You were opening with it.

>I've been jerking off to internet porn since 96

Jerking since I was 4, no ED at all, far from it.

I have. It's very real. Stay away from porn.

>started masturbating at 12
Were you sucking a cock when you realized you had one of your own?

Can you imagine zoomers born when the internet is already part of our lives?

learn to read you gigantic faggot.

Go fuck your whore of a mother little bitch boy

too busy fucking yours

wow thats based

>Remember those sites that would cut up a scene into two clips to download every week and then after about a month you could join all the clips together for the full vid? Good times.

Fuckingfreemovies.com and eutopiamovies.com were my go-to for that.

>tfw you'd trawl XXX passwords sites for working passwords and logins to get you into premium sites and if that didn't work there was allways Greenguy Link O Rama (which still exists)

Same thing happened to me with gamefaqs. I don't remember what I actually typed in, but what I got sure wasn't help with resident evil 2.

>remember doing exactly that
>nowadays
>find videos from premium web-sight
>no new videos leaked since 2017
>try to find xxxpasswordzzz sitezzz for login shit just like my old days so I can sneak in and download some myself
>last available: 2017 as well
>they're all obviously disabled/not working

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