>Hey user, having another lonely night at the kinoplex? Bet you’re here to see the new Joker movie, right? Haha
Hey user, having another lonely night at the kinoplex? Bet you’re here to see the new Joker movie, right? Haha
lol shut the fuck up dweeb
Ummm... would you go on a date with me?
Funny. That's funny. I bet you'd look funnier sucking my dick with no teeth. Where the fuck is based Robert?
Who put you in charge faggot? Where's Robert?
Jules what are you doing at the register? You were specifically hired to be Robert's cocksleeve
This is why incels need a firm hand to keep them in order.
>pulls out gun
>it’s about to get a whole lot more lonely in here nerd
This. Jules would look cute in some makeup and skirt
>formerly Robert
Thanks young moot.
What about femcels?
>W..where's robert?
Robert's soaking up the sun with his alternate timeline/parallel universe incarnations at the Beach Roberta where white boi ass is on the menu.
no such thing
he's perfect as he is
>incel is short for "involuntary celibate"
>women need their own special classification
Hmmm...
Jules wouldn't make fun of a single woman, though.
Jules doesn't look alpha enough to say that chad shit
Wrong. So wrong. So many fat, ugly bitches that dont get laid lol.
The root word is needed though to differentiate because everyone thinks incel is exclusively men which is wrong.
Too bad.
Women don't lash out when frustrated, unlike men.
lex luthor
When Robert gets back I'm going to tell him what you said to me.
Femcel is literally just an abbreviated form of "female incel." The japs do this all the time, especially with long anime titles.
>that dont get laid
With Chad. They think they deserve a 10/10. But even then, sometimes they hit up a Brad anyway who is feeling desperate.
Because there exists no such thing as a female incel. Even the most hideous, bloated, obese, diseased looking, goblina mutts could get laid. The only reason they dont is that they are punching for the top 2% of males and gun down any guy who doesn't have 8% bf @ 25BMI, 6'3+, make 6 figs and drive a Lamborghini.
Hello Jules, Thanks for reserving me a good spot in the theater.
Eat shit, Jules. Better have fruit punch here tonight or I'm literally gonna murder you.
>There's that cheeky sense of humor again, Jules. My date will be arriving shortly. Two tickets for Captain Marvel please.
>formerly beta
Jules is cute! CUTE!
Oh yeah, well I bet you went to see Captain Marvel and don't even have a girlfriend to blackmail you into it.
>I bet you'd look funnier sucking my dick with no teeth.
Yeesh
And incels could gun for fatties if they wanted to, but they don't because they are pathetic wastes of space.
How old do you think Jules is?
I am ginger like op and i like black girls
Ask me anything :)
He could be anywhere between 16 and 25 considering the decline of testosterone over the last 70 years.
Post feet
>next station please
Jules, if that is your real name... your terminal isn’t active. Do you even work here?
>Robert, help! This man just threatened me!
>Did you just call me cute? Are you gay, bro?
Think ya pretty smart, huh? Think ya can finna outsmart a ding-dong diddly ding-a-ling up ya anus?
how is you're parent's marriage
Incels are the same, do they want to fuck those ugly bitches? No they want their 5/10 girl but in incel mind instagram model with gazzilion followers is 5/10.
>do they want to fuck those ugly bitches?
Yes. Check /r9k/ and literally any reddit.
Women who don't bother to look after themselves or maximize their looks are generally quite unpleasant to be around (not saying that doesn't apply to men as well).
But I've seen the opposite.
Shut up you androgynous homo
And my kinopass hasn't expired yet right
I wouldnt want date redditors either desu.
Then those people aren't "incels"... It's really that simple. If they're desperate enough to take literally anything then they can have that dumb Reddit label. All else are fakers.
Based and BLACKpilled
I'll date you
>Then those people aren't "incels"
Yet they still identify as such. In any case they are still pathetic people with horrible attitudes yet can't understand why everyone else finds them unpleasant to be around.
Based on the edge poster
haha nah bro, but we should hang out sometimes maybe cuddle and kiss to bro haha
Maybe... dick in butt?
Where’s Robert?
Errr Jules, do me a favour sausage, get me the manager as I'll only be served by Roger.
Thanks lad
Fuck you asshole, I own a house and two cars. Go cry to your momma you little punk bitch
>Roger.
>lol sure you do old man
Jules, the clones are behind you, on you right.
Call Robert.
Man I haven’t been to a movie theater in a long time. I’m kind of craving some popcorn.
Are there any decent movies coming out this weekend?
Do y-you want to maybe go see it with me? or maybe a romantic movie haha
(you)
I hope he's no older than 16. they are the tighest holy fuck
Please see
>tfw Jules keeps skipping to pick me as the theater shooter
I’m on to you ya little faggot and you’re going to get what’s coming