How did they travel from Ohio to New Jersey in like an hour?

How did they travel from Ohio to New Jersey in like an hour?

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middle of the night with no traffic dummy

>he unironically asks these kind of questions

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Freddy magic

Jason was in the van. Remember, he teleports.

HAHA DUDE JUST TURN YOUR BRAIN OFF

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I remember them explain in the docu that they were supposed to have enough medicine to keep Jason asleep for the whole trip but then it conflicted with the dreams so it's another liberty they took much like how Jason reached manhattan almost as fast as the survivors did

Why were there rednecks with southern accents in New Jersey?

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>I require my SLASHER movies to be logistically consistent

Jason had already made it to Springwood by that scene

Southern NJ is literally Alabama with pine trees. It's fucking bizarre

Because Coasters don’t “understand” distances and assume Ohio is a brisk walk from New Jersey.

Because the Southern drawl is typecast as the accent of bumfuck rustics who can barely do arithmetic without going into a cold sweat. It’s not like it’s undeserved either, since every goddamn trucker I’ve ever had to deal with seems to have that accent.

It’s a shame, why can’t they get some farmers from Wisconsin? Their accents are pleasant.

they shot it in texas I think they forgot where the movie is supposed to take place

I dunno but this movie was fun and I kinda hope they do another one.

>the stoner was immune from freddy's dream powers because pot inhibits REM sleep which is required for dreaming
>this is why he and linerman didn't die in their sleep the night of the party, and why freddy had to physically manifest himself to control him
Bravo, Yu

I liked some of the ideas in this remake like the tunnels and traps Jason used, but everything else was shit.

Literally the opposite for me, loved everything except the tunnels and traps bullshit. The cast was great especially the douchebag boyfriend

>Perfect nipple placement
lmao

This was hot garbage.

that chick was so fucking hot

This the movie was worth it just for her tits

Are you trying to imply that Alabama does not have pine trees?

They were stupendous.

You can make pretty good time on I 80

haven't seen the movie but i assume that they took a plane to travel that quickly

Actually refute the "turn your brain off" argument.

It's stupid and lazy. It's no better than "it's so bad it's good"

"turn your brain off" isn't an argument it's a refusal to engage in argumentation

Why can't something be entertaining in it's awfulness? When have people not found humor in another's misfortune(in this case a filmmaker lacking the talent to make a quality film)?

POT SAVES

That's easy. Since Jason was in their vehicle, they gained the ability to teleport off-screen.

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Unironically like this

They thought about everything didn't they?

PA fag here can confirm, take the toll roads at like 1am and you can go 100mph the whole state

everything else is the same exact formula as every other jason movie.

this movie was perfect and the best horror reboot, and even better than most of its original predecessors.
id say
4>reboot>5>2>>all the others

>4>reboot>5>2>>all the others
massive shit taste