FOR A GREAT LOW RATE YOU CAN GET ONLINE, GO TO THE GENERAL AND SAVE SOME TIME!

so i went on the in-ter-net

If I called PFG today could I still request the original cassette tapes?

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Got myself a webcam and think that I am set

m.youtube.com/watch?v=NYtQXtUMWvQ

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FOR A GREAT LOW feed YOU CAN GET ONLINE, GO TO chucks AND SAVE SOME sneed!

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I would fuck her raw

do black people's arms turn into leather as they age? what's going on with shaq here?
youtube.com/watch?v=GmF942QwuU8

menthol cigarettes
malt liquor
payday check cashing and loan establisments
dollar stores
mcdonald's
anywhere you can easily shoplift from

Dude she was hot

he's based and doesn't give a fuck

Imagine actually watching commercials in the year 2019

I was so happy and Cellino and Barnes got back together

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>GOOD CREDIT? BAD CREDIT? NO CREDIT?
>NO PROBLEM!!!!!!!!!!!!
>COME ON DOWN AND GET A BRAND NEW VEHICLE WITH NO MONEY DOWN AND NO PAYMENTS FOR 12 MONTHS!

What happened to the Kools penguin? He was based, way better than that fag Joe Camel.

>no curves
>failed actress whose major contribution to the world is a meme commercial
>social media accounts suggest she has several dark complected children, each with a different father
Why? Can you only get aroused by sadness and failure?

Yes

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I can't find one of the General's commercial with the snowboarding penguin anymore.

youtube.com/watch?v=tloVHJtrJ_k

The basically can't advertise smokes anymore. At best you get a picture of the pack and a price.

all tobacco advertising was banned in the US in 2004 user

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I actually used The General for a while.
My advice is don't use The General.

WWWWWWAAAAAOOOOOOWWWWW

POP GOES PERFECTION

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CAUSE IM YOUR LAAAAAAAAAAADY

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>Drugs?
>No, sir!

I love how his fiance shakes her head at this part.

did this school actually help anyone or was it phoenix tier shit?

>land of the “free”
Doesn’t the US more or less owe its existence to tobacco?
Talk about being ungrateful.

I always thought education connection was some government sponsored thing to help millennials look up colleges. The commercials were kinda weird and bland but catchy so I thought there must be DoE money in it or something.

>Doesn’t the US more or less owe its existence to tobacco?
>Talk about being ungrateful.
It's fine; our government heavily subsidizes the tobacco industry.

The government pays farmers to grow tobacco, and then they also spend a shit ton of money trying to get everyone to quit.

We also export a shit ton of it American tobacco is some of the best in the world

the industry agreed not to use animal mascots because it could be construed as advertising to children
it's mostly not illegal, it's almost all "agreements" that the tobacco companies "voluntarily" imposed upon themselves to avoid further regulation. Even all anti-tobacco advertising is financed and essentially controlled by the tobacco industry, which is why it is universally lame

I've been smoking Marlboro reds since I was 13, they're my absolute favourite. I just wish they were cheaper in bongland.

Good2Go minimum auto coverage
need cash now
buy here pay here
no credit no problem

Why do Americans love car insurance so much?

why are Europeans obsessed?

they have no national identity so they must diminish those with such.

Because it's mandatory and states use it being a requirement as a moneymaker. Penalties for driving without insurance can be as much as $1000 in some states. Cops love nailing lower middle class people for it. So there are a ton of companies that cater to delivering the bare minimum insurance for dirt cheap. Of course this insurance is terrible if you have to actually use it. They exist just to collect a check from poor people so they can continue driving to their wagie job. And they have to drive because that's how our infrastructure is set up.
The whole thing is a racket to keep the underclass in their place.

It's called consolidation; strengthen governments and corporations, and weaken individuals. With taxes this can be done imperceptibly over time.

Why are Scandinavians so uptight about drinking and driving?