Ant Man is a CUCK

If you think about it, Ant Man is the ultimate cuck superhero, his wife is fuckin some other guy and raising his kid and he's perfectly okay with this AND fully supportive of this, on top of that, ant man's power is to turn tiny, you know what else turns tiny when he turns small? HIS DICK, and I know you might be asking, "can't he turn big also? Making his dick big?" Nope, he only turns into a BIGGER KEK

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>his wife is fuckin some other guy and raising his kid
A: He’s also banging Evangeline Lily.
B: He’s still helping to raise his kid.

So he's being double cucked

If you think about it logically though...

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Tfw no giant Evangeline lily gf to gently dominate me

The cop is a cuck for raising Ant Mans daughter even though she makes it perfectly clear she doesn’t care about him and only loves Ant Man. Also Ant Man traded up for a hotter girl.

His true plan is to let the other guy raise his daughter until he can marry her.

>she makes it perfectly clear she doesn’t care about him and only loves Ant Man.
Contrary to the people in this thread, those characters seem well adjusted and mature. The daughter will always love her dad, but the new dad is not hated, and people adjusted with maturity on a situation, especially for the good of the kid.
Which is something OP will never had a chance to understand.

>his wife is fuckin some other guy
You mean the gigantic blonde bitch that dropped him after he did something honorable?
Scott cares about his daugher, who deeply loves him and his superhero side, and he bangs Hope, a top-tiers woman.

ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT ME AND THE REST OF THE NIGGERS IN THIS TREAD ARE IMMATURE???????????

imagine thinking that hag on the right was even attractive thirty years ago.

Wait wait wait.... you guys always say the person raising someone else's kid is cucked one, not the dude who dipped, went to jail, and started banging a hotter chick.

The fuck's the matter with you?

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does your mother know you're gay?

>have standards
>get called gay
men are so fucking stupid

In Yea Forums‘s eyes everyone who interacts with women is a cuck

Why didn't Antman makes himself tiny and enter Thanos's asshole?

Well, for starters, just think about it logically

your standards are cock. we get it.

>his wife is fuckin some other guy

Ant-Man is fucking Evangeline Lilly though, who is hotter than his former wife.

>and raising his kid

That makes the cop raising his kid the cuck, NOT Ant-Man/Scott. In fact, his daughter Cassie loves her biological father Scott even more than her adopted father, which makes her adopted father A DOUBLE KEK.

>and I know you might be asking, "can't he turn big also? Making his dick big?" Nope, he only turns into a BIGGER KEK

Wrong. When Ant-Man turns big, IT MAKES HIS DICK VERY BIG and it makes him EVEN LESS OF A KEK.

this isn't reddit, you don't have to hit Return twice to format your posts. i imagine you think you have the biggest 4 inch penis on the planet

Ant-Man is probably the biggest Chad left in the Avengers.
>Thor stopped banging Asgardians because they’re all dead.
>Cap is a 100 year old virgin.
>Iron Man stopped fucking every woman alive.
>Bruce is an incel.

this new zoomers wave are absolute braindead

You don't get to decide what words mean, old man.

>Black Panther is dead.
>Falcon is dead.
>Drax is dead.
>Quill is dead.
>War Machine is ...volcel?

I don't know about War Machine, but Cap is a volcel for sure. There's no way with that pretty boy face of his that he couldn't get any pussy he wants. He's a 100-year-old virgin because he lives only to fight the good fight.

>Thor stopped banging Asgardians because they’re all dead.
You forgot the part that they are all dead because of him

That’s definitely true. He’s got better things to do than trying to slum it up with some rosaries.
Tho(r)t Patrolled

>capeshit
Who cares.

>He’s got better things to do than trying to slum it up with some rosaries.

You are correct.

>be 5'5" on a good day
>love your secretary
>she's getting plowed daily and nightly when you're away
>she has to be barefoot for her to stand slightly above you before hollywood magic
>hasn't appeared in a movie since 2013
iron manlet can't get a reboot? a new character? They fucking switched Edward Norton as The Hulk (as the Hulks only movie) to the new cuck without issue and act like that's how it's always been. just trade in Seven Limes Paltrow for someone willing to make a real appearance.

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Ant-Man is a meh character and his movies are just boring.

Woops. I’ve been outed as a phone poster because I’ve been sitting on the toilet for two hours instead of just going back to my room.

Ant-Chad

No, just you, faggot

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>swn bully your 7" ant-dick
Why the fuck is this allowed

>his wife is fuckin some other guy and raising his kid
he's divorced, you stupid nigger

>>War Machine is ...volcel?
Look at that dude's nose. He's an incel

>villain motivated by constant agony and seething hatred at betrayal
>desires Scock so much she can temporarily ignore all that in favor of visibly dropping her girl spaghetti
>her intense crazy girl eyefucking isnt cut from a goddamn Disney movie for children that has family themes running through it

Scott is 110% American stud. Notice how Hank Pym is fully aware that his daughter can't beat the Scock, and chooses to verbally lampshade the fact rather than, say, actually forbidding them from fucking or threatening him. A supergenius tacitly acknowledges the power of Paul Rudd's jawline and eyes, and still chose to enlist him into not one
but two crazy schemes.

>lampshade
go the fuck back to wherever you came
learn real terms if you want to post here

I would be okay with being a cuck if I’m fucking Evangeline Lily. I think any man would.

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