Confess

>>I am adament the Blade Runner is a Christ allegory but all my family mock me

Rightfully so, are you retarded?

>gets rid of most of the film
>the film is good
That's your problem right there user, but I get what you mean. Although Poe screaming at his liberal arts professor/commander throughout about a clearly ridiculous plan and flying Leia is not much better.

I avoid movies from before the 60s as much as possible with fee exceptions old horror movies

>I'm going to see Endgame with my buddy that is still all in on capeshit and enjoy it
Last capeshit movie I am going to for the foreseeable, I swear.

I posted in a J*ker thread.

Attached: AE0A1057-5319-481D-B5A0-2A19F97F4FC8.png (657x527, 46K)

yeah, that part is shit too.
IDK, I was a loyalist , I even legitimately enjoyed Ep. I & III Just hard to see something you love die.

hold still retard

Attached: 1475859010865.gif (537x524, 38K)

p-please I won’t do it again

Attached: E8BD2586-2912-494F-8F56-0DF45598D8B3.jpg (750x750, 86K)

It is tho user
>Batty is dual natured like Christ, biological and made to feel like a man, but transcendent of normal human standards
>Made by a megalomaniac create that considers himself a master of life (could be a gnostic interpretation as an earthly god, or Tyrell is a pharasees)
>Batty is followed by disciples
>He seeks eternal life for his companions and himself
>He is persecuted for his nature
>Deckard is carrying out the will of his paymasters/the Pharisees without question
>Deckard could even be Saul/Paul thanks to him being forever transformed by his encounter with Batty
>Batty drives a nail through his hand (could this be any clearer symbolism)
>He spends his last moment forgiving Deckard and saving his life, giving him life if you will
>He gave his life for the millions of replicants that suffer under endless night
>His final moments close with a dove ascending into the light (of all the birds they could have picked, not needing a bird at all for that matter)

I tried to watch Citizen Kane but I fell asleep after 20 minutes. And how did they know he said rosebud before dying? That kept bothering me. It's supposed to be a nearly perfect film but they fuck that part up which is important to the story and at the start. WHAT THE FUCK ORSON YOU DRUNKEN HACK

I've never seen Titanic and don't plan on doing so

Attached: bekennts eich_bedauern.png (1229x1160, 56K)

most of the foreign movies I've watched have been asian horror movies

Attached: audition.jpg (450x623, 49K)

yep I know what you mean. It had its moments though, just not many and wrapped in terrible everything else. Also I and III are good films. Ep I gets shit for Jar Jar but it's okay and Maul is the GOAT duelist.

you are not missing much user, it's pretty good but nothing that'll change your life.

what's wrong with that, Nip horror is based.

I shot my parents' dog and buried it in the backyard just because I was sick of hearing them yell at it for puking/shitting around the house, and those random times I stepped in it. They refused to put it down, so I did all the trouble myself and lied to them when they were on a roadtrip that he just died before I got back from work.

Attached: worried.png (440x472, 26K)

was he old/sick? if not, house train your dog you fucking monster.

He was a 17 year old maltose

Coppola's Dracula is the best Dracula movie and it's not even close.

The Hobbit trilogy was good.

The Star Wars prequels were good.

Most films made before 1970s suck because they're so basic every movie today steals and improves upon the older generation.

Citizen Kane isn't that good. Leonardo DiCaprio is a hack. Sicario is the best film made this decade.

Get off this fucking board

I hate you

I won't watch dr strangelove because black & white

Taxi Driver has not aged well at all. Same with Alien

everything you said was gay as fuck or incorrect

then god bless your kindness user, you did the right thing. I have a 13 year old dalmatian right now and my parents want to hang on another year. He did his first shit in the house the other day out of fucking nowhere. He has been a little rickety on his legs for a few months thanks to artheritis and his eyes are starting to go cloudy. He still is happy and gallops about the yard a fiar bit but I know he will start to deteriorate fast soon. I think a year is a stretch. They are fuckign pussies though and I know it'll be weeks of convincing them it is time.

I just jerked off and it was great.
AMA

>what's wrong with that, Nip horror is based.
it is but I should be watching more kurosawa or bergman

based on which ones?

Hitchcock is leaps and bounds a better filmmaker than Orson.

>He is man but different
True
>Made by megalomaniac
Yeah but no symbolism of virgin mary found
>Disciples
Yeah
>Seeks eternal life for his companions and himself
Jesus did it for everybody from the start
>Persecuted
True but Jesus was persecuted for what he did, Batty for what he was
>Deckard
Yes
>He gave his life for anybody
No. Maybe only for Deckard but it was rather him becoming humane and realizing the value of life
>Dove and Nail
Sure they have symbolism but not only in the christian culture.

Also note that:
>Batty recites a poem which rather hints at him being Lucifer
>Batty kills his "father" and more people
>Replicants are hunted also because their lack of empathy while Jesus was hunted for the opposite

I have to agree it had christian symbolicism but you cannot agree on him being like Jesus.

same

based
only redditors like would disagree

I've been really improving my physical appearance lately to try and get girls but now I'm just a narcissist I think I might be gay for pretty dudes now too

Sure

>be 18 or 19
>currently on a steroid cycle hormones literally out of control
>horny all the time , jerkoff 6 times a day
>currently on a dry spell, haven’t even had the scent of pussy in months

>use dating app to find pussy
>match with weird looking girl
>tells me she’s a tranny

>stop convo
>weeks later on a saturday night horny as fuck
>hit up tranny and s(he) offers head
>I get address

>get stoned as fuck in a chance that I might not remember it
>getting there was a blur
>meet her in her room with the lights off
> I lay down on the bed, still very stoned
>she plays music and slurps me up like a professional

>I never look at her and just stare at the ceiling

>felt a little stubble from her chin brush on my balls

>almost get up and leave but I’m approaching climax

>unload a fucking quart of sperm and tranny swallows it clean and doesn’t make a sound

>leave and speed home

>smoke more weed and pass out

>delete dating app

>>Made by megalomaniac
>Yeah but no symbolism of virgin mary found
This is the trickiest part, as Tyrell is clearly not God and is not good, so he is either a Gnostic god (see Demiurge) or he is the cult of the Pharasees and their legal view of scripture that Christ explicity came to denounce and replace with a faith and moral based one

>>Seeks eternal life for his companions and himself
>Jesus did it for everybody from the start
True but he specifically went for the downtrodden and yet Batty did spare Deckard out of mercy

>>Persecuted
>True but Jesus was persecuted for what he did, Batty for what he was
Jesus was persecuted for what he was, or what he claimed he was. It was an action, but then again if Batty hadn't have broken out of the colony, he wouldn't have done anything wrong either.

>>He gave his life for anybody
>No. Maybe only for Deckard but it was rather him becoming humane and realizing the value of life
He also sacrifices his last days trying to kind a cure for all replicants

>>Batty recites a poem which rather hints at him being Lucifer
remind me?

>>Replicants are hunted also because their lack of empathy while Jesus was hunted for the opposite
Replicants are fine, it's only those that leave their place, like early Christians left the "true faith" of Judaism.

N I C E
I
C
E

>felt a little stubble from her chin brush on my balls
fucking lost at that, man
Good story though bro, will use that for wank material later.

Not sure if the whole situation made me gay, just got my dicked sucked lmao

Attached: ED071E6C-6B90-4EF1-B3CA-33DBA9A57694.png (550x308, 172K)

nah mate, I think much ado is made about nothing with shit like this, as if the haziest and most desparate encounter changes your whole life. You know who you are and who you are attracted to user, live your life. Was s/he a crossdresser or under the hormones?

This is actually something I hadn't considered. I'll have to think on how Dick's beliefs about Gnosticism/The Demiurge might have influenced the film.

>Taxi Driver has not aged well at all
it was supposed to be a product of it's time not timeless
>Same with Alien
fuck off if you showed people who haven't seen alien and don't know what year it came out most wouldn't guess late 70's

Is there any documentation about PKD's beliefs or faith? Was he Gnostic or a Christian or such? Are you the user that originally replied to me?

Attached: hmghmvhmghmghm.jpg (752x3291, 832K)

I think anyone who frequents a film board without watching old and foreign cinema should be shot in the street

The first and only time I watched Bladerunner was on a first class flight to Seoul and I'd ingested a bottle of wine and smoked 2 gitanes and 2 marlboro reds within 10 minutes just prior to boarding so I can't actually remember anything but the ending

He rambles on about his beliefs throughout The Exegesis of Philip K. Dick. It's pretty dense though and reads like a schizophrenic playing tug-o-war with his ideas about faith and god. His novels like The Transmigration of Timothy Archer are a more palatable (but incomplete) summation of his views.

Tyrell still makes no sense to me. If he was an earlier Demiurge he would not be limited by technical shortcomings but by divine law to give him more life. Also him killing him would not make sense.
Also note that Batty was MAN made, so no god or virgin Mary here

>He went for the downtrodden
Then why did he kill that guy in whos house he lived? He clearly too was a victim of society. Jusus explicitly went for everybody, not only his followers

>Sacrificed his last days to find a cure.
Yes, but Jesus succeded and Batty failed. He only in the end found a cure for himself and died basically alone

The poem I mean is what he recites when he meets the "eyemaker" in which he sees himself as a fallen angel.

Which is maybe fitting as Lucifer and Batty both "came from the sky" and hated humanity.

Jesus already came to the world as a human, Batty became human later on.

But you are right, there is clearly symbolism, especially in his mercy but I personally would think of it as Schopenhauerian, not as christian.

>Coppola's Dracula is the best Dracula movie and it's not even close.
If only Reeves could act. I swear I was watching a surfer bro accidentally stumble through set anytime he was on screen

>most wouldn't guess late 70's
you're right, they'd probably assume it's one of those 50's B-movies like This Island Earth. i saw it in the cinema somewhat recently and the visuals are just cringe, looked great when I was a kid but I don't see how anybody could even take it seriously now if it wasn't for sigourney weaver

that's an interesting analysis user, you presumeably don't agree that Blade Runner is a christ allegory then?

that's interesting. I have read Electric Sheep only, so I don't know about this and what it might contain. But the film is relatively divergent anyway, so maybe the screenwriters took it in a different direction anyway.

I had the chance the settle with a qt (twice) but I pushed them away because I'm terrified of letting anyone know how hollow I truly am

Attached: f5e.jpg (516x604, 40K)

>Yea Forums related
I haven't watched any LotR film
>non Yea Forums related
I'm a 40 year old virgin

Attached: MV5BN2EyZjM3NzUtNWUzMi00MTgxLWI0NTctMzY4M2VlOTdjZWRiXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyNDUzOTQ5MjY@._V1_.jpg (1978x2936, 2.42M)

I unironically enjoy shows and movies that have absolutely fucking terrible humor.

I let MJ have his way with my boipucci

PKD loved the film but it's hard to say whether it was because he was finally going to get recognition or because he liked the treatment.

If you'd like to read more Dick, these are the best novels imho and are a good overview of his beliefs:

The Man in the High Castle
The Three Stigmata of Palmer Eldritch
Ubik
Flow My Tears, the Policeman Said
A Scanner Darkly
Radio Free Albemuth
VALIS
The Transmigration of Timothy Archer

>I think Temple is the best Indiana Jones film
This is an enlightened opinion, all your sins are forgiven

Attached: enlightenment-X7PGG6.jpg (1300x739, 94K)

Pretty sure it was just a cross dresser lmao, voice was feminine though

>type out reply to make some user feel bad
>cackle to myself for a while thinking about user's reaction to my post
>fill out the captcha
>hit the "close window" button instead of the "post" button in the quick reply window instead because I don't want to decrease the already low quality of this board
>and also because I don't actually want to make people feel mad or sad
>only ever hit "post" if I think what I'm posting is gonna be funny or relevant to the thread
>been doing this for years despite having shitposted for the better part of a decade prior to that
Why do I keep doing this? I feel like such a weirdo.

>Tyrell still makes no sense to me. If he was an earlier Demiurge he would not be limited by technical shortcomings but by divine law to give him more life. Also him killing him would not make sense.
I have shifted my belief more that Tyrell is actually a Pharasees. He is a cult that has emerged out of Judaism/the society around him and become a blend of judge/politcian/faith leader/infallible pope like figure. It is Batty's defiance against this that is unthinkable, and Tyrell is undermined by Batty's power, but Batty still dies for his struggle by the end.

>Also note that Batty was MAN made, so no god or virgin Mary here
An allegory is only a loose retelling user, but then again he has a designer and no mother, therefore he is only half human and only has one parent.

>Yes, but Jesus succeded and Batty failed. He only in the end found a cure for himself and died basically alone
Batty succeeded in converting Deckard like Christ did for Paul. The liberation of replicants may then follow, but we don't know cos the film ends and we have no idea if 2049 is supposed to extend the metaphors. I suspect not, as it had new writers.

>The poem I mean is what he recites when he meets the "eyemaker" in which he sees himself as a fallen angel.
I forgot this and will have to ponder it user, thanks

>Which is maybe fitting as Lucifer and Batty both "came from the sky" and hated humanity.
He may be a Milton's Paradise Lost kind of Lucifer, but then the dove, the nail and the redemption is very strong symbolism. It could be both, like The Matrix, which is clearly Christian and also an imagining of Baudrillard.

>Jesus already came to the world as a human, Batty became human later on.
They are both duel natured at all times

>But you are right, there is clearly symbolism, especially in his mercy but I personally would think of it as Schopenhauerian, not as christian.
Now this is even more jarring for me, you think he is the sufferer in a cruel world who finds meaning?

I watched Alita 6 times in the theater I don't regret nothing

Attached: maxresdefault.jpg (1280x720, 103K)

low quality bait user, Alien is only dated by the film resolution, the famous faces in it and some of the haircuts. It is pinnacle horror and has never yet been surpassed.

I pretend to like some movie but I never actually seen them, I just saw so many discussion about it I think I understand the plot enough

Attached: 1541399570285.png (720x720, 261K)

Nice interpretation

Yep I think he liked it cos it was a banging movie desu. He was awed by the quality and majesty iirc. Remember, a lot of shitty sci-fi around at the time. I have read a few of the below, but are they really PKD's beliefs or are they just the characters talking?

thanks user, there is a lot more to forgive.

I did the same actually and no regrets. She looked pretty fucking good actually, although you could tell unless you were smashed/super high. She actually gave me the best fucking head of my life to be honest, maybe second best next to an escort I got once who was a firecracker.

>And how did they know he said rosebud before dying?
He whispered it to his wife or someone I thought

Big Hero 6 is my favorite film and I wrote a 12k word essay on why I love it
I love every MCU film except Iron Man 2, 3, Black Panther and Captain Marvel. I already bought my ticket for Endgame and I'm watching it alone because I fear I might actually start crying when Captain America dies.
I wrote a 7k word essay on Batman v Superman for a film class final. Got an A on it, and the teacher told me she loved reading it.
I'll watch a terrible movie or tv show if it features an actress I think is cute, regardless of how small her role is
I find Schitt's Creek hilarious

Attached: 1554258052609.jpg (394x394, 29K)

give us an exemple of one of this movies

thanks user, any thoughts on the replies I am getting? They make some compelling arguments for him being Milton's Lucifer.

Same, I pretended to like Anchorman and knew it ffrom memes enough to pass as a fan. I also told her I had seen Akira and had not (seen it since and it's great). It was for some top tier Aryan pussy though.

I unironically enjoy capeshit.

I fapped to scat again and didnt really like it. Just went through with it out of habit.

>are they really PKD's beliefs or are they just the characters talking?
He definitely used those novels during that era to work though his existential/faith crisis. If you want it straight from the horselover's mouth without the adornments, definitely read his Exegesis (it does reference those novels though).

>no eyecontact
you're in the clear user

I saw Captain Marvel on its second week and got some enjoyment out of it.

Attached: C921B5D8-40A6-47AF-B63C-C769CEC3FDA9.png (1600x1600, 2.91M)

>Birth of a Nation is one of the greatest films ever made and if you disagree you are incapable of separating art from politics
>I liked Hereditary a lot
>Never seen Godfather Trilogy, Taxi Driver, or Goodfellas
>The only comedy centric TV shows I’ve ever enjoyed were Malcolm in the Middle, The Simpsons, Impractical Jokers, and Seinfeld

FRUITELLA IS A BADMANS SWEET, D'YA GET ME FATHA

Attached: hqdefault.jpg (480x360, 23K)

Gay

I hated Gone With The Wind

cool, thanks user

>Goodfellas
you are missing out on so much user.

I bought a ticket for the Endgame.
I'm taking my little sister with me because she's the one who wanted to go in the first place. At least I'm slightly pardoned, right?

holw old is sister?

that's cute user, how old is your sister? how old are you? I liked doing stuff with my sister when she was little (she's 14 years younger than me). Now she is at the too-cool age mostly. Althoguh when her friends came round the other day I let them play on my PSVR and they were amazed. Got lots of brownie points for that one.

>At least I'm slightly pardoned, right?
You haven't committed any sin, just watch any film you want, no matter how dumb or bad, and ignore culture warriors

But that interpretation would neglect that Tyrell is the creator and father who TRIED to make the lives longer.

If Batty had succes in the end is arguable since the enlightenment he had in the end (which Jesus had all along) was very personal and he was never hunted because of that but because he was not "enlightened"
And the liberation that could follow would still not solve the Replicants problem of not having enough life.
Also it is essential for Jesus to have been born a human, not a divine entity that became human later on. He was dual natured only in his ability, not in his personality.

And yes, Batty suffers because he craves more life, the most simple and primitive demand a person could have.
I think of it as him coming to the world as a Nietzschean Ubermensch who sees himself as above humans (Nietzsche wanted people to become a child so is very fitting)
But that does not satify his needs and killing his god (Tyrell), which also has clearly Nietzschean symbolism, wont satify them.
So in the end this Ubermensch is bound to lose. But since Neechee and Schopenhauer based their believes on basically the same worldview, the transition here is easy. Batty kills his will by showing mercy to Deckard thus making melancholical peace with himself.

But that is just my point of view and I think everybody should and will appreciate art in a different way.

We're both in our 20's.
We've been seeing movies together for quite a long time now, previous film we saw was The Favourite, she's a fan of Lanthimos. Our family has always been closely tied with films, we still have a shit ton of VHS films bought in the 90's. Literally on the train now to spend the weekend with my brother watching films

So, just two adults enjoying a (semi) social event. Nothing wrong with that.

That fully depends on her feet user.

Dracula was amazing except for keanu single handedly ruining it with that absolute shit accent and sub par acting skills
really my only complaint though

BASTE

I love Sneed

im the real father of my sisters kid
she got home one night real drunk and i fucked her
secretly sent a sample of my nieces hair to those dna matching sites and got a positive result

I didn't like Avengers: Infinity War at all, it felt like a two hour long action scene with some unfunny one-liners thrown around during the movie.

wholesome user, very wholesome.

you ever finger her in the theater?

hot, pics?

checked

based retard, of course your DNA was gonna be a close match with hers, she's your niece

>And the liberation that could follow would still not solve the Replicants problem of not having enough life.
His actions likely changed their fate as Tyrell was dead and a blade runner (represtentative of societies hostility to treplicants) was converted.

>TRIED to make the lives longer.
I think Tyrell only offered to help as he was gonna die.

>He was dual natured only in his ability, not in his personality.
So is Batty, he is one person and is human like me, but manufaturered at the same time.

>Neechee
This viewpoint is interesting, I shall ponder on it user, thanks.

I mock s o y boys for their love of the MCU but I love it as much as them. I can't fucking wait for Endgame.

The same for The Joker, I post gamer rise up memes and I loved the trailer

You post anonymously on an anime site. You're not more masculine than anyone. Time to stop posting the soi meme. OK? It reeks of overcompensation.

I just want to do the same thing as everyone else in here, its fun

You sound about 16 years old.

I'm 30

Pretty based Cletus, pretty based.

That's way way more sad.

is she hot though?

That's what we all do.

>Big Hero 6 is my favorite film and I wrote a 12k word essay on why I love it
Post/link it

I am not liking these movies recently

Yea Forums turned me into a feet... well I wouldnt want to go as far as lover yet, but certainly look at women's feet irl now.

That's mental illness setting in.

Maybe. All I know for certain is that Ive caught myself checking out women's feet now. Even complimented a couple of girls on it. Thank god that didnt backfire.

Look on the brightside. You still have a 2d frogcollection

im an indian guy but on 4chin i larp as a black normie/chad or a female/trap/gay guy to make people upset

I'd be careful with it, nobody but you remembers in the end what you've posted here. Repetition creates routines, you might after a while begin entertaining the thought of being a girl and sooner than you know, you'll be listening to sissyhypno audiofiles. Exercise caution.

there was a post here that revealed most blacked posters coming from india.

Feet are not a mental illness

I have proof that the janitor that guards the alita gen is a paid shill, but nobody will ever believe me so it doesn't really matter. Nothing really matters.

Being attracted to them is, freak.

Why is Father Wojack obese?

Too much little boy semen

Being attracted to feminine feet is perfectly natural

>when you post from a phone but "think" you're capable of making valid points
Stop trying, freak. Your brain is broken.

i pretend that i hate snyders work but secretly i admire his works. no matter how i look them they're objectively very good.

Whatever you say

Believe me, freak, I know it's whatever I say.

Despite what this board tells me all the black people i have met seem pretty chill. Jordan Peele is a hack and both US & The new Twilight Zone suck hard. I did like Get out, though.

If that makes you happy

Aren't your thumbs getting tired, retard who doesn't own an adult computer?

I mean, ive seen a lot of retards on this site. But someone who thinks he can deduce what kind of a device a poster is using by erroneously focusing on the lack of a dot at the end of a sentence takes the cake

>ive
You're basically a black person who doesn't realize it. Pathetic. I'm sure your parents are complete fucking trash.

By the way, Jamal, that's the last word.

>actual autism on display
keep up the good fight user, Ill make a point out of triggering you with missing punctuation

Watch it. From a technical pov it's impressive.

my only real problem with TLJ is that she saved Finn. It totally ruined his arc

Tbf, it's not like Finn had much of an arc in TLJ.

I could never get into Lord of the Rings.
It's just boring.

>it's another anons on Yea Forums expose themselves as complete plebs episode

Yeah my roommate at college was black and my roommate at grad school was black. One was obsessed with comic books and anime and we got along great and the other one was a literal computer genius who made thousands of dollars on the stock market and crypto before crypto was even really a thing

lmao, that dude was off his rocker. Guess some people really hate phoneposters.

for all of TFA and most of TLJ Finn is actively trying to run away from conflict so sacrificing himself to save people is a 180 on his part

Stop talking to yourself, you're making yourself look like an idiot.

Guess what faggot.
Women spend hundreds of dollar on stockings, shoes and pedicures for a reason.

Not the same poster. But I doubt you'll believe me.

Oh I believe you. Because I'm not even the same poster you were replying to, I just wanted an easy (you).

Why did Finn do his suicide run again? I don't really remember much from his plotline. He woke up...something...something...casino planet...something something...leeroy jenkins.

I masturbated to that scene once.

Attached: Return-of-the-jedi-star-wars-leia-jabba.png (970x545, 754K)

And I got quads my nigga, checkem

I got banned for publish a adult's tits image (spoiler check) from a movie
I got banned for publish a very know bikini scene
Now I report all that kind of post

I'm 38 and a virgin, never kissed or had any form of intimacy with a woman, I'm dead inside and don't care about anything, I just live my life one day at a time.

>I just live my life one day at a time.
Maybe you shouldn't. Maybe you should commit suicide because you haven't managed to something that almost every teenager can manage.

my freshman year in college I had a dindu roommate for a week. He beat up a special dude for a few bucks. He then gets expelled the next day and his meat monster of a dad came to the room beat his ass silly for fucking up so bad

GFE escort user. Worst thing that can happen is being out of a couple of bucks.

I can't because it would hurt my mom.

You failing to give her grandchildren is a worse transgression. And if your mom was deserving of reciprocal love, she wouldn't be guilt tripping you into living a life not worth living.

Based fox mulder poster

C U LATER SPACE COWBOY

>implying having sex is what make life worth living

Oh you poor boy.

It's literally the only reason you're here, homosexual reddit spacer.

Dude, did some someone shart on your cereal this morning ? For you life may be about perpetuate your lineage but other may have other goals or ideas.

>it doesn't even know how question marks work
Subhuman third worlder AND gay? Despicable.

It's not my mom's fault that I'm a retard, she's a genuinely good person and she struggled to keep me on the right path and technically she didn't fail, I'm just one of those rare persons that shouldn't exist.

>I'm 38 and a virgin
>I'm dead inside and don't care about anything
t. spends all day and night reeeeing at other posters on Yea Forums

>It's not my mom's fault that I'm a retard
Yes it is. Where's your dad, user? What did she do to drive him away?

Poor answer from a typical troll. Disappointing.

I wish, I spend most of the day working.
>Where's your dad, user
At home with her.

Notice how you couldn't deny or don't see a problem with either? That means you lost.

You don't mention him much. Why do you think that is?

Hehe, you're sharp. But ain't falling for that.

Because he's tough, he would be sad but he'd be able to manage it, but my mom wouldn't.

If you only watch the rey/luke/kylo storyline it’s pure kino. I will go to my grave defending tlj even though I know that as an actual movie it’s shit because I love that arc so much

I have never watched a movie produced before 1998, and I'm never going to. Inb4 underage b&. I'm 28 years old.

1998 had The Big Lebowski, Saving Private Ryan, The Truman Show, American History X, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Blade and Godzilla. There has never been a single year with more classics produced.

Attached: 1412375564765.png (409x478, 263K)

Started an office job and I hate being there, doing things I minimally care about. I much preferred being a NEET and scratch my balls all day long but I need money

Also, haven't seen a film in over three months

I think Bryce Dallas Howard is the most beautiful woman who ever lived

Capeshit has irreversably damaged cinema as an artform. It will never come back.

I dig it

I love capeshit but Endgame is the last one i will watch for now, i am too lazy to the future movies

>Despite what this board tells me all the black people i have met seem pretty chill.
Something I've noticed is that only the 'murican blacks seem like shit people. Everyone here seems pretty great.

I agree with this. Pack it up boys, time to find other interests

I just watched Taxi Driver last night, while it's dated, it's still fucking great. Going to have to disagree with you there.

I'm a total chad but I have a closet fat fetish so I feed stacies and turn them into landwhales

The only TV shows I've been interested in this decade are Into the Badlands & the Castlevania cartoon, I don't watch anything at all outside of those. I haven't seen a new movie since I was a kid, though I want to, I just don't know what to start with

This it's time

Yeah, visit an escort user. It's fun and it might jumpstart your sexdrive or need for closer human contact. Just make sure you do your research and get a good one.

Choose carefully, if you don’t watch movies in the correct order horrible things will happen

I only watch maybe 10-15 films per year

This is truth.

I love the Star Wars prequels and enjoy the Hobbit movies

>It's fun and it might jumpstart your sexdrive or need for closer human contact

I kicked off one of my best hot streaks with an escort. Can totally get you in touch with your sex drive/game if done properly.

Like user said, take your time to make sure she's top tier, and it'll be an awesome experience.

I'm /fit/ and I still like escorts once in a while.

I like the first one, a lot
The second one is a drag

Downloaded it a while ago but there's never a right time that I feel like watching it

i act like i see and know a lot more about movies than i do

i frequently suck off and get fucked by a black guy even though i have a girlfriend and she doesn't know

90% of this board is going to see Endgame in one way or another
It won't be much of a smaller percentage that will even see it in cinemas

Im about to go into confession in an our. How specific do I have to be about my sexual deviancy. Nothing too bad just really weird faps and some kik sexting.

Srs

Have fun getting, and then spreading AIDS

everything

I don't enjoy watching television and I have a difficult time finding movies I enjoy, but I love Yea Forums and I love prodding people after they get upset. I don't like to instigate autistic rants, I prefer to wait until they seem to be dying down and then get them going again by pretending to be one of the two retards talking to each other. It helps distract me from the fact that I can't actually enjoy any modern work of art in any medium without focusing on whatever flaws it has, regardless of how good the overall product is.

The priest just serves as a connection to God. God knows everything you do, so you might as well confess to every sin.

I really want to call my friend out on talking about capeshit nonstop but I’m not enough of an anti-fun police autist to even employ the term capeshit in conversation.

I haven't seen a single movie or a tv show besides game of thrones, a few animes and old episodes of simpsons in years but I post on this board everyday for hours
AMA

Attached: 1523159188641s.jpg (250x226, 6K)

Fight me irl

Alien HAS aged well. The only part that looks like shit is the very end when the alien gets shot outside of the ship and is flailing around in space -- that part does look comical now.

youtube.com/watch?v=U-mmbStFrAA

Alien is timeless, it's Aliens that aged. It's a good movie, dont get me wrong, but it feels quintessentially 80s.

I generally like movies.

I do not have a favourite movie or tv show. I watch movies and tv shows, and I like some and like even fewer very much, but I find it very difficult to pick one or even a couple that are really "in my top [x]". I see people confidently say Le French black and white bullshittery (1967) is by far their favourite movie and I just don't understand how. It's like I mentally dichotomize only into "didn't like" and "liked".

I dont know if yify is the same as yts

what the fuck is wrong with you

it's fine if treated as a popcorn scifi action film but has none of the mystery of the first

(i assume you were getting at that though)

Based and redpilled. The world would be a better place if we acknowledged trannies not as people, but as cumdumpsters

>Yea Forums is literally rebbit and plebs: the board
heh

i like Cher's music

But that's every episode.

Well i dont know what to tell you father.
I havent been into a movie theater for like 2 years and dont really watch movies or series but still visit Yea Forums daily

The only stinker here is ASPECT RATIO
Why does the franchise love so much this eyecancer?

>non Yea Forums related
haha, imagine that

I watched so many movies reading their Wikipedia articles only.

>I'll watch a terrible movie or tv show if it features an actress I think is cute, regardless of how small her role is
lol I do that too, especially if there is a chance of them being bound and gagged

Attached: IMG_1249.jpg (960x640, 64K)

holy shit i'm glad i waited for that gif. that was a good one

i can't watch movies that have interracial couples because i always get the feel to start masturbating.

Is that alexis?