Mads mikkelsen got a granny hag wife

WHat are her tits like

she's actually pretty hot desu

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Mads looks like he is between 40 and 50

spectacularly fit gilf

I'm 26 and too poor to start a family

Ever consider that maybe they love each other you sad incel fuck?

post veiny feet, you old whore

she looks like she could sprout wings and carry some one off with her razor sharp talons at any second

god I wish it were me

These people are so concerned with sexual 'market value', that they forget must people get together because they genuinely like each other

AHEM ...

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It seems that every truly attractive male never has an equally or more attractive female as their counterpart.

>those wrinkles
Absolutely not. 55 minimum.

Everyone point and laugh at this individual.

Spoiler: no one likes anyone on this planet, it’s all posturing. If their is a god he probably hates you too.

god bless her

Nah, they just always pair men with much younger women on screen, so when you see a real couple that’s roughly the same age it always looks off.

rarely do attractive females have any other qualities other than their looks, so you end up having to lower your standards to get one that isn't brain dead or crazy.

women truly do live on easy mode these days

amazing

But he has a Chad son. Not every father can say that.

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no homo but he is one of the sexiest dads alive

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>that look on viggos face

poor fucking guy

I met my wife in junior high. The earlier you find "the one" the better but it's absolutely never too late.

Double dubs of truth.
Sad but true. We all live in a Film Noir.
Everyone is flawed and selfish. Even the good people are flawed by being good/naive/trusting in a film noir world.

I agree, yes homo

Did she get fat tho

So I'm not crazy then. I thought that the voiceover I kept hearing all the time was schizophrenia or someting. It's just a genre thing then? Good.

I bet you thought the mum from step brothers is a hag as well
if I got to even touch either of them I’d bust a nut so hard it’d take down the ISS

Do yourself a favor user. Don't bother.

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After three kids, in all the right places.

I'm better looking than my wife. It happens.

maybe she was cuter when she was young?

I didn't know bestiality was legal somewhere. Where do you live and how did you marry a proboscis monkey?

I'm a handsome/fit guy. Not everyone here is disgustingly unattractive. My wife is just average.

Sure you are. btw I'm Bill Shatner and I fucked your average wife in her average ass.

post your body then

Does your wife let you put it in her butt? No disrespect but I wonder if girls are more inclined to do anal, after marriage. Same two holes might get boring after years. Did she do anal before you guys got married?

well yeah, women never go lower

I wasn't gonna

tfw you can’t go where no man has gone before because Kirk has already been there

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he's probably already tired of fucking supermodel sluts

Kek implores you to always listen to the narrator & do as it says.

what were those 3 in together?

plus they have to be like 12 & this is for some odd reason "not cool"

>You don't get to choose your own

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By the time you will have had your first fuck-rabbit gf you will realize sex is overrated as FUCK.
Still good, though.

>Mads
>born 22 November 1965 (age 53)
>Hanne Jacobsen
>born January 13, 1961 (age 58)