Fastest rising modern comedian, UFC hall of famer and elite athlete, podcast mogul...

I think you'd be surprised.

schwab is a forced meme from r/mma which spread by osmosis to Yea Forums's heem threads and now they're trying to make it work on Yea Forums but are failing
they had more success pushing their reddit meme of eddie bravo though

White Rose = Lucifer. Schaub sold his soul

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Are you retawlded my guy?
Prime Schaub > Ngannou > Cain

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Imagine being this WRONG and butthurt

He looks exactly like Abella Danger in the face.

Once you see it you can't unsee it

>failing
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Friendly reminder that his first cawmedy special will be out this month

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R E D D I T

Should've done more leg extensions.

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I disagree

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I got to sit backstage while Brendan did his set. He got a few chuckles joking about what a MOOONSTER Ngannou was and how he'd fair against him. He told that story about the guy on his football team who he threw through a glass door and how he got robbed against Arlovski. Then he started showing pictures of his career and some pics of him getting beat by Travis Browne. He then went on and started talking about what a joke Glendale Fighting Club was and how Travis Browne was sentenced to folding Ronda's t-shirts and how glad he was to have given him a job in Ronda's t shirt factory. The crowd got kind of tired of it and someone threw a beer at the stage. The security rushed Schaub off the stage and I never saw him again. The PA asked me if I had a good time and gave me a bus pass and some ONNIT vouchers

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it's so brave for someone with brendan's condition to still put himself out there and show that truly anyone can overcome aversity

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it's tough b, CTE is a beast

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Hey Photogrissers,
My name is Brendan, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, blockbusters who spend every second of their day posting stupid ass pictures of me. You are everything bad in the world. Seriously, y'homeless cats. Honestly, have any of you even got a padcaste? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurinnies, but you all take to a whole nother level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on instantsgrams.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was an NFL superstar, and an Ultimate Fighter finalist. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people" and "see who can get the most cheeto dust on their fingers"? I also get free sneakers and tshirts, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SUCH a beast). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

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How many inches can this guy accommodate?

it's all good with big brown homie

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prime Schaub would heem Ngannou

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Who?

Glad you asked!

Brendan Schaub is the greatest fighter of all time. He dominated the heavyweight division before branching out to conquer the entertainment world as well. He used to be known as "The Hybrid" because he totally encompasses what it means to be a mixed martial artist. Early in his career he relied on his raw athleticism, but he refined his technique as he progressed as a fighter. Some highlights are when he picked up a clean knockout of the legend Mirko Cro Cop and actually landed the first D'Arce choke in heavyweight history on Matt Mitrione. I could go on for days about Schaubs record as a fighter, but I think it really speaks for itself.

I'm sure you've heard of his podcast before, The Fighter and the Kid (tfatk.com/). TFATK really showcases Brendan's whit and charisma and there is also this little goober named Bryan Callen (the kid). Bryan acts as the foil to Schaub. The show features witty banter and fantastic interviews. Big Brown really creates a relaxed environment and puts his guests at ease. The interviews are like conversations between childhood friends catching up. If you need to find the latest episode, you can always check the top of the iTunes chart ;)

I can't he but be inspired by the man. If you want to know anymore feel free to ask. We all love him around here

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I have no idea who this is but I now hate him and will spam Yea Forums with threads calling him a cuck and a basedboy.

absolutely based!

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Whadderwedoin here b

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Just get a trip dude you're already super easy to spot.