Sneedposting proves we're no better than reddit

Sneedposting proves we're no better than reddit.

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You seem lost, sir, let me give you a quick rundown.
>1. Reddit and Facebook have no idea what a Sneed is.
>2. Simpsons threads are Reddit, not sneedposting. Sneedposting is based, redpilled, high-test, and non-pozzed.
>3. Not a single sneedposter has ever been under the age of 18. Ever. No exceptions, it simply doesn't work that way.
>4. The moeposter is a bot being run by the Yea Forums mods. This is how it can accurately post in EVERY Simpsons thread. Mods know they can't outright ban or wordfilter sneed as it would make Yea Forums a worse place for little gain. All Janny can do is occasionally ban them.
>5. Sneedposting is the chemotherapy that is saving Yea Forums. Jannies, niggers, trannies, tumblrinas, redditors and city-slickers of all varieties need to learn that Yea Forums is simply not their safe-space. Sneed is one of the best ways to teach them.
>6. Sneedposting was one of the reasons why 4channel became a thing, and was discussed (with screencapped examples) in a Skype call between the moderators and Hiro. There is one Yea Forums and /g/ mod that fucking HATES it in particular, but most don't think it's that big of a problem. Hiro doesn't run the moe-bot, the aforementioned Yea Forums and /g/ mod does.
>7. Sneedposting is not better or worse than baneposting. It hasn't "surpassed" it, and it isn't "below" it. They are equals, brothers, wife and husband to each other. Yes, it is slightly more repetitive than baneposting, but because it has more OC and is a dedicated effort, the two memes are on par with each other.
>8. Most Sneedposters actually love the early Simpsons seasons.
>10. Sneed.
You literally CANNOT dispute any of the points I just made.

based and sneedpilled

ooOOOO SUCK

The problem with sneedposting is, there is no mythos behind it. None of you haven't even tried to construct a block on which to build on. Look at pic related, what does that tell you about sneedposting? It tells that you're still stuck at jumping in puddles while others are swimming laps at the deep pool.

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>be Sneed
>in talks with Chuck for decades about acquisition
>new gummy bears due for release in a few months
>get close to striking a deal to acquire Suck and Fuck store
>deal will mostly be paid in seed and feed
>deal will finalize after gummy bears are planted release
>can't have City Slicker succeed with his plans, which would reduce Seed and Feed's stock value
>car is projected to not do too well, especially in Guetemala
>can't bomb
>send farmers to razz Mr Salad Forks around the nation
>Farmer #1 changes algorithm
>Farmer #2 redesign
>Farmer #2 stops accepting shoes stolen from hobos
>Fancy park avenue manicure stores drops user scores
>"Journalists" grow stink on a monkey
>Twitter grows stink on a monkey
>Half empty suck and fuck
>insanely low seed and feed scores (the ones they let be posted (formerly pending))
>fancy German accounting
>Prelude to the highest PH balance ever
>Tomacco becomes 6th most profitable release in agricultural history
>but numerous reports of high or "superstitious" PH balances for the old Simpson place
>Chuck thinks these numbers are legit, finalizes the deal
>movie tanks in Guatemala
>Sneed shares drop slightly
>Chuck gets fucked over
>Sneed gets away with it?

. Reddit and Facebook have no idea what a Sneed is.

They know, user. They know.

>we

sneed

How do I like this post?

This is one of my very favorite jokes. It's both subtle and filthy!

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hahahakdsmnsseeedssasfFEEDANDSEEEEEWWWWWWEEEEDDDDDSDDD
(formerlee chuc)

>no better
you mean much better?

this is art

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