TELEKINO: KILLING EVE IS THE BEST SHOW ON TV AND MOST OF /TV HASN'T SEEN IT

Fine I'll give it a go. Still waiting patiently for realtime deepfake movies that allow anything to be changed, like replacing her with someone that doesnt disgust me

Go shill about it on facebook you dumb roastie.

You won't regret it. I hate most shit on Yea Forums but this show actually entertained me.

I'm literally a right wing male, but ok user.

Seconded

Fact: people who think Barry is better than Killing Eve have not seen Killing Eve.

Killing Eve > Barry.

I watch both. I know this to be true.

Turns out Villanelle is a Scouser

ye m8

annoying shit song in youtube trailers
i wont watch just for that

I love female psychopaths shown on TV. My life was semi-destroyed by one and my friends aggressively told me female psychopaths dont exist.

But regardless of that the show was still incredible. 9.7/10 perhaps. I will support Killing Eve threads as they come up

>My life was semi-destroyed by one and my friends aggressively told me female psychopaths dont exist.
tell us more

It happened 5 years ago and I've not thought about it in a long time until I wrote about it recently. Here is a paste. Part 1

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She individually persuaded my friends to do an intervention on me in my own home. She was attractive and the friends she recruited were very inexperienced in terms of relationships and totally enamoured by her and willing to 'whiteknight' for her when she used crocodile tears.

During the intervention they refused to leave and collectively told me I had psychosis. I lived with her and she wanted a relationship with me but I was not interested. She thought this would change if she persuaded me I had not heard her have the dozen or so one night stands and threesomes she had in the 3 months I lived with her, and that I had full blown hallucinations when I saw random shirtless men in my kitchen or living room some mornings. I never judged her or even acknowledged any of her conquests, it was her business.

On another occasion she persuaded them to barge past security in my workplace so that they could pull me out of the office in order to immediately section me in a mental institution. To this day I never have an adequate answer for why they needed to do this at my workplace since I lived with some of them so they could have done it before or after work. The real reason she did it was to make nowhere safe and keep increasing the intensity and pressure. We had not talked in weeks at this point as just wanted them to leave me alone, but they would not let up. They fucked up my early career.

Eventually I proved she was lying about me having psychosis and hallucinating by the use of another witness and a secret recording. Rather than backtracking my friends were far more furious at me. The fact I took a secret recording was evidence against my sanity more than proof of her lying. It proved she 'was mistaken' about some of the hallucinations but not all of them, they shouted.

I permanently lost many of my closest friends.

I might be gatekeeping but it angers me when people now call any lie 'gaslighting'. I was truly gaslighted and nobody who has not gone through it will ever understand. When everyone you know is telling you that you are insane over and over, shouting at you, opening your mail, waking you up in the night to tell you how disappointed they are in you, and so on - you start to truly feel paranoid. Friends you've not heard from in years get in touch, have a beer with you, then tell you how worried they are about you and you need help. Entire groups of people you know refuse to talk to you any more and you have no idea why they cut contact as you were good friends who went on holidays together. And your paranoia is used as evidence against you. If you show even a tiny bit of emotion like anger or upset then that is used as evidence against you. It is like being mentally raped, by your closest friends, for months on end.

Most people find it easier to believe I was insane than that any of this happened. I've talked about it online before and some people tell me to kill myself just for saying all of this; people viscerally reject that any of this is possible. Many men cant even believe that some women lie and cheat a lot! Women understand better. Some people assert that female psychopaths don't exist at all.

You will not believe how persuasive a clinical psychopath can be. They have mastered the art of lying since age 3. It takes 10 years to be an expert in something. They will lie about things that nobody else could ever lie about, so nobody will believe its a lie as 'who would even lie about that?'. I noticed she could alter my memories by asking me to repeat what I saw then suggesting I saw something different. She would describe the new memory it as if it was always my own idea. She would describe vivid details like a red coat that wasn't there. She would say it so confidently with total eye contact.

weird if true but yes there are female psychos. more now than ever.

if you think any white male can stand to look at that fucking face in motion on a tv you're some kind of retard

I think there have always been the same number

But now they are easier to spot since its easier to quantify narcissism with social media being ubiquitous

I do and yes she's ugly but the show is good.

>red coat that wasn't there
>red coat
this is either a fake story or you're illustrating it poorly with a fake example. that's the red bicycle trick from fuckin Derren Brown

>MOVIE BAD BECAUSE UGLY PERSON IN IT HURR DURR

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>think there have always been the same number
No, our society creates more of them. Our society encourages this kind of behavior and all the things that mess with our body chemistry also affects this.

Same with gays and trannies.

how does the show get around that face (and voice and manner)? is she playing some kind of repellent ghoul so it works?

it's not just ugliness it's a kind of extreme repulsiveness. You might as well ask why girls didn't like Eliot Rodger cos his face wasn't that fucked up. She's like a female rog

Well, the show is about her being an introverted, nebbish, bookish, unattractive older woman who fangirls over more attractive women who kill so she fits the role.

I think she's hideous and it amazes me how Asian people don't have a nose bridge but I still really like the show. I think most people on Yea Forums would be into it.

although having said that - it did just laugh out loud heartily when i opened her wiki page and saw this - at how surprisingly ugly she is (especially since you can't really point to what's wrong)

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(i meant although having said that it's not just her ugliness)

you better be tellin' the truth nigga

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Who fucking cares, she acts fine. Do you seriously evaluate people exclusively on how attractive they are? Spend every waking moment thinking about sex? Do you have so little self-control that you cannot even look at an ugly person?

I shit you not, nigger. Barry is great but Killing Eve was a step up. I enjoyed it more than Barry. Season 2 looks even more fun.

I am also watching Barry season 2 and I love Noho Hank.

Villianelle is like Yea Forums's dream girl. She's an autistic psychopath.

Yeah I don't get it either. She's really ugly but I see ugly people IRL at school like the disgusting Indian girls with facial hair and the chink girls with literal snaggleteeth but I'm not freaking out because they exist.

>she began acting and ballet at the early age of four to correct her "pigeon-toed stance".[8]
*gong sounds and stereotype ching chong music plays*

>Barry is great but Killing Eve was a step up. I enjoyed it more than Barry. Season 2 looks even more fun.

I watch both those shows too and I agree. I also thought The End of the Fing World was a good show. Probably somewhere in between Barry and Killing Eve.

I will admit Barry could have had a stronger 1st season but Season 2 is an improvement so far in the first episode.

i guess this is weak trolling but it's nothing to do with sex. a diseased/deformed person is distressing to look at. it has a psychological cost even once you've got on a virtue trip and made your self stop freaking out.
it's the same with ugliness. there's a psychic cost
if you don't acknowledge this you're literally degenerate

which doesn't mean i think the show is bad but the ugliness would have to be worked in. you can't just put one of those kids from that youtube weird smiling guy's videos in a tv show and have no characters ever acknowledge that their horrifying to look at

You know, I like this show. I still have the season finale left and it's good for the most part, but there's just one dumb scene that stopped it from being gr8 in my eyes.

>Psycho assassin murders your friend by stabbing him a dozen times in a nightclub
>Same assassin is on a team sent to kill another one of your co-workers, but instead kills her team because she's a fucking psycho
>You barely save her target
>She's shooting at your car
>Step out to talk to psycho assassin

What's with this idiocy?

She knows the connection they have. They can both feel it. Just look at the relationship V had with Anna. It's going to be the new version of that.

Holy shit dude, how do you even survive in the real world? Yes, ugly people exist, and they make up a decent part of the population. Occasionally, they might be in a TV show. Even if I believed all ugly people (and let's be honest- you mean ugly women), should be culled, that doesn't mean I'm such a fucking snowflake that seeing an ugly person makes me incapable of watching an otherwise good show.

I hate to break it to you, but normal people don't find it "psychologically distressing" to see a

this is low effort man
we're talking about when you're trying to be (even paying to be ) entertained

THIS SHOW IS THE DEFINITION OF REDDIT TRY-HARD CRINGE
no surprise the writer is that soppy bitch who wrote that sjw cancer show Fleabag
fuck this show
fuck the woman who made it
fuck the BBC
fuck it all
if you like this show, or even watch it at all, then you my friend are pure 100%
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>a diseased/deformed person is distressing to look at.
Sure but why make such a big deal of it? The show is good. I literally support Adolf Hitler and I enjoy this show even if there's sexual tension between 2 women on it.

reddit

the disgusting way you do your hair isn't helping - those dirty heavy looking curls. you're asian ffs, wear bangs. it really helps

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im not saying i wont watch the show because of it, that's someone else.

but be careful - the bangs are not a cure-all crutch. get complacent and there is a risk of creating unspeakable hideousness

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>paying for a TV show
You really are a brainlet...

Okay, you autismo, last reply before I go to bed. If I could only be entertained by attractive people, I'd exclusively watch porn and... capeshit I guess. I honestly feel bad that you are like this, can't imagine having my whole day ruined by seeing an ugly person.

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Well some other guy is saying it and that's ridiculous. This show is entertaining. I am more excited to see it than I was to see Season 2 of Barry and I loved S02E01 of Barry.

i googled the show and the first in the description was something about MI5 and maybe it's by BBC?
If it's set in fucking Britain why didn't you just say so. If it's in britain there's nothing egregious about her at all

LESBIANED

It's BBC America and I watch it for Villanelle

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this would make an excellent kino, by the way. At the least you should consider writing a book about it. Perhaps fiction based on it.

i wasn't saying it but now that i think about it's true. I actually wouldn't watch this show because she's in it. It's not because i can't stand the sight or it's too grating - it's because i'd feel like i'd caved in on something important. "Eat this shit" says the mainstream - "you want a good story? well you have to have sandra oh - because we say you need to like that."
I can say ugh, okay fine
Or I can say no - FUCK you! I'M the consumer. You need to fucking satisfy ME. You work for my dollar i don't fucking serve you. Go back, (is the message i want to send by not watching it) and make it fucking again. A milkshake please. Oh it's got one teaspoon of poo in it because we beleive poo is... NO. MAKE IT AGAIN. without the poo.
You have to or they'll never learn
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This show actually is good. The soundtrack, the acting, the action, the suspense, the fast pacing, all works well. I was enjoying every bit of it.

I've seen a lot of clips of this show and it was all cringe.

>haven't seen the show
>judges it
Please stop this.

I can't wait for the day I can replace John Malkovich with Jeff Goldblum in Being John Malkovich.

>Bitching about the lead being unattractive
That's the point, which is why it's good casting.

this

Especially when you see who preceded her

>Killing Eve
>doesn't kill Eve

She always reminds me of Betty Gilpin

The high forehead?

cringe

Yeah I think so. also the blonde hair, tall, similar body type, far apart ayy eyes

>far apart ayy eyes
i love that

I watched season 1 recently and I don't remember anything about it. Like not a single thing. Other than how ugly sandra oh is.

nice troll

Fuck, now THAT would be a good deepfake implementation.
>puts Debicki as main actress in all the movies I watch

This so much, holy fuck her face makes my dick retreat back into my body.

She's not diseased or deformed though... she literally looks like your average surgery-less Korean woman

>not immediately kicking the shit out of everyone who showed up to your "intervention"

This is how I knoe this story is fake. C
Only Chad has tons of friends and beautiful women he has no relationship with clambouring to ride his dick, and Chad would've bitch slapped all the betas trying to institutionalize him

Barry is a really shitty version of Patriot

>Barry is a really shitty version of Patriot
I heard once that Patriot is good but almost nobody seems to watch it. What do you like about it?

no

feminist propaganda

I'm not a dyke so this show isn't for me.

I don't see how its feminist when its about 2 women who are basically ranging from having psychopathic tendencies to full on psychopath.

Both of you are idiots who haven't seen this show.

this
and i especially like how the show treats V, she's a completely remorseless psycho. i'm interested to see how the ending of s01 impacted her

This scene right here was impossibly stupid.
>there is a man running in the field, being chased by the girl shooting at him
>the ugly troll is tracking him on GPS
>the ugly troll gets to this gate
>the ugly troll wants to save the man's life
>the ugly troll does not just crash through the gate with the car
>the ugly troll does not just climb the gate
>the ugly troll does not just put a leg through and lean through the gate
>the ugly troll just stands there shouting into her phone about how she can't get to him and he needs to run faster
>when the man finally reaches the gate, he's somehow managed to outrun the fit and dedicated female assassin
>when the man reaches the gate, he just vaults straight over the top, something that was, for some reason, utterly impossible for the ugly troll
>once they're in the car, female assassin just materializes and starts shooting at them again

like seriously, what even the everloving fuck. Who makes a scene like this and thinks "yep, das good."

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It would've been kino if they had casted more attractive actress in the main role

God fucking damnit I got mandela'd again. In my original timeline sandra oh was in shortbus.

I would've loved to hear about how sandra oh was considered too ugly to play an character that is written to be ugly.

You just cucked your self

hey friend i'm from that one too

is she written to be "violently ugly"?

I'm gonna watch it,op.
>Season 2 starts in 3 days
So much has happened I just assumed the show was already a few seasons in.
I hope there is some kind of catch-up trailer.

>how do you even survive in the real world?
Not him but I just avoid interacting with ugly fucks. Slight ugliness is tolerable, but that freakshow is where I draw the line.

> people don't find it "psychologically distressing" to see a

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man you guys have it easy
at some point i existed in a timeline where sandra oh, kate mckinnon, and BDH did a a REALLY shitty charlies' angels movie that was slow and had zero chemistry
no bosley, main villain was mark strong, villain sidekick was josh gad.

this literally came out like 6 or 7 years ago while Oh was neck deep in grey's anatomy
and then one day it never happened

Ok show with the worst protagonist on television. The ending was such a dumb cop out.

the show makes a big deal about it. When you see something unpleasant in real life, you look away. The show is basically
>here is sandra oh
>she is ugly and her voice is awful
>look at her
>listen to her scream
>this will be at least half of the show.

Your friend is a know nothing faggot.
>Juana Barraza
>Barraza was a Mexican professional wrestler. She was born in 1957 and was known as “The Old Lady Killer.”
>She murdered between 42 and 48 elderly woman and was later sentenced to 759 years in prison.
>She would beat or strangle her victims and steal their possessions.
>She was caught in 2006 and found guilty of 16 counts of murder and aggravated burglary in 2008.

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I've figured out you can force the mandela effect by planning suicides then never going through with them. But you have to be suicidal of course.

do they touch or lick each others pusys?

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honestly i think i 'die' and swap to a parallel timeline a lot. I'll get in a near miss while driving and feel like the sky suddenly got less cloudy or something along those lines. I usually blame it on the adrenaline though.

I'm a high stroke risk due to family history and i wonder how many times i've 'died' just sitting around and moved to a new reality

i don't fully believe in this shit, but i have no religion in my life and the idea of converging realities or timeline hopping kind of fills that void

I cannot bring myself to look at that face or hear her talk.

>its not going to rain all week!
>get in a near miss
>its going to rain tomorrow and we've known this all week!

just about every time.

Tried watching the first episode but died of cringe. I guess the Beeb dumb everything down because the majority of the audience is over 70 but even then this was next level pleb shit.

>Tried watching the first episode but died of cringe
user plz

don't even fucking talk to me about the weather, everyone here is a retarded moron who will pick and choose a weather forecast out of the dozen available (which are almost always different by a few degrees and a day of rain), and STICK TO IT like it's the gospel of god himself.

Early 2018 the weather was cold as fuck but (to prevent mass suicides i guess) the weather at the end of the week was always 'supposed' to be ten degrees warmer

I'd gripe about the cold and how it stuck around and my dopey acquaintances would always respond with "oh it'll be warm next week" and they did this for 3 fucking months and when i finally blew up on someone for their lack of pattern recognition and incessant insistence of sharing it with me when i objectively point out what's currently happening outside, a bunch of people shit all over me for being "unnecessarily negative"

IT IS FUCKING SNOWING AND I SAY I'M SICK OF SNOW AND SOMEONE HAS TO PIPE UP AND 'CORRECT' ME LIKE
>nooooo you're not allowed to be sick of snow, It'S gOnNa Be WaRm NeXt WeEk!

FUCK
I WISH I COULD WAVE AWAY THE IDIOCY OF OTHERS AS MANDELA EFFECT

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I think every time I mandela I end up somewhere where people are all slightly stupider.

can someone bother to "sell" me watching season 1. whats the situation with those 2 ladies, lovers? both psycho who can't accept they want to go muff diving?

i used to like watching stuff i thought was unique, different from what i know and seen , like when bong ver of Queer as Folk came out i had seen more video footage of the daily life of big african cats than of north american queers so it was interesting... but now i don't think i would bother to watch a sho about lesbianeses

i think people are as dumb as they've always been, it's just my patience for it wears ever thinner

look bro, you might be used to see ugly people everyday (since you look at yourself at the mirror every day), but not me, i look good, i'm a literal model and i don't wanna look at ugly people
btw, kill yourself or just don't have kids, ugly people should disappear from the world

>can someone bother to "sell" me watching season 1
It's the best show of 2018

are you, by chance a middle aged woman?

that's some lazy yet desperate damage control

>the Asian crying whore from the Grey's Anatomy trailers
"NO!"

>This scene right here was impossibly stupid.

this is when I stropped watching this show. They ruined all the tension by having the eve character meet the assassin too soon. Also the stupid gunfights made it look like just more Hollywood garbage instead of a more sophisticated psychological drama.

Post the full yellow fever finger trap thing

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