Thoughts?

>Barely has an ass

So much potential

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best dancer in porn, prove me wrong

>Pretty face
>Big boobs
>No ass
>No hips

>Pretty face
>no tits
>Amazing ass

Choose wisely.

big boobs are disgusting

I'd like to engage in coitus with her in the missionary position for recreational purposes, if you catch my drift!?!FACT!!!

Amazing ass all the way.

big boops implies big hips, if you go for big boobs and don't have big hips, what is the fucking point

Meanwhile, a great ass is always just a great ass

straight outta reddit

Well, I'm a mommy milker

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

she looks like she fucks black guys

What happened to old hoof foot?

>I hate the fact that I didn't properly appreciate the first watch because I expected a >she moment

Too big.

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Any new videos?

Ass every time
>a thing which the size of is directly affected by the hips doesnt imply big hips
Are you stupid or just retarded

would probably cum in 3.1 seconds

life is unfair

Latter.

Wrong.

t. niggers

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..and milkies
..and jiggles

>straight outta reddit

youtu.be/KJJ30mfaF9Y

Ass desu. Big tits are disgusting and "amazing ass" can mean well-shaped butt, it doesn't have to be oversized nigger-tier baboon. As long as face is fine of course.

Horrible tits can be covered up, you can't hide an awful ass and no hips

mods must be asleep

>He likes the crane physique

I am somewhat of an ass man myself...besides, boobs are merely trying to immitate ass, every serious man knows this.

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what in the world

What the fuck bros I would literally worship her as if she were a goddess, this is why i can't hate women no matter how cuntish their personalities can be, I would get on my knees and worship her to suck those tits and impregnate her

imagine the sag in 10 years

Woman's body is disgusting

Would be very hot in the 2003-7 era but theres so many whores willing to do porn that there is a lot of hot bitch competition.

okay faggot

Girlfriend? easily pretty face, no tits and amazing ass
Fuck buddy or one night stand I'd go with huge tits.
I fucking love gigantic natural breasts, it's the only thing I masturbate to however it's not as important to me IRL

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tits > ass but flat chests are delicious...

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>this fat pig is a 10/10 in America

can I have ugly face and huge amazing ass?

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This is pretty accurate imo, one of my old girlfriends had e-cups but somehow also had a hank hill ass.

What do boobs feel like to squeeze? Please don't give me "bag of sand" I would like an actual answer.

It's just a can of cola, bro.

>wife has a huge ass like this
>but small af boobs
>tfw i'm a tits guy

I HURT MYSELF TODAY

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Bags of something similar to sand

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Impregnate her retard

defending chestlets is actually worse than being a chestlet

Bag of salty milk and coins

Thick balloons filled with warm mayonnaise

Bag of kitty litter.

wife material

>gf has wonderful tits and hips, but never had that much of an ass
>we moved in a hilly area and all the walking up and down the slopes is making it grow bigger and firmer by the day
*ayuwoki intensifies*

Pass her off to someone deserving of a real woman

You could easily invest in this bitch, get her squatting, drop her bodyfat to about 18% and she'd be hot

Already did. Twice. Still a moderate B cup :(

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This is the fakest set of tits I've seen in a good while, they look like balloons filled with fat.

I wish I was this comfortable nude. If I ever have sex all the lights are gonna be off and no action will be happening above the sheets.

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Hmm, I give her a 1/10 for trying but she is WAY too fat.

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So...they're real? Fucking retard/coping chestlet

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>getting a raging stiffy from a hippo in bikini
High test?

I NEED THIS SO MUCH

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I like a fat pusy as much (or more) than the next guy, but when she's so fat that any traces of pusy are obscured it's a bit much. She is cute though, definitely a fixer-upper.

God fucking damn it

>mfw attracted to petite toned bodies with A-B cups

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Pretty fucking good body, actually. All she needs is to lose some weight and you-d have a 9/10 hottie.

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If your immediate instinct on watching this, isn't wanting to immediately breed this hog, then you either have some deep rooted homosexual tendencies, or were molested by family member when younger. Probably both.

You have no fucking idea how breasts work.

Late 2000s porn is the best pornkino out there, though.

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I'D FUCK THAT BITCH UNTIL SHE MOO'ED, A DEEP RUMBLING MOO THAT MAKES HER UDDERS SQUIRT DELICIOUS NURTURING MILK!!!FACT!!! youtu.be/T2l--Px9vf0

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WHERE'S HER FUCKING DICK?!? YOU FUCKING CHEATED ME user!!!FACT!!!

Based.

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fuck off imposter

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Fuck I wanna go back

Yeah! This video is hot as shit. Its a legacy fap for me.

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I'm glad goth era is over.

please gimme name sir

please god

Gay.

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imagine being gay

BARTY CROUCH

JUNIOR

>fuck off imposter

SUCK MY COCK YOU NIGGER KIKE WOP!!!FACT!!!

wew

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Katee Owen or Katee Life

We all do.

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I remember when I used to fap alot to thiss fucking gif
>I came buckets meme

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kateelife or something

You just doomed this thread

fucking kek

>that rise and fall
did he cum?

>tits vs ass
It's all about the eyes and her smile.

>spoonfeeding newfags
Kill yourselves.

thanks bros

I'm almost certain my testicles would invert from cumming so hard

AWOOGA! HONK HONK! HUMINA HUMINA! EE-AW EE-AW! BOIOIOING!

fucking blind ones at that since it's in the watermark

Uh you forgot Christina Model bruh

Fuck off.

distinctly remember blasting off to this first time i ever saw it

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gonna be reeeeeal saggy and hunched over in 10 years or less. itti-bitti-titty club for me.

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What's the first thing everyone can remember fapping to? For me it was a video of a former Romanian gymnast doing a balance beam routine topless when I was 16 years old

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Jesus christ, just how fucking fat do you need to get for the stretch marks to get that bad?

Confucius says: Big tits with no ass will fill your hands, but small tits with big ass will fill your heart.

Hard nips on Scary Spice in the "Wannabe" Spice Girls video. I'm sure there was something before that, but that's the earliest I can remember.

2nd, easily

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why did you marry her then stupid

clothing magazines before i was even able to cum properly

tits are life, ass is hometown

shitty breast physics. Even I could program them better.

think it was a Sears or Famous Barr lingerie ad

this is normal. some creme can fix this

mfw stretch marks on my knees
help

Looks like Freddy Kruger's nutsack!!!FACT!!!

This. She has kind of an ugly earthly rodent face.
8/10 because of that 10/10 body. Otherwise would be a 6/10

Topless Victoria Bekham in a magazine.

it's hard being a woman

maybe. he does move his body backwards

Oh, the memories!
It still does it for me, even at that resolution.

I love my gf's body but she dresses horribly. Super frumpy. She tries occasionally but unless i tell her how to dress (which to be fair she is open to) its always disappointing. Also she's greek and doesn't want to dress too "skanky" when we go out.

I like my woman looking hot when i'm out with her dammit.

Is that a young deum0s?! Kek

How does it feel to know that she's almost 30 now?

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Rape culture. Ew.

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I like big boobs though

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How do you even recover from this?

and the minute she does, she takes off with Chad
many such cases to the point it became an unwritten rule that you don't build up "duckling" women.