/ALITA/

WE'RE IN HERE

I'll make some new blanket fort memes when I wake up, but I need to go to sleep myself. Night anons!

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No you're not.

that blazer is poorly ironed

THIS IS THREAD #310
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lol what a cute girl

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Considering this film had barely any marketing, very little advertising, no brand recognition established for it, it's almost unfair to compare it to something like the Marvel movies. 400 million on a film like this is very good.

This is amazing reversed.

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Very good yes, but is it good enough for the corporations that see the money Transformers or Marvel or DC or Venom make?

Based thread man!

Wow my nigga can you say MOVING THE GOALPOSTS?

LOOOOOOOOOOL FAAAAAAAGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOT

It's all about return on investment: >budget+marketing

vs.

>box office + Blu-Ray and Streaming + merch

Not to mention this movie has gathered a phenomenon of a cult following, a legion of die-hard fans willing to throw all their money at Alita.

Not to mention James "Money Maker" Cameron's name and vision attached to the whole project.

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>more generals than millions
unironically kind of cool

More like the media has moved the goalposts. They all said this would be a 200 million flop and now they're saying it could get a sequel.

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Cameron's name didn't help it become a big hit though, it's barely breaking even.

Lmfao the "media" doesn't give a single fuck about this weebshit flop. Wake the fuck up you delusional autists. This movie is literally non-existent outside of these hugbox threads.

So this is that Chinese art then?

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Don't know why I posted the general version, here's the clean version.

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>Chinese
>clearly painted by Jim

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yeah I bet a lot of the fan art is from China

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Reminder: Alita is for hugs, comfy snuggles, holding hands, kisses on the cheek, walking arm in arm, and all things otherwise pure and wholesome.

ALITA IS NOT FOR LEWD!

If I stroked her hair, would she mind?

legit me every night for the last 3 weeks

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youtube.com/watch?v=zjedLeVGcfE

Reminder: Alita kills people

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hugo is though
change my mind

Yes. She's a battle angel.

Are you over 18 years old?

Hardly any was spent on advertising or marketing. Fox was in the middle of the Disney acquisition. The whole situation is complicated.

Honestly though, worse comes to worst, I don't see why Jimbo couldn't personally foot the bill, at least half of it, to ease the problem with gathering enough investors for a sequel. He waited 20 damn years to see this movie come to life and he always intended on it being a trilogy.

They cared enough to shit on it, like the Disney-bought shills they are.

Nice trick Voiceanon

I will talk about shoving my chode down whatever throat I want, and I want to fuck Alita's throat until its raw and I cum at least four times.

body of an angel, and a face built for battle

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Very.

>Called out immediately
fuck

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posting rare Alita

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What if she stroked yours?
pastebin.com/exkDc8mF

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Who woulda guess it?

Oh yeah, Thread Man

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NUMBERRRRRRRRRRR 99

Anybody remember when they were kids and they'd sit on the floor in the backs of cars and talk?
Those were the days.

good night anons. love these threads

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Maybe, 20-30 years down the line, similar to Bladerunner 2049. Investors care about an immediate return on their investment. They want to see the money flowing on day one and people going crazy during the opening week. Merch and blu-ray salles are good but investors unfortunately usually are a very impatient people. Still, I hope for the best.

goodnight, fren

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Yeah, I'm thinking this flop is dead. We can stop forcing these generals now that it's obvious there won't be any sequels.

night fren

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that's not the right attitude user
sleep well

Friendly reminder you guys are hopeless fags, why don't you take this to Reddit where you belong?

Not cool, fren

The fuckin audacity of you to compare this forgettable weebshit trash to Blade Runner... It's absurd

My heart is now melted into a puddle. Thank you writefag

Uh, don't know about Alita and Hugo doing that, but there are scenes of them just sitting around, talking like kids fantasizing about their hopes and dreams.

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And your head, where we live RENT FREE.

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>comparing this to Blade Runner
haha yeah that would be crazy

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Guys, guys, GUYS!

Good news and bad news:

>Good News: We broke $85million domestic

Bad News: We dropped down to $316million foreign and $401.4million total.

boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=alita.htm

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Yeah, we totally haven't done that before, right?

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>they fucked with the numbers AGAIN

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Why the hell does this keep happening? They keep dropping a million after a couple days of the numbers getting updated.

it's like pottery, it's art

There's a story for every occasion friend. Glad you like it.

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Alita made more money than the first Captain America movie.

>those numbers

Lmfao I thought the floo thing was a meme. What a fuckin complete and utter flop this movie is.

And you think there's gonna be a sequel? Lmfao bro.... Lemme tell you about how money and investments work...

That's gets a loud, emphatic YIKES-A-DOODLE-DEE-DOO from me, dawg.

>what are you dreaming about little Alita: Battle Angel?
why does EVERY fucking movie have to do this SHIT.

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Almost like the owners of mojo need to be investigated for their connections to disney or something

Can you blame me though? He's hot!
You should go back and read some of his other stuff, it's great. I actually did a recording of Peace.

good to see you guys are still here. alsmost missed you lot in the quiet hours

>the way she squirms with her new hands behind her back
Stop that. Stop teasing me.

>weebshit trash made by amateur nobody director is ripping off masterwork by actual talented filmmaker

Ya sure proved me wrong there bud... Oh wait...

Actually please do, these people need a reality check.

I was talking about people here. I used to love sitting on the floor in the backs of cars and talking and did it since I was 4 years old.

2 billion to break even.

Can't wait to see what you guys say when the sequel is announced.

>It could still not happen. It'll be stuck in development Hell!

*Sequel arrives on time*

>It's gonna suck like the first one!

*Receives great reviews*

>Well, there won't be a third one, that's for sure!

*Third one is announced*

>Well...

and so on

Still at 401 for me.

Audible chuckle

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I need to go to bed soon
don't let these threads die guys

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Reminder that Jimbo said that if it is continued, 2 and 3 will be filmed back-to-back, so they'll be announced at once.

Rodriguez could come riding in on a dirt back and hand deliver the fucking movie while waving around Rosa's panties like a flag and they STILL WON'T BELIEVE IT.

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My heart... no. Don't. Don't ever do that again. I can't take it.

Don't worry, these threads are some of the more active threads on Yea Forums, we hit bump limit faster than most everyone else. Good night user.

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That's a MASSIVE if, though.

Not really. Avatar has, like, a thousand sequels already.

Requesting a draw-user to PLEASE sketch this holy shit

don't worry the aus and eu friends keep it alive. sleep well user

Not really even an if, more of a "never ever".

Avatar made A BILLION fucking dollars you retard.

That's Yoko.

Avatar made 2.7 billion. It didn't flop like Alita did.

night frens stay comfy

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Now it needs 2.7b to break even.
Soon we'll be in 3 B territory.

Oh man have you seen my other stuff? If not have a look at the 'Alita and you' section of this doc and have fun!
pastebin.com/yHqEheSy

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Alita needs 14 billion to break even, and this thread needs 500 unique posters to be allowed to make another thread.

>
>flop
>flop implies didn't break even

This film has already made it's initial investment back and is in low-proft territory. Whether or not it ever gets a a sequel makes no difference to the fact that IT IS NOT A FLOP.

Healing level: Captain Fungus. The star of the movie serves popcorn to like 3 people as a photo-op at the premier.

Healing level: Alita. "Here little girl. We got you the MOST AWESOME BIONIC ARMS IN THE WORLD! Oh, and you're going to the premier too because you have heart and you never let anything hold you back. And that's something that everyone, no matter who or what they are can be inspired by."

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Yeah a better example of a proper flop is GitS

I'mma read all of these in the morning. Can't wait to be a gushy mess of /comfy/

Night Anons and Alita. Thank you for another day of happiness

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If it doesn't get a sequel that confirms it wasn't worth making in the first place. This movie is already forgotten. The only people who care are you incels who use it as ammunition against movies starring REAL women instead of sex robots.

Tilly should have a cameo in the sequel.

No and I never will. Why do you want me to suffer? I don't need vivid images of what I'll never have.

Sleep well friend.
I hope you have a look at them! The goal isn't to make you suffer but to help you feel. One of the worst things we can do is refuse to feel things and so a lot of my heart is in them for you guys. I understand if you don't want to, but I do hope you're not scared of feeling.

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I hope Alita swears more in the sequel. Like she's all pissy now and swears and Ido is on her case about it. That'd be adorable.

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Ido's going to lose her, user. She'll go off the deep end.

Depends on the cuss words. She can say fuck once, but shit would probably be the only word she could repeatedly use.

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To be honest, I don't think so. The way she embraced him as father at the end of the movie leads me to think he'll have a slightly bigger role in the sequels than he did in the later parts of the manga.

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If it doesn't get a sequel that confirms it wasn't worth making in the first place.

So not true. Lots of very successful, profit-making movies never got sequels, usually because they didn't need them. This is a big story that warrants sequels.
>This movie is already forgotten.

Objectively wrong. Forget about Yea Forums, go anywhere that has audience reviews and read the tens of thousands of posts written by normies saying they and their friends and family love this movie, have seen it several times, are going to buy the Blu-Ray, and are demanding a sequel.

>The only people who care are you incels who use it as ammunition against movies starring REAL women instead of sex robots.

YOU TROLLS are the once always making comparisons between Alita: Battle Angel and other movies, particularly Captain Marvel. We don't give a shit about other movies that aren't A:BA or are related to A:BA because this is an ALITA: BATTLE ANGEL GENERAL THREAD. And even if these CYBORG, not robot, but CYBORG-loving Alita fans don't care for Captain Marvel very much, we love good movies with strong REAL female leads like The Terminator, T2: Judgement Day, Aliens, Kill Bill, The Passion of Joan of Arc, and so on.

Why not make your own thread? an ANTI-ALITA: BATTLE ANGEL ANGRY HATE General or something, so you can be free to shit on this movie, us, and the general as much as you wish.

No Tilly posting. It's too much. Have you read the interviews with her? How she talked about having to fucking duct-tape a controller to her arm to play Wii? But does she complain? Nope! "It worked, so whatever!" You see someone like that and you think of all the piddly shit you bitch about in your life and it just makes me feel like such a dirtbag for being so whiny.

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GOODNIGHT ANONS. THE SUN IS SET, AND I MUST REST.

REMEMBER...

NEXT THREAD IS #311

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>Forget about Yea Forums, go anywhere that has audience reviews and read the tens of thousands of posts written by normies saying they and their friends and family love this movie, have seen it several times, are going to buy the Blu-Ray, and are demanding a sequel.
Considering how little money it made, those people are likely just bots and trolls.

Good night based thread man. May you have many good dreams.

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If the sequel needs a kickstarter, this could be a perk.

>$10,000: Alita will say a swear word of your choice!
I'd go with "Frickballs!"

sweet dreams

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i try to use it as an inspiration becuase if she can do it then i can too

>ywn play around with a hyperactive Alita after she drank too many mochas and is hopped up on caffiene

SLEEP WELL THREAD GUARDIAN

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Well I finally saw captain footsie and it was stupid. She’s supposed to be human but you can’t sympathize with a constantly angry robot who just punches everyone in her way.
Arita, on the other hand, is most human bean I’ve ever met.

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Panzer Cunt would be the word I'd pick.

Why are we talking about this?

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Seriously, why the fuck do people keep defending that movie so much? It's boring and bland and soulless, like the title character. They hate our threads and our joy at our movie so much they have to delude themselves into liking the popular and more money-making Marvel shit?

Come on, fren. Don't be like that. Don't minimize your pain. Acknowledge it, then fight through it. Truly inspirational people don't show off and try to make you feel bad, they want to show you that you that problems have solutions, you just have to keep fighting. We believe in you! Never give up!

>"Alita, slow the fuck down!"

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>DAD SAID FUCK!!!

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I actually barely see anyone talking about it. Even the people who do see it, just say, "Oh it was fun," and that's it. The discussion is so minimal, there is no depth to that movie, or any ones like it.

I need to rewatch this episode of Simpsons with dinner now.
I was also only one in the alita theater I snuck into after cap marvel but I figure at this point alita owes me money.

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>"Sorry, I didn't mean to cuss in front of you. You shouldn't repeat that word, it's bad, Alita. Now run off, I said I wasn't putting you in the berserker body."

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5000 BPM

True. I'd throw in some made up iron city sayings. How about "eat my motor drive" or "suck my processor" lol idk, some shit along those lines. Can anyone else think of any?

>Hey, where Hugo in?
what did he mean by that

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I would want it to be in response to something slightly annoying and have her totally overreact.
>One chocolate bar please!
>Sorry, we just ran out.
>Aww, horsecock! This day fucking blows!

Uhh, yeah, look at that exhaust pipe!

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Too bad I can’t post any of the motorball clips I crappily camripped

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Damn it, we need an HD rip of the movie. I hope one finds it's way online so we can start getting better .webms and images.

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>FUCK!

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>"What did I just say, young lady?"

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This picture is cute! CUTE!

Not mine. I just added the text

S N E E E E E E E D
I FUCKING LOVE SNEED LOL!!!
probably the funniest joke ever invented.
i love sneed!
sneed!

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RUSSIAN BOTS AND TROLLS.

I missed that spazzing potato

It's real comfy hours now. Here's a question, do any of you anons sleep with something Alita related? Like a plush, pillow, a shirt, or something else.

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>FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK!!!!

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Everyone's in bed.

Too /comfy/.

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No. Do you?

Yeah, it's a little slow right now, but it's to be expected in the middle of the night on a Wednesday. If anything, now is peak hours to release OC without anyone knowing. Secret content.

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>Like a plush, pillow, a shirt

I would if Fox released any official merch to buy!

I wish. I don't really sleep with anything, but I do browse these threads on my phone right before I go to sleep.

Yuuup. Curled up in my blanket about to pass out.
>secret content
I see how it is user

I sleep sandwiched between two body pillows.

zapan so goofy

It's usually when I'm the most productive, desu. It's comfy late at night like this.
I always read one of writefag's stories right before I go to bed. I like having bedtime stories.

i read the stories people posted as my bedtime reading but i still havent dreamed of Alita

vocaroo.com/i/s1rLqlpNU6Hy

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May i ask you a personal question?

Of course!

fucking KEK poor hugo

Ok, here it is
Is your Hugo cut or uncut?

Hugo's actually on a bulk. He's gonna get cut loose, though.

We need Peaches to put em together cause apparently Vegas doesn't like webms
and put in pauses where appropriate so it's 19 sec instead of 12
I wouldn't know, user. maybe I wish I did though

I can do it sometime tomorrow.

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>last February
>ask real girl out even though she is an eyelet
>she says no but we can friends
>I'm so fucking sad
>can't control my emotions and burst out
>you're a bitch! EYELET BITCH
>get suspended from school
>while on suspension go see a movie, don't care what
>girl at counter won't even look at me with her stupid small eyelet eyes
>movie I'm in sucks so switch theatre to alita: battle angel
>luck out and it's about to start
>instantly fall in love and buy a second ticket to show my support
Dudes I can't believe how much I have been mended in my soul. I feel like I have been touched by love FINALLY. I knew there was something wrong with eyelet girls all along. I have been back 3 times a week ever since. Now it's going to out of theatres and I'm so fucking lonely again. Dude my feelings cannot be mended

also peaches post the preview cut you did of the kansas bar dub so we can see the hilarity

user what

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Imagine Zyzz as Hugo and Zalem is his Olympus. I'd drop my panties in a heartbeat.

Looking forward to it, thanks man~

rip zyzz gone but not forgotten

K here

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Unlike faggot shonen protages.

Vector wasn't even that bad of a dude. "Yo hugo, instead of me asking for you to betray/kill Alita how about you get her to join motorball where she could potentially whoop some fuckin ass and become final champion. Then you both could go to zalem. Good shit right?"

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t-too fast, she'll hurt herself

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Well, he probably knew Hugo wouldn't go for it if he just asked outright

ALITA, NO!

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just my comfy alita thoughts...

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>I don't know, user.

In my mind he's cut. He'd have to be or itd be no go for me. Also, apparently its his girlfriends bday. How jelly are you of her?

Nice roleplay, Jerome.

Maybe all that chocolate was a mistake.

Honestly, doesn't really matter to me all that much.
Pretty jealous! And she's older than him...I'm the same age as him lmao,and the same height, it'd be perfect.

He was all about the money up until then though. The thought had for sure crossed his mind.

It's okay. When she tires herself out, I'll have the blanket ready and I'll carry her to bed.
I strongly disagree on both accounts. He was about midway through his arc by that point, spending so much time with her.

She's got an anti-matter heart! She'll last centuries!

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i for one also like hugo
vocaroo.com/i/s1ZcapqjVSk9

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That...Could be a problem. Well, at least she'll blow everyone out of the water during her next motorball game.

this is so fucking good

BASED fellow hugo-lover

The fucking gremlin voice slays me.

Dem 9's. Goddamn.

S I Z E A B L E

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this is awesome. any other lines that need recording?

Blessed by our matron, amen.

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It's so awesome! That going up thread is kek

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Blessed be thine digits. Alita be praised.

there's a huge list- Peaches should post em again at the start of a busy thread and see what we get

>i'm the same age as him

Oooof. Seems like thatd be a deal breaker for him.

300 years old or bust

I'm pretty sure I had a line somewhere in the huge mash up of lines waaaay back before I took a name. Have to see if it comes back up.

I'm...Writing something? Like, not a script, just a short little story. I'm not sure if it's any good, but it's a good outlet for my feels.

You're probably actually right. Damn. Well, I could turn up the mommy-gf charm for him, I got a friend who's super into it who could give me pointers.

"Oh hey Hugo, want to come over for some HGTV and chill?"

Oh no, I have no idea what that is. How am I supposed to score Hugo without being a cougar? I'll have to play up the winemom and bust out the live, laugh, love decorations.

pastebin.com/8WV2t6mY woo I can't write at all but it was pleasant for me to do and that's what matters

/r/ing someone make fresh OC out of these two madlads in the OP and

>pic related

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you mean put them on the bench?

i'll have you know i have at least one lamp in my room
gib cyborg GF JC

Have comfy curled up blanket burrito Alita's head popping out of the paper bag and have K sit at the edge of the bench. Maybe use a better picture of K where he's sitting?

I turn my lights off when I'm up late

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I have exactly one monitor

Apparently they're selling the patterns to the mushroom baby stuffed animal Alita had
...I kidna wanna make em but I'm hesitant to spend more cash

And I have exactly zero fucks.

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Hugo is underrated but that doesn't make him good.

>Writefag being so absolutely unbased for once

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Looks /comfy/

that was me

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Keep it comfy guys, I'm heading out to go stare at the ocean and maybe work on my beach script. See ya next time

Definitely is, but it gets real lonely

I would never do a pastiche piece making fun of Hugo for his silly ideals and inflexibility of character. I'm totally going to do some joke Alita pieces some time better look out Hugo. Also sleep well VA!

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Must say, disappointed, writefag. Hugo is a great character.

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Atleast you always have /Alita/

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Can a cyborg love a cyborg?

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Cute.
Also good morning.

Morning fren

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>$85mil after all these weeks
>$170mil budget

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

Seriously though, movies make $85mil in single weekends these days. If Alita ain't the definition of a FLOP then I dunno what is!

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>definition of a FLOP then I dunno what is!

Correct. You don't know what the definition of a flop is.

A flop is when a movie doesn't break even.

Alita: Battle Angel broke even and then some, residing in low-profit territory. Nothing exciting, but DEFINITELY NOT A FLOP.

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I know y'all plan to make a fandub of the movie. Do you also plan to make fandubs of some of the Peaches webm or other ones which have /ALITA/ dialogue?

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What is your theory as to why Alita didn't make hundreds of millions more if it's such a good movie? What's your grand conspiracy?

You know it BROTHER

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there's no conspiracy user. it's a great film but it doesn't fit the tastes of the modern market. you think that saying flop actually hurts us or has some kind of meaning but it really doesn't. i hope you find healing here some time if you want it

see with
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or
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>Mouse Shenanigans again.
>Only a 600k drop.

Looks like the mouse is tired can't do any further damage. Eat shit and die.

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Also reminder Wholesome smile.

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Alita's smile is PURE healing

This:
And there was literally a conspiracy against it, because this was Fox's last big movie before being acquired by the Disney merger, so for every penny less this movie made, Disney would argue that Fox was worth less for, so that they could negotiate to buy-out the company as cheaply as possible. They bought off hundreds of shills through either direct payment or special access, they bought off Rotten Tomatoes in general to axed tens of thousands of negative user reviews off of Captain Fungus they claimed were 'bots and trolls' while leaving hundreds of obviously copypasted reviews that were in favor of the movie untouched. They bought thousands of their own tickets to inflate their own box office.

And, honesty, lousy marketing. So, it's not all conspiracy, but a lot of it is.

The most wholesome smile in the world.

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i thought this one was the most wholesome smile

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This whole scene is so positive and caring. It really makes you appreciate the love grown between the characters in a part of the movie which is otherwise incredibly high-octane.

the final price for the merger was decided long before Alita opened, Disney was pushing everyone else down and doing all sorts of leaning on RT and Utoob because they want CapMarv to be the face of the MCU and a mediocre performance puts those plans in jepoardy. Alita was just in the way.

I wouldn't be as insulting if Brie Cheese was more endearing in her film. But fuck no, gotta cram this massive turd through.

Imagine being this schizo.

As if Alita being financially successful was going to affect a merger of that size. It was a drop in the bucket you mong. The value of the intellectual properties alone completely dwarf an individual movie's performance. As if a merger of that size wasn't finalized months in advance. As if they were anxiously waiting for the box office numbers of ONE movie.

You stupid, ignorant, dumb, mentally ill child.

>picks one point out
>ignores the rest

Right, and you're so much smarter than I am. Not wrong at all with anything else you said, and there's definitely nothing correct I said.

I was being sarcastic, in case you couldn't tell.

>stupid, ignorant, dumb, mentally ill

And at least I'm not redundant.

>cuddled up under blanket rewatching my favorite scenes by the seaside
Why is this movie so special guys
Ive seen it 13 times and rewatching the kiss made me so happy

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>I was just pretending to be retarded!

Okay retard.

read the manga

i am user

Read Ashen Victor

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>You: Movie is a flop
>user: Not according to this definition.
>Another user: What he said.
>You: *starts insulting second user*

no u

It's nice you guys are keeping the thread bumped but you really shouldn't be biting at such obvious bait posts in the first place.

The movie is a flop by every metric. It was another cringe attempt at a cinematic universe and it FAILED, just like Dracula Untold and The Mummy.

How can it be a flop when I've seen it 11 times?

Checkmate, dummy. Sequel soon!

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STOP POSTING IT
Or at least get that t-shirt made.

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>Literally Hu

Delete this.

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I like "little flea" being used as an insult.

Why aren't we making pictures like this anymore?

This is lost technology. Nobody has made this stuff since .... before thread #300

Oh and guess where I'm going to get on the train and visit this weekend? TRIPPLE NOVA

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Why the fuck there aren't Blu-ray pre-orders or release date yet?

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The mouse wants us to forget this movie existed.

I've saved it. Are you happy now?

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I dunno. I never preordered anything before

Why is the mouse so autistic about some insignificant movie about an insignificant girl?

She challenges the natural order of things.

Why though?

"Not invented here" syndrome
Lack of current-day wokeness (even if it's awash in social and political themes with eternal applicability)
Direct competitor to Captain Marvel, allegedly the first female-led motion picture ever made in the history of film
I'm not sure this even comes from the top, I think it's more than likely that a lot of the shitting on Alita is self-initiated within Disney culture without having it cleared with corporate superiors or legal counsel. Which might come back to bite them when they inevitably brag about how they "helped killed the alt right anime shit movie"

More like she challenges their unnatural order of things.

So do you think there was a limited number of steelbooks made? Surely they'll have more...right?

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I just want an edition with 4K+3D+Bluray+Digital HD+Extras

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Rest easy user. Even if Zavvi doesn't there are at least three other companies I know of with steelbooks in the works. Just keep your eyes open.

Ok...I'll try to

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It was a different time. Also Cap made 176 million domestically, while Alite made less than half that. That's a big difference.

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Harry is my hero, thanks user.

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What the mouse sabotage the release in every way they can. 4k transfer will be an upscale, 3D will be purposefully botched, it won't include any special features, ect.

link?

If Cameron and Rodriguez are worth their salt, they'd have made sure that sort of thing didn't happen by writing a proper distribution deal with Fox which Disney has to uphold. Making movies this way is a sort of partnership, and there's bound to be written contracts stipulating the rights and responsibilities of all the parties.

us.zavvi.com/blu-ray/alita-battle-angel-4k-ultra-hd-zavvi-exclusive-limited-edition-steelbook-includes-3d-and-2d-blu-ray/12039779.html

Well, to push a little "Fight Club" on you they might run the formula. If the cost of the litigation is cheap enough they might just push forward with the sabotage.

CUTE

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STEELBOOK NOW AAAAAH

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Need this NOW

I've been exclusively using /ALITA/ when I browse Yea Forums for so long that I forgot how retarded this board is outside of you guys.
Endless sneedposting, brieposting, "have sex", "incel".
Thanks for just being bros, /ALITA/

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She cute

I swear to God if I see this posted one more time I'll draw another.

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Slow thread today

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It has been over a month and the movie isn't playing for most people anymore. Makes sense.

Words cant comprehend how much I would like you place my penis inside of the Rosa

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Its just these early GMT and AUS hours, as usual.

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Chibi Alita Version 0.1 "Cheap photoshop edition"

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CUTE

I can't believe Zapan killed Gonzu... does that mean he'll kill the black nurse in the sequel?

It’s early in burgerland, and last night the threads moved by really quick

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If he does who will say all those classic memorable lines like ....

"Yer a real kook, you know"

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Can a cyborg fart a brain?

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I hope you anons have a comfy day

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Just got this ins the mail :3

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"Genuine peice of film from an origional print"

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Both movies are excellent

Yeah there's enough of us here to keep the lights on.

where did you get it?

New bread when

Ty user I hope you do as well

We really need a new bread guys.
Somebody start baking.

BREAD
BREAD
BREAD

thnx

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Got it from Ebay, here in Bongland. Just search up Alita battle angel film reel and something should come up. Was cheap as well as I imagine there are quite a few frames on the film they used...

Good morning friends! Please be healed by Arita today.

Your use of quotation marks makes it sound like you're unimpressed by the quality of the product you received

No no it actually its really well put together, it feels really good quality. Just wondering why they would need reels of a digital movie. But It came from a company that only deal in this sort of stuff so they have like 1000's of different movies they do this for. Either way it's really cool to look it.

I'll make new thread

thnx can use this if you want

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How much did it set you back?

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