It's a Truman talks to a qt girl once and spends the next few months stalking her online activities episode

>It's a Truman talks to a qt girl once and spends the next few months stalking her online activities episode

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he never done that? wtf im confused

>its a Truman knows he shouldn't be obsessive but still can't stop thinking about her Episode

>It's a Truman following a female jap artist on his twitter and imagine her to be his gf by obessively reading her tweets on her daily life episode

it hurts stop

>its a truman gets a dopamine rush whenever she messages so he tries to extend the conversation as thin as he possible can

>it's a "Truman got caught peering in his neighbor's daughter's window again and now the whole neighborhood is on high alert and has assembled a neighborhood watch group so he can't get away with doing the one thing that gives him erotic relief" episode
The crazy thing is that the only reason they know he exists at all is as a night prowler. This season has lost the plot.

>It's a Truman got fucked up at the wine tasting last weekend and fucked a dirty Japanese girl in her car and his friends put it on snapchat, now he has to make sure his gf doesn't find out about this footage episode.

Truman, you are the absolute worst.

>it's a "Truman accidentally ran over his girlfriend's cat at night after dropping her off from their date and panicked knowing she would certainly dump him if she found out the truth so instead he made sure no one saw what happened and dragged her cat's flat corpse out of the road and onto the pavement leading up to her door and lit it on fire while leaving a neighbor kid's bike he found in their yard next to the burning cat effectively framing him leading to him being sent to a juvenile detention center a few days later" episode
That episode ended better than i expected.

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>It's a Truman singing rap lyrics with the N-words in the shower episode

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>N-word
Which one?

>it's a truman wakes up and can't fall back to sleep so he visits a mumbai snakecharming forum at 4:00AM to post "sneed" a handful of times even though he has work in the morning episode

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>it's a Truman does nothing all day episode

>It's a Truman finally goes to therapy and finally has someone to talk to about his trauma filled life, how he can't form proper relationships and then starts to form a never to be satisfied crush on her episode
Goddamn Truman you're a wild one

yea they played that rerun for a while in my area. truman needs to set small, achievable goals for himself and make sure he is leaving the house, even if it's just to the coffee shop and even if he has to force himself to do it.

It’s a “Truman eats his lunch in a park alone every day on his lunch break at work and is seen by his colleagues and reported to HR and has to explain himself to the district manager on Monday” episode

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wtf, are you guys watching me right now?

>it's a truman played tennis for 4 or 5 hours and developed an ulcer on one of his toes and must have knocked the scab off in his sleep because he woke up with his legs covered in blood with blood saturating his white sheets and duvet episode

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>It’s a ‘Truman fucked a chubby 5/10 hoe off Tinder and all he could think about the whole time was how her makeup-caked face was pressed up against the pristine plasterboard wall next to the bed leaving a brown stain and then her fake eyelash fell off and he felt like vomiting” episode

They really set him up with the most repulsive women

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hah i liked the other ep when all HR had was he was "too quiet"

this didn't actually happen to Truman did it?

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Not him but I previously worked at a place that made all employees keep a friendship diary, and we had to make daily entries about who we talked to and ate lunch with that day. There were no strict “quotas” per se but there were a few stories of employees being let go for not making enough effort to be sociable at work.

End of every month the HR people would review it and sign off on it before you got paid

>It's Truman listens to ASMR before sleeping episode because no matter how pathetic he thinks it is, it is the only way to feign interaction with a young female

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>It's a Truman fantasizes about being a 5-year-old again with all his adult memories so he could sign up for Runescape when it first came out and hoard a massive amount of rare items

I'm not sure what to think of this episode.
Seems like a fast path down to mental illness.

As long as he's not listening to girlfriend roleplays I guess.

horrifying.

Can I see?

Simple, yet effective

>It's a Truman chats with a girl online for 15 minutes and spends the next 6 hours lying in his bed imagining how their marriage would look like episode

>It's a Truman finally decides to go to the cinema, but gets depressed when he sees everyone else is there with a friend or loved one, so when he goes to his seat, he texts people in hopes of feeling less alone

Haha, really getting tired of this episode

>friendship diary

jesus, normies are a fucking plague

>it's a Truman thinks a qt girl is interested in him just because she smiled out of politeness episode.
Jesus this is pathetic.

>It's a Truman has loving friends that he doesn't want to bother with his deteriorating mental health episode

haha imagine if they aired that episode everyday wouldn't that be boring haha

that episode was way too real and relatable

>Seems like a fast path down to mental illness.
this. i think truman should overcomes this clutch asap.

>girlfriend roleplays
Yeah, why would anyone do that to themselves?

>truman is secretly gay as fuck

This arch is getting stale tbqh

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Why did Truman stop stalking her after he noticed she was talking to a black guy?

>it's a Truman had been out of high school for 2 years and still has no ambition for anything

>tfw 13 years later and the same
Go to college man. Do anything. It's not too late.