How badly will it hurt the mouse?
How badly will it hurt the mouse?
hey spic, here's some groundbreaking facts for you, outside Yea Forums where spaniards and chicanos trive, there is not a single person who actually matters giving attention to capecrap
and since not a single person in south america is actually a valid human being, nobody cares about this shit, at all, ever
something something meme will be conveniently forgotten when movie bombs
something something shazam 2 won't come out or be produced
something something delusions
how did the final version for aquaman's end up looking anyway.
>capecrap
why am I getting the television edited PG thread, I want the PG-13 uncut version where they say sh*t
people who will go to see this movie are:
Retail workers in the 25-35 age group
the kind of person who uses "sick" as a descriptor for something they're excited about
Infantilized men who are literally scared to think
Guys who, by the age of 28, have only had 3 girlfriends in their life.
People who live paycheck-to-paycheck
People who think movies like the Avengers are major cinematic events and are looking for something to fill the gaps in between
People who drink soda on a daily basis and think certain foods are "manly"
Men with low sex drives that have an obsession with how attractive a certain actress is in the last movie they watched
People who think more about what snacks they'll choose at the concession stand than which movie they're seeing
People who use phrases like "I don't care what you do in the privacy of your own home but...." when asked about they're views on homosexuality.
People who comment on facebook posts made by companies for the sake of marketing
People who consider blowjobs as a treat or reward
People who have never traveled outside of the country they were born in
Grown men who act grossed out when they see another man's penis, whether they're genuinely afraid of male anatomy or simple scared of appearing gay
People who walked out of Inception felling a profound sense of wonder, like they'd witnessed something beyond their understanding
People who've ever used the argument "Hey vegetarians, what are -these- for?"
People who make excuses for their use of the word Nigger by saying "Well there's niggers and there's black people.
People who've never been considered for a promotion
People who've kept the same condom in their wallet so long it's expired
People who do not groom or trim their pubic hair
People without hope, ambition or a drive, looking to coast through life and scurry along the path of least resistance as they look for any sort of stimulation that doesn't really require any effort, either mental or physical.
Guaranteed won't cross the "Dawn of Just" zone
this post is a false flag
Captain Marvel crossed $1 Billion yesterday
>hurt the mouse
how does a film hurt another company when it's not released in competition to their film?
like I don't get these mongrel shill threads
"hurr captain marvel makes 1 billion DCucks on suicide watch"
"Aquachd btfo the mouse haha how will they recover?"
fucking capeshit has fried peoples brains
$1.1 Billion
Impressive considering the small opening and the fact that WB don't buy their own fucking tickets
>tracking to make less than Aquachad
Yikes
literally not even a scratch
ZERO
...just like the amount of women you've slept with
skin colored pepe looks like a futurama character
It's tracking to make more than Aquaman. The movie hit 1 billion just over three weeks into the release. It'll run for weeks
Imagine seething so hard that you post a 3000 word autistic essay that no one is ever going to read
This is how the average DKEK brain works.
You realize that it just needs 140 million more to beat Aquaman right? This movie will be in top 5 when Endgame releases
EAT THE DISC
Why are you people so obsessed in taking down "the mouse"? Sometimes it sounds like he's a living entity or something.
won't beat it. I have no interest in seeing Captain Marvel and enjoyed Shazam but CM had the whole feminist thing behind it to get people to watch it. Shazam is just a good time which probably won't be enough.