What a preposterous idea haha

whats the point of fucking if u dont want kids? i rather jack off to porn than fuck some ugly chick. lets face it, with my looks all i can ever get is ugly chicks. porn it is mates!

Can you imagine? haha

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yep pretty much 21 days is the breaking point

This is true. I haven't had any in about 2 years and my hymen grew back.

Almost this
Being a virgin is a state
But having sex once demystifies the idea that sex is something magical that is going to solve all your problems
Permavirgins put pussy and sex on a pedestal

>first and third girl are literally the same pic just recolored

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how to have sex if you a agoraphob who never leaves the house? been waiting for some hot chick to show up to my house. dont want to step outside because the world is too scary, someone send a hot chick to my house

See Try not to masturbate for 40 days and nights faggot

@112386334
Nobody cares about your LARP, tranny

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I hate that they portray some utter twink as some sex god casanova more than the concept of the movie itself

hope you've been having a good diet like the japanese

You are not an agoraphob, you are a schizoid avoidant

Not really but I'm not obese, just slightly overweight
But I have never take medical exams so it may soon be the end of the road for me

Tbh, this movie was pretty redpilled on the whole thing about women using sex as means of controlling men

>thinking looks matter for sex
Women don't expect much from the guy, that's the biggest lie feminism told you, women want only for you to have confidence and be decisive

i cant have sex because i broke my penis skatboarding as a teenager! feel sorry for me, maybe i should start a go fund me to fix it or something

>I might kill myself
Do it, but how are you going to do it?
Good luck

Fucking lol, it is.

lol excuse making faggot

It's just the overly airbrushed cover. He's actually pretty chadly looking

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I mean to age healthy and well, both on the inside and the outside. You can reach your 40s depending on what you eat and how many meals you make. At least that's what people in japan has led me to believe. I'm on my 20s still in a battle to quit sugar, but they use it on everything. I managed to never drink a can of soda again at least

Do you guys really not get laid at all?
I always thought you guys were being ironic

i never had the sex because girls scare me! what do i even say to them??? i dont know what girls talk about, do i gotta pretend im into Amy Schumer and Hillary Clinton or something? fuck that, sounds like too much work!

if this movie were made today they would portray him as a neo nazi writing spamming "fuck niggers" on a fake version of Yea Forums while he prepares for the day of retribution

shooting myself without taking any other life in the process seems the honorable way to go

pls be in london

I'm not being ironic but I suspect I'm the only real permavirgin here and the others are roleplaying

im too much of an on the spectrum invert, i pretty much excepted id probably never get laid since i was in high school. im bad enough at making friends and talking to dudes, theres no chance in hell i have a chance at having a conversation with a woman. (having autism sucks)

Josh Harnett was an uberchad back then tho

I'm a 25 year old who's never been on a date and I promise I'm not roleplaying.

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lol now this is just getting depressing

ikr hahahahaa

being an introvert just means youre a pussy faggot, everyones too quick to claim autism these days.

Prove it or else don't just say shit like that.

>I'm a 25 year old
You can still make it though, when you are 30 it gets much harder, 35 is the cutoff date and by 40 is hell and everything is crumbling down

This, changing the definition of autism is a mistake
There is real autism but very few have it and everyone claims to be an autist to feel special
Like "I like sci-fi films, I'm such an autist, haha"
Real autism is just sad

Guy looks pretty happy here. He must lead a very fulfilling life not bogged down by women.

>sex before marriage
Why would people do this?

drink some booze and go outside

The truth is he was pretty successful
He almost got his dick sucked in highschool and college
He almost had sex in college
He has a job
He has his place
He is economically independent
He is the smartest employee
He has a hobby
He is good looking and fit
Well adjusted individual desu
Honorary chad imo

same creases on the jean skirt and everything.

You know how I know you're gay?

This movie made me laugh haha im a good goy

You still got time man.
I lost my virginity at 27 to a frumpy 19 year old virgin.
It can happen to you too.

and if you don't have a virgin long enough you become sex again

What the fuck

I have schizoid personality disorder so relationships are not an option for me. I fuck whores once or twice a week.

I made it my personal mission to lose my virginity before I hit 20 by any means necessary and I was successful. How could you live with yourself at 40 with no sexual experience? I guess if you are asexual or something it wouldn't matter, but that's the only case it would be ok.

I honestly don't get how people on here supposedly can't get gfs. /soc/, /fa/, and /fit/ all rated me a 3/10, so if I can do it, anyone can.
I guess if they're limiting themselves to extremely specific women, but otherwise to claim that no woman finds interest in them is a little preposterous.

I just straight-up ignore women. I've made no effort whatsoever to actively pursue them and I'm not attractive enough for them to pursue me, so it just hasn't happened. I also kind of have a fantasy where I work on myself until I am incredibly attractive and still ignore women, and I'm some kind of aloof adonis god who has tons of people pining for me and just isn't interested.

The first girl I had sex with was by no means the best looking. But the sexual experience gave me confidence anyway, and the next time I got laid I was more sure of what I was doing. Incels need to stop being so picky. Lower your standards, ignore the cute girls and go for the uggos, at least at first.

Well that's fair, but I don't think anyone here would consider you by definition to be an involuntary celibate.
Maybe that's another portion of the virgins here. They straight up do not pursue women at all. Which is fine and all, but it's a bit silly to complain that women aren't interested in you.

I wouldn't go as far as saying to go for uggos, but at the very least try find girls that you can personally find attractive, even if they aren't necessarily attractive by conventional standards. I'd say just go for average looking girls to start, then work your way up when you improve your charisma and confidence.

To use a really obvious example, that's literally what happened with Elliot Rodger. He thought just walking past women while wearing designer clothes or driving past them in his BMW would be enough to seduce them and lost his mind when doing literally nothing didn't work. Don't be like him, anons.

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All I have to do is not fuck up my career and by 60 I'll get a trophy wife it's that easy right haha

Pretty much this.
Women will almost always never make the first move, especially if you aren't a giga chad (even then, chads will make the first move 90% of the time).
Then their thinking gets all warped when they see fairly attractive men with fat hogs, get frustrated and just don't pursue anymore because "it's not fair".
I think it's a whole whack of stuff that ultimately links back to excessive internet usage.

Boy I bet he's glad he gets to bang dried up skeevy grandmas before he dies now.

He was literally content with his life until Seth "Dude weed lmao" Rogen got him to get rid of his hard earned toy collection in exchange for some used up single mom

i dont even consider women an option. not sure whats wrong with me, my self esteem really bottomed out when i was young. im not even ugly and can tell when a girl likes me but i just dont do anything. the whole thing is like an alien language to me.

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Why arent they an option?

>I am incredibly attractive and still ignore women, and I'm some kind of aloof adonis god who has tons of people pining for me and just isn't interested.
Literally me back in college. I still obsessed over 10/10 but was good enough to attract and ignore plain Janes. I now realize I was being retarded tho.

i am 38 years old complete virgin, 2 more years to go... fuck my life its worthless

its hard to get laid when you a grown ass man still living in yo moms basement. shut up im not a loser you are!

Didn't care about getting laid? No confidence to approach?

Google schizoid, bro

Just fuck her at her place

everything in my life sucks, my health is bad, i am weak, i been bullied all my life .. etc etc ... i am worthless that's all there is no need for any explanation

yeah but i mean when she finds out i live with my moms shell think im a loser. i feel like if i went out on a date id just have to lie about my whole life because im too ashamed of being a failure in life

And all the toy money went into a dumbass wedding. I wonder what she'd say or do if he made her sell off her dildo collection for a Knicks game.

If someone wants to go on a date with you at least give THEM the opportunity to reject you rather than pre-emptively doing it on their behalf based on your perceived inadequacies.

Yeah but you just wanna get laid right? You don't have to tell her anything about your life and you can still do that. You need confidence though.

Ironically the only good relationships I've ever had, and there's not many, was when the chick asked me out. But I also know girls who flat out would never do that even if they knew for a fact they'd say yes. I don't get it.

youtube.com/watch?v=n8zx2YXUIiM
pretending your some successful dude during a date never goes wrong, just do it!

I've had girls driving from another town to fuck me because I pretended to be a successful entrepreneur. Works like a charm.

>there is guys out there who have their dicks cut off and pretend their a woman
>somehow that is more socially accepted than being a virgin
fuck this gay planet

Women don't even approach gigachads generally, because women don't know how to be active, they just react. They will be very receptive and welcoming when chads approach though.

That's just how women's brains are wired. You don't need to get it, just accept it.

>schizoid avoidant

get a load of these decades-old, obsolete diagnostic terms!

I'm 32

You just don't like and or fear people. Why have any of these terms anyway.

they're literally substitutes for calling people "nerd". just like the words "retard" and "moron" were originally psychiatric.

Being introverted and schizoid is not the same. It's a difference between a variation of normal behavior and certified mental disability greatly affecting the subject's quality of life.

yeah: it's called autism now.

being autistic can make people agoraphobic but so can trauma. it's a huge grey area. i'm not by the way.

>it's called autism now.
No it's not. They are completely different entries in DSM-5

>lost my virginity at 18
>gave up on women 2 years later because they're a giant pain in the ass
>3 years without 3d whores and I'm not missing the sex
>recently I've starting getting longings for a physical companion
>I can feel it affecting my concentration and emotions
I just want to live alone in peace, FUCK

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nigger

>ITT: triggered incels
You're all faggots, you know that right?

That was kinda the point of the movie. He was the only well adjusted happy dude in the movie. Every other guy who was getting laid has a bunch of issues. His issues only started when he started chasing pussy.

Npc

More afraid of my first kiss than my first sexual experience honestly, if either ever even happen that is.

I agree. Sex is about as difficult as tying shoes.

Haven't seen it in years but didn't his friend pressure him into getting laid.

This movie infuriated me. Oh boo hoo, the whippersnapper can’t get laid. Try being a 61 year old virgin.

Have sex

Just be yourself