Who will play her in the inevitable biopic once she dies? And why will it be Margot Robbie?

what happened to cheetus

fucking tasteless

no idea

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It's not confirmed and never will.

>Zoey 101
>iCarly
>Hannah Montana
Why were 00's teen shows so fucking comfy? What happened?

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Jetfuel and steelbeams.

PR machine in full effect. She had to go into rehab because she is mentally ill or abusing, or both, and they call it "anxiety" over her father's illness. Sure.......

M, F, K

>Britney's dad dies while she is in the nut house
gj

>Drake and Josh
>Wizards of Waverly Place
>The Suite Life of Zack and Cody

did his ass explode from too much poofta sex?

kek

>never will.
DNA testing is easy now. All someone would have to do is follow the kid and wait for them to throw a cup or a bottle away or something before sending it in.

>DNA testing is easy now. All someone would have to do is follow the kid and wait for them to throw a cup or a bottle away or something before sending it in.

Of course you have Beer Can Dan's DNA hidden in your mouth bitch

Poor Britney. She was the original QT for me. As soon as I was old enough to register girls as “pretty”, Britney Spears was coming out with her big original big hits.
I hope she finds some peace.

He is still her official guardian so she's going to have to finally sober up and stop doing coke or she'll be in Vegas forever

The dark ride never ends for Britney Spears does it? This is why you shouldn't whore your soul off to ((((them))) .

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>Something we're told
Why is this news shouldn't stuff like this be personal or something

>Do we still not know who
What was that guys name again?

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where do you think you are

dan 'living the dream' schneider

But no sex tape :(

What's the point.

How does he get away with it? The absolute madman.

She and Lindsey Lohan started to fall apart when they were hanging out with Paris Hilton.

Don't be famous. No such thing as too personal when the light is on you

I could also imagine JLaw playing her. Assuming JLaw still gets work at that point.

And Britney should have died when she had that meltdown. She'd be seen as more tragic.

>PR machine in full effect. She had to go into rehab because she is mentally ill or abusing, or both, and they call it "anxiety" over her father's illness. Sure...

I don't see how having a mental breakdown over your old dad getting old is any better than being like "gotta dry out, a bit too much coke...see ya in 30!"

What? How can she become pregnant from some foot rubbing? That's not how it works.

I remember she got a lot of shit when she had her breakdown. Wouldn't that count as ableist idk, it was seen as a joke, maybe now would be treated a little differently.

What do you think?

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It would probably be seen as worse now, certainly.

Craig Ferguson treated it well.

Dan "hold her tighter, we got a fighter" Schneider

>After his colon spontaneously ruptured
That can happen???

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they cut out bits of his intestines and stitched it all together and the stitchings burst filling his abdominal cavity with shit

kek

Defiantly his kid. The smile is the same and they have a similar nose. Dan "Hold her tighter, she's a fighter" Schneider strikes again!

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