>go to the theater
>some asshole comein with a bow and starts firing arrows at you
only in america
Go to the theater
Chase Campbell
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Noah Anderson
This happened to me and I actually got really injured. Fuck people that shoot arrows in movie theaters.
Aiden Bailey
Those are clearly crossbow bolts
Jose Ward
God damn it Kevin
Oliver Rivera
>that one dumbass who sat there getting pelted by arrows instead of moving anywhere else
Luke Ramirez
Man he really hated that one guy there. I hope he was okay!
Josiah Turner
>not blocking the arrows with your crab legs
Gutter trash
Jordan Rivera
Do you need to talk about him?
Aaron Ross
Why are the seats so clean?
John Kelly
How did he shoot arrows through the bullet holes tho??
Daniel Bennett
unmmmmmmm
ummmmmmmmmmmmm
Colton Brown
Because it was another false flag, obviously.
Elijah Bailey
doesn't this kind of kill the anti-gun movement? It pretty much clearly shows that you can kill masses of people with anything?
Michael Foster
it was a pg 13 session
Jack Miller
I used to watch films at the kinoplex, until I took an arrow to the knee.
Christian Sanchez
one time i sat in the center seats and noticed i was surrounded by people who would take over 5 seconds to even get up, dooming me in anger sort of danger
never again
Luke Bennett
>didnt go to the kinoplex
lol
David Stewart
It was a Nolan film
Joseph Reyes
It's illegal to ask.
Levi Wilson
Was this a thing? Someone shot up a theater with a bow and arrows?
Colton Nelson
ok retard
Carter Kelly
>that one nigga who got gatted in the chest like 10 times
Nice grouping
Logan Miller
user those are markers showing bullet trajectories
Chase Wood
Haha fuck I'm stupid, thanks for telling me man.
Henry Stewart
i'm guessing it was a shotgun blast
Connor Miller
retard
Levi Turner
Chase Cook
how did they get them through the seats
Brody Martinez
>the designated shooter brought a bow
>you survive the shooting and get sent to the popcorn mines for punishment
Brayden Evans
you're not stupid, just uninformed and excessively humble
Wyatt Brown
So is the set for the new Clerks movie, where the boys run a theater and shoot arrows into the seat to waste time?
Henry White
uhhhh, we need to ban assault bows and extended quivers
Hunter Jenkins
>confident poster who seemed helpful lied to me
My trust in anonymous strangers has been shattered and I don't know if it can ever be healed.
So there was an actual mass shooting with a bow? That's crazy.
Austin Davis
you can't shoot a bow retard
Brandon Cook
>an actual mass shooting with a bow?
it happened at some euro school. theres also a canadian one who used a crossbow
Jacob Sanders
Brayden Walker
Justin Bennett
no because it shows we have to ban everything
Dylan Rodriguez
BAD GOYIM. Stop asking questions.
Parker Robinson
I was looking for the Monty Python skit with the native in a theater and I can't find it, either due to racial keywords being bleached by youtube or because it got copyright struck. Imagine my post contains that skit.
Brandon Fisher
>At theatre
>Electric Slide intermission comes on
>Everyone dancing with their partners, having good time
>break out in a sweat as I realize the theatre shooter has a cold gaze on me
>suddenly realize I’ve forgotten the dance moves
>start singing along to try and fake it
>”I-Its...It’s electric! Woogie Woogie Woogie!”
>everyone has a look of terror on their faces as they dance
>they’re all staring at me
>realize in my panic, I started doing the YMCA
>my arms are up stretched in a Y formation
>Before I can think, an arrow flies across the room and sticks me in my chest
>Theatre shooters loads another, and I hobble my way out of the theatre
>go to hospital , need surgery
>after surgery, I check bank account
>theatre charged me with a failure to complete the electric slide fee, and left a generous tip for the theatre shooter on my credit card
I’m still seeing Pet Sematary tomorrow though. I won’t be so foolish this time.
Caleb Powell
these are to demonstrate the trajectory of the bullets of the Aurora shooter from 2012, for all you brainlets who don't know how to use Yea Forums's built-in RIS.
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Joseph Rogers
Josiah Diaz
Now I know why he called himself the joker.
Owen Nguyen
black audience movie theater
no lights on
black shooter
every round fired with no casualties
Chase Ramirez
>go to the theater
>commercials before movie end
>usher comes in holding a top hat full of straws
>we all have to draw one
>whoever draws the short straw is designated theater nudist
>it's always me though
Jackson Evans
why is usher giving out the straws
Lucas Young
short staffed after last week's tragic events
Colton Wright
URSHER GOT THE VOICE MAKE YA BOOTY GO
Matthew Foster
he gives you diarrhea?
Eli Richardson
Noah White
oh no I shouldnt hav watched that no w I have diarohaea oh fuck it's everywhere my desk is coverd ahhh
Adam Hernandez
Just get the wagie from the movie theater to clean it up
Nolan Richardson
I knew someone who went to Sandy Hook. This is sickening
Brody Moore
oh fuck off. you are cancer kys
Gavin Bell
they were all on the floor after the first few shots, dingus