>10 year old cousin is over
>she wants to watch a movie in my room
>mom tells me to "keep the door open"
What the fuck did she mean by this?
10 year old cousin is over
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stop watching horror movies?
Probably saw the joker trailer in your browsing history
your mom suspects you of being a pedo
your mother knows that you're a desperate incel, that's all
She knows you’re sick and you’d diddle her given the opportunity
Probably a "mom joke" that came across as creepier than she intended/realized.
She's actually doing you a favour by preventing you from being metoo'd.
all men are opportunistic pedos, it's understood by women i've talked to, they dont hate you for it but they know
men would rape kill steal and fuck little girls if they knew they could get away with it
social norm pressure and laws stop this
[citation needed]
so most men would diddle a 10 year old if they could be 100% certain they will get away with it?
basically, and thats a good thing unironically, we should try to overcome our animalistic desires if we will ever achieve true enlightenment. its hard though.
that's bullshit
yes. unless they are gay or low test. what man wouldnt want a tight, smooth pussy that has never been fucked before?
Go back to plebbit.
Source?
bullshit asshole, my kid cousin tried to kiss me and i immediately ran away saying you'll never catch me! feelsgoodbeingnotapedo
sorry user, but ur gay or low test
she still not sure if you're gay or a pedophile
Is this the airport kino?
Don't worry user, I'm sure your testicles will descend one day
>tfw no nieces, only nephews
Boys are cringe with their Fortnite dances and hyperactivity, don't have any little relatives that I'd care to be around for more than a minute.
based and cunnypilled
Yep, that's my nephews.
japs can get fat?
have you never heard of sumo you blithering retard
make sure u help them get cunny and tell them to record it in 1080p60fps
then you can live vicariously thru them
>buy a golden retriever puppy
>going to watch a movie with her in my room
>mom tells me to "keep the door open"
What the fuck did she mean by this?
Television
Little touch there and here wont hurt
This. Sorry OP
fuck off, dogs are 100x more innocent than roastlets
>6 year old cousin is sitting next to me in my room
>see this thread
>mfw
Who gives a fuck my older female cousin touched me everywhere and my mom didnt gave a single fuck. She even did it in front of her and she laughed. If she can molest me i can do the same. (this post was satire and was just for etnertaining purposes. Nothing like this happend and i would never do the same to anyone underaged.)
>femboi cousin is over
>he wants to play vidya in my room
>mom tells me to keep the door open