El goblina

>112381515
you guys think they've fucked a guy together?

>maisie x sophie
I bet there is already a sextape of those two but not on the internet, not yet

Ah yes, let's put all of the superior white people on an island together and let them breed
oh good Lord

Are the only hot brits those Glamour model slags?

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Yeah, Sophie's fiance

Who told arya that was a good dress for her to wear? She doesn't have the tits or the waist for it lol

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>tight body her only selling point
>covers it up with horrible dress
She needs to get her priorities straight.

Do you have a dress that accetuates my man shoulders and makes my boobs look drawn in and small... oh and something to obliterate my lack of hips and waist so it tapers down like a windsock.

We have just the thing.

I'm not even gay.

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Whattt they're the most beautiful and everyone knows that

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I could swear that a few years ago Maisie had tits
what happened? she still looks chunky as fuck but the tits are gone and now she's dressed in clown outfits all the time
it's like she realized GoT was ending so she made herself look even more like shit as an excuse for not getting any more roles

If you're a nigger you literally have no room to talk. Sheboons are fucking disgusting.

However, you'd be correct in saying that British women are disgusting. Because that's an objective fact. They bring the entire collective attractiveness of Europe down by at least 2 or 3 points.

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What race are you?

normal

>be on vacation in bongland
>see Arya Stark gliding down the sidewalk
>like a graceful penguin with gout
>follow her for a block
>working up courage
>gently touch her shoulder
“H-hello, I’m user. Y-you’re the prettiest girl I’ve seen all day! W-would you join me for dinner?”
>she spins around nearly smashing me in the balls with an Abercrombie bag
>stares intently for a few moments
>then breaks into a grin that looks like she could eat an apple through a chain link fence
“YEH ORLRITE! FAK IT, WHY NOT? I CUD DO WIV SOME FREE GRUB ANNA LITTLE OF THE OL IN OUT!”
>quickly grab her hand and go into the first restaurant I see that has tablecloths
“FAKKIN ELL! POSH ERE INNIT? GLAD I PUT SUM KNICKERS ON!
>she lets out a little giggle that sounds like a horse with it’s leg caught in a wood chipper
>head waiter gives me the stinkeye but leads us to a table
>Arya cocks her head and squints at the menu
“ERE NOW, WATS THIS SHITE? IT’S ORL IN FAKKIN FRENCH! OI CARNT READ THIS, I’LL END UP GETTIN A PLATE OF FAKKIN SNAILS WUNNOI?!?”
>look at the menu. It’s in English, just a fancy script
>she shoves her menu at the waiter
“I WONT PIE AND MASH DUNNOI. PLENTY OF LIKKER ON THA MASH, GUV!”
“I’m sorry, madam, we don-“
“I SED FAKKIN PIE AND MASH M8! AND A PINTA LARGER FOR ME EDACHE!”
>he slinks away without even taking my order
>Arya pulls a pack of Mayfairs from her cleavage and sparks up, ashing in the bread basket
>starts rubbing at her crotch
>brings her fingers up and licks them then cackles
“JOLLY FAKKIN ELL, IT’S ME TIME! OI LUV GITTIN SHAGGED ONNA RAG! GUNNA AVE US A RED WEDDIN INNA LOO, AIN’T WE?”
>look over my shoulder and franticly signal the waiter for the check
>turn around
>Arya is slumped over the table
>raped to death by Paki

I wanna suckle those itty bitty titties.

>avoiding the question
Ah, so most likely a nigger then. I'd be ashamed too.

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>be on vacation in bongland
>see Arya Stark gliding down the sidewalk
>like a graceful penguin with gout
>follow her for a block
>working up courage
>gently touch her shoulder
“H-hello, I’m user. Y-you’re the prettiest girl I’ve seen all day! W-would you join me for dinner?”
>she spins around nearly smashing me in the balls with an Abercrombie bag
>stares intently for a few moments
>then breaks into a grin that looks like she could eat an apple through a chain link fence
“YEH ORLRITE! FAK IT, WHY NOT? I CUD DO WIV SOME FREE GRUB ANNA LITTLE OF THE OL IN OUT!”
>quickly grab her hand and go into the first restaurant I see that has tablecloths
“FAKKIN ELL! POSH ERE INNIT? GLAD I PUT SUM KNICKERS ON!
>she lets out a little giggle that sounds like a horse with it’s leg caught in a wood chipper
>head waiter gives me the stinkeye but leads us to a table
>Arya cocks her head and squints at the menu
“ERE NOW, WATS THIS SHITE? IT’S ORL IN FAKKIN FRENCH! OI CARNT READ THIS, I’LL END UP GETTIN A PLATE OF FAKKIN SNAILS WUNNOI?!?”
>look at the menu. It’s in English, just a fancy script
>she shoves her menu at the waiter
“I WONT PIE AND MASH DUNNOI. PLENTY OF LIKKER ON THA MASH, GUV!”
“I’m sorry, madam, we don-“
“I SED FAKKIN PIE AND MASH M8! AND A PINTA LARGER FOR ME EDACHE!”
>he slinks away without even taking my order
>Arya pulls a pack of Mayfairs from her cleavage and sparks up, ashing in the bread basket
>starts rubbing at her crotch
>brings her fingers up and licks them then cackles
“JOLLY FAKKIN ELL, IT’S ME TIME! OI LUV GITTIN SHAGGED ONNA RAG! GUNNA AVE US A RED WEDDIN INNA LOO, AIN’T WE?”
>look over my shoulder and franticly signal the waiter for the check
>turn around
>Arya is slumped over the table
>raped to death by Paki

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If you only knew

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For me? It's sophie's feet

Lo effort

please post a 'beautiful' woman who is not of white descent. I need a good laugh.

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So you're Chinese? There are the most of them so that is a as close to "normal" as you are going to get.

Kek

>oh yeah bro you could fix this person with a few snips of the scalpel
>as if this isn't everyone on earth
Most people are also a few centimeters away from being good looking.

In fact. This happens mostly in South Korea.
People who are 6/10 with a little surgery become 9/10.

>koreans
>beautiful women
good lord

based and getpilled

they've both been talked about in leak servers, the problem is their age at the time makes people reluctant to share/sell them.

>then breaks into a grin that looks like she could eat an apple through a chain link fence
underrated. you’re unironically a great writer user.

I'd still fuck her if given the chance. She reminds me of Fergie where shes sometimes hot then others times not

user....

y'all won't believe me but I actually almost walked into her in Manchester in a posh shopping district. Like literally pretty much bowled her over coming round a corner whilst having a cig. Got pure evils from the guy she was with.

Just watch this

youtube.com/watch?v=SlbowjWrXnI

la*
not el if its feminine goblin

is it pasta? ive never seen it before.

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fuck

Broken Spanish is part of the meme eejut.

Oh I believe you. I had a run in with a celebrity myself. I was a server a few years ago in a fancy restaurant in Palm Beach, FL. A lot of celebrities vacation in Palm Beach, Jupiter, PGA, and the surrounding areas. It’s very posh. Anyways, I served Tom Brady, Bill Bellicheck, and some bimbo who I later found out was Bellichecks girlfriend. It’s a very uneventful story. They ordered pasta and Brady had a steak as well. He’s like 6’3 and very amicable in person. I was to treat them “like normal people”, and I did. As they were leaving, Tom tipped me in cash. 35% of the bill.
Been a low key patriots fan ever since.

name
or more pls

How the fuck has Sophie hit the wall already?? Wtf?

She probably has brown nipples which makes her unattractive

What's wrong with brown nipples

They make the tit look like blobs of shit are attached to them, they're fucking disgusting.

Are you mentally ill? I never make the connection between brown nips and shit. I'm sure most non incels don't. I do prefer pink nipples though.

Can someone chloe shoop this for me

Sophie has the face of a 40-year-old and stick legs. She would have been a 9/10 if she had taken care of herself.

irARYAN.

I would choose Maisie over my hand

I’d piss in both their mouths whilst they made out in a bathtub together trashed on cheap supermarket wine.

Dumb frogposters.

Challenger arrives...

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Is this as JoJos reference?

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lmao at your life

Maise is pretty unf tbqh senpai.

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Sometimes, when she's caked in makeup.
Bros... How is makeup fair?

Nothing is stopping you from using it.

that's a clever design -- found some other shots which show more of the orchid pattern

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What the fuck is that dress? It looks like a costume for a high school play? Like something she picked up in a hurry.

Why is Sophie doing that Emily Blunt face?

>Williams in 10 years might play trans man and get Oscar Nom.
>Que trannie Backlash.

brown nips are only unatractive on white girls you dunce. She's brown herself what do you expect her to have? Pink nips? Absolute fucking incel. Have sex

Damn. Reminds me of an ex from highschool.
We were 16.
Cucked her bf and she dumped him for me. Fucked her fat round ass every single night. She was short, 5 feet tall. Almost a b cup. Slight poochy belly. Fat ass and nice thighs that looked hot as fuck because she's short.
Got her pregnant. Left town. Fuck that bitch and that kid.
Now I live in a different state. I did change my ways.
I got a nice gf. Settled down. Nice town. Nice and quiet. Until I kill her and start again.

That's on that tall bitch right? That must have looked amazing in motion

based psychopath

How are you gonna kill her? I'm interested in your murder method.

dios mio la creatura

>that
>tight

She's fat.

Chloe looks like THAT?!

w-what is that spot? Fungus?

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nice trips but pink nips on brown skin would look weird

Brie Larson kicked her barefooted in that area.

She worships Dogs and Reptiles! She blackens her eyes with soot like a prostitute! She dances, and plays the symbols in vile Nyrotic rites!

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based rome poster

>will never have a dirty, sweaty mdma fueled threesome with maisie and sophie in a hotel room all morning long

Thank you friend. Have some Chadcore to wash down the kino.

forgot link fugggg
youtube.com/watch?v=ryvHj2z-0BM

las rugmunchers sexuales...

"LA goblina", OP. Please, use the right articles.

>wearing this kind of dress without having tits

Pancakes anyone?

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Imagine wearing a ton of makeup, wearing all trendy and still looking like absolute shit.

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jej

Ugly Chinese women only wear makeup and look this good, albeit they do spend hours doing their make up. The post surgery probably has an hour of make up done on the person as well to look as cute as they do. Without it they would still look okay at best, that said it is still a major improvement to what they were but I almost expect them to pull off a fake nose bridge as well.

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homosexual and kikepilled

That sweet gal.

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Checked and agreed.
GERM'D

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i would choose your hand over maisie

not to be that guy but she literally looks 40 here

fpbp