/ALITA/

Is Marky Mark now induced in to the /Alita/ character community

Stolen/10
Pay reparations or I'll sue

doing Wahlberg impressions was the best, made my night hahaha

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Don't ever post that again

I hope so, that was fucking addicting.

HEY MA NEW ALITA THREAD! YOU'RE GONNA MISS OUT ON THE NEW OC'S!

Just saw this, what the actual fuck how much mental conditioning does someone need to think like that? BAD GUYS?? Literally the absolute state of capeshitters

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Hey guys in this thread can we try to have an actual discussion about the merits of the film instead of spamming the same Chinese screengrabs over and over again?

Please?

For her?

Why do the shitposters get on my nerves Ali?

we did pass the sexual mark not too long ago

Any of you anons own any Alita merch? Got this custom shirt recently and wore it in public shamelessly
I’m waiting for the Blu-ray release so I can make a lot of custom Alita related designs and turn them into shirts

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Please post the 'CYBERPUNK ESSENTIAL' and 'Alita Comfycore Movies' pics, pleeeease. TYVM

I lost all my images when my laptop crashed, okay? sorry for teh spam.

Amazing.

Wheres the guy who was printing screencaps on T shirts and wearing them to the theater?

Can you make me a shirt with this image on it?

he'll yeah brother

>we're the bad guys
I'M GONNA FUCK YOUR ASS
AND THEN YOU'RE GONNA BE HUMBLE

Hmm. Who dropped this?

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>actual discussion
go right ahead fren
pick a topic and I'd be glad to talk about it

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>low T male feminists
The world needs and enema

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Sure, what specifically do you want to talk about? Maybe the action scenes?

My favorite was the bar fight scene. So much fun and action, especially with all those side characters.

Also really loved the early fight in the alley with the two assassin cyborgs and Grewy

don't let them work you up, just laugh it off and make fun of them right back.

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yeah i asked a friend to get me a shirt from cinemark. still havent worn it though.

>Don't mind if I do!

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start by seeing the movie

There's a lot I can talk about. I try to talk about the soundtrack, but no one really participates in those. Is there anything you noticed about the film you haven't seen get mentioned before?

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I'm sorry but I WILL have to demand a percentage of all sales of such shirts.

That’s me user
I know a guy who knows a guy
I only design/resize the images and some other side makes the shirts for me, sorry
But I’m sure you can find a place that provides this service locally or online

Because in your heart you know they're on the right side of history and you weebshit pedos are in the wrong.

Much like how even a deranged crackwhore knows in the very bottom of her heart that her mother was right when condemning her for living a life of utter hedonistic indulgence.

you have a cute voice user elblebebeblbelbebbllblbebelbeble

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silly Alita that's MINE actually

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Thanks, user. You're tops.

Here's a discussion topic.
Rob Rod looked up, "Top 10 Bar fight Scenes," when he was trying to figure out his competition. Turns out him and Cameron hold the top spaces.

>enema
Kinky!

>If you give them a (You) I'll be disappointed
>I might have to replace you, user

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haha nice work.

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>which of these movies doesn't belong

> personally I’m my personal opinion
Kek

which one is that, user?

I think they all belong.

Is this supposed to be funny? Why do you guys keep spamming this?

If we dub the film obviously we should replace the Hugo voice with someone doing a Marky Mark impression

Tetsuo? It's an art film while the others aren't.

Honestly you have such a nice voice, user!

That is exactly how I read it in my head. Good job, user.

Hey guys, saw the movie!

Personally, in my personal opinion, I hated it!

Wasn't good at all!

Horrible pacing, bad acting, cliche plot and obvious cgi!

Not a good movie guys!

3/10

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does anyone have a webm of the bar fight?
I thought I had one but I can't find it

Of course user
The bar fight scene that lead to the underworld fight with grewishka was by far my favourite sequence. It switched tones brillaintly. Zapan was being a loveable asshole, he got rekt, we got an incredible bar fight, then the big guy showed up and switched the entire tone when he killed the poor little doggie

Okay but go see the movie though

>Hey, hands off! It's mine!

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You admire your own voice and obsess over voices because it is a representation of yourself which doesn't necessarily betray your hideous physical appearance. Eat a salad.

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>Alita! You could be a champion!!

I've been underweight my whole life, user~
Actually tryna put on a little so I can not be flat...

Rude

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Maybe you should eat a dick.

NO, GIVE IT

If we ever did supposedly finish a complete redub of the movie, would we make like a custom blu-ray to distribute around online of the finished work? And include a black and white version of the movie to boot, cause I want to see that. It would be /Alita/'s release of the movie, with other features too.

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Awesome1 See if you can spot:
Screwhead
Gangsta
Kumaza
Ajakutty

Two Alitas? The world is finished!

I want to interlink with Alita and upload all her war crimes back into her.

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Does it bother you being the only shill ITT?

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wait wait wait I just got back from my 17th healing and I just realized this time that the hunter warrior ID numbers are higher than the bounty numbers
Ido is hunter warrior #17739 but Hugo's bounty number was 4-digit

what the FUCK is going on

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you made us read all of that shit for a lame insult; good job I guess

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>let's redub the movie!!

Literally fucking why? What is the point in that? One of the most bizarre things I've heard of a fan base doing...

be nice to Voiceanon you dick

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>I'll try spinning, that's a good trick

Only one way to avoid catastrophe.

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>trying not to be flat
Eat more burgers

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>perfect people don't exi-

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> Americans

>numbers
There's also only 12 Factory buildings but the one we see is #33

Number for hunter-warriors might not be sequential. They could have encoded numbering.

I'd like one, desu.
Would you believe I do? I've tried to eat more horrible fastfood for to gain weight, no dice.

god the flow of the fight scene is so good. It's almost like using a million cuts to convey 'being active' is actually really lame and disorienting.

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You are descending into a manic episode. Seek psychiatric assistance before things become dire.

I offer this advice out of the goodness of my heart. You are on the precipice of personal obliteration and I don't wish that upon anyone. Seek help for this. It goes far beyond Yea Forums memes.

It's not just a good flow but the choreography has a really good rhythm. It sets up, you anticipate, and each strike has its own little payoff.

Thanks, friends. I'd post an Alita going ^w^, but I'm actually Crashed Laptop-chan, so I don't have any pics stored right now. Will make it my mission to comb through every thread in the archives to restock on pics later.

I have very few criticisms of the film as I have been /healed/ over 3 times. But one inconsistency that stood out was the power level. Given how strong her heart is (and i'll probably do the math to back this up), she should literally be able to fucking VAPORIZE anyone in her way.
She should be able to absorb people like blobs, and straight up just jump to zalem. Did the manga explain any of it? only thing I could think of is maybe the antimatter reactor releases energy very slowly, like a car battery that could last for thousands of years.

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Something about being underweight is you kind of have to accept the blessing of a super quick metabolism and naturally small frame
As long as you’re not dying or getting sick constantly from eating too much junk food

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More meat in general not just cheap burgers.

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>Occult number 33

Yep, Masons are pissed some nip used their sekret club magic for his cartoon. That's probably why it's under attack.

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Just because you have 10,000 gallons of gas in the tank doesn't mean you have 10,000 horsepower, user. She has to work with the body she has.

i figured it was when hunter warriors get killed, their numbers become available

any chance I'll see you spread that boypuss?

Jashugun explains that everything comes down to your heart and the flow of your ki, not the power of your body.

>the antimatter reactor releases energy very slowly, like a car battery that could last for thousands of years.

Exactly. Bingo. If all that energy were released at once, it wouldn't just vaporize her foes, it would vaporize her.

is this the only gif out there where she actually looks happy? Must be difficult watching a movie based on somebody so hollow.

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>20+ (You)s in a 20 min old thread

Fish in a barrel.

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>spreading boipussi
HEE HEEE

A L I T A N A T I

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About the same chance of Voiceanon showing me her boypuss.

she actually does vaporize people in the manga

beautiful work user. I would give you iron city chip as payment but they're fighting over it.

REMINDER: THESE THREADS ONLY EXIST BECAUSE MUH WAIFU

With her magic fingers.

>imagine being so alone you need (yous) on an anonymous forum
>(yous) dont accumulate or roll over
>you literally need to count every single one
>maybe you tell your mom about it at the end of the day

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Yeah I have like 20 Rosa gifs for all occasions, she's super expressive
Meanwhile Brie has the same face in every interview

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That's right user! There'd be no /ALITA/ without Alita!

WHY CAN'T YOU LOVE ME AS MUCH AS YOU LOVE HER

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been in the same boat as her for most of my life. Eating more is a struggle as I find it really difficult to keep eating if I'm done. But I've managed to keep an even 135 for a while and I'm building muscle mass for once in my life. So that's pretty cool. even I can even be in the Hugo ballpark I'll be satisfied.

thanks user

god bless you

>tfw we have a thread coin but not a (You) coin

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Post Alita images that melt your heart

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>Who's the weirdo user?
>He smells, gross

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Now give us a reminder: flipped, sequel whenever

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her interviews/etc just feel very staged too. Idk it just has a very artificial vibe to everything she says or does. Maybe she's just naturally awkward and trained to seem more 'natural'.

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You can order that shit online on zazzle.com and cafepress.com, customizable t-shirts.

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now featuring panzer cunts

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Yall niggas need gfs.

And shampoo.

And gym memberships.

And educations.

And a place that isn't your childhood bedroom.

And careers.

And real friends.

And decent taste in movies.

And a healthy hatred of anime.

Am I wrong?

Bless you too fren
never be concerned about expressing yourself through fashion
Most people don’t really care desu.
In fact the ticket girl complemented my shirt for my last viewing

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I will never not love the guy flinging a fucking table just kinda randomly around that's hilarious

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I think it's just that Rosa is good crazy and Brie is bad crazy

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I wanna get physical with that

>just noticed they modeled every single hair
Holy shit.

Captain Marvel is much better and Brie is a better actress. Rosa never won an Oscar, did he??

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basic bitch pick but what can I say

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I make steaks, I make kebabs, there's only so much I can do!

3d girls > fictional girls

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VIOLATION

>they even caught the tiny shifting of her eyes when she looks over his face

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1. Girls are icky
2. I got shampoo but it gets in my eyes and I hate it
3. I got that
4. Got that too
5. Got kicked out years ago
6. Too much of a hassle
7. Even worse hassle
8. I do want this
9. I have a healthy hatred of it, which is why I don't watch it like I did as a kid
You're mostly wrong but also somewhat right on some things.

Imagine if they recast Rosa

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I weigh roughly the same but I’m the only skinny manlet I know
Just stick to a routine and pursue health. You’ll be okay user

That's a funny way of asking for every frame in the film

>molded every single hair
Yeah I saw in an interview that it was the first time that had ever been done but I couldn't find the video again and everyone said I was crazy

Christ, this webm is so creamy. Is this compression magic?

underrated

You fuckers are impressed by the most mundane shit.

>delayed emotional reaction
>ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5764293/

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so when is the inevitable sequel with bonbi due to release?

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How do I summon succ?

gross

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DELET THIS ISN'T WHAT I WANTED

PERFECT!

Excellent.

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Financial flops don't get sequels

So innocent and full of love. A shame what has to happen to her, but it makes her all the much better, and stronger.

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Get the fuck out

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Blade Runner did.

This is one of my favourite Alita screecaps ever
This is the face ALL girls make when they get caught.
Look at those adorable guilty puppy eyes and shyness, but subtle urge to smirk because of the thrill of being found out
Incredible cgi work and expressions from Rosa

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Yall niggas need gfs.
>technically married, weird spot

And shampoo.
>I do, every other day because too much showering is bad for you

And gym memberships.
>have one

And educations.
>some college

And a place that isn't your childhood bedroom.
>it's not; have lived alone; with gf etc

And careers.
>I have full time work so

And real friends.
>have them too (and they're not all boys)

And decent taste in movies.
>okay

And a healthy hatred of anime.
>I don't like most anime anyway

Am I wrong?
>idk what your point is really

Brie Larson is the only choice

great, just when I was going to do something else for a while the thread starts to get weird

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Blade Runner was a beloved Sci fi classic that worked its way into the cultural consciousness.

Don't you dare try to tell me this anime trash is capable of the same because you 15 waifu weirdos went to see it 14 times each.

Just wait till she drops an Alita cosplay.

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Looks like it's that time of day again

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but why

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400m don't lie. We a phenomenon now.

> tic thots
Shit taste, make way for the alpha

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Why couldnt've Alita and Hugo just been together forever bros? It isn't right. They could've been so happy

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Look at his post though.
>I'm gonna project the things I need unto them.
I end up knowing more about the personal life of attentions seekers than Alitabros.
But it also means they literally just want attention, we haven't met anyone who genuinely hates the movie,

go see the movie user

Can a Cyborg eat spam?

This!

Clearly the movie has found it's way in your consciousness since you're here so much. And Alita has now made almost double what Blade Runner 2049 did, and easily more than the original. Alita will be looked back on as a classic.

Okay but go see the movie though

I'm lucky that I have decently wide shoulders so doing upper body stuff starts to show pretty fast on my shoulders/back. I've never really had pecs before either but even just being a tiny bit consistent at the gym and they're visible under my shirt for the first time.

Imagine how much James would save on eye CG if they just cast bon

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No it won't because it's fucking shit, unlike the first Blade Runner

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>But my movie is not a silly teenage love comedy user

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its one and same girl, the anti-thot valkyrie of Yea Forums

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Boys have never taken an interest in you, have they? Not like they do with the regular girls, right?

Here's a spoiler:
They never will and if ever you wear a white dress on the day of your wedding you will confront the massive compromises you have had to make. Think of me before the first tear drops from your trembling cheeks.

Damn, that's a lot of projection.

Can you not?
You can't waifufag some 3D thot here user

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Jesus fuck, 200 posts in almost 40 minutes, this thread is going unusually fast.

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Shit taste, make way for the alpha

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>mfw people think anyone but Rosa could be Alita

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There's a troll dropping a post a minute inflating the number a wee bit. You know how it is at the Mouse Compound. Work to eat.

They deserve to be purged.

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>projection!

This is the word people use when they are faced with a truth so searing and painful that they have no actual rebuttal.

You worked yourself into a shoot brother
I can smell the projection from here

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a lot of it is the spam shitposter

Please write out in exact detail how much you hate her I'm getting close user

Got to say, he's just helping us. We're going all the way to 999. I imagine thread 999 will be over in 20 minutes.

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We'll literally ride the back of mousecuck pranksters all the way to #1000 + the sequel, all thanks to their bumps

you're persistent; you're giving flop-kun a run for his money

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It's ok. Hugo's real love ended up catching him.

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>tfw Bob Iger comes to shitpost here after taking coke
Come at me mouse

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Why else buy a Yea Forums Pass™ if not to spam Alita threads obvs

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Try 5. If that.

>I'm gonna kill your fake waifu user

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How would Jim pull off Alita's war crimes?

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#99 was less than an hour so... that sounds about right.

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Top kek user.

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but shes real

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Holy fucking kek

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truly based

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Just her remembering them, then show her crying/cute.

>tfw the lonely mouse cuck has been immortalized in sound format

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Do you retards not realize this is exactly what he wants? I've never seen trolls get fed so well. This is filet mignon. All he can eat.

>Not for you she's not

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She already 1v1'd Ricardo and lived. hmu

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I'm sure cry-user will love that

It's amusing to us. Laughing at their desperate attempts at attention. They eventually scatter and don't return.

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Nah this is hilarious. the more posts we get the faster we get to 999 when JC announces a sequel

Stop, I can only vomit so much.

we're just having fun, user. They have no home to go to so we take them in. We've been taking in strays since the early days.

> mousecuck
Henceforth he shall be known as such

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what even is this thread right now

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>I've never seen trolls get fed so well
If only they could learn not to give a fuck for once

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Yeah, we've had manga-purist, Jerome, flop-user, etc. Lots of poor guys just looking for a home and we let them in.

>attempts

I'd say he's pretty fuckin successful. Look at this travesty of a thread.

Holy fucking YUCK

this, frends, is the true unforeseen consequence of the shitposter's actions. he spams up threads and bloats them, dilutes our activity, accelerating our journey to #999 and ultimately prolonging /alita/s existence; ironic, for he gives more life to that which he claims to despise

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but she is doe

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>Get out of my thread, now.

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Extremely late reply since I'm gaming, but:
Who hurt you, user? You don't need to be this angry. What's wrong?

It’s been awhile since we had comfy Alitas anons
Post comfy

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You want a travesty? Look at the rest of Yea Forums.

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OUT

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This has, and always will be my favorite image of Alita. So comforting.

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I know you're just that shithead but
>laughing at you and your antics
>tons of regular comfyposting
>tons of new content
we're doing fine

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Such is life of the parasite. Nietzsche was right. Alita/Conan crossover when?

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>h-h-hi I just got back from crying for 15 mins straight because I realized my feminine isolation in a moment of soul piercing lucidity and now I'm gonna pretend like I'm too cool to be bothered by the fact that I'm a social failure and will likely never realize the majority of my desires in the life I didn't have the agency or foresight to choose

Bitch you don't fool me.

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Not too big on competition, are ya?
We could be friends, user!

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why cant we be friends

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Did you forget your name? You're not very good at this are you?

Truly one of the icons of /alita/.btw, r/ing someone to add alita's face to this pepe

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Rude

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Every person Alita saves, dies. So, is Ido next?

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>Ali this bitch thinks she can beat you
>Should we laugh at the same time?

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>I'm a social failure and will likely never realize the majority of my desires in the life
hmM interEStingGGgg....

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>112383638
Oh now you KNOW he cries himself to sleep every night.

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S A V A G E

it's hard not to feel like the axe will fall on poor Ido :/

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Didn't this guy die?

Yeah dude I’m the maudlin bipolar invalid floor-scraping of a man phoneposting from the AMC bathroom after 15th healing 2 nights ago
I can’t get off this hellride, in it for the long haul
Alita is the only thing that matters to me now
I’m scum and deserve death
Last time I went manic I believed I was immortal and kind of lucid dreamed irl and I frankly want to induce an Alita themed manic episode where I’m convinced she’s real
I need amphetamines

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Ido will never die
Dadposting will never die

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Ok she's gone your safe now

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As a matter of fact, twice!

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Oh hey man glad you're still alive

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but only temporarily

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you're waifu is trash

clyp.it/dk520hv3

vocaroo.com/i/s1ybIeLQy4mR
vocaroo.com/i/s0gjqM1JNJhW

this girl goes from looking kind of cute to like a boy like this gif what's up with that

Realistically, how much of the Iron City set they've built already be used? How much new shit would they have to build? Would they make a bar/club to house where Alita starts doing performances? And, depending how much they change from the manga, or skip ahead to certain arcs, would they build anything from Zalem? I mean, they have to involve Nova a little bit in the sequel, they teased him so much.

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the funny thing is that if she was doing Alita cosplay it wouldn't be a problem

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shes a girl with many faces

And then Voiceanon and you laugh at the same time, it would be perfect.

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She got that Gollum hairline going

Almost hit the bumplimit in an hour!

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Of course, but she's not.

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>dad is always around

thanks man
this little ad hoc community has been such a blessing
ily guys

A lot of it was the spamposter and 3D waifufag, but otherwise yeah, pretty fast thread.

His waifu is Gollum confirmed.

Just wait till it happens.

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ah well ok I'm still pretty tired of seeing her now feel free to stop whenever

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they would likely re-use as much of the set as possible for cost purposes. essentially, if we see Iron City again, we'll see the same set; it might have sections repainted and modularized/moved around

What did /alita/ think of the Joker trailer?

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Unironically made me laugh out loud, thanks user. I'm feeling pretty confident about my dream. You gotta stay focused on it, right?

>Nova is not the only one who sees everything
>You take my daughter on a date? I'll be there

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Your Gollum waifu is trash mousecuck

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as you wish friend

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>Joker trailer
if I think of it as a Scorsese movie first and a comic book movie second then I'm fine with it

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>insert angry Alita
>Get this succubus out of my fucking thread!

looks all right since it doesn't really look like capeshit, just a really damaged guy's descent into madness.

Don't mean to be a bother, but would love your opinion on these:

i know a lot of people have said this but it gives me taxi driver vibes. which is a good thing.

>His cap has his symbol
Fucking nice

well at least we hit limit with an Alita pic.

3D waifufag btfo

It was good, though I don't understand why everything good is literally fucking persecuted these days, like we're not allowed to have fun or something.
God I hate twitter and its deciples. The meme about "oppressed gamers" is somehow coming to life in a really retarded way, and the sjw's shot first

No problem! As I mentioned I'm gaming or I woulda sat down and listened to ALL of em instead of just a couple, but:
Honestly I really like your voice! You could do a good Ido, or a Zapan, I think. Definitely enough sass for Japan~ Gettin' kinda a southern vibe.

i think not

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>the sheer resemblance
They really fucked up casting Rosa instead of this girl.

It looks good. It’s going to be a great film but unfortunately the memes are going to ruin it on arrival, so it won’t be taken as seriously
Specially when you think about how despite only making 13 of the population

I'm getting image limit.

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YOU FUCKING FAG

If your dream involves contentment and happiness then your confidence is woefully misplaced. You stand upon an eroding foundation that crumbles daily. Beneath you lies a chasm of despair and loneliness that will swallow you whole.

You will never be a voice actor. You will never be a real woman. You are nothing and will realize that one day soon. I encourage you, on that day to do us a favor and take the easy way out. I know you've thought about it already.

She should get recast as Gollum for the new LOTR series

Thanks for saving the thread from eternal fagottry Peaches

thanks Peach

Alita's not terrible, solid 7/10

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So when's a proper torrent coming out? I still haven't seen this movie, but I really want to.

Honestly, I'd like to be a voice actor, but it's not my dream. I'm workin' on a tabletop RPG. I think I'm doing pretty well, it's workin' out. My dream is to make a living selling games I design.

My thoughts exactly
This freaking goblina would be a good Gollum

If I had my laptop with me, I would have riccardo'd your ass so hard.

Don’t work yourself into a shoot brother
I enjoy the banter but it was funny for the first two shitposts
Anyway here’s your (you)

^w^

Thanks. I don't known about taking on Ido, because my German accent is Scheisse and it's hard to imagine approaching a role with the acting chops of a Waltz. Maybe Marzipan, or even a more minor character like Tanji could be suited for me.

Give this a shot?
Cupcake here's a bounty hunter! So you went down, filled out your paperwork, got your ID badge, and now you're just like us? Let me introduce you to some of your professional colleagues. This is Master Clive Lee of the white hot palm. He has over 200 confirmed kills. And this is screwhead, one of our most lethal bounty hunters. And then there's McTeague, and his hellhounds! His biggest problem is having enough left to identify.
And then there's me. Zapan. Wielder of the legendary damascus blade. Forged before the fall by the lost arts of URM metalurgy. Honed to a monomollecular edge, it slices armor like butter.

wtf happened

What the fuck just happened.

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Massive cleaning

Looks like we have a little while longer until we hit image limit or bump limit. Post more comfy Alita!

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fuck what is going on right now

Looks like a lot of posts disappeared from this thread, taking below the bump limit.

Will next thread TECHNICALLY be thread 311?

oh my

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might as well use the new space for comfyposting

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just a reminder that Rosa is still the cutest

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wew

Honestly, based Jannies for doing what they do. I don't know many other threads that get this treatment.

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yes she is c:

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Cute, both of them

Tully makes me cry so fucking bad, guys. She's so goddamn inspiring that it makes me want to put a fucking gun in my mouth because I'm such a shit person, but taking the easy way out makes me feel like even more of shit person because she's got NO GODDAMN ARMS buy she doesn't give up. Fuck, it's a vicious cycle.

They don't stand by in the presence of evl

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have a rare Rosa gif fren

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it's definitely appreciated

my cute little shyborg

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based jannies

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KISHIRO: I grew up in a place where a forest had been cleared and only a few houses stood. My father was an eccentric who was into dune buggies. He was always digging around at the junkyard looking for parts he could use. He used to take me with him sometimes... I still like spending time at the junkyard. I'm sure most people don't feel that way, but I was always happy to spend time along there. Sure, I liked being alone anyway, but there was also something comfortable about being alone with the wreckage of things people had abandoned. I guess on the opposite extreme of this feeling is the very real terror I feel when confronted by a brand-new, shiny car. I honestly get the feeling that it's consciously trying to run me down. Old cars, though... they're different. I truly believe there's a kind of nostalgic comfort about being cradled inside the empty shell of an old car.

HORIBUCHI: Let's talk about the cyborgs.

KISHIRO: Ah, yes... the cyborgs. [LAUGHS] My relationship with them dates back to the toys of my childhood. I remember this G.I. Joe-type figure manufactured by Takara. It was called "Cyborg One." It was made of clear plastic; the internal mechanisms were easily visible. And its limbs were removable — you could attach different gears and parts in their place. I loved that toy... it's too bad it's been discontinued. That little guy had a profound effect one me. I guess that's why I feel so strongly that cyborgs should always have detachable limbs.

HORIBUCHI: And that's why Gally comes from the junkyard.

KISHIRO: I think it's the basis of it, yes. That kind of imagery seems to come to me subconsciously. As for Zalem, I'm not sure what it's supposed to actually signify. In some ways I'm an anarchist — I hate a managed world. There's a certain part of me who thinks that the world of Mad Max would be a fun place to live. [LAUGHS]

>shyborg
I'm stealing that.

>just a reminder that Rosa is still the lewdest

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NEW BREAD?

Sjsjdjxnd email me back or call me at around

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>[deleted]
What even happened ITT?

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Just like Alita, we don't deserve them. We actually have a lot of posts before we get to bump limit.

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Where can I get this

>There's a certain part of me who thinks that the world of Mad Max would be a fun place to live
c-comfy?

>tfw jannies delted all my parody vocaroos because they thought I was ALITABRO

Oh, well. It was fun while it lasted.

Also, Voiceanon, I tried the Zapan script, but I'm so shit at it that it wouldn't be doing the character justice.

I'm just gonna put these here where no one will see them:
vocaroo.com/i/s1A4Zrl4Zc6S
vocaroo.com/i/s0CBY53zuG9H
vocaroo.com/i/s0mWsw7h0vAF
vocaroo.com/i/s1qeBBQQ239H
vocaroo.com/i/s0Fzuu7dYfXc
vocaroo.com/i/s1dzwLRORSPu
vocaroo.com/i/s1Mm6evFsYmg
vocaroo.com/i/s1ybIeLQy4mR
vocaroo.com/i/s0gjqM1JNJhW

she can switch in an instant though.

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>inspirational music I was listening to finishes just as I finish proofreading
OH yes.

>Don't

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take it

>shyborg will never scan you up and down before coyly letting you inspect her porcelain arms
kill me

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sharing rare anime webm because I don't know what to reply to

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Just keep trying at it. I'd love to see what you can do

Keen for the post cutout. Also big shout outs to the jannies for their hard work. We don't deserve you.

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Easy for you to say, Chad Hugo-user.

OCTOLIPS

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Have a story about a shyborg then.
>pastebin.com/cHUkeaDU

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Wtf is that gibberish? Who is the bad guys? It can LITERALLY be both ways.

shit I meant this one
dunno why that one is slow

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I don't either so now I'm replying to you!

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>not even posting the attemp
c'mon now user

Where is wriefag?

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Well, it's your fault I write. Please take responsibility for our brain-child.

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oh lordie

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Hopefully he realized that his fanfics are shitty even by fanfic standards and he fuckin killed himself.

I pretty shit at Hugo. Hence the whole Maybe-Sorta-Trying. You are pretty damn fitting for Zapan

Well anons, this was a fun, er, interesting thread, but I got to go to sleep. Keep the threads comfy and discuss the movie. See you tomorrow.

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this is the zapan mess up from last night's thread
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In the end, he loved Zalem and the idea of escaping poverty by going up there more than anything else in the world. In contrast to Chihren who finally accepted her position in life and realized going back there is not an option, Hugo just couldn't let go. His dreams ultimately cost him his life as even his new cyberbody was no match for the Zalem defenses.

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Oh here you are
I'm blind

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Later Peaches!

Okay I don't know why this was deleted but I'm asking it again, how do you feel about ki being Alita's true power source?
It says in the movie that the power of Panzer Kunst doesn't come from the body (meaning the antimatter reactor) but from the mind. So Alita's power is based on how much she believes in herself or something? Visualizing victory?

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It was THAT bad and I don't want to be forever mocked for it.

Apparently, I can dish it, but I can't take it. Besides, hasn't this thread been spam-posted enough?

sleep time. Stay comfy anons, enjoy the extra-long general. Thank you to all the anons tirelessly making new oc and to the anons who joined in with me on Wahlberg/Rogan-posting, it was funnier than I could've expected. thank you jannies for taking out the trash. You deserve special Alita-thank yous.

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night fren stay comfy

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based nova

You can't even guess how many time this happens. It will always happen

It was explained what it was int he manga, though. They gave a somewhat scientific explanation. It's not a magical source but the proper application of what he has.

can someone post a webm of nova taking off his glasses and also of alita going to sleep/waking up? making some new webms

I want to know which janny it is and give them a special Alita cookie or something. They give us more attention than we deserve.

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user, please. It's magic.

> The thing is *leans closer into the mic*
> Nova wouldn’t keep the people that go up to Zalem alive. You have to be born there to be a part of it. I heard he only experiments on them. He’s immortal but he can still fear losing his power
> “yeah, he can fear. I heard of this doctor, apparently he was from up there. Built this little cyborg girl, She’s URM. Word of the mouth is she has a unique fighting technique. Killed two criminals and injured another one. She even started a bar fight over at Kansas and beat the shit out of every lethal bounty hunter”
> really?! Jamie pull that shit “Dr. Dyson Ido”
> *breathes heavily* and just like that huh? Crazy alien shit man...

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>nova

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Well, I mean, she did turn into a giant tree... and then a space station plasma winged angel, so...
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic, and all that?

Try again, I wanna hear it. Sometimes it takes a couple tries.
God, right?
Every time, buddy. I have a mountain of bad takes.

Nanomachines? I'm saying nanomachines.

Let's not forget the black hole throwing quantum jumping Buddah.

heres alita's adorable new sidekick

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That's just the regular Buddha then.

CUTE

MAKES MY DICK ROCK FUCKIN HARD

Just like ALITA

>did you see that guy accidentally hit that Cyborg with his car?
>Holy shit Jamie pull that video up

Well... you're not wrong.

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ty user +1 liked and subbed

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It feels so fucking good to finally be home
>tfw I have to ship like 8 orders of cans tomorrow

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> that little cyborg girl is small, but I think that metal body must weight 200lbs. She can kill you easily

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You have no idea how hard it was not to laugh out loud when I was recording the ALITABRO rants just now.

They deleted the wall of text. Post the script again and I'll do it at a later thread, after proper preparation.

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10/10

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This is cute

How can anyone be so cute?

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Digital effects mostly.

I just realized there's a high chance I'm finishing this story this weekened.

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>274 posts
>38 unique IPs
Just make a discord server already you fucking losers

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Someone already did
Eventually some of us will try but here it’s THE comfiest

Born that way

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If you guys want more top quality comments and pictures, the China page on weibo for Alita is full of those healed China fans and actually quite a number of pictures you don't see on American sites. Just use a web extension to translate.
weibo.com/p/10012099948

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Hey guys, saw the movie!

Personally, in my personal opinion, I hated it!

Wasn't good at all!

Horrible pacing, bad acting, cliche plot and obvious cgi!

Not a good movie guys!

Just my opinion though! Just what I have to say about Alita, here in ALITA general!

3/10

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heh good meme

thanks user I'll have a look

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No, fuck Discord. No one here is using that.

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Cupcake here's a bounty hunter! So you went down, filled out your paperwork, got your ID badge, and now you're just like us? Let me introduce you to some of your professional colleagues. This is Master Clive Lee of the white hot palm. He has over 200 confirmed kills. And this is screwhead, one of our most lethal bounty hunters. And then there's McTeague, and his hellhounds! His biggest problem is having enough left to identify.
And then there's me. Zapan. Wielder of the legendary damascus blade. Forged before the fall by the lost arts of URM metalurgy. Honed to a monomollecular edge, it slices armor like butter.

nothing wrong with discord

everyone link your secret alita obsession discords

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vocaroo.com/i/s1hEnw5KNho9

Cut it with the false flagging. You might as well say nothing wrong with reddit.

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now this is a cute webm

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There's some footage of that kiss scene that isn't in the final movie. I'm wondering if they just cut it for time or what.

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>ywn get to kiss either of them

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If I was the actor playing Hugo I’d mess up that scene on purpose as many tones as possible

Ha, I remember that greentext from many threads ago.
>Sorry Rob! I swear, I'll try not to get so much saliva in her mouth on the next take. Let's go again!

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thanks im going to bed now keep up the comfy posting anons

Tones?

It's capeship but it isn't capeshit. I dig it. I feels like a fresh movie rather than another DC Marvel cash cow.

kek. underrated.

This is so bad that I can't even tell if you're trying to do an accent or not. I've heard computer generated voices that sound more human, shit.

Stop being a

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Read and seen my friend. Your scene splits make way more sense now and it's easy to follow. Nice work!

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I know. I agree.

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we need more roganposts

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I don't know bros. Part of the reason I love Alita is the theater experience. I just don't know if seeing her on a small screen will do her justice.

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ty my fren

oh it will. dark room, quiet night, and chill with us after

Neat.

I really liked it, for what its worth.
And I like this one as well.

I'm always happy to give feedback to anyone who wants it. If it shits up the general too bad we can move somewhere else.

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Both are good. Each holds minor flaws, but so does every VO

Was this a Toshiro Mifune reference?

this waifu crap does not need a sequel and it was bad

this webm is illegally cute you're going to be banned for using it

>thanks for helping me build this blanket fortress, user
>I'm still kinda cold though

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you don't mind if I get a little closer, do you?

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We need more blanket fort memes.

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>that little hardbody could fucking kill you, rip your arms off and beat you with the wet ends, woah

>what's going on in there?

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On a side not. SINCE WHEN WAS THERE A SHOE? WHERE CAN I BUY THIS THING?

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CN limited right?

Xiaomi also released a $1000 Alita phone

>She'd tear your arms off.
>Chimpanzees can do that. Have you ever seen a picture of a hairless chimpanzee? Those things will tear you to pieces

Hugo did nothing wrong

New thread in the oven

Well, technically, the entire thing is a first draft so I'm not overly worried about feedback, I just want others to enjoy it if they want.
Also, 50 freaking pages. Dear lord redbull did a number on me.

Lmfao look at those ham hocks! Jesus christ those are some fat hands. No way those ham hammers can actually tie laces

welp, there goes my paycheck

Didn't do anything right, either.

NEW

I hope you put them all in to one big doc some time so we can easily share it!

Why is that thread even a thing?

nah lol

How stupid do you think we are? Anyone who actually goes to the phony thread will see it's flooded with spam, leave immediately, and wait for the real one.

Yeah, probably the last chapter I'll follow up with that.

It was made before jannies deleted 75% of this shithole disaster of a thread

REAL NEW THREAD

jannies doing WORK

i wouldn't bother, the back of it is fake