ITT: we write terrible jokes for the Joker movie
A man walked into his therapist's office and told him that he was depressed. The therapist listened and told him that the circus was in town. The clown always made the therapist laugh and he was sure that the clown would make the man laugh too. The man replied
but I am the clown...
>Joker throws a PIE into someones face
>Joker throws out marbles to trip people
Donald Trump
Black people are civil and can even be productive to society
The worst part of having a mental illness is having to spend the rest of your life all alone and being bullied by normies
>no pagliacci
terrible joke apply yourself
>joker walks into the ghetto and pretends to break into cars as a prank
>Joker drops scrabble pieces all over Gothams sidewalks
>asks people what's the word on the street
So no one told you life was gonna be this way
Your job's a joke, you're broke
Your love life's D.O.A
It's like you're always stuck in second gear
When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month
Or even your year, but
kek
>the JOKER sees batman walking behind him
>the JOKER throws a banana peel
>batman falls over while making wacky noises and poses
>Dumps a fishbowl on his bed
>”guess I’m really sleeping with the fishes now!
>what is the clingiest animal?
>an arach-needy!
>steals the batmobile
>leaves in its place a toddler-sized version, just as fast with the same gadgets
>enters a cat wearing joker clothes and nightcap
>"Guess I really am the cat's pajamas!
What tree has the most hands?
A PALM TREE!
so a moth walks into a podiatrist's office...
Wait you put pajamas inside your ass?
>asks cops when they're trying to arrest him: WHY ARE YOU SO SERIOUS...LY TRYING TO CATCH ME?
There's a frog called a Corroboree frog in Australia that is coloured yellow and black. Take away the yellow so it's just a black frog and it becomes a Robbery frog hahahahahahahahahahahaha
I chortled
>Joker walks into a school and starts shooting at students
>man walks into a bar
>says give me a beer
>it was a unconscious hallucination
>he walked into a metal bar and not the music kind
>ouch!
>whats the deal with black people?
>theyre not black
>and theyre not people
Based wrongposter
Based
>drives a power wheel in city traffic
>he's actually going faster than the traffic
>*Joker picks up a copy of Guns & Ammo in a corner store*
>You know, it's a good thing they banned high capacity magazines. If there was just one more page of gun pictures in here, someone might get dangerous ideas!
>*honks his nose and the restaurant across the street explodes*
Joker breaks into hospital and holds a doctor hostage
He points a gun in the terrified doctor's face and screams "DOCTOR I CAN'T DECIDE IF I'M A WIGWAM OR A MARQUEE!"
"I know your problem" replies the doctor "you're two tents!"
>*Someone asks Joker why he pees sitting down*
>I like to get in touch with my feminine side, you know?
>*Joker eats four whole donuts at once, then fixes his makeup*
>Do I look pretty? Tell me I'm pretty or you're raping me!
he said good jokes
Crashing this movie theater, with no survivor.
Joker calls an ugly woman beautiful then says "I'm da jokah baby"